Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

  • Highest Rated: 67% The Man Who Saved the World (2015)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Brother's Justice (2011)
  • Birthday: Feb 7, 1978
  • Birthplace: Cedar Rapids, Iowa
  • Having acquired legions of loyal female followers with his portrayal of the ever-horny and dimwitted Kelso in the popular television comedy series That 70s Show, it may come as a surprise that male model-turned-actor Ashton Kutcher ironically majored in biochemical engineering at the University of Iowa before his "discovery" in an Iowa bar and subsequent stint on the catwalk for such fashion industry luminaries as Versace and Calvin Klein.Born in Cedar Rapids, IA, along with a fraternal twin named Michael, Kutcher was bitten by the acting bug in high school. Balancing his love for the stage with his talent for wrestling before gravitating toward the former in such high school productions as Annie, Kutcher worked numerous odd jobs during his tenure at the University of Iowa before winning the Fresh Faces of Iowa contest in 1997 and heading for New York. Competing in that same year's International Model and Talent Agency competition before being signed to the next agency, Kutcher relocated to Los Angeles the following year and soon landed his breakthrough role on That 70s Show. Though he had small roles in Down to You and Reindeer Games (both 2000), Kutcher's first major big-screen role was in Dude, Where's My Car? (also 2000), in which he teamed his airheaded goofiness with that of American Pie's Sean William Scott. Breaking out of the mold with a more serious turn alongside James Van Der Beek in 2001's Texas Rangers, a return to comedy wasn't far behind with a role in My Boss's Daughter scheduled for release later that same year. Though My Boss's Daughter would ultimately be pushed back to a late February 2003 release date, Kutcher and actress Brittany Murphy (8 Mile) scored a modest hit when Just Married was released into theaters in early January of the same year. Despite receiving only a lukewarm reception from critics, positive audience turnout ensured that Just Married would nevertheless hold on to a position in the box office top-ten for nearly a month after its release. Though My Boss's Daughter failed to stir up much at the box-office, the one-two punch of his immensely popular MTV prank show Punk'd and a high-profile romance with Demi Moore (whom he later married and then divorced) shot Kutcher's celebrity stock through the roof in 2003. He subsequently closed out the year with a self-depricating role in the holiday hit Cheaper by the Dozen.2004 saw Kutcher trying his hand at drama once again with the supernatural thriller The Butterfly Effect. Though the reviews were mixed, the film had its share of fans among critics and went on to makeup its budget more than three-times over. Kutcher continued finding success on the small-screen by producing the series Beauty and the Geek. In 2005 he teamed with Bernie Mac for the racial comedy Guess Who, and 2006 found Kutcher trying his hand at more action oriented fare teaming up with Kevin Costner for The Guardian. The actor would continue to find his place in the romcom niche with 2008's What Happens in Vegas, 2010's Valentine's Day and 2011's No Strings Attached, but made particular waves with a return to television, when he famously signed on to replace Charlie Sheen on the sitcom Two and a Half Men in 2011. His movie career slowed due to his television commitments, but he did find time to play Apple co-founder Steve Jobs in the 2013 bio-drama Jobs. Two and a Half Men wrapped up in 2015, leaving Kutcher free to return to movies and producing.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

67% The Man Who Saved the World Actor 2015
28% Annie Simon Goodspeed $58.7M 2014
28% Jobs Steve Jobs $16.2M 2013
7% New Year's Eve Randy $54.6M 2011
0% Brother's Justice Himself 2011
49% No Strings Attached Adam $70.4M 2011
10% Killers Producer Spencer Aimes $47.1M 2010
18% Valentine's Day Reed Bennett $110.6M 2010
No Score Yet Personal Effects Walter 2009
21% Spread Producer Nicki $0.2M 2009
26% What Happens in Vegas Jack Fuller $80.2M 2008
46% Bobby Fisher $11.1M 2006
48% Open Season Elliot $84.4M 2006
41% A Lot Like Love Oliver Martin $21.9M 2005
42% Guess Who Producer Simon Green $68M 2005
33% The Butterfly Effect Executive Producer Evan Treborn $57.3M 2004
24% Cheaper by the Dozen Hank $138.6M 2003
8% My Boss's Daughter Tom Stansfield Producer 2003
20% Just Married Tom Leezak $56M 2003
2% Texas Rangers George 2001
17% Dude, Where's My Car? Jesse Montgomery III $45M 2000
25% Reindeer Games (Deception) College Kid 2000
3% Down to You Jim Morrison 2000
29% Coming Soon Louie 1999

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Independent Lens
1999
Appearing
  • 2019
63% The Ranch
2016
Colt Producer
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2016
63% Two and a Half Men
2003-2015
Walden Schmidt
  • 2019
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2007
No Score Yet 48 Hours
1988
Appearing
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2011
63% The Bachelorette
2003
Appearing
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2005
41% Chelsea
2016-2017
Guest
  • 2016
71% Family Guy
1999
Voice
  • 2016
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Shark Tank
2009
Appearing
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet WWE Monday Night Raw
1993
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2010
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Appearing Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Retro Cribs
2013
Appearing
  • 2013
No Score Yet Who Gets the Last Laugh?
