Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford

  • Highest Rated: 98% The Conversation (1974)
  • Lowest Rated: 7% Paranoia (2013)
  • Birthday: Jul 13, 1942
  • Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
  • If Harrison Ford had listened to the advice of studio heads early in his career, he would have remained a carpenter and never gone on to star in some of Hollywood's biggest films and become one of the industry's most bankable stars. Born July 13, 1942, in Chicago and raised in a middle-class suburb, he had an average childhood. An introverted loner, he was popular with girls but picked on by school bullies. Ford quietly endured their everyday tortures until he one day lost his cool and beat the tar out of the gang leader responsible for his being repeatedly thrown off an embankment. He had no special affinity for films and usually only went to see them on dates because they were inexpensive and dark. Following high school graduation, Ford studied English and Philosophy at Ripon College in Wisconsin. An admittedly lousy student, he began acting while in college and then worked briefly in summer stock. He was expelled from the school three days before graduation because he did not complete his required thesis. In the mid-'60s, Ford and his first wife, Mary Marquardt (his college sweetheart) moved to Hollywood, where he signed as a contract player with Columbia and, later, Universal. After debuting onscreen in a bit as a bellboy in Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round (1966), he played secondary roles, typically a cowboy, in several films of the late '60s and in such TV series as Gunsmoke, The Virginian, and Ironside. Discouraged with both the roles he was getting and his difficulty in providing for his young family, he abandoned acting and taught himself carpentry via books borrowed from the local library. Using his recently purchased run-down Hollywood home for practice, Ford proved himself a talented woodworker, and, after successfully completing his first contract to build an out-building for Sergio Mendez, found himself in demand with other Hollywood residents (it was also during this time that Ford acquired his famous scar, the result of a minor car accident). Meanwhile, Ford's luck as an actor began to change when a casting director friend for whom he was doing some construction helped him get a part in George Lucas' American Graffiti (1973). The film became an unexpected blockbuster and greatly increased Ford's familiarity. Many audience members, particularly women, responded to his turn as the gruffly macho Bob Falfa, the kind of subtly charismatic portrayal that would later become Ford's trademark. However, Ford's career remained stagnant until Lucas cast him as space pilot Han Solo in the megahit Star Wars (1977), after which he became a minor star. He spent the remainder of the 1970s trapped in mostly forgettable films (such as the comedy Western The Frisco Kid with Gene Wilder), although he did manage to land the small role of Colonel G. Lucas in Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now (1979). The early '80s elevated Ford to major stardom with the combined impact of The Empire Strikes Back (1980) and his portrayal of action-adventure hero Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), which proved to be an enormous hit. He went on to play "Indy" twice more, in 1984's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in 1989. Ford moved beyond popular acclaim with his role as a big-city police detective who finds himself masquerading as an Amish farmer to protect a young murder witness in Witness (1984), for which he received a Best Actor Oscar nomination for his work, as well as the praise of critics who had previously ignored his acting ability. Having appeared in several of the biggest money-makers of all time, Ford was able to pick and choose his roles in the '80s and '90s. Following the success of Witness, Ford re-teamed with the film's director, Peter Weir, to make a film adaptation of Paul Theroux's novel The Mosquito Coast. The film met with mixed critical results, and audiences largely stayed away, unused to the idea of their hero playing a markedly flawed and somewhat insane character. Und

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Indiana Jones 5 Actor 2021
75% Armstrong Actor 2019
59% The Secret Life of Pets 2 Rooster 2019
No Score Yet Call of the Wild Actor 2019
87% Blade Runner 2049 Rick Deckard $91.9M 2017
93% Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens Han Solo $936.7M 2015
56% The Age of Adaline William Jones 2015
57% Living in the Age of Airplanes Narrator 2015
