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Steve Marshall

Highest Rated: 74% Night of the Creeps (1986)

Lowest Rated: 7% Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)

Birthday: Not Available

Birthplace: Not Available

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
59% The Neon Demon Executive Producer 2016
No Score Yet At the Sinatra Club Executive Producer 2010
7% Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise Screenwriter 1987
74% Night of the Creeps J.C. Hooper 1986

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Penn & Teller: Fool Us
2014
Performer 2017
No Score Yet WKRP in Cincinnati
1978-1982
Producer

QUOTES FROM Steve Marshall CHARACTERS

J.C. Hooper says: Cynthia,...my time is limited....umm much like the intellect of Steve.....Now you see that attractive gentleman over there?............While I'm his agent,...and it is vital that I obtain this information....you see uhh...the fate of the entire free world hangs in the balance.

J.C. Hooper says: Cynthia...my time is limited...umm much like the intellect of Steve... Now you see that attractive gentleman over there? While I'm his agent...and it is vital that I obtain this information....you see uhh... the fate of the entire free world hangs in the balance.

Cynthia Cronenberg says: Cynthia Cronenberg,......and why didn't he ask me himself?

Cynthia Cronenberg says: ...and why didn't he ask me himself?

J.C. Hooper says: Tell him that!

J.C. Hooper says: (infected) Chris. There's one inside me. It got in through my mouth. I can feel it. It's in my brain. I don't have a pulse or a heartbeat. I think I'm dead. I killed one. I lit a match to it. I think fire will kill them. I've gone to the furnace room, the basement. If I don't come back...heat will kill them. I walked, Chris. All by myself, I walked. I love you. Good luck with Cynthia.

J.C. Hooper says: (infected) Chris. There's one inside me. It got in through my mouth. I can feel it. It's in my brain. I don't have a pulse or a heartbeat. I think I'm dead. I killed one. I lit a match to it. I think fire will kill them. I've gone to the furnace room, the basement. If I don't come back, heat will kill them. I walked, Chris. All by myself, I walked. I love you. Good luck with Cynthia.

J.C. Hooper says: This is excellent...Night of the Living Dead Cat.

J.C. Hooper says: This is excellent, Night of the Living Dead Cat.

Ray Cameron says: Sounds like a pledge prank to me...A sick, twisted, psychotic, demented, deranged pledge prank. But possibly, just possibly in the ball park...of what you might call your collegiate tomfoolery. You guys care to comment?

Ray Cameron says: Sounds like a pledge prank to me, A sick, twisted, psychotic, demented, deranged pledge prank. But possibly, just possibly in the ball park, of what you might call your collegiate tomfoolery. You guys care to comment?

J.C. Hooper says: Captain...Detective, I mean, we're not your fraternity types. I personally would rather have my brains...invaded by creatures from space than pledge a fraternity.

J.C. Hooper says: Captain, Detective, I mean, we're not your fraternity types. I personally would rather have my brains invaded by creatures from space than pledge a fraternity.

J.C. Hooper says: For the record, this is Cynthia Cronenberg. And we're a...

Detective Landis says: Christopher Romero and James Carpenter Hooper? - Landis, Homicide.

Detective Landis says: Christopher Romero and James Carpenter Hooper?

Steve says: Hey, you're cruising, man. There was no call for me.

J.C. Hooper says: Silly me, I don't understand how that could've happened. What was your name again? Chad? Biff? Riff?

Steve says: Steve. And I don't think you're very funny.

J.C. Hooper says: Don't tell me...About as funny as a crutch?

J.C. Hooper says: Don't tell me. About as funny as a crutch?

Chris Romero says: Great, now what?

J.C. Hooper says: Okay. How about we get a couple of machine guns, right? And we blow the windows out of the joint. And we yell, "Come on in and get me, you dirty coppers."

J.C. Hooper says: Okay. How about we get a couple of machine guns, right? And we blow the windows out of the joint. And we yell, Come on in and get me, you dirty coppers.

Chris Romero says: I mean, everything's a joke to you tonight.

J.C. Hooper says: Hey, f**k you, Chris. Look, every single day...I put up with your moaning about what's-her-name...and how you wish you could fall in love. But you're too chicken sh*t to do anything about it. And then this Cynthia girl comes along. Dream girl, 2001. I say to myself, "What the hell, I'm sure as hell never gonna get laid...so I might as well help out my best friend." And then you say, "J.C., help. We gotta join the fraternity so she'll give me the time of day." And I say, "What the hell, you gotta do it." And what do I do? I bust my ass to help you and you get chicken sh*t again. And I push and I push and I don't give up. And why? Why? You don't even know. You don't even care. Because it's important to me that you're happy, is that so crazy? And we gotta act like jerks and get in trouble in order to do that. It's better than acting like jerks for no reason, right? So yeah, everything is a joke. It's hilarious, because if you take it seriously...you just get depressed all the time like you are. So f**k you.

J.C. Hooper says: Hey, f**k you, Chris. Look, every single day...I put up with your moaning about what's-her-name...and how you wish you could fall in love. But you're too chicken sh*t to do anything about it. And then this Cynthia girl comes along. Dream girl, 2001. I say to myself, 'What the hell, I'm sure as hell never gonna get laid...so I might as well help out my best friend.' And then you say, 'J.C., help. We gotta join the fraternity so she'll give me the time of day. And I say, 'What the hell, you gotta do it. And what do I do? I bust my ass to help you and you get chicken sh*t again. And I push and I push and I don't give up. And why? Why? You don't even know. You don't even care. Because it's important to me that you're happy, is that so crazy? And we gotta act like jerks and get in trouble in order to do that. It's better than acting like jerks for no reason, right? So yeah, everything is a joke. It's hilarious, because if you take it seriously...you just get depressed all the time like you are. So f**k you.

J.C. Hooper says: Chris, do you realize what this is? You heard of freeze-dried coffee, right? Well, this is like a freeze-dried human. A corpsicle!

Chris Romero says: You mean like suspended animation?

J.C. Hooper says: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you take someone while they're alive and you freeze them. Then you thaw them out a hundred years later...like a TV dinner. We are talking total science-fiction here.

J.C. Hooper says: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you take someone while they're alive and you freeze them. Then you thaw them out a hundred years later, like a TV dinner. We are talking total science-fiction here.

J.C. Hooper says: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do you think it's taking the Lord's name in vain to say: "Oh, my God" a whole bunch of times really fast like that?

J.C. Hooper says: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do you think it's taking the Lord's name in vain to say: 'Oh, my God' a whole bunch of times really fast like that?

Chris Romero says: I believe you're allowed to break the commandments in certain situations.

J.C. Hooper says: How about getting the sh*t scared out of you by a creepy, scary dead guy in a refrigerated coffin?

Chris Romero says: Are you sure he's dead?

J.C. Hooper says: Well, I mean...I'm pretty sure we could safely say he's not well, Chris. - I wonder who he is?

J.C. Hooper says: Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure we could safely say he's not well, Chris. I wonder who he is?

Chris Romero says: Walt Disney! How the hell should I know? Let's get out of here.

J.C. Hooper says: Look, Chris, when you're depressed, I'm depressed. And I don't like being depressed. It's, well, you know -

J.C. Hooper says: Look, Chris, when you're depressed, I'm depressed. And I don't like being depressed. It's, well, you know.

Chris Romero says: Depressing?

J.C. Hooper says: Depressing, yeah. So do me a favor, okay, bud? Cut out this being depressed sh*t.