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  1. Scottie P: You know what I'm sayin'?
  2. David Clark: Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know what you're saying.

– Quote from We're The Millers 7 months ago

  1. David Clark: You had me steal from a Mexican drug lord!
  2. Brad Gurdlinger: It was kind of a dick move.

– Quote from We're The Millers 7 months ago

John Tyler's Submitted Quotes

Grudge Match

Grudge Match

(2013)
7 months ago
  1. Henry "Razor" Sharp: Well, I can't be in the same room with that guy. Not worth it.
  2. Dante Slate Jr.: The hell you mean it ain't worth it? I'm looking at your house!
We're The Millers

We're The Millers

(2013)
7 months ago
  1. Scottie P: You know what I'm sayin'?
  2. David Clark: Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know what you're saying.
We're The Millers

We're The Millers

(2013)
7 months ago
  1. David Clark: You had me steal from a Mexican drug lord!
  2. Brad Gurdlinger: It was kind of a dick move.
We're The Millers

We're The Millers

(2013)
7 months ago
  1. David Clark: You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie fucking Nelson, man!
You're Next

You're Next

(2013)
7 months ago
  1. Erin Harson: Grab anything you can use as a weapon.
You're Next

You're Next

(2013)
7 months ago
  1. Erin Harson: Thanks for the help, by the way.
  2. Felix: You seem to have a handle on it.
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
7 months ago
  1. Paul: Sam. Listen to me. We can get help. Do you know Dr. Johanson? He can help us. Sam, please.
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
8 months ago
  1. Paul: Now we see if it works.
  2. Tom: You're kidding, right?
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
8 months ago
  1. Harry: Goddamn kid. I told her to clean up her stuff off the stairs.
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
8 months ago
  1. Harry: You lying little bitch! Okay, come on now. None of this shit. You get the hell up. Samantha. I'm not joking. You wanna know what real trouble is? I mean it. You get the hell up and get in your room.
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
8 months ago
  1. Paul: Why the hell isn't he responding?
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
8 months ago
  1. Harry: You little bitch. I'm your father.
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
8 months ago
  1. Tom: Speaking of crazy, welcome to Elvira Parker's fortress. I like to think of it as a bomb. One day, I'm gonna crack this combination, walk up to her, and hand her the paper. I'll probably scare her to death, she's so paranoid.
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
8 months ago
  1. Elvira Williams: You get that out of here or I'll blow your heads off!
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
8 months ago
  1. Tom: Are you out of your fucking mind?
Throw Momma from the Train

Throw Momma from the Train

(1987)
8 months ago
  1. Momma: You clumsy poop!
Silent Hill: Revelation

Silent Hill: Revelation

(2012)
8 months ago
  1. Travis Grady: I haven't taken this way in a long time.
Silent Hill: Revelation

Silent Hill: Revelation

(2012)
8 months ago
  1. Heather Mason: Go to hell!
  2. Alessa: Can't you see? We're already here.
Silent Hill: Revelation

Silent Hill: Revelation

(2012)
8 months ago
  1. Vincent Carter: Never build on an ancient Indian burial ground! I thought everybody knew that.
Silent Hill: Revelation

Silent Hill: Revelation

(2012)
8 months ago
  1. Dahlia Gillespie: The darkness is coming. It's safer to be inside.
Silent Hill: Revelation

Silent Hill: Revelation

(2012)
8 months ago
  1. Douglas Cartland: Everything your father ever told you is a lie!
Silent Hill: Revelation

Silent Hill: Revelation

(2012)
8 months ago
  1. Heather Mason: You created this nightmare.
  2. Alessa: Everyone has a different nightmare in Silent Hill, I am theirs.
Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

(2005)
8 months ago
  1. Lindsey: Did you clean up my bathroom or did I dream that?
Elysium

Elysium

(2013)
8 months ago
  1. Max Da Costa: They can fix this shit on Elysium.
Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

(2005)
8 months ago
  1. Ben: Attention, morons!
Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

(2005)
9 months ago
  1. Robin: Oh, boy. Here we go...
Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

(2005)
9 months ago
  1. Uncle Carl: Careful, kid. They'll break your heart.
Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

(2005)
9 months ago
  1. Sarah: All right, Lindsey. What's the matter with this one?
  2. Robin: He's not smart? He's not attractive?
  3. Lindsey: He was. It's just, you know, I don't know, it's hopeless.
Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

Fever Pitch (The Perfect Catch)

(2005)
9 months ago
  1. Lindsey: I'm sick. Come back. I'll call you tomorrow.
Pacific Rim

Pacific Rim

(2013)
9 months ago
  1. Raleigh Becket: In order to fight monsters, we created monsters of our own.
Pacific Rim

Pacific Rim

(2013)
9 months ago
  1. Stacker Pentecost: Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we've chosen to believe in each other. Today, we face the monsters behind our door! Today, we are cancelling the Apocalypse!
Pacific Rim

Pacific Rim

(2013)
9 months ago
  1. Raleigh Becket: We always thought alien life would come from the stars, but it came from deep beneath the sea; a portal between dimensions in the Pacific Ocean.
Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor

(2008)
9 months ago
  1. Ronnie: Holy crap, you guys are retarded!
Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor

(2008)
9 months ago
  1. Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?
  2. Wade: Well, he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.
Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor

(2008)
9 months ago
  1. Filkins: Because you're Siamese queers, bitches!
Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor

(2008)
9 months ago
  1. Drillbit Taylor: Crap on a shit sandwich!
The Purge

The Purge

(2013)
9 months ago
  1. Mary Sandin: Get the fuck out of my house.
The Purge

The Purge

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. James Sandin: We're gonna make it through tonight, and everything is gonna be okay.
  2. Zoey Sandin: Nothing is ever going to be okay again.
Movie 43

Movie 43

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Amy: Beezel pissed all over me!
Movie 43

Movie 43

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Mikey: Holy shit, you're covered in blood!
Red Dawn

Red Dawn

(2012)
10 months ago
  1. Jed Eckert: You fucked with the wrong family.
The Purge

The Purge

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Mary Sandin: Just remember all the good the purge does.
Liar Liar

Liar Liar

(1997)
10 months ago
  1. Fletcher Reede: I'm kicking my ass! Do ya mind?
Movie 43

Movie 43

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Nathan: 911, my friend's bleeding out of her vagina!
Movie 43

Movie 43

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Coach Jackson: You're black, they're white! This ain't hockey!
The Purge

The Purge

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. James Sandin: Why did you let him into our home? We have no idea who's after him!
This Is the End

This Is the End

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Danny McBride: We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.
  2. Seth Rogen: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?
  3. Jonah Hill: Can I have that Milky Way?
  4. James Franco: No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.
  5. Seth Rogen: I want some of the Milky Way.
  6. Craig Robinson: I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.
This Is the End

This Is the End

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Jay Baruchel: Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
  2. Seth Rogen: Uh. I'm on a cleanse.
  3. Jay Baruchel: So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed?
  4. Seth Rogen: I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic.
Rapture-Palooza

Rapture-Palooza

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Ben House: Let her go, Anti-Christ!
  2. The Beast: I killed Jimmy Neutron!
Rapture-Palooza

Rapture-Palooza

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. God: You barbecued my son.
  2. Ben House: I panicked. I laser-beamed him. I beamed Jesus. I'm so sorry.
This Is the End

This Is the End

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Danny McBride: Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?!
The Room

The Room

(2003)
11 months ago
  1. Johnny: Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd.
Throw Momma from the Train

Throw Momma from the Train

(1987)
11 months ago
  1. Owen Lift: This is great! It's like the Flintstones car wash!
Iron Man 3

Iron Man 3

(2013)
11 months ago
  1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.
Movie 43

Movie 43

(2013)
11 months ago
  1. Ellen Malloy: How's your HPV?
  2. Neil: It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.
Movie 43

Movie 43

(2013)
11 months ago
  1. Mikey: She's having her period!
  2. Amanda: What do I do?
  3. Mikey: We're just gonna have to plug it up. I got frozen peas and a sponge!
A Haunted House

A Haunted House

(2013)
12 months ago
  1. Malcolm: Bitch, there's a ghost in the house! Deuces!
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
12 months ago
  1. Tom: Great tits!
  2. Paul: You're telling me!
Man of Steel

Man of Steel

(2013)
12 months ago
  1. Lois Lane: How do you find someone who has spent a lifetime covering his tracks? For some, he's a guardian angel. For others, a ghost who never quite fit in.
Man of Steel

Man of Steel

(2013)
12 months ago
  1. Jor-El: He'll be a god to them.
Man of Steel

Man of Steel

(2013)
12 months ago
  1. Jor-El: Good-bye, my son. Our hopes and dreams travel to you.
Man of Steel

Man of Steel

(2013)
12 months ago
  1. Lara Lor-Van: He'll be an outcast. They'll kill him.
  2. Jor-El: How?
Alex Cross

Alex Cross

(2012)
12 months ago
  1. Alex Cross: He won't stop. I've seen his face. I've heard his voice. I will meet his soul at the gates of hell before I let him take a person that I love away from me.
Alex Cross

Alex Cross

(2012)
12 months ago
  1. Picasso: Inflicting pain is a crucial part of my true calling.
Alex Cross

Alex Cross

(2012)
12 months ago
  1. Tommy Kane: Hey, Monny, what's with that kneecap shot of yours?
  2. Monica Ashe: Up yours!
  3. Alex Cross: It's like working with sixth graders with you two.
Alex Cross

Alex Cross

(2012)
12 months ago
  1. Tommy Kane: You don't play the game, the game plays you.
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
13 months ago
  1. Jeannie Conway: Boy, I make good coffee.
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
13 months ago
  1. Samantha: He's my father. Sometimes I want to roll a truck over his face but he's still my father.
Deadly Friend

Deadly Friend

(1986)
13 months ago
  1. Tom: Hey, she's dead? Hey, what the hell are you doing? You didn't say anything about a dead body. We were supposed to save her life!
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