Danny McBride (IV)

Danny McBride (IV)

Highest Rated: 96% Hunter Gatherer (2016)

Lowest Rated: 0% Hell & Back (2015)

Birthday: Dec 29, 1976

Birthplace: Not Available

Born in 1976, character actor Danny McBride took his Hollywood bow in the early 2000s and frequented mostly youth-oriented comedies, often though not always with a visceral element. These included Jody Hill's cult hit The Foot Fist Way (which he also co-scripted with Hill and Ben Best), the Farrelly Brothers' raunchy remake The Heartbreak Kid (2007), and the Judd Apatow-produced, David Gordon Green-directed action comedy Pineapple Express (2008), which starred Seth Rogen. The 2009 Observe and Report -- a by-the-throat comedy about a psychotic mall guard -- re-teamed co-star McBride with lead Rogen and director Hill. In 2009, McBride added television to his résumé, starring as a washed-up ex-baseball player in the HBO sitcom Eastbound & Down, which he also executive produced; the following year, he collaborated with director Green once again on the fantasy-comedy Your Highness. He had a small but memorable part in the Oscar-nominated George Clooney vehicle Up In the Air. He reteamed with David Gordon Green and James Franco for the fantasy pot comedy Your Highness in 2011, lending his vocal talents to Kung Fu Panda 2 that same year.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Halloween Ends Screenwriter 2021
No Score Yet Halloween Kills Screenwriter 2021
No Score Yet Connected Rick 2020
23% Zeroville Actor 2019
73% The Angry Birds Movie 2 Bomb 2019
79% Halloween Executive Producer Screenwriter 2018
43% Arizona Sonny 2018
30% The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter Screenwriter Don 2018
65% Alien: Covenant Tennessee $74.3M 2017
96% Hunter Gatherer Executive Producer 2016
34% Masterminds Executive Producer $17.4M 2016
82% Sausage Party Honey Mustard $97.7M 2016
43% The Angry Birds Movie Bomb $107.6M 2016
29% Don Verdean Tony Lazarus $31K 2015
No Score Yet Hot Sugar's Cold World Executive Producer 2015
7% Rock the Kasbah Nick $2M 2015
0% Hell & Back Orpheus $0.2M 2015
20% Aloha Colonel Lacy $15.7M 2015
No Score Yet Smoke and Mirrors: The Story of Tom Savini Actor 2015
22% The Sound And The Fury Actor 2014
85% Joe Executive Producer $0.3M 2014
38% As I Lay Dying Vernon Tull $15.5K 2013
82% Prince Avalanche Executive Producer $0.3M 2013
83% This Is the End Danny McBride $96.3M 2013
61% Clear History Frank 2013
47% The Comedy Executive Producer 2012
47% The Catechism Cataclysm Producer $2.4K 2011
45% 30 Minutes or Less Dwayne $37.2M 2011
81% Kung Fu Panda 2 Wolf Boss $165.3M 2011
27% Your Highness Screenwriter Thadeous Executive Producer $21.7M 2011
No Score Yet Fight For Your Right Revisited MCA (B-Boys 1) 2011
40% Due Date Lonnie $100.5M 2010
81% Despicable Me Fred McDade $251.5M 2010
91% Up in the Air Jim Miller $83.8M 2009
26% Land of the Lost Will Stanton $49.4M 2009
51% Observe and Report Caucasian Crackhead $24M 2009
30% Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans Screenwriter $45.9M 2009
82% Tropic Thunder Cody $110.5M 2008
68% Pineapple Express Red $87.4M 2008
26% Drillbit Taylor Don $32.9M 2008
29% The Heartbreak Kid Martin $36.8M 2007
39% Hot Rod Rico $14M 2007
54% The Foot Fist Way Fred Simmons Screenwriter $0.2M 2006
31% Underworld Mason Screenwriter $51.5M 2003
71% All the Real Girls Bust-Ass 2003