32% The Expendables 3 Drummer $34.8M 2014
No Score Yet Dalai Lama Awakening Actor 2014
75% Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Actor $76.9M 2013
61% Ender's Game Colonel Hyram Graff $61.7M 2013
7% Paranoia Jock Goddard $5.4M 2013
50% Drew: The Man Behind The Poster Actor $3.6K 2013
80% 42 Branch Rickey $95.1M 2013
94% Milius Actor 2013
No Score Yet Flying The Feathered Edge: The Bob Hoover Project Actor 2013
45% Cowboys & Aliens Woodrow Dolarhyde $100.3M 2011
55% Morning Glory Mike Pomeroy $31M 2010
28% Extraordinary Measures Dr. Robert Stonehill Executive Producer $11.9M 2010
67% Bruno Actor $60M 2009
16% Crossing Over Max Brogan $0.5M 2009
78% Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Indiana Jones $317M 2008
No Score Yet NOVA: Lord of the Ants Narrator 2008
20% Dalai Lama Renaissance Narrator 2007
No Score Yet Discover Hetch Hetchy Narrator 2007
18% Firewall Jack Stanfield $48.7M 2006
No Score Yet Late Night With Conan O'Brien - 10th Anniversary Special Actor 2004
29% Hollywood Homicide Joe Gavilan $30.1M 2003
No Score Yet Search For Life: Are we Alone? Narrator 2002
61% K-19: The Widowmaker Capt. Vostrikov Executive Producer $35.2M 2002
93% Apocalypse Now Redux Col. Lucas $2M 2001
No Score Yet Lost Worlds: Life in the Balance Narrator 2001
46% What Lies Beneath Dr. Norman Spencer $155.1M 2000
15% Random Hearts Dutch Van Der Broeck 1999
No Score Yet Brad Pitt: Hollywood Hunk Actor 1999
No Score Yet The Stars of Star Wars: Interviews from the Cast Actor 1999
No Score Yet Jane Goodall: Reason for Hope Narrator 1999
No Score Yet Unauthorized Star Wars Story Actor 1999
36% Six Days, Seven Nights Quinn Harris 1998
No Score Yet Mustang: The Hidden Kingdom Narrator 1998
76% Air Force One President James Marshall 1997
34% The Devil's Own Tom O'Meara 1997
65% Sabrina Linus Larrabee 1995
No Score Yet One Hundred and One Nights Actor for a Day 1995
80% Clear and Present Danger Jack Ryan 1994
22% Jimmy Hollywood Himself 1994
96% The Fugitive Dr. Richard Kimble 1993
No Score Yet L'Univers de Jacques Demy (The Universe of Jacques Demy)(The World of Jacques Demy) Actor 1993
72% Patriot Games Jack Ryan 1992
41% Regarding Henry Henry Turner 1991
87% Presumed Innocent Rusty Sabich 1990
88% Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Indiana Jones 1989
83% Working Girl Jack Trainer 1988
78% Frantic Dr. Richard Walker 1988
76% The Mosquito Coast Allie Fox 1986
92% Witness John Book 1985
85% Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Indiana Jones 1984
81% Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Han Solo 1983
No Score Yet From Star Wars to Jedi - The Making of a Saga Actor 1983
89% Blade Runner Rick Deckard 1982
No Score Yet Return of the Ewok Actor 1982
92% Blade Runner (The Final Cut) Rick Deckard $0.3M 1982
95% Raiders of the Lost Ark Indiana Jones 1981
95% Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Han Solo $4.6M 1980
20% More American Graffiti Officer Bob Falfa $8.2M 1979
50% The Frisco Kid Tommy 1979
97% Apocalypse Now Col. Lucas 1979
57% Hanover Street David Halloran 1979
54% Force 10 From Navarone Barnsby 1978
33% Star Wars: Holiday Special Actor 1978
No Score Yet Heroes Ken Boyd 1977
93% Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Han Solo 1977
No Score Yet The Possessed Paul Winjam 1977
No Score Yet James A. Michener's Dynasty Actor 1976
No Score Yet Judgement: The Court Martial of Lt. William Calley Actor 1975
98% The Conversation Martin 1974
96% American Graffiti Falfa 1973
25% Getting Straight Jake 1970
64% Zabriskie Point Airport worker [uncredited] 1970
No Score Yet Journey to Shiloh Willie Bill Bearden 1968
No Score Yet A Time for Killing Lt. Shaffer 1967
No Score Yet Luv Actor 1967
40% Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round Bellhop Pager 1966

TV

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No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
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  • 2015
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet Years of Living Dangerously
2014-2016
Reporter
  • 2016
  • 2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Meet the Press
1947
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2003
  • 2002
No Score Yet POV
1988
Appearing
  • 2010
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2010
  • 2006
No Score Yet NOVA
1974
Voice Narrator
  • 2008
No Score Yet Kung Fu
1972-1975
Harrison
  • 1974
No Score Yet Gunsmoke
1955-1975
Hobey
  • 1973
No Score Yet Ironside
1967-1975
Tom
  • 1967

QUOTES FROM Harrison Ford CHARACTERS

Jack Stanfield
Leave my family alone! Get off my plane!
