Neil Innes

Neil Innes

Highest Rated: 100% The Missionary (1982)

Lowest Rated: 47% Erik the Viking (1989)

Birthday: Dec 9, 1944

Birthplace: Not Available

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Not the Messiah (He's a Very Naughty Boy) Actor 2010
No Score Yet The Seventh Python Himself 2008
No Score Yet Diary of a Spider and More Cute Critter Stories Actor 2007
No Score Yet The Rutles 2---Can't Buy Me Lunch Ron Nasty 2004
95% Concert for George Actor $70.5K 2003
47% Erik the Viking Hy Brasilian 1989
100% The Missionary Singer 1982
No Score Yet Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Various roles Detective-Other 1982
95% Monty Python's Life of Brian Samaritan at the Forum 1979
91% All You Need Is Cash Ron Nasty 1978
47% Jabberwocky Herald #2/Drummer 1977
97% Monty Python and the Holy Grail The First Self-Destructive Monk 1975
62% Magical Mystery Tour Bonzo Dog Band member 1967

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Great Performances
2000
Performer 2004
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Performer 1977
100% Monty Python's Flying Circus
1969-1974
Performer Screenwriter

QUOTES FROM Neil Innes CHARACTERS

King Arthur says: How does it... um... how does it work?

Sir Lancelot says: I know not, my liege.

King Arthur says: Consult the Book of Armaments!

Maynard says: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Minstrel + minor role says: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Minstrel + minor role says: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Maynard says: Skip a bit, brother...

Minstrel + minor role says: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Minstrel + minor role says: And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Maynard says: Amen.

King Arthur says: Right. One... two... five!

Sir Galahad says: Three, sir.

King Arthur says: Three!

Minstrel + minor role says: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, o' brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not at not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out, Or his elbows broken; To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, Or his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in, his heart cut out, His liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, His nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, And his penis split--

Sir Robin says: Stop! That's enough singing for now.