TV

Credit
100% Ugly Delicious
2018
Guest 2020
75% The Righteous Gemstones
2019
Executive Producer Screenwriter Director Jesse Gemstone 2019
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2019
2017
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2019
2017
2016
2013
2012
41% Chelsea
2016-2017
Appearing 2017
No Score Yet Desus & Mero (2016)
2016-2018
Guest 2017
No Score Yet Tarantula
2016-2017
Executive Producer Voice 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2017
83% Vice Principals
2016-2017
Executive Producer Creator Screenwriter Director Producer Neal Gamby 2017
2016
56% Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons
2016
Guest 2016
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2016
2015
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2016
2013
2011
29% Chozen
2014
Voice Executive Producer Producer 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2013
91% Eastbound & Down
2009-2013
Executive Producer Screenwriter Creator Producer Kenny Powers 2013
2012
2010
2009
70% Good Vibes
2011
Voice 2011
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest 2011

QUOTES FROM Danny McBride (IV) CHARACTERS

Bomb says: If my name were Bobby, would ask me what is my hobby? Or if my name were Judice, would you ask me what my mood is? I laugh, I cry, I love, I hate, I do so much more than detonate. Think about it.

Bomb says: Sometimes, when I get mad, I tend to explode.

Thadeous says: The only thing those tits shall trap is my warm spray.

Eddie Cantrow says: Hey, Martin!

Martin says: Hello, asshole.

Eddie Cantrow says: Great to see you too!

Martin says: Miranda, we are ready to play Parcheesi!

Martin says: I smell somethin' weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hittin' the Devil's lettuce.

Danny McBride says: His face looks like the police sketch of a fucking rapist.

Jay Baruchel says: What the fuck does that mean?

Craig Robinson says: Dude, Sigel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead.

Danny McBride says: I guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a TOTAL loss.

Danny McBride says: I guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss.

Danny McBride says: I think the only reason that Jay did that was because he knew he was about 2 minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.

Danny McBride says: Hermione stole all of our shit.

Danny McBride says: When I came into your magazine it was a come for help.

James Franco says: If I see your dick one more time, I'll fucking shoot it off!

Danny McBride says: You don't have enough bullets, bitch!

Danny McBride says: Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came into your magazine James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming. Tears from the tip of my penis dudes.

James Franco says: I'm sorry alright, you can cum wherever you want.

Danny McBride says: I don't even care about cumming anymore, right now I'm just kind of into going.

James Franco says: You know what Danny, if you weren't jizzing all the time maybe you'll be more hydrated.

Danny McBride says: You're making me into a joke right now Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking punchline.

Danny McBride says: If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.

Jay Baruchel says: What the fuck?

Jonah Hill says: Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!

Danny McBride says: Hermione just stole our shit!

Danny McBride says: James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know you all are trippin.

Danny McBride says: We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.

Seth Rogen says: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch...a Milky Way?

Seth Rogen says: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?

Jonah Hill says: Can I have that Milky Way?

James Franco says: No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.

Seth Rogen says: I want some of the Milky Way.

Craig Robinson says: I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.

Danny McBride says: Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?!

Thadeous says: He wants us to jerk him off!

Great Wize Wizard says: Just touch the tip and twist it.

Thadeous says: We are not going to do that.

Fabious says: If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.

Thadeous says: Yuck!

Thadeous says: My path has been unstable, but my conviction is born to damn the fuckers who doubted me. To lessen the assholes who tested me. To right what is wrong, to restore faith that has long been lost, and to rise to great heights even beyond my own legend as a Great Cocksmith, Master Pintsman, and stunningly handsome Prince of Light in these dark Dark Ages!

Thadeous says: [while moving Stephen off the bed] Stephen, I'm going to put you in the corner *now* while I strum my filthies.

Thadeous says: I'm simply keeping an eye on her. She is not like one of our dim witted chamber maids that let me take from behind. This woman has be vexed. What exactly would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut?

Fabious says: All I want is for you to be a part of this moment. I want you to be gay with me and father.

Thadeous says: I don't want to be gay with you two!

Thadeous says: The time for pleasantries is through; do you feel that tiny prick in your back?

Isabel says: Is that your cock?

Thadeous says: Ha! It is a knife but I'll gladly penetrate you with it.

Thadeous says: They only say that stuff because of you, because you go out and have to pretend to be the best, and they look at me like I'm some sort of idiot. Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick, no one wants to suck mine!

Isabel says: Thaddeus, I have not been able to stop thinking of you.

Thadeous says: [pot in his hand] What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you.

Will says: Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

Dr. Rick Marshall says: Yes! I really do!

