Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford

Highest Rated: 100% Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse (1991)

Lowest Rated: 7% Paranoia (2013)

Birthday: Jul 13, 1942

Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, USA

Harrison Ford became one of the world's best-known actors thanks to his status as two of pop culture's most enduring icons, Han Solo and Indiana Jones. A Chicago native, he attended college in Wisconsin before moving to Los Angeles. He was signed to a contract by Columbia Pictures, towards the end of the contract players system, and began making minor appearances in the studio's productions. His first credited role was in the Western "A Time for Killing" (1967). He made several television appearances in shows including "The Virginian" (NBC, 1962-71), "Gunsmoke" (CBS, 1955-75), and "Love, American Style" (ABC, 1969-74). He was cast by young filmmaker George Lucas in his nostalgia-tinged film "American Graffiti" (1973), playing a cocky street racer. The role didn't initially lead to a big upswing, and Ford continued stringing together small parts, including appearing in Francis Ford Coppola's "The Conversation" (1974). Discouraged, he began working regularly as a carpenter to supplement his income. Despite initial hesitation, Lucas eventually cast the actor alongside Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher in his sci-fi adventure "Star Wars" (1977). The film became a phenomenon and one of the biggest box office hits of all-time, with Ford's Han Solo garnering a legion of loyal fans. While he wasn't catapulted to immediate movie stardom, film roles did come easier. The actor had supporting roles in "Heroes" (1977) with Henry Winkler and Sally Field and the World War II film "Force 10 from Navarone" (1978). He starred in the romance "Hanover Street" (1979) and made an appearance in Coppola's "Apocalypse Now" (1979). His stardom became cemented soon after with a return to space in the "Star Wars" sequel "The Empire Strikes Back" (1980). A new partnership with Lucas, this time with Steven Spielberg joining in, took Ford to a new level. Playing adventurous archeologist Indiana Jones in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) turned the actor into a bona fide star. He followed with what would prove to be another iconic role as Rick Deckard in Ridley Scott's "Blade Runner" (1982). He returned in short order to both of his famous heroes, playing Solo in "Return of the Jedi" (1983) and starring in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" (1984). He began to branch out from the big budget adventures when he starred in "Witness" (1985) playing a police detective working undercover in an Amish community. The role earned the actor his lone Academy Award nomination. He began headlining films on a regular basis and added comedy to his resume with a role opposite Melanie Griffith and Sigourney Weaver in "Working Girl" (1988). He closed out the 1980s by partnering with Sean Connery in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989). The following decade saw the actor become a box office draw in his own right. He starred in the dramas "Presumed Innocent" (1990) and "Regarding Henry" (1991). He took over as Tom Clancy's literary hero Jack Ryan in "Patriot Games" (1992) and "Clear and Present Danger" (1994). He added to his legacy by playing the wrongly accused Dr. Richard Kimble, opposite Tommy Lee Jones, in the blockbuster "The Fugitive" (1993). He alternated action films such as "Air Force One" (1997) and "The Devil's Own" (1997) with lighter fare like "Sabrina" (1995) and "Six Days Seven Nights" (1998). After starring with Michelle Pfeiffer in Robert Zemeckis's "What Lies Beneath" (200), Ford began keeping a slower pace. He starred in "K-19: The Widowmaker" (2002), "Hollywood Homicide" (2003), and the thriller "Firewall" (2006), before returning to the famous archeologist. The actor dusted off his bullwhip for "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" (2008) with Spielberg once again directing. Ford returned to the world of sci-fi by lending his talents to Jon Favreau's "Cowboys & Aliens" (2011) and starring in the adaptation of Orson Scott Card's classic novel "Ender's Game" (2013). He played true life baseball executive Branch Rickey in "42" (2013) about Jackie Robinson's integration of major league baseball. He also joined a Who's Who of action stars, including Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, in "The Expendables 3" (2014). After teaming with Blake Lively for "The Age of Adaline" (2015), he was given the chance to revisit the role that made him famous. The actor stepped into the familiar boots of Han Solo for J.J. Abrams's "Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens" (2015). Similarly, he teamed with Ryan Gosling in the long gestating sequel "Blade Runner 2049" (2017) as Rick Deckard. Ford, an avid outdoorsman, went on to star in a fresh adaptation of the Jack London classic "Call of the Wild" (2020).

