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SciFi-ActionMan · #1 01-01-2005, 07:34 PM

Welcome to the SFAMs Top 50 Hot Chicks Kicking Butt Movies

Like the SFAM's Top 50 Medieval Movie Countdown (Fantasy, Anime Included), this will be an eclectic list including all types of hot ckicks kicking butt movies. Specifically, this list will have:

Hot chicks with guns,
Hot chicks with swords drawing blood,
Hot chicks in black leathers kicking butt,
Campy chicks in chainmail,
Fembots - when good cyber-chicks go bad,
Hot anime chicks,
Scifi chicks kicking alien ass,
Hungry monster kicks (Sexy vamp chicks kicking butt are a staple on this list), and
Hot asian chicks kicking butt movies

Obviously, I can't possibly cover all the good Hot chicks kicking ass movies in only 50 posts, so like the medieval thread, there will be some honorable mentions along the way. And like the medieval thread, I hope to find a delicious morsel or two along the way that I've missed. Also, I haven't seen Catwoman or Blade III yet, so don't expect those to be evaluated here.

EDITORS NOTE: While I was going to my top cyberpunk movies, we can blame Grand Sachi for recommending me some more cyberpunk movies which I hadn't seen, so this list has been shelved for a few weeks.

1. The Matrix Series - Carrie-Anne Moss
2. The Alien Series - Sigourney Weaver
3. The Kill Bill Series - Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, Vivica Fox, Chiaki Kuriyama
4. Terminator 2 - Linda Hamilton
5. Ghost in the Shell - Major Motoko Kusanagi
6. Underworld - Kate Beckinsale
7. Batman Returns - Michelle Pfeiffer
8. X-Men Series - Fammke Jannsen, Halle Berry, Rebecca-Romijn-Stamos, Kelly Hu
9. Crouching Tiger-Hidden Dragon - Zihi Zhang, Michelle Yeoh
10. Resident Evil - Milla Jovovich
11. Lifeforce - Matilda May
12. Terminator 3 - Kristanna Loken
13. Armitage III: Poly Matrix - Armitage
14. Heroic Trio - Michelle Yeoh, Anita Mui and Maggie Cheung
15. Species - Natasha Henstridge
16. Tomb Raider - Angelina Jolie
17. In the Line of Duty/Yes Madam Series - Michelle Yeoh
18. Daredevil - Jennifer Garner
19. Barb Wire - Pamela Anderson
20. Fifth Element - Milla Jovovich
21. Tomorrow Never Dies - Michelle Yeoh
22. Van Helsing - Kate Beckinsale
23. Barbarian Queen - Lana Clarkson
24. King Arthur - Keira Knightley
25. Lady Death - The Motion Picture - Lady Death
26. La Femme Nikita - Anne Parillaud
27. Starship Troopers - Dina Meyer, Denise Richards
28. Oblivion - Musetta Vander
29. Queen of the Damned - Aaliyah
30. Blood, the Last Vampire - Saya
31. The Mummy Returns - Rachel Weisz, Patricia Valasquez
32. Charlie's Angels, So Close - Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore
33. Cat People - Nastassja Kinski
34. The Twins Effect - Charlene Choi, Gillian Chung
35. Die Another Day - Halle Berry
36. Heavy Metal - Taarna
37. Chronicles of Riddick -Alexa Devalos
38. Goldeneye - Famke Janssen
39. Star Wars movies - Carrie Fisher, Natalie Portman
40. Conan the Barbarian - Sandahl Bergman
41. Blade Runner - Daryl Hannah, Joanna Cassidy
42. Naked Killer - Chingmy Yau, Carrie Ng Starring
43. Black Scorpion - Joan Severance
44. Supergirl - Helen Slater
45. Hellboy - Selma Blair
46. Star Trek – First Contact - Alice Krige
47. Slayers - Lina Inverse
48. Coffy - Pam Grier
49. Mortal Kombat - Talisa Soto
50. Goldfinger - Honor Blackman

I hope you've enjoyed the list

SciFi-ActionMan · #2 01-01-2005, 07:43 PM

#50 Goldfinger - Honor Blackman starring as Pussy Galore

Honor Blackman makes it in here on name alone. Common - what a name! Pussy Galore and her sexy lycra air squadran crew don't get to kick too much butt, but again, the name just barely eaks it in for me, not to mention this is a TRULY awesome movie - one of my favs! Incidentally, I don't recommend doing a search for pics on her based on name alone - DEFINITELY include "goldfinger" in your search string.

Honorable Mention: Dr. NO - Ursula Andress Staring

I could probably list half the Bond movies out there, as half involve damsels in distress, and the other half have tough chicks. But Ursula is just HOT even though she isn't all that great on the kicking butt part.

SciFi-ActionMan · #3 01-01-2005, 07:55 PM

#49: Mortal Combat (1995) - Talisa Soto Starring

Talisa Soto stars as the badass Princess Kitana in this fun video-game martial arts romp. Lots of bizarre characters in cool outfits, fun powers, and this wonderful little leather ensemble of hers makes this a pretty good hot chicks in black leathers kicking butt movie.

