Hamilton "Ham" Porter: First you take a graham. Then you stick the chocolate on the graham. And then you roast the mallow. And when the mallows flaming you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other graham. And then you stuff it.
Ted was just an all around horrible movie. The actors I have to admit were very good. There was just one sick joke after another. There wasn't really a break from the sick perverted jokes. It wasn't even remotely funny. There was maybe one time through out the whole thing in which I just barely laughed.
This movie has a subtle quality to it's creepiness. It makes you think as to what just happened. You have to watch it a lot to fully comprehend as to what is happening. Donnie Darko is an excellent science-fiction movie that keeps you glued to the edge of your seat.