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Indiana Jones 5 Indiana Jones (Character) - 2022
61% 89% The Call of the Wild John Thornton (Character) $62.1M 2020
60% 90% The Secret Life of Pets 2 Rooster (Voice) $158.2M 2019
75% 77% Armstrong Narrator - 2019
88% 81% Blade Runner 2049 Rick Deckard (Character) $91.5M 2017
92% 90% Spielberg Himself (Character) - 2017
89% 80% Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold Unknown (Character) - 2017
57% 73% Living in the Age of Airplanes Narrator - 2015
54% 67% The Age of Adaline William Jones (Character) $42.6M 2015
92% 86% Star Wars: The Force Awakens Han Solo (Character) $123 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dalai Lama Awakening Narrator - 2014
32% 49% The Expendables 3 Max Drummer (Character) $39.3M 2014
62% 65% Ender's Game Col. Hyrum Graff (Character) $61.7M 2013
74% 52% Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Mack Harken (Character) $127.3M 2013
94% 87% Milius Himself (Character) - 2013
80% 85% 42 Branch Rickey (Character) $95.1M 2013
7% 35% Paranoia Jock Goddard (Character) $7.3M 2013
44% 43% Cowboys & Aliens Woodrow Dolarhyde (Character) $100.2M 2011
29% 53% Extraordinary Measures Dr. Robert Stonehill (Character),
Executive Producer
$11.9M 2010
55% 51% Morning Glory Mike Pomeroy (Character) $31M 2010
16% 49% Crossing Over Max Brogan (Character) $454.1K 2009
67% 41% Brüno Himself (Character) $60M 2009
78% 54% Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Indiana Jones (Character) $317M 2008
20% 73% Dalai Lama Renaissance Narrator - 2007
18% 37% Firewall Jack Stanfield (Character) $48.7M 2006
30% 27% Hollywood Homicide Detective Joe Gavilan (Character) $30M 2003
61% 52% K-19: The Widowmaker Captain Alexi Vostrikov (Character),
Executive Producer
$35.2M 2002
No Score Yet 44% Lost Worlds: Life in the Balance Narrator - 2001
46% 58% What Lies Beneath Norman Spencer (Character) $155.4M 2000
15% 24% Random Hearts Dutch Van Den Broeck (Character) $31.1M 1999
36% 36% Six Days, Seven Nights Quinn Harris (Character) $74.3M 1998
35% 41% The Devil's Own Tom O'Meara (Character) - 1997
78% 66% Air Force One President James Marshall (Character) $172.7M 1997
65% 64% Sabrina Linus Larrabee (Character) $51.6M 1995
No Score Yet 61% A Hundred and One Nights Himself (Character) - 1995
80% 74% Clear and Present Danger Jack Ryan (Character) $121.5M 1994
96% 89% The Fugitive Dr. Richard Kimble (Character) $183.8M 1993
No Score Yet No Score Yet Young Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Blues Indiana Jones-age 50 (Character) - 1993
73% 73% Patriot Games Jack Ryan (Character) $82.7M 1992
100% 94% Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse Unknown (Character) - 1991
41% 63% Regarding Henry Henry Turner (Character) $41M 1991
87% 67% Presumed Innocent Rozat `'Rusty'` Sabich (Character) $85.7M 1990
88% 94% Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. (Character) $195.1M 1989
84% 67% Working Girl Jack Trainer (Character) $62.2M 1988
76% 64% Frantic Dr. Richard Walker (Character) $17.5M 1988
76% 61% The Mosquito Coast Allie Fox (Character) $12.9M 1986
93% 80% Witness Det. Capt. John Book (Character) $65.3M 1985
84% 81% Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. (Character) - 1984
82% 94% Return of the Jedi Han Solo (Character) $309.3M 1983
90% 91% Blade Runner Rick Deckard (Character) $3.9M 1982
95% 96% Raiders of the Lost Ark Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. (Character) $248.2M 1981
94% 97% The Empire Strikes Back Han Solo (Character) $291.9M 1980
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Frisco Kid Tommy (Character) - 1979
57% 41% Hanover Street David Halloran (Character) - 1979
98% 94% Apocalypse Now Colonel (Character) $78.8M 1979
93% 91% Apocalypse Now Redux Colonel G. Lucas (Character) - 1979
59% 56% Force 10 From Navarone Barnsby (Character) - 1978
No Score Yet 18% The Possessed Paul Winjam (Character) - 1977
92% 96% Star Wars Han Solo (Character) $345 1977
No Score Yet 49% Heroes Ken Boyd (Character) - 1977
No Score Yet No Score Yet James Michener's Dynasty Mark Blackwood (Character) - 1976
No Score Yet 20% Judgement: The Court Martial of Lt. William Calley Frank Crowder (Character) - 1975
96% 90% The Conversation Martin Stett (Character) - 1974
96% 84% American Graffiti Bob Falfa (Character) - 1973
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Intruders Carl (Character) - 1970
25% 42% Getting Straight Jake (Character) - 1970
No Score Yet 14% Journey to Shiloh Willie Bill Bearden (Character) - 1968
No Score Yet 40% A Time for Killing Lt. Shaffer (Character) - 1967
No Score Yet No Score Yet A Blonde for a Night Bob Webster (Character) - 1928