Bridgette Wilson is also in this, but unfortunately, no leathers here. She's not bad though.

Visceral · #4 01-01-2005, 07:58 PM

Excellent idea for a list, SFAM! Pussy Galore doesn't really kick much butt, but like you said the name alone is worth mentioning. Looking forward to the rest...

EDIT: I should point out that the link to your top 50 medieval movie countdown is broken.

Vienna · #5 01-01-2005, 08:29 PM

Heh heh heh. Have fun SFAM!

SciFi-ActionMan · #6 01-01-2005, 09:04 PM

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Excellent idea for a list, SFAM! Pussy Galore doesn't really kick much butt, but like you said the name alone is worth mentioning. Looking forward to the rest...

EDIT: I should point out that the link to your top 50 medieval movie countdown is broken.

Ugh, thanks for the catch. Its fixed now.

SciFi-ActionMan · #7 01-01-2005, 09:14 PM

#48: Coffy (1973) - Pam Grier Starring

What Hot Chicks kicking butt list would be complete without some Blaxploitation included! Pam Grier is the queen of these. A nurse by day, she turns vigilante by night in getting revenge for his sister's drug OD. The T&A rating for this is medium, and the opening is a killer!

Bonus movie: Foxy Brown (1974) - Pam Grier Starring

Foxy brown is also a fun flick. Its a bit more bizarre, but not as much cool violence. Grier also stars in a couple of cool prision chicks flicks: Women in cages (1971) and the Big Doll House (1971)

Grand SACHI · #8 01-01-2005, 09:24 PM

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Welcome to the SFAMs Top 50 Hot Chicks Kicking Butt Movies

Woot!!! that's a lot of fun to come!

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Hot asian chicks kicking butt movies

I'm not quite sure you've seen Azumi, but I really hope to see her in this list.

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EDITORS NOTE: While I was going to my top cyberpunk movies, we can blame Grand Sachi for recommending me some more cyberpunk movies which I hadn't seen, so this list has been shelved for a few weeks.

Oh! hehe, sorry 'bout that!

SciFi-ActionMan · #9 01-01-2005, 09:28 PM

#47: Slayers - Lina Inverse Starring

Lina Inverse is just fun, both in the series and in her movies. She may not be the sexiest looking but something about her appeals to me, and she's awesome at kicking major ass. Combined with the chesty Naga in her movies, lots of tit jokes abound. Slayers is great dumb silly anime fun. I highly recommend them if you're into that.

Bonus Anime: Sorcerer Hunters

Sorcerer Hunters are also good in a rather hit or miss way. They do get better as they go along. All the chicks in this take turns kicking butt.

Zen_Guy · #10 01-01-2005, 09:32 PM

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I'm not quite sure you've seen Azumi, but I really hope to see her in this list.

I hesitate to see Azumi. I've heard a few negative comments on it.

SciFi-ActionMan · #11 01-01-2005, 09:33 PM

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I'm not quite sure you've seen Azumi, but I really hope to see her in this list.

Azumi's definitely on my list to see, but no, I haven't seen it yet. There's a tun of these hot asian chicks with swords movies. I do have a few good ones on this list though. I should also point out that I haven't seen Hero yet, So if Cheung or Zhang do lots of butt kicking in that, my apologies up front.

Grand SACHI · #12 01-01-2005, 09:53 PM

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I hesitate to see Azumi. I've heard a few negative comments on it.

Ok, my advice here is: Do not listen to Heist!!! We both know he hates this movie with passion.

However you should not see Azumi expecting another Versus. It’s a completely different style. Yes it somewhat cheesy, but it’s based on a manga and really give that ‘anime’ feel. I love it!

My suggestion is see Azumi and then decide by yourself.

Btw, if you decide to see it, be sure you watch the Japanese integral version (2h20) instead of the butchered international cut (2h00). Really, it does matter!

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Originally Posted by SciFi-ActionMan

Azumi's definitely on my list to see, but no, I haven't seen it yet. There's a tun of these hot asian chicks with swords movies. I do have a few good ones on this list though. I should also point out that I haven't seen Hero yet, So if Cheung or Zhang do lots of butt kicking in that, my apologies up front.

I'm not really surprised!

That's OK.

btw, Zhang doesn't do much in Hero. She does much more in House of Flying Daggers!

SciFi-ActionMan · #13 01-01-2005, 10:00 PM

#46: Star Trek First Contact - Alice Krige Starring

Like Pussy Galore, this is another awesome hot chick (yes, I'm wierd, check my username if you have questions here) that doesn't do that much ass-kicking except by ordering drones around. But man is she a badass. Definitely, in her black leather ensemble she's right up there with the most smokin of alien chicks. If she had done a little more ass-kickin she'da been near the top of this list.

Zen_Guy · #14 01-01-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Grand SACHI

Ok, my advice here is: Do not listen to Heist!!! We both know he hates this movie with passion.

