Anna Faris

Anna Faris

  • Highest Rated: 95% Lost In Translation (2003)
  • Lowest Rated: 5% Movie 43 (2013)
  • Birthday: Nov 29, 1976
  • Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland
  • Difficult to recognize in her natural blonde state following her turn as a raven-haired Neve Campbell knockoff in Scary Movie (2000), Anna Faris made her professional acting debut at the tender age of nine at Washington's Seattle Repertory Theater. Refining her skills in improvisational theater, Faris later found roles in commercials and small local productions, though her future as an actress came into question as she pursued further education and a move overseas. Born November 29, 1976, Faris was raised in Seattle and studied English Literature at the University of Washington after high school, later moving to London to begin working and writing. Longing to return to her childhood love of acting, Faris took a role in the run-of-the-mill teen slasher pic Lover's Lane (1999). Making the move to Los Angeles in order to pursue an acting career full time, Faris' previous improvisational experiences would soon come in handy as she landed her breakthrough role in the popular Scream-slanted spoof of teen slasher pics, Scary Movie. Of course that role was only the beginning for young Faris, and after returning in Scary Movie 2 the following year she portrayed the co-worker and love interest of the titular character in director Lucky McKee's offbeat sleeper May. A supporting role in the Rob Schneider comedy The Hot Chick was followed by the little-seen Sheer Bliss in 2002, and the following year Faris once again scored a hit with her portrayal of a self absorbed starlet in Sofia Coppola's critically acclaimed Lost in Translation. Though it may have been something of a given that Faris would return to the screen for Scary Movie 3 in 2003, many longtime fans were surprised to see her sporting her original blonde locks - a move that effectively banished the previous installments' Neve Campbell connection and forced audiences to take Faris' finely honed comic abilities on their own terms. In 2004 the talented comic actress would make a series of appearances on the hit sitcom Friends. 2005 found her yet again being the very best aspect of an otherwise underwhelming comedy, Just Friends. However her few scenes in the multiple Oscar winning Brokeback Mountain showcased her remarkable skills, and allowed her to be funny while still showcasing her in a more dramatic context. She returned to the Scary Movie franchise for a fourth time in 2006, but she also showed up to support Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson, and Rainn Wilson in Ivan Reitman's comedy My Super Ex-Girlfriend. In 2007, Faris joined actors Jon Heder, Jeff Daniels, and DIane Keaton for Mama's Boy, and shone in the stoner comdy Smiley Face. Her peformance in the latter film won the "Stoner of the Year" award at High Times magazines 2007 Stony Awards, and further endeared the actress to her already loyal fan following. 2008 found Faris producing and starring in The House Bunny. Featuring a cameo appearance from Hef's famous girlfriends Holly, Bridget, and Kendra, the film followed a retired Playboy bunny (Faris) as she tried to make a life for heself outside the doors of the famous Playboy mansion. Faris put her vocal talents to the test once more for 2009's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and as the lead singer of an all-girl band iin Alvin and the Chipmunk:The Squeakquel (also in 2009), and Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011). Faris also continued to stick to her comedy roots with on-screen performances in the retro '80s comedy Take Me Home Tonight and rom-com What Your Number? (both 2011), before holding her own opposite Sacha Baron Cohen in his 2012 comedy The Dictator.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Un mar de enredos Kate 2018
24% Overboard Kate 2018
7% The Emoji Movie Jailbreak $86.1M 2017
15% Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Jeanette $66.6M 2015
71% Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 Sam Sparks $119.8M 2013
51% I Give It a Year Chloe $5.9M 2013
5% Movie 43 Vanessa $8.8M 2013
57% The Dictator Zoey $57.8M 2012
12% Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Jeanette $133.2M 2011
24% What's Your Number? Executive Producer Ally Darling $14.1M 2011
No Score Yet Guilty Hearts Actor 2011
27% Take Me Home Tonight Wendy Franklin $7M 2011
No Score Yet What's Your Number Ex-Tended Edition Actor 2011
13% Yogi Bear Rachel $100.2M 2010
20% Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Jeanette $219.4M 2009
86% Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Sam Sparks $124.9M 2009
51% Observe and Report Bradi $24M 2009
No Score Yet Southern Belles Belle 2009
38% Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel Cassie 2009
43% The House Bunny Shelley Darlingson Executive Producer $48.3M 2008
8% Mama's Boy Nora Flannigan 2007
66% Smiley Face Jane 2007
40% My Super Ex-Girlfriend Hannah Lewis $22.5M 2006
35% Scary Movie 4 Cindy Campbell $90.7M 2006
87% Brokeback Mountain Lashawn Malone $83M 2005
42% Just Friends Samantha James $32.6M 2005
31% Waiting Serena $16.2M 2005
35% Scary Movie 3 Cindy 2003
95% Lost In Translation Kelly $44.6M 2003
68% May Polly 2003
22% The Hot Chick April 2002
15% Scary Movie 2 Cindy Campbell 2001
53% Scary Movie Cindy 2000
No Score Yet Lovers Lane Jannelle 1999
50% Eden Dithy 1998