Han Solo
You up for it?
Han Solo
Are you sure you're up for this?
Finn
Hell no!
Finn
Why don't we just use the force?
Finn
We'll figure it out, we'll use the Force!
Han Solo
That's not how the force works.
Kylo Ren
Your son... is gone! He was weak and foolish like his father... so I destroyed him...
Han Solo
That's what Snoke wants you to believe... but it's not true... my son is alive...
Han Solo
There is too much of Vader in it.
Rey
This is the ship that made the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs?
Han Solo
12!
Han Solo
Hey, can I try that? I like this thing.
Han Solo
Listen big deal. You got another problem. Women always figure out the truth. Always!
William Jones
The commitment that she made to our marriage and our family, to me, the quality of her love led me to understand that I could have no greater ambition in life than to be the best possible husband I could be for her. And I'm still working on it.
Han Solo
Take off that mask! You don't need it.
Kylo Ren
What do you think you'll see if I do?
Rey
Is that even possible?
Han Solo
I never ask that question until after I've done it!
Finn
We'll figure it out, we'll use the Force!
Han Solo
That's not how the Force works!
Han Solo
BEN!
Han Solo
Ben!
Finn
We'll figure it out. We'll use the force.
Han Solo
That's not how the force works!
Han Solo
That's not how the Force works!
Leia
Don't do that.
Han Solo
Do what?
Leia
Anything.
Han Solo
Women always figure out the truth. Always.
Chewbacca
Urggghhhhh.
Han Solo
You're cold?
Han Solo
"Did you just call me Solo?"
Han Solo
Did you just call me Solo?
Finn
We'll figure it out, we'll use the force!
Han Solo
That's not how the force works!
Finn
Are you Han Solo?
Han Solo
I used to be.
Han Solo
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Han Solo
Escape now; hug later.
Han Solo
Got a trash compactor?
Han Solo
Ok Big Deal.........
Han Solo
Ok big deal.........
Han Solo
Is there a garbage shoot on this thing...with a compactor?
Han Solo
Ben!
Kylo Ren
Han Solo.
Han Solo
It's true, all of it. The Dark Side. The Jedi. They're real.
Han Solo
I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light. Crazy thing is... it's true. The Force. The Jedi... All of it... It's all true.
Han Solo
You might need this.
Han Solo
You sure you're up for this?
Finn
Hell no.
Han Solo
It's true...all of it. The Dark Side, the Jedi - they're real !
Han Solo
It's true, all of it. The dark side, the Jedi, they're real!
Han Solo
Chewie, we're home.
Jack Trainer
You're like one of those crazed cops that no one wants to ride with, aren't you? Whose partners all end up crazy or dead.
Princess Leia Organa
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Han Solo
Who's scruffy-looking?
Robert Ritter
Jack computer theft is a serious crime.