However you should not see Azumi expecting another Versus. It’s a completely different style. Yes it somewhat cheesy, but it’s based on a manga and really give that ‘anime’ feel. I love it!

My suggestion is see Azumi and then decide by yourself.

Btw, if you decide to see it, be sure you watch the Japanese integral version (2h20) instead if the butchered international cut (2h00). Really, it does matter!

Hehehe... yeah it's Heist, but I think someone else also spoke about Azumi.

But you're right, I should see Azumi and make up my own mind. As for the integral version I'm guessing that's what they have at Sukubus. That's were I usually rent my Asian movies and I think they take care to have the best copies that thye can find.

SciFi-ActionMan · #15 01-01-2005, 10:10 PM

#45: Hellboy (2004) - Selma Blair Starring

Selma Blair is hot in this...Blue fire hot in fact! She plays a pretty cool deranged flamer chick that is a real spark when pissed. She definitely lights up the baddies in this pretty fun movie. Considering her fire burns off her clothes, we could have only hoped this would have been an R-rated flick.

NumeroCinco · #16 01-01-2005, 10:37 PM

Sophia. Crawford.

SciFi-ActionMan · #17 01-01-2005, 10:37 PM

#44: Supergirl - Helen Slater Starring

Yeah its cheesy and incoherent, but if you're reading this list, you're probably OK with that. Helen Slater looks sweet kicking villian butt in this nice little tight get-up. Faye Dunaway as the Sorceress Selena is also pretty good.

Bonus Movie: Superman 2 (1980) - Sarah Douglas Starring

For another Krypton chick who's good at kicking butt, Sara Douglas plays Ursa, a not-so-good goth superchick who has a love for extra tall black nylon boots.

SciFi-ActionMan · #18 01-01-2005, 10:39 PM

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Sophia. Crawford.

***Conducts search***

She's a stunt double, right?

Kovich · #19 01-01-2005, 10:42 PM

Hot chicks with guns
Hot chicks in black leathers kicking butt

This sums up Barb Wire.

SciFi-ActionMan · #20 01-01-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kovich

Hot chicks with guns
Hot chicks in black leathers kicking butt

This sums up Barb Wire.

Yes, well, there are definitely crossovers in this. I wouldn't be surprised to see Pammy somewhere along this list...

NumeroCinco · #21 01-01-2005, 11:24 PM

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***Conducts search***

She's a stunt double, right?

Oh my god, dude. She was the Pink Power Ranger for Christ's sake.

SciFi-ActionMan · #22 01-01-2005, 11:26 PM

#43: Black Scorpion -Joan Severance Starring

What could be better than a hot superheroine chick in black leathers kicking butt? Not much! Joan keeps her leathers on for most of the movie, but has a scene or two where she is just too hot to bother with them. Seriously, this is a fun Roger Corman Production.

Bonus Movie: Black Scorpion 2

Basically we get more of the same here but the clothers stay on more. Joan is also starting to look a bit long in the tooth in this one.

Bonus Movie 3: Sting of the Black Scorpion (2002) - Michelle Lintel Starring

Basically the first 3 episodes from the TV series are put together to form a single movie. Michelle Lintel is a nice replacement.

SciFi-ActionMan · #23 01-01-2005, 11:27 PM

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Oh my god, dude. She was the Pink Power Ranger for Christ's sake.

Funny, I always thought that was Amy Jo Johnson. When did she get replaced?

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Amy Jo Johnson grew up in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, USA. As a child she competed as a gymnast, learning skills that would later be of great use to her in her breakthrough role as Kimberly Hart the Pink Ranger on "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers" (1993). She gave up competing when she was 17, and concentrated more on her acting interests, appearing in various community theatre projects. Once she graduated from high school she went to New York to study at the American Musical Dramatic Academy. After two years there she moved to California where she landed the aforementioned part as the Pink Ranger also on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995).

thorshammer · #24 01-01-2005, 11:28 PM

Great thread. Maybe the best topic-wise.

Perry the Platypus · #25 01-01-2005, 11:37 PM

Please tell me this isn't going to include any of the Andy Sidaris flicks

Zen_Guy · #26 01-01-2005, 11:46 PM

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Please tell me this isn't going to include any of the Andy Sidaris flicks

I bet a flick like this did deserve a Director's Cut Special Edition.

SciFi-ActionMan · #27 01-01-2005, 11:51 PM

#42: The Naked Killer (1992) - Chingmy Yau, Carrie Ng Starring

What could be better than lesbian assasin chicks? Naked Killer is a truly bizarre movie. This ends up being a battle between a master assasin and her apprentice, although theire a cop who throws up at the slightest sing of danger thrown in the mix for good measure. The costumes are sexy, the action is fun, but the movie is rather coherent.

Oh, and there's no one naked, at least in the American release (these are sometimes cut to hell, so maybe the "real" version has some).

Bonus Movie: Replacement Killers (1998) - Mira Sorvino Starring

In another odd assassin movie, Mira Sorvino makes a good side-kick for Yun Chow Fat as a hot chick with guns. Definitely worth a watch.