[Jason_R.]

It's been six months and I'm starting to miss her a little bit.

[Angus]

You'll have to kiss her butt like Zuben does.

[Zuben]

Originally Posted by Angus

You'll have to kiss her butt like Zuben does.

Oh Angus! You're cute! Giggle!

[SmegFirk]

so you're this zuben... i'm expecting big things.

[Zuben]

Originally Posted by SmegFirk

so you're this zuben... i'm expecting big things.

Guh?

What have you heard?

[Angus]

Originally Posted by Zuben

Guh?

What have you heard?

Rabid's been calling out your name. She did it repetitiously in one of the threads....Like she was under a hypnotic spell or something.

[Zuben]

Originally Posted by Angus

Rabid's been calling out your name. She did it repetitiously in one of the threads....Like she was under a hypnotic spell or something.

Ah yes, the "who has the best comebacks thread" where everyone took turns spitting in my mouth while I slept. So, like, you wanna fuck me or what Angus?

[GodIsBack]

Originally Posted by Zuben

Ah yes, the "who has the best comebacks thread" where everyone took turns spitting in my mouth while I slept. So, like, you wanna fuck me or what Angus?

I can see why Rabid and Cat Nouveau love this guy. His wit and command of the english language are staggering. It's as if he's a phd in English lit, or something.

[Cat]

Originally Posted by GodIsBack

I can see why Rabid and Cat Nouveau love this guy. His wit and command of the english language are staggering. It's as if he's a phd in English lit, or something.

This is turning into Malena, with reverse-gender casting.

[Rooby Roo]

Originally Posted by Zuben

Ah yes, the "who has the best comebacks thread" where everyone took turns spitting in my mouth while I slept. So, like, you wanna fuck me or what Angus?

What's really gay is that I can't help but imagining someone PMing you a link to the thread with the preface "Pssst... look what they're saying about you."

But you see, being that we're all posters with fake names at a message board, posting performance is really one of the few genuine things we can all rate each other on. Then we talk about other stuff.

I will make you an avatar.

[Angus]

Originally Posted by Zuben

Ah yes, the "who has the best comebacks thread" where everyone took turns spitting in my mouth while I slept.

It wasn't me, I don't spit in anyone's mouth while they're sleeping I usually squeeze toothpaste in their hair.

So, like, you wanna fuck me or what Angus?

No freaking way! But I know someone who might take you up on that offer.

[GodIsBack]

Originally Posted by Cat Nouveau

This is turning into Malena, with reverse-gender casting.

I'm black over here - like, hello! Throw me some veiled invective that I can actually understand.

[Zuben]

Originally Posted by GodIsBack

I'm black over here - like, hello! Throw me some veiled invective that I can actually understand.

She's saying the bitches love me. Because of my academic standing of course.

[Zuben]

Originally Posted by Rooby Roo

What's really gay is that I can't help but imagining someone PMing you a link to the thread with the preface "Pssst... look what they're saying about you."

But you see, being that we're all posters with fake names at a message board, posting performance is really one of the few genuine things we can all rate each other on. Then we talk about other stuff.

I will make you an avatar.

I found it all on my ownsome. First time I've ever checked out LVC and bam! there it is.

* raises the roof *

[Rooby Roo]

Originally Posted by Zuben

I found it all on my ownsome. First time I've ever checked out LVC and bam! there it is.

How is that even possible?

[Zuben]

Originally Posted by Rooby Roo

How is that even possible?

Which?

[Rooby Roo]

Originally Posted by Zuben

Which?

Finding the forum, of course. Once you're here, you'll find that the same threads from three months ago are still on page one.

This is what they call a 'slow forum'.

[Little Irish]

Originally Posted by Rooby Roo

This is what they call a 'slow forum'.

Did you just call me stupid?

[Rooby Roo]

Originally Posted by Little Irish

Did you just call me stupid?

Huh?

No, just your mother.


*caress*

[Rooby Roo]

:: covers face and testicles ::

[Zuben]

Originally Posted by Rooby Roo

Finding the forum, of course. Once you're here, you'll find that the same threads from three months ago are still on page one.

This is what they call a 'slow forum'.

Indeed. I heard a lot about it though, mostly from Quee Pee's ravings. It was fun to read so much about myself, but the other stuff was kinda boring. Nobody even mentioned me. What the fuck's with that? People talk about other stuff? Why?

[Rooby Roo]

Originally Posted by Zuben

Indeed. I heard a lot about it though, mostly from Quee Pee's ravings. It was fun to read so much about myself, but the other stuff was kinda boring. Nobody even mentioned me. What the fuck's with that? People talk about other stuff? Why?

They haven't forgotten about Clumsy Thomas yet. Give it time.

[BigFlax]

Originally Posted by Zuben

Indeed. I heard a lot about it though, mostly from Quee Pee's ravings. It was fun to read so much about myself, but the other stuff was kinda boring. Nobody even mentioned me. What the fuck's with that? People talk about other stuff? Why?

Probably because there are only six threads in the whole forum from June and forward.

It's that slow!

*drum fill*

[Cat]

Originally Posted by GodIsBack

I'm black over here - like, hello! Throw me some veiled invective that I can actually understand.

Oh, you need to see Malena. You'll thank me.

[Onik]

All the men and boys adulate Malena because she's the most lustrous, beautiful, sensual woman in town. Select the black box below with your cursor to view the spoiler text

She's also doing anything she can to survive, so she starts sleeping with nazis. After the war, the jealous women who have felt inferior to her take revenge by mob-fugging her, shaving her hair, etc.

Cat's implying that you're all jealous of Zuben. I'm not. I love him as only a heterosexual man could love another heterosexual man: in towel-snapping-against-buttocks-and-squealing-with-girlish-delight-at-the-tingling-sensation, fraternal love.

[BigFlax]

Originally Posted by Onik

Cat's implying that you're all jealous of Zuben.

Cat, of all people, should know that it's possible to think that someone isn't much of a poster and have that feeling be motivated by something other than jealousy.

[Cat]

Originally Posted by BigFlax

Cat, of all people, should know that it's possible to think that someone isn't much of a poster and have that feeling be motivated by something other than jealousy.

heh

[An American Hero]

Who's Zuben?

[Zuben]

Originally Posted by BigFlax

Cat, of all people, should know that it's possible to think that someone isn't much of a poster and have that feeling be motivated by something other than jealousy.

Hmm. I wish I could retaliate but I'm afraid I have no idea who you are. Your posts must have been so good that they wiped my mind of all traces of you.

[Cat]

What I don't understand is turning on someone because of two posts that may or may not have been dry humor. Everything else in Z's posting here shows him to be lucid, witty, friendly to non-retards.. and two posts get all that flak. ::shrug::