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dish Nation Guest 2020 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Canada Guest 2020 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2020 2015-2017 2013 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Guest 2019-2020 2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Extra Guest 2020 2017 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2020 2015-2016 2013 2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2019 2013 2010
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2019 2017 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show Guest 2017-2018 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live with Kelly and Ryan Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2015-2016 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2015 2013 2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Hollywood Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Young Hollywood's Greatest Unknown (Character) 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2013
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2013 2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Larry King Now Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Meet the Press Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS This Morning: Saturday Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainers: With Byron Allen Guest 2013 2008-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet ES.TV Guest 2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood: Teen Edition Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2010 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Guest 2010 2006 2003
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2008-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Early Show Guest 2010 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS News Sunday Morning Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lyons & Bailes Reel Talk Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Nightline Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Conan O'Brien Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet NOVA Narrator 2008
77% 81% The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles Unknown (Character) 1993
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kung Fu Unknown (Guest Star) 1974
No Score Yet No Score Yet Gunsmoke Print (Guest Star) 1972-1973
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dan August Hewett (Guest Star) 1971

QUOTES FROM Harrison Ford CHARACTERS

Jack Stanfield says: Leave my family alone! Get off my plane!

Han Solo says: You up for it?

Han Solo says: Are you sure you're up for this?

Finn says: Hell no!

Finn says: Why don't we just use the force?

Finn says: We'll figure it out, we'll use the Force!

Han Solo says: That's not how the force works.

Kylo Ren says: Your son... is gone! He was weak and foolish like his father... so I destroyed him...

Han Solo says: That's what Snoke wants you to believe... but it's not true... my son is alive...

Han Solo says: There is too much of Vader in it.

Rey says: This is the ship that made the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs?

Han Solo says: 12!

Han Solo says: Hey, can I try that? I like this thing.

Han Solo says: Listen big deal. You got another problem. Women always figure out the truth. Always!

William Jones says: The commitment that she made to our marriage and our family, to me, the quality of her love led me to understand that I could have no greater ambition in life than to be the best possible husband I could be for her. And I'm still working on it.

Han Solo says: Take off that mask! You don't need it.

Kylo Ren says: What do you think you'll see if I do?

Rey says: Is that even possible?

Han Solo says: I never ask that question until after I've done it!

Finn says: We'll figure it out, we'll use the Force!

Han Solo says: That's not how the Force works!

Han Solo says: BEN!

Han Solo says: Ben!

Finn says: We'll figure it out. We'll use the force.

Han Solo says: That's not how the force works!

Han Solo says: That's not how the Force works!

Leia says: Don't do that.

Han Solo says: Do what?

Leia says: Anything.

Han Solo says: Women always figure out the truth. Always.

Chewbacca says: Urggghhhhh.

Han Solo says: You're cold?

Han Solo says: "Did you just call me Solo?"

Han Solo says: Did you just call me Solo?

Finn says: We'll figure it out, we'll use the force!

Han Solo says: That's not how the force works!

Finn says: Are you Han Solo?

Han Solo says: I used to be.

Han Solo says: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Han Solo says: Escape now; hug later.

Han Solo says: Got a trash compactor?

Han Solo says: Ok Big Deal.........

Han Solo says: Ok big deal.........

Han Solo says: Is there a garbage shoot on this thing...with a compactor?

Han Solo says: Ben!

Kylo Ren says: Han Solo.

Han Solo says: It's true, all of it. The Dark Side. The Jedi. They're real.

