Art Garfunkel

Art Garfunkel

Highest Rated: 96% Monterey Pop (1968)

Lowest Rated: 17% 54 (1998)

Birthday: Nov 5, 1941

Birthplace: Forest Hills, New York, USA

Tall, lanky, and curly topped Art Garfunkel has one of the most beautiful tenor voices in pop music. He is best known for performing with singer/songwriter Paul Simon as Simon and Garfunkel, but he has also had a sporadic acting career. He made his feature-film debut playing Nately in Mike Nichol's adaptation of Joseph Heller's Catch-22 in 1970. The following year, Garfunkel appeared opposite Jack Nicholson in another Mike Nichols film, Carnal Knowledge.

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Simon and Garfunkel: Songs of America Actor 2014
41% The Rebound Harry $0.6M 2009
No Score Yet Paul Simon and Friends Actor 2007
17% 54 Elaine's Patron 1998
17% Boxing Helena Lawrence 1993
No Score Yet Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme Georgie Porgie 1990
No Score Yet Good To Go S.D. Blass 1986
No Score Yet Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park Actor 1982
50% Bad Timing Dr. Alex Linden 1980
87% Carnal Knowledge Sandy 1971
79% Catch-22 Capt. Nately 1970
96% Monterey Pop Actor 1968

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing 2017
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest Appearing 2017
2013
94% Flight of the Conchords
2007-2009
Himself 2009
2007
84% American Dreams
2002-2005
Mr. Greenwood 2003
No Score Yet Arthur
1996
Voice 1998
94% Frasier
1993-2004
Voice of Chester 1994
No Score Yet Laverne & Shirley
1976-1983
Krasnow 1980
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Guest Musical Guest Host Performer Host 1978
1975

QUOTES FROM Art Garfunkel CHARACTERS

Nately says: You talk like a madman.

Old Man says: But I live like a sane one. I was a Fascist when Mussolini was on top. Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-Fascist. When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German. Now I'm fanatically pro-America! You'll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.

Nately's Girl says: When we go to America, Nately?

Old Man says: You will take her to America? Away from a healthy, active life? Away from good business opportunities? Away from her friends?

Nately says: Don't you have any principles?

Old Man says: Of course not.

Nately says: No morality?

Old Man says: I'm a very moral man. And Italy is a very moral country. That's why we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated.

Nately says: What are you talking about? America's not going to be destroyed.

Old Man says: Never?

Nately says: Well...

Old Man says: Rome was destroyed. Greece was destroyed. Persia was destroyed. Spain was destroyed. All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours?How much longer do you think your country will last? Forever?

Nately says: Forever is a long time, I guess.

Old Man says: Very long.

Old Man says: You all crazy!

Nately says: Why are we crazy?

Old Man says: Because you don't know how to stay alive, and that's the secret of life.

Nately says: "You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."

Nately says: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Maj. Major says: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old Man says: "You have it backwards! It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know."

Old Man says: You have it backwards! It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

Nately says: How do you know?

Maj. Major says: How do you know?

Old Man says: Because I am 107 years old. How old are you?

Nately says: I'll be 23 in January.

Maj. Major says: I'll be 20 in January.

Old Man says: If you live.

Jonathan says: Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?

Jonathan says: Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?

Sandy says: : Looks aren't everything, you know.

Sandy says: Looks aren't everything, you know.

Jonathan says: answers: Believe me, looks are everything.

Jonathan says: Believe me, looks are everything.

Jonathan says: You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!

Jonathan says: Why don't you leave me?... For God's sake, I'd almost marry you if you'd leave me.

Jonathan says: What are you crying for? It wasn't a Lassie story.

Jonathan says: Sandy, do you wanna get laid?

Sandy says: answers: please.

Sandy says: Please.