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

100% A Little Late With Lilly Singh
2019
Guest
  • 2019
No Score Yet Lights Out with David Spade
2019
Panelist
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Mom
2013
Christy
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
83% The Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale
2018
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2014
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2007
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Chew
2011-2018
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2017
41% Chelsea
2016-2017
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet Top Chef
2006
Appearing
  • 2012
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Host
  • 2011
  • 2008
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2009
66% Entourage
2004-2011
Herself
  • 2007
No Score Yet MADtv
1995-2009
Guest
  • 2004
No Score Yet King of the Hill
1997-2010
Voice
  • 2004
  • 2002
No Score Yet Mom
Christy

QUOTES FROM Anna Faris CHARACTERS

Ally Darling
The next guy who vacations at Casa Esperanza is going to be my husband. To taking control of my own destiny!
Cindy Campbell
Help! My pussy's gone crazy!
Vanessa
Will you poop on me?
Jason
What.
Jason
What?
Vanessa
I want you to be my first.
Jason
To poop on you.
Jason
To poop on you?
Flint Lockwood
Its going to be deadly dangerous with a good chance of death
Flint Lockwood
It's going to be deadly dangerous with a good chance of death.
Sam Sparks
And thats why well need help!
Boyfriend Rick
I don't know, it just seems kind of serious.
Ally Darling
I'm sorry. It just um...felt kind of serious last night when you were doing me from behind, but I couldn't see your face, so.
Ally Darling
I'm sorry. It just um...felt kind of serious last night when you were doing me from behind, but I couldn't see your face, so...
Cindy Campbell
That's him!
Brenda Meeks
Huh! Hes cute...
Brenda Meeks
Huh! He's cute.
Cindy Campbell
Fujitsu!
Himself
You are free to go
Himself
You are free to go.
Cindy Campbell
Annnd
Cindy Campbell
Annnd...
Himself
(quitely) I'm sorry
Himself
I'm sorry.
Cindy Campbell
Like you mean it
Cindy Campbell
Like you mean it.
Himself
Sorry I tried to kill all man kind.. Happy!?
Himself
Sorry I tried to kill all man kind. Happy?
Cindy
That looks like a-
Aunt SahNeequa
A cigarette!
Cindy
I was gonna say an lighthouse
General Aladeen
I accept your job offer as general manager.
Zoey
Well you can’t be the manager because I’m the manager.
Zoey
Well you can't be the manager because I'm the manager.
General Aladeen
Well I can if I killed you.
Shelley Darlington
That's it. Oh my gosh. We have to have an Aztec party. We always wanted to have one at the mansion but we could never find a virgin to sacrifice.
Shelley Darlington
I know lots of old men - hairy and not-hairy. But I don't mean to brag.
Natalie
What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have, like, a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her.
Shelley Darlington
He's gay?
Mrs. Hagstrom
[about the college] This is not a brothel.
Shelley Darlington
Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
Shelley Darlington
The eyes are the nipples of the face.
Shelley Darlington
Yeah, hence!
Shelley Darlington
My heart is pounding like a nail!
Shelley Darlington
Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.
Shelley Darlington
I definitely won't listen to what Simon says, he is just so mean. I usually always agree with Paula and Randy.
Shelley Darlington
Oh, you meant the president.
Shelley Darlington
But I'm 27.
Marvin
But that's 59 in Bunny Years.
Vanessa
I want you to be my first.
Fran Lockwood
Oh oh and peanut butter right?!
Sam Sparks
No way! I'm severely allergic to peanuts..
Fran Lockwood
Hey, me too...
Sam Sparks
So what's it called?
Fran Lockwood
Peanut allergies
Sam Sparks
No, the machine.....
Fran Lockwood
Oh, right
Fran Lockwood
Oh, right.
Steve the Dealer
Simple reaganomics apply to the production of hemp.
Jane F.
Just because weed isn't taxed doesn't mean it exists in some sort of, you know, laissez-faire paradigm or whatever,
Steve the Dealer
Did you just use "paradigm" in a sentence?
Steve the Dealer
Did you just use 'paradigm' in a sentence?
General Aladeen
You seem educated.
Zoey
Yes, I went to Amherst.
General Aladeen
I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.
Cindy Campbell
Hey, Buddy.
Buddy
Surprise.
Cindy Campbell
OPEN CHEST!! (Punches him) Oh, ho, ho! You gotta be quicker than that, pencil dick!
Cindy Campbell
OPEN CHEST!! [punches him] Oh, ho, ho! You gotta be quicker than that, pencil dick!
Homeless Man
Can you spare a dollar?
Buffy
Eurgh! Get away from me, you bum!