2013
Executive Producer Producer
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
  • 2001
  • 2000
No Score Yet Punk'd
2003-2012
Host Executive Producer Host Producer Creator Appearing Co-creator
  • 2012
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Appearing
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2011
  • 2007
31% The Jay Leno Show
2009-2010
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet True Beauty
2009-2010
Executive Producer Producer
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest Performer
  • 2010
  • 2008
  • 2005
  • 2003
25% The Beautiful Life
2009
Executive Producer Producer
  • 2009
No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher
2003
Panelist
  • 2009
  • 2008
64% Miss Guided
2008
Executive Producer Beaux
  • 2008
No Score Yet Beauty and the Geek
2005-2008
Executive Producer
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet Robot Chicken
2005
Voice
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet That '70s Show
1998-2006
Michael Kelso Kelso
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
  • 2000
  • 1999
  • 1998
No Score Yet The Bernie Mac Show
2001-2006
Himself
  • 2004
No Score Yet Grounded for Life
2001-2005
Scott
  • 2002
No Score Yet Just Shoot Me
1997-2003
Dean
  • 2001

QUOTES FROM Ashton Kutcher CHARACTERS

Percy Jones
If you're gonna marry one of these women, sometimes it's gonna hurt like hell. And all you can do is admit that you're wrong and know that she's always right.
Simon Green
She's right?
Percy Jones
That's right.
Simon Green
Always?
Percy Jones
Right.
Simon Green
Right?
Simon Green
All right okay, what about all that talk about my dignity?
Percy Jones
Do you love her? Do you want her? Then she's always right.
Steve Jobs
You can build your own things, that other people can use.
Daniel Kottke
Be as simple as you can be, you'll be astonished to see how uncomplited and happy your can become.
Steve Jobs
You can build your own things, that other people can use.
Jesse
Dude you got a tattoo.
Chester
So do you dude!
Chester
So then what does mine say?
Jesse
Sweet! What does mine say?
Chester
Dude! What does mine say?
Steve Jobs
It's a tool for the heart. And when you can touch someone's heart. That's limitless. If I do say so myself, it's insanely cool. It's a music player. It's a thousand songs in your pocket. I'd like to introduce you to the iPod.
Steve Jobs
If you don't share our enthusiasm and care for the vision of this company.
Apple Designer #1
No no no no no. I'm just... I'm not understanding...
Steve Jobs
Get Out!
Apple Designer #1
What?
Steve Jobs
Get your shit and get out! You're Done.
Steve Jobs
Get your shit and get out! You're done.
Apple Designer #1
Wait. Are you going to fire me?
Steve Jobs
No! I already fired you! Why are you still here?!
Steve Jobs
No! I already fired you! Why are you still here?
Jack Fuller
Hey don't get hit by a bus! Or do. Whatever.
Jesse
Dude, where's my career?
Evan Treborn
I've already lost you once, I'm not gonna lose you again.
Oliver Martin
You only get one chance to make a first impression
Oliver Martin
You only get one chance to make a first impression.
Jesse
Dude, Where's My Car?
Jesse
Dude, where's my car?
Emma
"You give me premature ventricular contractions."
Emma
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Adam
I'm assuming that's a good thing?
Emma
You make my heart skip a beat.
Reed Bennett
why did i accept to act in this tripe
Reed Bennett
Why did I accept to act in this tripe?
Adam
What are you gonna do? You're just...you're never gonna feel anything? How are you gonna do that?
Emma
I don't know. I'll figure it out.
Adam
You're so messed up.
Emma
Yeah? I don't need you to take care of me, I take care of myself. That's what I do
Emma
Yeah? I don't need you to take care of me, I take care of myself. That's what I do.
Nicki
I don't want to be arrogant here, but I'm an incredibly attractive man. I can't help it, I don't try to be, I just am.
Nicki
When a girl tells you you're not getting any, before you ask, before you even try, you're getting some.
Nicki
I don't want to be arrogant here, but I'm an incredibly attractive man. I can't help it, I don't try to be, I just am.
Boog
Get it off, like a band-aid please!