Will says: Never trust a guy in a tunic.

Will says: Told you. Never trust a guy in a tunic.

Dr. Rick Marshall says: What the h***?

Will says: Oh my bad. I'm man enough to say I was wrong.

Will says: Chaka lets role!

Will says: This is one of those times when pouring p*** on your head is a bad idea.

Will says: You're paying for that.

Dr. Rick Marshall says: I'm most certainly am not.

Will says: It's like Snoopy's doghouse.

Po says: Ah, thanks for picking me up.

Wolf Boss says: No problem [drops Po].

Wolf Boss says: No problem. [drops Po]

Po says: By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of "evil janitor" to pick that up?

Po says: By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of 'evil janitor' to pick that up?

Courtney says: It's my birthday today you know...

Thadeous says: Fuck that.

Fabious says: Kiss him

Fabious says: Kiss him.

Thadeous says: .... Fuck, no.

Thadeous says: Fuck, no.

Isabel says: I know how you're feeling inside. As if you can't rest until you destroy those who harmed your family. You want to skin them alive, and then wear their flesh as a cape as you dance around their convulsing corpses.

Thadeous says: Yes, of course...yes...

Isabel says: That feeling's all too familiar, it's been burning in my beaver since the day I lost my brothers.

Rod Kimble says: What did i just say to Dave?

Rico says: Who?

Kevin Powell says: I like to party I'm Rod.

Rod Kimble says: No! you're Kevin.

Kevin Powell says: Right, I party.

Rod Kimble says: No Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party

Kevin Powell says: Right, Dave's the party guy

Dave says: Haha sweet.

Rod Kimble says: Oh my god shut up

Rod Kimble says: Oh my god shut up.

Wolf Boss says: chew on that tubby!

Wolf Boss says: Chew on that tubby!

Rico says: I've been drinking green tea all god damn day!

Thadeous says: Warm spray

Thadeous says: Warm spray.

Rico says: Yoo-hoo shit heads. I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you like to light them off?

Dwayne says: We're gonna hit him where it hurts.

Travis says: In his dick?

Dwayne says: No, in his pussy.

Travis says: ...........

Travis says: ...

Rico says: I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

Don says: There not scared of me, I'm sexy.

Rico says: I go to Church every God-Damn Sunday and you bring the demons out in me!!!

Rico says: I go to Church every God-Damn Sunday and you bring the demons out in me!

Rico says: I had that weird dream again last night where I am in a castle and a 1000 wizards are coming at me and the only way to kill them is to punch them as hard as I can in the face.

Fred McDade says: You know dogs do whatever they like

Fred McDade says: You know dogs do whatever they like.

Gru says: Unless they're dead

Gru says: Unless they're dead.

Dwayne says: I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.

Will says: "Be warned. You might get wet."

Will says: Be warned. You might get wet.

Dr. Rick Marshall says: "I'm sorry maybe. I need to know because this equipment can not get wet.''

Dr. Rick Marshall says: I'm sorry maybe. I need to know because this equipment can not get wet.'

Will says: "Not you. Mary poppins. Bow chicka wow-wow."

Will says: Not you. Mary poppins. Bow chicka wow-wow.

Holly says: "Say that again and I'll drown you."

Holly says: Say that again and I'll drown you.

Will says: "Good to go!"

Will says: Good to go!

Red says: Today's my cat's birthday.

Wolf Boss says: Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the Year of the Peacock.

Wolf Boss says: [To the wolves] Move! Move! Move!

Wolf Boss says: [When Lord Shen tells him to shoot Master Po and the others] No.

Lord Shen says: [Kills Wolf Boss with his knives]

Wolf Boss says: But sir, we'll kill our own-- [Interrupted by Lord Shen ordering him to fire the cannon]

Lord Shen says: Fire! Fire at them!

Wolf Boss says: But sir, we'll kill our own...

Lord Shen says: I said fire at them! FIRE!

Wolf Boss says: No.

Lord Shen says: (Kills the wolf boss with knife; shoots the animals fighting with the cannon himself)

Lord Shen says: [kills the wolf boss with knife; shoots the animals fighting with the cannon himself]

Lord Shen says: Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move! The year of the peacock begins now.

Wolf Boss says: Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the year of the peacock.