Cindy Campbell
Buffy! Can't you see he's hungry. Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich for you. See?
Homeless Man
I said a dollar, bitch!
Ally Darling
I'm happiest when I'm being myself and I'm myself when I'm with you
Ally Darling
I'm happiest when I'm being myself and I'm myself when I'm with you.
Ally Darling
Being in love means being yourself.
Shelley Darlington
There's a big box of cute-sicles.
Cindy Campbell
You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows!
Ray
Watching TV Shows doesn't create psychos Cindy! Cancelling them does! (Proceeds stabbing Billy) The Wayans Brothers was a good show man! It was a good-ass show and we didn't even get a final episode!
Ray
Watching TV Shows doesn't create psychos Cindy! Cancelling them does! [proceeds stabbing Billy] The Wayans Brothers was a good show man! It was a good-ass show and we didn't even get a final episode!
Shelley Darlington
Oh your biceps are huge! Kiss me! And then he would kiss me. Any questions?
Cindy
[hugging George] [crying] It's so hard.
George
Well, you're a beautiful woman, and you're pressing up against me.
Cindy
So can you tell me about...
Aunt SahNeequa
The tape?
Cindy
Yes. I watched it and...
Aunt SahNeequa
The phone rang.
Cindy
Right. Then this voice said...
Aunt SahNeequa
That you would die in seven days.
Cindy
Okay, that's getting...
Aunt SahNeequa
Extremely annoying.
Cindy
Yeah.
Orpheus
Try being married to her. I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet.
Cindy Campbell
Last night I saw a face.
Tom
Did it have a nose?
Cindy Campbell
Well... yeah.
Tom
That does sound like a face.
Zoey
Take out the trash.
Aladeen/Efawadh
[throws trash can at taxi cab]
Zoey
Could you please take your hands off my breasts ?
Zoey
Could you please take your hands off my breasts?
Aladeen/Efawadh
Those are breasts ? I thought you are a boy.
Aladeen/Efawadh
Those are breasts? I thought you are a boy.
Ally Darling
I know that I'm not perfect but I wanna be with somebody who appreciates me.
Doofy
I'm gonna chop you like liver.
Cindy Campbell
Who is this? What do want?
Doofy
I'm in the house. Do you know where I am? I could be anywhere I'm like the wind baby.
Cindy Campbell
Um, your behind the couch.
Doofy
What? How do you know that?
Cindy Campbell
I can see your feet.
Kelly
Ok, listen, I'm under Evelyn Waugh, okay? Okay, Arigato Arigato!
John
Muchi Muchi!
Charlotte
Evelyn Waugh?
John
What?
Charlotte
Evelyn Waugh was a man.
Cindy Campbell
Yes I do, um-ah-Miss Mann. Thanks for ball-- I mean, all your help. I have to go to class.
Brenda
[scoffs] I don't know why you hang out with her. She is such a hoe!
Cindy Campbell
Why do you say that?!
Brenda
'Cause I've seen her. My friend Sean had a pool party this summer--
Cindy Campbell
Sean?
Brenda
You know, Puff Daddy. Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne and then is started to get wild and people were getting freaky in the pool and stuff, I look over and there was your girl getting buckwild in the jacuzzi.
Cindy Campbell
So?
Brenda
With a back-up dancer! I mean that's nasty. That's--that's lower than a security guard. At least security can get you backstage. She don't love herself.
Cindy Campbell
I don't know, I think Buffy's sweet, Brenda.
Brenda
Oh, she is as fake as press-on nails. [Buffy walks up to them] Hey baby-girl!
Ally Darling
Do you think the woman coming out of your apartment could have helped you with the being locked out problem?
Ally Darling
No! It's low!
Cindy Campbell
I woke up and I was in this dress. What about you Ray?
Ray Jones
Oh I got mine on Friday.
Shelley Darlington
-"The eyes are the nipples of the face." (Anna Faris)
Shelley Darlington
The eyes are the nipples of the face.
Polly
You're funny. You want to watch me file?
Polly
Do you feel weird doing this?
May Canady
I am weird.
Polly
I love weird.
Polly
What the hell is a scupel?
May Canady
Scalpel?
Polly
Ohhhh.
Polly
Shut up, hooker!
Polly
Do you like pussy?
May Canady
What?
Polly
Cats! You like pussy cats?
Polly
My grandma said it's imperfections that make you special.
Polly
It's girl's night out tonight...you want to come? I know, you need your beauty rest...Not much of it though.
Polly
It's girl's night out tonight, you want to come? I know, you need your beauty rest. Not much of it though.
Polly
May, you know you are my number one hot momma.
Polly
Maybe we can hang out, eat some melons.
Shelley Darlington
Instead of the Mahi-Mahi, can I get just the one Mahi, because I'm not that hungry?
Shelley Darlington
Picatta that's another word I like.. Picatta Sounds like atta
Shelley Darlington
Picatta, that's another word I like... picatta sounds like atta.
Rachel
I think he's, trying to steal your lunchbox.