Han Solo says: I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light. Crazy thing is... it's true. The Force. The Jedi... All of it... It's all true.

Han Solo says: You might need this.

Han Solo says: You sure you're up for this?

Finn says: Hell no.

Han Solo says: It's true...all of it. The Dark Side, the Jedi - they're real !

Han Solo says: It's true, all of it. The dark side, the Jedi, they're real!

Han Solo says: Chewie, we're home.

Jack Trainer says: You're like one of those crazed cops that no one wants to ride with, aren't you? Whose partners all end up crazy or dead.

Princess Leia Organa says: Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!

Han Solo says: Who's scruffy-looking?

Robert Ritter says: Jack computer theft is a serious crime.

Jack Ryan says: So are crimes against the constitution.

President James Marshall says: Get off my plane!

Drummer says: Yeah, very short.

Indiana Jones says: 10 X marks the spot

Sallah says: Indy why does the flood move?

Indiana Jones says: give me your torch

Indiana Jones says: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Sallah says: Asp very dangerous you go first Indy.

Indiana Jones says: Balloq's medallion only had writing on one side? You sure about that?

Sallah says: Positive

Indiana Jones says: Balloq's staff is too long they are digging in the wrong place

Sallah says: they are digging in the wrong place "I am the monarch of the sea I am the ruler of the coup....."

Sallah says: Bad Dates (points to dead monkey)

Belloq says: You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.

Indiana Jones says: Now you're getting nasty.

Major Eaton says: Doctor Jones, we've heard a lot about you.

Indiana Jones says: Have you?

Major Eaton says: Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities.

Belloq says: What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something.

Indiana Jones says: Ha, ha, ha... son of a bitch.

Indiana Jones says: You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

Branch Rickey says: Dollars aren't black or white. They're green.

Colonel says: You understand, Captain, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist...

Colonel says: Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel's command.

Capt. Benjamin Willard says: Terminate the Colonel?

General says: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.

Colonel Hyrum Graff says: We won. That's all that matters.

Ender Wiggin says: No. The way we win matters.

Han Solo says: Over my dead body!

Joe Gavilan says: Fuck you very much!

Rick Deckard says: Replicants are like any other machine, are either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit it's not my problem.

Mazer Rackham says: He's abandoning his entire fleet.

Colonel Hyrum Graff says: He's in command. There's no stopping him now.

Ender Wiggin says: What is this? Why are we watching these images?

Colonel Hyrum Graff says: Ender. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Thank God for you son.

Ender Wiggin says: Why are these images in the program?

Colonel Hyrum Graff says: Ender. We won.

Ender Wiggin says: What do you mean we won? I beat him. He runs the simulations. He said it was a game.

Mazer Rackham says: It was them or us Ender. There was no other way.

Captain Alexei Vostrikov says: We will not fail!

Branch Rickey says: Ya think God likes baseball, Herb?

Herb Pennock says: What- What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Branch Rickey says: It means someday you're gonna meet God and when he inquires as to why you didn't take the field against Robinson in Philadelphia and you answer that it's because he was a Negro, it may not be a sufficient reply!

Short Round says: What is Sankara?

Indiana Jones says: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Indiana Jones says: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

Eli Lapp says: Just squeeze the teats. I don't think you've ever squeezed a teat before.

John Book says: Never one that big.

Eli Lapp says: Ha! Ha! Ha!

Indiana Jones says: This site also demonstrates one of the great dangers of archaeology; not to life and limb, although that does sometimes take place. I'm talking about folklore.

Mutt Williams says: You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight.

Indiana Jones says: Thanks.

Indiana Jones says: What are you, like, 80?

Colonel Hyrum Graff says: If you succeed, you will be remembered as a hero.

Major Gwen Anderson says: When it's over, what will be left of the boy?

Colonel Hyrum Graff says: What does it matter if there's nothing left at all?

Major Gwen Anderson says: When this is all over, what will be left of the boy?

Colonel Hyrum Graff says: What does it matter if there's nothing left at all?

Colonel Hyrum Graff says: We need minds like yours, Ender. You'll be the finest commander we've ever trained.

Ender Wiggin says: So I'm not the first…

Mazer Rackham says: No, but you will be the last.

Branch Rickey says: We had a victory of fascism in Germany. It's time, time we had a victory over racism at home.