Elliot
Okay this might hurt a little, and you might want to cover your ears
Boog
Cover my what- OW!!
Boog
Cover my what- OW!
Elliot
Okay scamp off back to the woods little buddy. Oh porcupines.
Elliot
These big wood stick things are called trees.
Elliot
These big rocks are called mountains and little rocks are their babies.
Boog
Uh... ELLIOT!
Elliot
Boogster, ugh. How many times do I have to tell you. "I'm the incredible Mr. E."
Elliot
Boogster, ugh. How many times do I have to tell you. 'I'm the incredible Mr. E.'
Boog
Eliot... please. Whoa!
Elliot
Look, if you don't use the code names who would I know you would be the one talking to me.
Giselle
Sweet!
McSquizzy
Freedom!!
McSquizzy
Freedom!
Boog
Ha ha ha, huh? What?
Shaw
Hello, Goldilocks! Ha ha ha!
Elliot
Yeah, bulls eye!
Elliot
Quick, we need more ammo.
Boog
Elliot, catch!
Elliot
Got it!
Boog
Fire!
Elliot
Boog, It's working!
Boog
Ha ha ha ha, yeah! Look at them run!
McSquizzy
Send out, Mr. Happy!
Boog
Who?
Park Ranger Beth
Gordy, I'm taking home!
McSquizzy
Oh...Mr. Happy didn't go off.
Boog
Whoa whoa, we were just supposed to run them into town!
Elliot
That's right, keep running.
Boog
Behold, the mighty grizzly!
Boog
You know Elliot, This place ain't so bad.
Elliot
Wait, hold that thought.
Elliot
Woo-Hoo!
Elliot
You alright Elliot?
Elliot
Um...I'm a little lightheaded.
Elliot
That, rumor.
Elliot
Check it out!
Elliot
Ow!
Elliot
No means no.
Elliot
No.
Elliot
Shaw!
George Durham
We're Retreatin' We're Retreatin'!!!
George Durham
We're Retreatin' We're Retreatin'!
Elliot
I chipped a hoof!
Elliot
I chipped a hoof !
Elliot
I chipped a hoof!
Boog
you chipped..... you chipped a, IM GUNNA KILL YOU !!!!
Boog
You chipped... you chipped a... I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!
Elliot
Well, then let's go!
Elliot
That's nothing!
Elliot
Trust me!
Elliot
OH! I get it! You're like a pet! Ha ha ha!
Elliot
She's his mom. She's taking us home.
Reilly
[As Boog and Beth hug each other] What's he doing?
McSquizzy
Is he not gonna maul her?
Elliot
No! She's his mom! She's taking us home.
Elliot
No! That one doesn't have me in it!
Elliot
Now, you can watch all the moments with me, the Incredible Mr. E!
Boog
Get out of here!
Elliot
Hey, I took you out of the garage. You should thank me.
Boog
Thank you?!
Elliot
You're welcome.
Boog
[To McSquizzy] We're gonna need your nuts.
Elliot
And your acorns too!
Elliot
[To Boog, after Mr. Weenie tells the wilds to take him with them] Wow.
Elliot
Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck! I'm a duck!
Elliot
I get it. You're like a pet.
Boog
I'm nobody's pet.
Elliot
[Holds up Boog's bowl] Right.
Boog
[Holding Elliot over a cliff] Take a good look around, Elliot. What's missing?
Elliot
Wait. Don't tell me. I know this one...
Boog
TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!
Elliot
Oh, I was just going to say that.
Elliot
It's just like riding a bicycle, only you're crapping on it.
Elliot
I have a glass eye.
Elliot
Ian's right. I'm a loser.
Boog
No, you're not a loser.
Elliot
Yes I am!
Boog
No you're not!
Elliot
Yes!
Boog
No!
Elliot
Trust me! You know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
Boog
Uhh... a loser. But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear, but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods.
Elliot
That's nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Elliot
Aha. It's the signal.
Boog
Naw, naw, cornflake. You got it all twisted. This here is my home.
Elliot
Sweet!
Boog
Now haul your butt back out that window. [Points]
Boog
Now haul your butt back out that window. [points]
Elliot
[About Boog's garage] This place is big enough for two.
Elliot
[about Boog's garage] This place is big enough for two.
Boog
I do what I want, when I want, and I come and go as I please!
Elliot
Well, then let's go!
Boog
Uh... outside?
Elliot
[To Ian] l had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how's the knee?
Elliot
What's a Shaw?
Boog
Only the nastiest hunter in town.
Elliot
Guys, it's not his fault.
Boog
Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
Elliot
My fault?
