Tom Green (III)

Tom Green (III)

Highest Rated: 89% Downriver (2015)

Lowest Rated: 8% Grind (2003)

Birthday: Jul 30, 1971

Birthplace: Pembroke, Ontario, Canada

A noted purveyor of fin-de-siècle shock comedy, Canadian Tom Green aimed to transform his gross-out TV stardom into movie fame (or infamy) with his 2001 directorial debut, Freddy Got Fingered.Raised in Ottawa, Green began to hone his comic skills as a teenager, pulling gags for the amusement of his friends. Along with doing stand-up while in college, Green released a rap album and created a hit radio show at the University of Ottawa. After graduation, Green managed to get the first incarnation of his signature TV series, The Tom Green Show, on local Ottawa television in 1994. A hit, The Tom Green Show landed on Canada's Comedy Network and officially hit the big time when MTV bought it and began airing it in the U.S. in 1999. During its two years on MTV, the show garnered high ratings due to Green's penchant for pushing the limits of taste with such gags as shagging a dead moose and delivering animal parts to his parents' house, and for involving innocent bystanders in his "confrontational comedy." Green even managed to top the episode featuring his trip home with Presidential paramour Monica Lewinsky when he transformed his spring 2000 battle with testicular cancer into the infamous "Cancer Special" for MTV. During Green's MTV tenure, he moved to films with a small role in the Saturday Night Live-based comedy Superstar (1999). Green's antics as a nerdy college student, particularly placing a live mouse on his tongue, subsequently became one of the main draws of the raunchy teen hit Road Trip (2000). A cameo as Drew Barrymore's sad sack boyfriend Chad in the blockbuster Charlie's Angels (2000) paid off personally when Green and Barrymore became an offscreen item; after much hedging and a faux jilting at the altar on Saturday Night Live in November 2000, the two married quietly in 2001. After The Tom Green Show ended, Green turned his attention to his first movie vehicle, co-writing, directing, and starring in Freddy Got Fingered. Avowedly intended to be the most disgusting film possible, Freddy featured such set pieces as Green swinging a baby by its umbilical cord, doing unmentionable things with horses, and many creative uses for meat. Although Green's cinematic escapades earned a few comparisons to 1970s performance art, Freddy Got Fingered was mostly blasted for its technical crudity and general witlessness, and died a swift death at the box office.

Highest Rated Movies



29% Iron Sky: The Coming Race Actor 2019
29% Bethany Dr. Brown 2017
No Score Yet Total Frat Movie Dean Kravitz 2016
33% Bling Okra 2016
17% Monsters: Dark Continent Director 2015
89% Downriver Actor 2015
20% Swearnet: The Movie Himself 2014
No Score Yet Legacy Det. Stras 2014
No Score Yet Revenge of the Boarding School Dropouts Kingsley 2009
No Score Yet Prankstar Director Actor 2009
No Score Yet Shred Kingsley Brown 2008
60% Heckler Actor 2008
No Score Yet Freezer Burn: The Invasion of Laxdale Bill Swanson 2008
No Score Yet Comedy Gold: The Hilarious Story of Canadian Comedy Actor 2006
No Score Yet Bob the Butler Bob Tree 2005
No Score Yet Now That's Funny Actor 2004
No Score Yet The Tao of Skateboarding Actor 2003
8% Grind Actor $5.2M 2003
9% Stealing Harvard Walter "Duff" Duffy $14M 2002
10% Freddy Got Fingered Gord Screenwriter Director $13.8M 2001
68% Charlie's Angels Chad $124.5M 2000
58% Road Trip Barry 2000
32% Superstar Dylan 1999


No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
Guest 2019
No Score Yet Big Brother: Celebrity Edition
Reality cast member 2019
No Score Yet This Is Not Happening
Performer 2018
No Score Yet Deal With It
Appearing 2014
No Score Yet Funniest Wins
Appearing 2014
No Score Yet Riot
Appearing 2014
29% Camp
Kip Wampler 2013
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Who Gets the Last Laugh?
Appearing 2013
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
Guest 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Guest 2012
No Score Yet Hell's Kitchen
Appearing 2009
No Score Yet The Apprentice
Reality cast member Appearing 2009
25% Thank God You're Here
Performer 2007
No Score Yet America's Got Talent
Appearing 2007
No Score Yet The Michael Essany Show
Guest 2003
No Score Yet All That
Host Guest 2003
No Score Yet MADtv
Guest 2001
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
Host Guest 2000
67% Seed
Dr. Meinertzhagen


Gord Brody says: Ding-Dong!

Gord Brody says: He's stupid!

Julie Brody says: Not stupid!

Gord Brody says: Look at me,daddy! I'm a farmer!

Gord Brody says: Look at me, daddy! I'm a farmer!

Gord Brody says: WE CAN LIVE LIKE KINGS!!!

Gord Brody says: WE CAN LIVE LIKE KINGS!

Gord Brody says: You hear the funny sound? You hear the funny sound? It's my hooves! It's my hooves!

Gord Brody says: You hear the funny sound? It's my hooves. It's my hooves.

Gord Brody says: I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I can run back as fast as you can.

Gord Brody says: [Dressed in his father's suit, back to front] I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I can run back as fast as you can.

Gord Brody says: Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?

Gord Brody says: [playing the sausage organ] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?

Bob Tree says: I'll probably move on to the C's!