[Gorb Lives]

I will report back here with my findings.

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"Review" finished!

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[Web]

Why?

[Immaculate Reception]

Congrats?

[Eminence Grise]

Have fun?

[Gorb Lives]

I'm thinking about bringing a notebook along and chronicling my reactions to be transcribed here. That might be the most exploitable method of review. Just "The robot has balls? Shia Labeuf is creepy. Unfunny scatological reference #3129."

[Morphoseth]

Originally Posted by Gorb

I will report back here with my findings.

Did you like the first one?

[OMG its ERIC]

I'm so sorry.

But yeah, document all the terrible moments so I don't have to see it as well.

[OMG its ERIC]

Originally Posted by Lord Noctis

Did you like the first one?

Ahahahahaha!


Yeah, he did.

[Lamester]

Originally Posted by Eric

I'm so sorry.

But yeah, document all the terrible moments so I don't have to see it as well.

But you will.

[KillSwitch2]

Originally Posted by Gorb

I'm thinking about bringing a notebook along and chronicling my reactions to be transcribed here.

Do it. Your notes would most likely be more entertaining than the film.

[Gorb Lives]

Originally Posted by Andy Millman

Why?

I have a friend with connections. He was like "I got free tickets to Transformers 2. Wanna come?" And I was like "For free? Sure."

I figure if I'm gonna see a terrible movie, I might as well see it with a good friend early so I can bitch about it before it comes out.

The joke's on me because I didn't even realize it was this Monday until last night, after I agreed to meet up with my sorta-girlfriend on that same night. I already made the Transformers plan so I had to pick Transformers 2 over almost certainly having sex. We're switching to Wednesday but still.

[OMG its ERIC]

Originally Posted by Lamey

But you will.

Duuurrr, of course! Silly me claiming to know what I'm gonna do or not do.


Rim me out.

[Gorb Lives]

Originally Posted by Lord Noctis

Did you like the first one?

I avoided seeing it for a long time, then finally buckled down one night on RT and tried to sit through the whole thing. Because whatever prejudices I have against Michael Bay films, it's fucking big robots beating the shit out of each other. I think I made it about an hour the first night and watched the rest over the next two nights aided by copious amounts of alcohol. I couldn't finish it all at once; it's like eleven years long and 90% of it is boring.

Don't ask me why I'm seeing this. I don't know.

[Gorb Lives]

Haha, "im gorb im so great." Thread tagging is the only awesome thing about RT right now.

[Prog5000]

Saw it on Friday in the UK. Entertaining movie. Is it a good film? no way. For best results view as a comedy.

2.5/5.

I kinda want to see it again. Bay is a complete pervert though, I feel he maybe carrying a torch for Fox.

[Lamester]

Originally Posted by Eric

Duuurrr, of course! Silly me claiming to know what I'm gonna do or not do.


Rim me out.

Bay owns us all. He knows we'll see it for the good, the bad, and the ugly.

[ApeSlammer]

Transformers 2 over sex? What?

[Web]

Originally Posted by Gorb

The joke's on me because I didn't even realize it was this Monday until last night, after I agreed to meet up with my sorta-girlfriend on that same night. I already made the Transformers plan so I had to pick Transformers 2 over almost certainly having sex. We're switching to Wednesday but still.

This seems like an eternity post.

[An Obscure Allusion To...]

I feel genuinely sorry for you.

[ApeSlammer]

Originally Posted by Gorb

Haha, "im gorb im so great." Thread tagging is the only awesome thing about RT right now.

Some of these tags would make for awesome band names.

[OMG its ERIC]

Originally Posted by Lamey

Bay owns us all. He knows we'll see it for the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Fool me once...

[Bos Grunniens]

Part of me wants to say "Life's too short to waste on ****ty sequels" But then I remembered your thread about the first one, so... Go for it!

[Gorb Lives]

Originally Posted by Andy Millman

This seems like an eternity post.

An eternity post would involve a lot of angst about his generation liking shitty films and his guilt over wanting to fuck some girl who was totally beneath him.

[Web]

Originally Posted by Gorb

An eternity post would involve a lot of angst about his generation liking shitty films and his guilt over wanting to fuck some girl who was totally beneath him.

I would expect a story about a group of his close friends, including a girl he had the hots for. The problem is, they were going to see Superbad, and he wanted to be a woman and see Juno. Instead of seeing Superbad and have a chance at nearly-legal pussy, he chose to go the the Juno screening alone and meet them after the movie, voiding his chance to have sex with this pre-pubescent babe.

[OMG its ERIC]

The point is, we know far too much about eternity.

[Gorb Lives]

Originally Posted by ApeSlammer

Transformers 2 over sex? What?

Bros before hoes?

[ApeSlammer]

Originally Posted by Gorb

Bros before hoes?

Yeah, I used to buy into that. Until I learned that bros don't put out like hoes.

Besides, if he was really your bro, he'd give you his ticket so you could engage in a sex act that doesn't involve being ass-spelunked by a bad movie.

[OMG its ERIC]

Originally Posted by ApeSlammer

Yeah, I used to buy into that. Until I learned that bros don't put out like hoes.

You're chilling with the wrong bros, dawg.

[An Obscure Allusion To...]

Originally Posted by Gorb

Bros before hoes?

I'm pretty sure even Michael Bay would want you to have sex instead of watching his crappy movie. Hell, he'd probably offer to film it with a swirling slow-mo camera and add some CGI American flags and military helicopters in the background during the climax.

[Web]

Originally Posted by Eric

You're chilling with the wrong bros, dawg.

Dawg is pretty obviously hanging out with bros that put out.