Lord Shen says: (Takes his knife out in front of the wolf boss.)

Lord Shen says: [takes his knife out in front of the wolf boss]

Wolf Boss says: And... this is the year... of course... of the peacock. Happy new year, sir!

Lord Shen says: (Whispers) Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. (Shouts) NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!

Lord Shen says: [whispers] Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. [shouts] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!

Wolf Boss says: (To wolves) Move! Move! Move!

Wolf Boss says: [to wolves] Move! Move! Move!

The Soothsayer says: The peacock... is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed...

Lord Shen says: (Destroyed the Soothsayer's bowl; put the smoke out with his feathers) Ha,ha,ha. That is impossible, and you know it.

Lord Shen says: [destroyed the Soothsayer's bowl; put the smoke out with his feathers] Ha,ha,ha. That is impossible, and you know it.

The Soothsayer says: It is not impossible and... *he* knows it.

Lord Shen says: Who?

Wolf Boss says: Lord Shen! I saw a panda!

Lord Shen says: A panda?!

Wolf Boss says: It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we've ran out of metal.

Lord Shen says: Search the farthest villages. Find more metal! China will be mine.

Dwayne says: Keep the mask on, keep the mask on Jason!

Po says: You -- you're mine!

Wolf Boss says: I'll tell you what's gonna be yours: My first in your plush, cuddly, super soft face!

Wolf Boss says: A kung fu warrior. It fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy, uh, kinda plush and cuddly.

Lord Shen says: That's impossible, and you know it.

The Soothsayer says: It is not impossible and he knows it.

Lord Shen says: Who?

Wolf Boss says: [suddenly enters from stairs] Lord Shen! I saw a panda!

Lord Shen says: Fire! Fire that thug!

Wolf Boss says: But sir, we'll kill our own!

Lord Shen says: [furiously] I said fire it, now fire!

Wolf Boss says: [seriously] No. [throws ignition away]

Wolf Boss says: Don't shoot! Crossfire!

Po says: [shouting from a roof] Shen! A panda stands between you, and you're-

Lord Shen says: [on a boat below, cannot hear anything Po is saying]

Lord Shen says: [shouts] What?

Po says: [from the roof] Prepare yourself for a hot-

Wolf Boss says: [looks at Shen, both do not hear what Po is saying]

Lord Shen says: [softly, to Wolf Boss] What?

Rico says: THIS IS MY HAT! THIS IS TOTALLY MY HAT NOW!

Rico says: [putting on stolen hat] This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!

Wolf Boss says: You mess with the Wolf, you get the fangs.

Wolf Boss says: Guess nobody told you , you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs!

Ryan Bingham says: Everybody needs a co-pilot.

Jim Miller says: That was a nice touch.

Thadeous says: No, no, no, don't suck that, that's dead

Thadeous says: No, no, no, don't suck that, that's dead.

Rico says: Don't you EVER tell me how to live my life again!

Thadeous says: Shall we pack this again? I am not getting visions, I'm not sure if its working wizard.

Thadeous says: I.. I'm not getting visions...

Thadeous says: I'm not sure if its working wizard.

Fabious says: Thadeous are seeing what I'm seeing!?

Fabious says: [holding his head] Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Thadeous says: What, you making a fool of yourself?

Thadeous says: [calmly] Your making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.

Thadeous says: Handle your shit Fabious, please!

Fabious says: No! I can't!

Courtney says: It's my birthday today

Courtney says: It's my birthday today, you know.

Thadeous says: Fuck that

Thadeous says: Fuck that.

Dwayne says: I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!

Dwayne says: I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!

Dwayne says: I liked that bear. I don't even know you.

Red says: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!

Thadeous says: You're making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit Fabious, please.

Thadeous says: "Here, take my dick"

Isabel says: Courtney, hold my dick.

Thadeous says: Courtney, hold my dick.

Thadeous says: "Courtney, make funny faces to amuse me...hahahaha...No! Don't make triangle faces, they scare me"

Thadeous says: Courtney, make funny faces to amuse me...hahahaha...No! Don't make triangle faces, they scare me.

Red says: Today's my cat's birthday.

Cody says: I need some dudes up here that speak American, God damn it. He's making a fucking sweater back here. I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungles nuts.

Rico says: Prepare to be dazzled!