Jack Ryan
So are crimes against the constitution.
President James Marshall
Get off my plane!
Drummer
Yeah, very short.
Indiana Jones
10 X marks the spot
Sallah
Indy why does the flood move?
Indiana Jones
give me your torch
Indiana Jones
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Sallah
Asp very dangerous you go first Indy.
Indiana Jones
Balloq's medallion only had writing on one side? You sure about that?
Sallah
Positive
Indiana Jones
Balloq's staff is too long they are digging in the wrong place
Sallah
they are digging in the wrong place "I am the monarch of the sea I am the ruler of the coup....."
Sallah
Bad Dates (points to dead monkey)
Belloq
You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.
Indiana Jones
Now you're getting nasty.
Major Eaton
Doctor Jones, we've heard a lot about you.
Indiana Jones
Have you?
Major Eaton
Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities.
Belloq
What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something.
Indiana Jones
Ha, ha, ha... son of a bitch.
Indiana Jones
You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.
Branch Rickey
Dollars aren't black or white. They're green.
Colonel
You understand, Captain, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist...
Colonel
Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel's command.
Capt. Benjamin Willard
Terminate the Colonel?
General
He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.
Colonel Hyrum Graff
We won. That's all that matters.
Ender Wiggin
No. The way we win matters.
Han Solo
Over my dead body!
Joe Gavilan
Fuck you very much!
Rick Deckard
Replicants are like any other machine, are either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit it's not my problem.
Mazer Rackham
He's abandoning his entire fleet.
Colonel Hyrum Graff
He's in command. There's no stopping him now.
Ender Wiggin
What is this? Why are we watching these images?
Colonel Hyrum Graff
Ender. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Thank God for you son.
Ender Wiggin
Why are these images in the program?
Colonel Hyrum Graff
Ender. We won.
Ender Wiggin
What do you mean we won? I beat him. He runs the simulations. He said it was a game.
Mazer Rackham
It was them or us Ender. There was no other way.
Captain Alexei Vostrikov
We will not fail!
Branch Rickey
Ya think God likes baseball, Herb?
Herb Pennock
What- What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Branch Rickey
It means someday you're gonna meet God and when he inquires as to why you didn't take the field against Robinson in Philadelphia and you answer that it's because he was a Negro, it may not be a sufficient reply!
Short Round
What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
Indiana Jones
Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?
Eli Lapp
Just squeeze the teats. I don't think you've ever squeezed a teat before.
John Book
Never one that big.
Eli Lapp
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Indiana Jones
This site also demonstrates one of the great dangers of archaeology; not to life and limb, although that does sometimes take place. I'm talking about folklore.
Mutt Williams
You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight.
Indiana Jones
Thanks.
Indiana Jones
What are you, like, 80?
Colonel Hyrum Graff
If you succeed, you will be remembered as a hero.
Major Gwen Anderson
When it's over, what will be left of the boy?
Colonel Hyrum Graff
What does it matter if there's nothing left at all?
Major Gwen Anderson
When this is all over, what will be left of the boy?
Colonel Hyrum Graff
What does it matter if there's nothing left at all?
Colonel Hyrum Graff
We need minds like yours, Ender. You'll be the finest commander we've ever trained.
Ender Wiggin
So I'm not the first…
Mazer Rackham
No, but you will be the last.
Branch Rickey
We had a victory of fascism in Germany. It's time, time we had a victory over racism at home.
Robert Ritter
You are such a Boy Scout! You see everything in black and white!
Jack Ryan
No, no, no! Not black and white Ritter, right and wrong!
Han Solo
Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where? [Han turns around and knocks Boba into the Sarlaac pit]
Han Solo
Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?
Han Solo
Who are you?
Princess Leia
Someone who loves you.
Branch Rickey
Jackie Robinson. A black man in white baseball.
Branch Rickey
Your enemy will be out in force. But you cannot meet him on his own low ground.
