[ManyBeards]

Which one will be the biggest movie of the year?

[slqprick]

Unnecessary pricking.

[Manythings]

Lady in the Water is going to underperform. Thats my official word on the box office.

With that said, this Alias is 'original' approved.

[ManyBeards]

Originally Posted by slqprick

Unnecessary pricking.

Quit with the buzz-killing chico. If you don't want to talk about my childhood fantasies being fully realized, then you can kiss my big old ass.

Moron.

[slqprick]

Originally Posted by ManyBeards

Quit with the buzz-killing chico. If you don't want to talk about my childhood fantasies being fully realized, then you can kiss my big old ass.

Moron.

This thread is now prick approved.

[JRSly]

ManyBeards...awesome.

[ManyBeards]

Originally Posted by slqprick

This thread is now prick approved.

Do you have a girlfriend?

[sic transit gloria]

The first time I saw the trailer for Lady in the Water, I nearly laughed. The voice over was really funny.

[lwilson85]

This parody of Red Beard is spot on. I think he would use that many smiles in one post.

[Mariah Carey]

SUPERMAN RETURNS is a real snoozer; you could actually hear people snoring in the theater...

[ManyBeards]

Originally Posted by sic transit gloria

The first time I saw the trailer for Lady in the Water, I nearly laughed. The voice over was really funny.

Have you gone crazy? This is going to be the most amazing film since Superman Returns.

And Planeteer Ma-Ti ain't got shit on Shyamalan. The M man knows heart. Hell, he probably invented it.

[Sid]

Originally Posted by sic transit gloria

The first time I saw the trailer for Lady in the Water, I nearly laughed. The voice over was really funny.

What was so funny about a voice over used in 99% of trailers today?

[ManyBeards]

Originally Posted by Mariah Carey

SUPERMAN RETURNS is a real snoozer; you could actually hear people snoring in the theater...

If you're going to act like a moron, find a place...where morons mingle and stuff.

*boots moron from thread and makes 3 boxes of Easy Mac*

[Mariah Carey]

Originally Posted by ManyBeards

If you're going to act like a moron, find a place...where morons mingle and stuff.

If that's an invitation to lunch, I accept.

[sic transit gloria]

Originally Posted by Lord Sidious

What was so funny about a voice over used in 99% of trailers today?

The person who said Lady in the Water, rated PG-13 was hilarious.

EDIT: Oh, and I see you liked The Sweet Hereafter.

[ManyBeards]

Originally Posted by Mariah Carey

If that's an invitation to lunch, I accept.

Only if you make with the head. I'll be damned if I have to supersize another broad's meal without getting anything from it.

*Pops in Stealth. Unzips pants.*

[Panama Jack-o-lantern]

Judging by Little Man and Me, You and Dupree's openings, maybe Night could make more money by retitling it:

Drunk Bitch in the Pool.

[NumeroCinco]

Originally Posted by Lord Sidious

What was so funny about a voice over used in 99% of trailers today?

Maybe it was the one with the kid narrating. It is terrible.

[Marv]

So much for Red ever coming back.

[ManyBeards]

Originally Posted by Panama Jack-o-lantern

Judging by Little Man and Me, You and Dupree's openings, maybe Night could make more money by retitling it:

Drunk Bitch in the Pool.

You're just jealous of Shyamalan's mad talents and year-round tan.

EDIT:

[Mariah Carey]

Originally Posted by ManyBeards

Unzips pants.

LITTLE MAN!

[Microphone]

Originally Posted by Panama Jack-o-lantern

Judging by Little Man and Me, You and Dupree's openings, maybe Night could make more money by retitling it:

Drunk Bitch in the Pool.

a.k.a. every recent season of the real world.

[MadMark]

I think "Lady in the Water" is gonna SINK @ the box office!

LOL!!!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

[thecomicbookstoreguy]

did supes offically tanked yet?

does singer still have a career?

[Undercover Cop]

I'm looking forward to it, but it's not a good sign when Harry Knowles - one of the biggest Shyamalan's fans is advising everyone to "leave your brain at the door to enjoy the film better".

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=23901
Cliffnotes:

This is a fairy tale, a bedtime story told by M. Night Shyamalan as a tale about where inspiration comes from.

At least, that’s how I see it. It’s about throwing out logic and practicality. It’s about letting go of being self-conscious. It’s about goofily marching forward with chocolate syrup on your face while gnawing on centipedes. It is about breaking the real world down and placing it in a ludicrous bit of bedtime illogic.


If you can’t just go with the story, you’ll find yourself trapped in what some will call the most pretentious ego-trip ever committed to film. The people that hate this film will compare it to the biggest disasters ever made.


I love the goofiness and the eccentric “what the ****, I’m shooting it” glee.


You see, this is a film that asks you to not believe in the here and now. To not step foot in reality, but to step into a writer’s hands and just let him tell you a story, where he’s making it up as he goes along and where logic has little to no place. Where you can have a character with one gigantic muscled side of his body and tells everyone that he likes being scientific. It’s goofy like that. It’s innocent.