Robert Ritter says: You are such a Boy Scout! You see everything in black and white!

Jack Ryan says: No, no, no! Not black and white Ritter, right and wrong!

Han Solo says: Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where? [Han turns around and knocks Boba into the Sarlaac pit]

Han Solo says: Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?

Han Solo says: Who are you?

Princess Leia says: Someone who loves you.

Branch Rickey says: Jackie Robinson. A black man in white baseball.

Branch Rickey says: Your enemy will be out in force. But you cannot meet him on his own low ground.

Branch Rickey says: Your enemy will be out in force, but you cannot meet him on his own low ground.

Branch Rickey says: I want a player who's got the guts not to fight back.

Han Solo says: Laugh it up, fuzz ball.

Branch Rickey says: I'm a Methodist, He's a Methodist, God's a Methodist.

Sallah says: Ah Indy why does the floor move?

Indiana Jones says: give me your torch

Indiana Jones says: Give me your torch.

Indiana Jones says: Snakes why does there have to be Snakes?

Sallah says: Asps very dangerous you first

Sallah says: Asps very dangerous you first.

Indiana Jones says: Why don't you stick around, Junior?

Mutt Williams says: [chuckles] I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?

Mutt Williams says: I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?

Professor Oxley says: Dad! [gives Indy a questioning look] Dad?

Professor Oxley says: Dad! Dad?

Indiana Jones says: Somewhere your grandpa is laughing.

Walter Donovan says: (Refers to Marcus Brody) He sticks out like a sore thumb! We'll find him.

Walter Donovan says: He sticks out like a sore thumb! We'll find him.

Indiana Jones says: The hell you will. He's got a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the grail already.

Marcus Brody says: (Scene cuts to Iskendrun, where Brody finds himself lost in a crowd of citizens). Uh, does anybody here speak English?

Marcus Brody says: Uh, does anybody here speak English?

Dr. Henry Jones says: (To Indy) The search for the Grail, is not about archaeology. If captured by the Nazis, the armies of evil will march across the face of the earth! Do you understand me?

Dr. Henry Jones says: The search for the Grail, is not about archaeology. If captured by the Nazis, the armies of evil will march across the face of the earth! Do you understand me?

Indiana Jones says: (In a frustrated mood, turns and points to Henry) This is an obsession, Dad. I never understood it! Never! (Turns away) Neither did Mom.

Indiana Jones says: This is an obsession, Dad. I never understood it! Never! Neither did Mom.

Dr. Henry Jones says: Oh yes she did! Only too well. Until she kept her illness from me.

Han Solo says: May the Force be with you.

Indiana Jones says: (On the bridge) Shorty! (speaks Chinese while Short Round wraps a loop around his wrist)

Short Round says: Hang on, lady. We going for a ride.

Willie Scott says: Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god, is he nuts?

Short Round says: He no nuts. He's crazy.

Indiana Jones says: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali, in hell!

Dr. Henry Jones says: (When he learns Indy brought back his diary) I should've mailed it to the Marx brothers.

Indiana Jones says: Would you take it easy?

Dr. Henry Jones says: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So that it wouldn't fall into their hands!

Indiana Jones says: I came here to save you!

Dr. Henry Jones says: Oh yeah, and who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!

Indiana Jones says: I told you...(grabs machine gun and shoots Nazis) don't call me 'Junior'!

Dr. Henry Jones says: (When he learns Indy brought back his diary) I should've mailed it to the Marx brothers.

Indiana Jones says: Would you take it easy?

Dr. Henry Jones says: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So that it wouldn't fall into their hands!

Indiana Jones says: I came here to save you!

Dr. Henry Jones says: Oh yeah, and who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!

Indiana Jones says: I told you...(grabs machine gun and shoots Nazis) don't call me 'Junior'!

Dr. Henry Jones says: (When he learns Indy brought back his diary) I should've mailed it to the Marx brothers.

Indiana Jones says: Would you take it easy?

Dr. Henry Jones says: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So that it wouldn't fall into their hands!

Indiana Jones says: I came here to save you!

Dr. Henry Jones says: Oh yeah, and who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!

Indiana Jones says: I told you...(grabs machine gun and shoots Nazis) don't call me 'Junior'!

Willie Scott says: There are two dead people out here!

Indiana Jones says: (In the collapsing chamber with Short Round) There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

Indiana Jones says: [in the collapsing chamber with Short Round] There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

Harry Caul says: [upset, walking over to Martin seated] What are you doing here?