Branch Rickey
Your enemy will be out in force, but you cannot meet him on his own low ground.
Branch Rickey
I want a player who's got the guts not to fight back.
Han Solo
Laugh it up, fuzz ball.
Branch Rickey
I'm a Methodist, He's a Methodist, God's a Methodist.
Sallah
Ah Indy why does the floor move?
Indiana Jones
give me your torch
Indiana Jones
Give me your torch.
Indiana Jones
Snakes why does there have to be Snakes?
Sallah
Asps very dangerous you first
Sallah
Asps very dangerous you first.
Indiana Jones
Why don't you stick around, Junior?
Mutt Williams
[chuckles] I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?
Mutt Williams
I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?
Professor Oxley
Dad! [gives Indy a questioning look] Dad?
Professor Oxley
Dad! Dad?
Indiana Jones
Somewhere your grandpa is laughing.
Walter Donovan
(Refers to Marcus Brody) He sticks out like a sore thumb! We'll find him.
Walter Donovan
He sticks out like a sore thumb! We'll find him.
Indiana Jones
The hell you will. He's got a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the grail already.
Marcus Brody
(Scene cuts to Iskendrun, where Brody finds himself lost in a crowd of citizens). Uh, does anybody here speak English?
Marcus Brody
Uh, does anybody here speak English?
Dr. Henry Jones
(To Indy) The search for the Grail, is not about archaeology. If captured by the Nazis, the armies of evil will march across the face of the earth! Do you understand me?
Dr. Henry Jones
The search for the Grail, is not about archaeology. If captured by the Nazis, the armies of evil will march across the face of the earth! Do you understand me?
Indiana Jones
(In a frustrated mood, turns and points to Henry) This is an obsession, Dad. I never understood it! Never! (Turns away) Neither did Mom.
Indiana Jones
This is an obsession, Dad. I never understood it! Never! Neither did Mom.
Dr. Henry Jones
Oh yes she did! Only too well. Until she kept her illness from me.
Han Solo
May the Force be with you.
Indiana Jones
(On the bridge) Shorty! (speaks Chinese while Short Round wraps a loop around his wrist)
Short Round
Hang on, lady. We going for a ride.
Willie Scott
Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god, is he nuts?
Short Round
He no nuts. He's crazy.
Indiana Jones
Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali, in hell!
Dr. Henry Jones
(When he learns Indy brought back his diary) I should've mailed it to the Marx brothers.
Indiana Jones
Would you take it easy?
Dr. Henry Jones
Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So that it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indiana Jones
I came here to save you!
Dr. Henry Jones
Oh yeah, and who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
Indiana Jones
I told you...(grabs machine gun and shoots Nazis) don't call me 'Junior'!
Dr. Henry Jones
(When he learns Indy brought back his diary) I should've mailed it to the Marx brothers.
Indiana Jones
Would you take it easy?
Dr. Henry Jones
Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So that it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indiana Jones
I came here to save you!
Dr. Henry Jones
Oh yeah, and who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
Indiana Jones
I told you...(grabs machine gun and shoots Nazis) don't call me 'Junior'!
Dr. Henry Jones
(When he learns Indy brought back his diary) I should've mailed it to the Marx brothers.
Indiana Jones
Would you take it easy?
Dr. Henry Jones
Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So that it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indiana Jones
I came here to save you!
Dr. Henry Jones
Oh yeah, and who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
Indiana Jones
I told you...(grabs machine gun and shoots Nazis) don't call me 'Junior'!
Willie Scott
There are two dead people out here!
Indiana Jones
(In the collapsing chamber with Short Round) There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Indiana Jones
[in the collapsing chamber with Short Round] There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Harry Caul
[upset, walking over to Martin seated] What are you doing here?
Martin Stett
Take it easy I'm just a messenger. I brought you a drink
Harry Caul
I don't want your drink. Why are you following me?
Martin Stett
I'm not following you I'm looking for you. There's a big difference.