Boog
Yeah. If it weren't for you, I'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
Elliot
I-- no. ...Okay. Okay, maybe-- I thought if you hung out with me, then maybe you would like me.
Boog
Oh, man! I-- I trusted you, Elliot.
Elliot
I'm sorry, Boog. I-- we're still partners, right?
Boog
You know, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
Elliot
Want a Fishy Cracker?
Boog
Uh, no. Uh, I'll eat when I get home.
Elliot
Wow. Giselle.
Elliot
Psst! Giselle!
Giselle
Elliot?
Elliot
Hey, gorgeous! How you doin'?
Elliot
Hey, Boog, look! No hands! I think I'm getting a sunburn though.
Elliot
I chipped a hoof.
Boog
Out of the coat.
Elliot
No.
Boog
Take it off.
Elliot
No!
Boog
Take off the coat.
Elliot
No means no!
Elliot
I know where there's a bunch of them, but you gotta go... [Sniffing] Outside. [Sniffing] Inside. Outside. Inside. Outside.
Elliot
Is Dinkleman your doll?
Elliot
[After Boog tells him the garage is his home] Sweet.
Elliot
[About the movie] Hey, let's watch it in French!
Elliot
[About a cup of coffee he found while in a dumpster] It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!
Elliot
You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you "Boogster," and you can call me "The Incredible Mr. E." You like that? I just made it up.
Elliot
You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you 'Boogster,' and you can call me 'The Incredible Mr. E.' You like that? I just made it up.
Boog
We've been walkin' around in circles?
Elliot
Cir-cle. One time around.
Elliot
Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
Boog
Ahh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear, but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
Elliot
That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog
I ride a unicycle for crackers.
Elliot
I have a glass eye.
Boog
I can't snap.
Elliot
I thought log was a color.
Boog
I can't see my feet!
Elliot
I killed a man! [he and Boog both laugh]
Elliot
Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.
Reilly
Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear.
Elliot
And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.
Elliot
I feel a little light-headed.
Elliot
Lefty loosey. Righty tighty.
Elliot
[referring to Ian] Don't listen to him, Boog.
Elliot
[in slow motion; lighting the marshmallows during the fight with the hunters] Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh...
Elliot
Oh, crud.
Ian
I told you to leave the herd. And to never, ever, ever...
Elliot
Ever?
Ian
Never, ever, ever come back!
Elliot
Can I?
Ian
Go for it, Smelliot.
Elliot
CHAAAAAARGE!
Elliot
CHARGE!
Elliot
Bullseye!
Elliot
Buddy? He called me buddy!
Elliot
You're funny! I was like, "No way," and then I was like, "Uh-huh!"
Elliot
You're funny! I was like, 'No way,' and then I was like, 'Uh-huh!'
Boog
Where's my home? Somebody stole it!
Elliot
Hey. Would you keep it down? I'm tryin' to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face]
Elliot
I call 'em Woo Hoos. As in "Whoo-hoo!"
Elliot
I call 'em Woo Hoos. As in 'Whoo-hoo!'
Elliot
I took you out of the garage. You should thank me.
Boog
Thank you?!
Elliot
You're welcome, buddy.
Boog
Grrr!
Elliot
Are you sure about this?
Ian
This, uh, this is awkward.
Elliot
Yes. Yes, it is.
Boog
[helium voice] Hello, Idiot.
Elliot
[helium voice] That's Elliot.
Elliot
I come in peace.
Adam
Don't come any closer..coz I am never gonna let you go.
Adam
I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.
Adam
“I’m going to call every woman on my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me.�
Adam
I'm going to call every woman on my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me.
Wallace
That’s a crazy, self-destructive plan, and we’re behind you 100%.
Wallace
That's a crazy, self-destructive plan, and we're behind you 100%.
Sarah
Tom u r acting crazy
Sarah
Tom you are acting crazy.
Tom Leezak
Maybe coz i just got hit in the head by a 10 pound ashtray
Tom Leezak
Well, maybe it's cuz I just got hit in the head with a ten pound ASHTRAY!
Sarah
Baby,just floor it
Sarah
Baby, just floor it.
Tom Leezak
I am flooring it...if i push any harder my foot would blow through the floor and we would be flinstoning our asses there
Tom Leezak
I am flooring it. If i push any harder my foot would blow through the floor and we would be flinstoning our asses there.
Tom Leezak
I am flooring it. If i push any harder my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flinstoning our asses there.
Emma
Sometimes, my neck gets sore.
Adam
Why?
Emma
Because my brain is so big.
Adam
You can't fight me... you're miniature... you fight like a hamster.
Reed Bennett
Love is the only shocking act left on the planet.
Adam
I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.