Martin Stett says: Take it easy I'm just a messenger. I brought you a drink

Harry Caul says: I don't want your drink. Why are you following me?

Martin Stett says: I'm not following you I'm looking for you. There's a big difference.

Satipo says: Let's go. There's nothing to fear here.

Indiana Jones says: (Pushes him up against the wall) That's what scares me.

Indiana Jones says: [pushes him up against the wall] That's what scares me.

Dr. Henry Jones says: (After hitting Indiana with the vase) Junior?

Dr. Henry Jones says: [after hitting Indiana with the vase] Junior?

Indiana Jones says: (Stands at attention) Yes, sir!

Indiana Jones says: [stands at attention] Yes, sir!

Dr. Henry Jones says: It is you, Junior!

Indiana Jones says: Don't call me that, please.

Jake Lonergan says: I'm a wanted man.

Colonel Dolarhyde says: I could have sworn I saw Jake Lonergan die in that cave.

Sheriff John Taggart says: Damn shame. I was hoping to hang him myself.

Jake Lonergan says: Jake chuckles and rides off into the sunset.

Dr. Richard Kimble says: Prison sucks. I have to escape.

Dr. Richard Kimble says: I didn't kill anybody. Leave me alone!

Joe Gavilan says: Commingling funds, huh? That's my crime? Commingling? Guilty. My alimony number one comes from money commingled with my beer money. My refinanced car commingled with the short-term loan to keep the second mortgage paid off, commingled with my alimony number three, commingled with every goddamn dime I've got tied up in my Mt. Olympus property. My whole life's commingled.

K.C. Calden says: I don't think I want to be a cop anymore.

Joe Gavilan says: Then what do you want to be?

K.C. Calden says: I want to be an actor.

Joe Gavilan says: [shrugs] You're gay. I can deal with that.

K.C. Calden says: How did you find me?

Joe Gavilan says: I'm psychic.

K.C. Calden says: [amazed] Really?

Joe Gavilan says: No, not really. I'm a detective for Pete's sake.

Joe Gavilan says: Looks like we're gonna be here a while. Let's get going on some chow.

Joe Gavilan says: [to Cop] Cheeseburger, well done. Onion, pickle, ketchup, no mayonnaise and no rabbit's foot. O.K.?

K.C. Calden says: I'll have the same.

Joe Gavilan says: Yes, Yes, I do understand the rights you just explained to me. But you know what? I don't like to remain silent, and I do not need an attorney because this is all BULLSHIT! [looks out two-way mirror]

Joe Gavilan says: AND YOU CAN PUT THAT ON THE RECORD!

Joe Gavilan says: Hey, you. Come here. I see mayonnaise. Did anybody in this hear me say the word "Mayonnaise"? Read your notes. What does it say? "Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, ketchup, pickle". You call that well done? In addition to the mayonnaise, I see lettuce... Lettuce that somebody tried to scrape off here. This is a disaster. What the hell do they teach you at the Academy anyway? You wanna be a detective when you grow up?

Joe Gavilan says: Hey, you. Come here. I see mayonnaise. Did anybody in this hear me say the word 'Mayonnaise'? Read your notes. What does it say? 'Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, ketchup, pickle'. You call that well done? In addition to the mayonnaise, I see lettuce... Lettuce that somebody tried to scrape off here. This is a disaster. What the hell do they teach you at the Academy anyway? You wanna be a detective when you grow up?

Cheeseburger Cop says: Yes, sir.

Joe Gavilan says: Don't call me "sir!" I work for a living. Dump this for me please. I expect better.

Joe Gavilan says: Don't call me 'sir!' I work for a living. Dump this for me please. I expect better.

K.C. Calden says: Well, what do you think?

Joe Gavilan says: Write this down. [K.C. grabs his pad and pen]

Joe Gavilan says: Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, pickle, ketchup. Nothing else.

Silk Brown says: Got it. Officer, it's time to get rolling on some chow. This is what the big dog wants, and I want tomato and cucumber on whole wheat with only mustard and bean sprouts.

Joe Gavilan says: If I take my gingko... I can still remember where I put the Viagra.

Henry Turner says: "Duh..."

Henry Turner says: Duh...

Indiana Jones says: No ticket!

Han Solo says: You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing & go home!