Satipo
Let's go. There's nothing to fear here.
Indiana Jones
(Pushes him up against the wall) That's what scares me.
Indiana Jones
[pushes him up against the wall] That's what scares me.
Dr. Henry Jones
(After hitting Indiana with the vase) Junior?
Dr. Henry Jones
[after hitting Indiana with the vase] Junior?
Indiana Jones
(Stands at attention) Yes, sir!
Indiana Jones
[stands at attention] Yes, sir!
Dr. Henry Jones
It is you, Junior!
Indiana Jones
Don't call me that, please.
Jake Lonergan
I'm a wanted man.
Colonel Dolarhyde
I could have sworn I saw Jake Lonergan die in that cave.
Sheriff John Taggart
Damn shame. I was hoping to hang him myself.
Jake Lonergan
Jake chuckles and rides off into the sunset.
Dr. Richard Kimble
Prison sucks. I have to escape.
Dr. Richard Kimble
I didn't kill anybody. Leave me alone!
Joe Gavilan
Commingling funds, huh? That's my crime? Commingling? Guilty. My alimony number one comes from money commingled with my beer money. My refinanced car commingled with the short-term loan to keep the second mortgage paid off, commingled with my alimony number three, commingled with every goddamn dime I've got tied up in my Mt. Olympus property. My whole life's commingled.
K.C. Calden
I don't think I want to be a cop anymore.
Joe Gavilan
Then what do you want to be?
K.C. Calden
I want to be an actor.
Joe Gavilan
[shrugs] You're gay. I can deal with that.
K.C. Calden
How did you find me?
Joe Gavilan
I'm psychic.
K.C. Calden
[amazed] Really?
Joe Gavilan
No, not really. I'm a detective for Pete's sake.
Joe Gavilan
Looks like we're gonna be here a while. Let's get going on some chow.
Joe Gavilan
[to Cop] Cheeseburger, well done. Onion, pickle, ketchup, no mayonnaise and no rabbit's foot. O.K.?
K.C. Calden
I'll have the same.
Joe Gavilan
Yes, Yes, I do understand the rights you just explained to me. But you know what? I don't like to remain silent, and I do not need an attorney because this is all BULLSHIT! [looks out two-way mirror]
Joe Gavilan
AND YOU CAN PUT THAT ON THE RECORD!
Joe Gavilan
Hey, you. Come here. I see mayonnaise. Did anybody in this hear me say the word "Mayonnaise"? Read your notes. What does it say? "Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, ketchup, pickle". You call that well done? In addition to the mayonnaise, I see lettuce... Lettuce that somebody tried to scrape off here. This is a disaster. What the hell do they teach you at the Academy anyway? You wanna be a detective when you grow up?
Joe Gavilan
Hey, you. Come here. I see mayonnaise. Did anybody in this hear me say the word 'Mayonnaise'? Read your notes. What does it say? 'Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, ketchup, pickle'. You call that well done? In addition to the mayonnaise, I see lettuce... Lettuce that somebody tried to scrape off here. This is a disaster. What the hell do they teach you at the Academy anyway? You wanna be a detective when you grow up?
Cheeseburger Cop
Yes, sir.
Joe Gavilan
Don't call me "sir!" I work for a living. Dump this for me please. I expect better.
Joe Gavilan
Don't call me 'sir!' I work for a living. Dump this for me please. I expect better.
K.C. Calden
Well, what do you think?
Joe Gavilan
Write this down. [K.C. grabs his pad and pen]
Joe Gavilan
Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, pickle, ketchup. Nothing else.
Silk Brown
Got it. Officer, it's time to get rolling on some chow. This is what the big dog wants, and I want tomato and cucumber on whole wheat with only mustard and bean sprouts.
Joe Gavilan
If I take my gingko... I can still remember where I put the Viagra.
Henry Turner
"Duh..."
Henry Turner
Duh...
Indiana Jones
No ticket!
Han Solo
You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing & go home!