Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari

Highest Rated: 83% This Is the End (2013)

Lowest Rated: 37% Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

Birthday: Feb 23, 1983

Birthplace: Columbia, South Carolina, USA

Early in his career, Aziz Ansari typically played off-kilter, intolerable characters like indifferent medical interns or racist fruit vendors, yet somehow made viewers root for them in the end. Ansari brought his irreverent, fast-paced comedy sensibilities from New York's club circuit all the way to mainstream TV in the cult hit "Human Giant" (MTV, 2007-08), which featured zany sketches about odd characters like a super alien in love with a human or a genie addicted to drugs. His improvisational skills made him an obvious choice for the quirky series "Parks and Recreation" (NBC, 2009-2015), a career-making role where he played an ingratiating municipal employee who routinely insults his co-workers. Based on his status as a sitcom standout, he began appearing on the big screen opposite fellow comic actors Seth Rogen in feature films like "Observe and Report" (2009), Adam Sandler in "Funny People" (2009), and Jonah Hill in the over-the-top comedy "Get Him to the Greek" (2010). When "Parks and Rec," as fans called it, ended in early 2015, Ansari smoothly moved into romantic leading man territory, publishing a book of essays called Modern Romance: An Investigation (2015) and creating and starring in the autobiographical sitcom "Master of None" (Netflix 2015- ). Whether he was performing stand-up or scene-stealing on either size screen, Ansari's deadpan delivery always brought on the laughs, and established him as one of the most original comics of his generation.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
65% 65% Epic Mub (Voice) $107.5M 2013
83% 71% This Is the End Himself (Character) $101.5M 2013
37% 62% Ice Age: Continental Drift Squint (Voice) - 2012
45% 40% 30 Minutes or Less Chet (Character) $37.1M 2011
72% 62% Get Him to the Greek Matty (Character) $60.9M 2010
51% 37% Observe and Report Saddamn (Character) $24M 2009
69% 48% Funny People Randy (Character) $51.8M 2009

TV

Credit
91% 88% Bob's Burgers Darryl (Guest Voice) 2018 2012-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Finding Your Roots Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live with Kelly and Ryan Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Charlie Rose Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Chew Guest 2017
100% 90% Master of None Dev (Character),
Creator,
Director,
Executive Producer
2017 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet LIVE with Kelly Guest 2017
No Score Yet 26% Late Night With Seth Meyers Guest 2017 2015
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2015-2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Host 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Funny or Die's Billy on the Street Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors Guest 2016
81% 81% The League Dr. Henry Rocha (Guest Voice),
Unknown (Guest Star)
2015 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2015 2011-2013
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2015 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The View Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Canada Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2015
93% 89% Parks and Recreation Tom Haverford (Character) 2009-2015
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2014-2015
No Score Yet 87% Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Young Hollywood's Greatest Unknown (Character) 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Wander Over Yonder Westley (Guest Star) 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Katie Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2011-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Comedy Central Roast Unknown (Character) 2013
100% 93% Adventure Time DMO (Guest Voice) 2013
No Score Yet 91% Comedy Bang! Bang! Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Mind of a Chef Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2008-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Infomercials Writer 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Anderson Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Guest 2010
83% 87% Scrubs Ed (Guest Star) 2009
100% No Score Yet Human Giant Unknown (Character) 2007-2008
94% 98% Flight of the Conchords Sinjay (Guest Star) 2007

QUOTES FROM Aziz Ansari CHARACTERS

Mub says: ugly says what

Mub says: Ugly says what?

Mandrake says: what

Mandrake says: What?

Mub says: nothing

Mub says: Nothing.

Aziz Ansari says: Craig, help me!

Craig Robinson says: It's too late for you! You're in the hole already!

Aziz Ansari says: (Grabs Kevin Hart's leg) Kevin!

Kevin Hart says: What? Get the fuck off of me, Aziz! (Kicks him repeatedly in the face)

Mub says: Ugly says what?

Grub says: This is my chance to be a- [is run over]

Mub says: What? Your chance to be a what?

Mub says: What's going on, baby girl?

Mary Katherine says: Talking snails...

Mary Katherine says: Talking snails.

Mub says: Actually, I'm a slug. No shell over here, baby.

Squint says: Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cool with me, Captain.

Squint says: Out of my way, saber. You answer to me now.

Matty says: man that opening party was incredible check out the pictures on myspace theres one of me eating cheese off some girls titties

Matty says: Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.

Aaron Green says: please just lie to me and say to me i didnt miss another awesome party

Aaron Green says: Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.

Matty says: you missed an awesome party i woke up with glitter on my dick

Matty says: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.

Squint says: Get ready to slice and dice boys!

Chet says: Not into rape, just into sliders

Chet says: Not into rape, just into sliders.

Chet says: Spraying our guns. Spraying our guns.Spraying our guns for the bank robbery. Cuz were going in with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in the face.

Chet says: Sandra we aint friends no more!

Chet says: What? You already fuck my sister and I know all the details?

Chet says: You deflowered my sister and I know all the fucking details!

Saddamn says: This man accused me of blowing up the Chik-fil-a. Why would I want to blow up the Chik-fil-a? It's fucking delicious!

Chet says: It's like you bought a Mustang and then that Mustang got AIDS

Chet says: It's like, you bought a Mustang and the Mustang got AIDS.

Chet says: "You have a bomb strapped to your chest and your first thought is to come to a school filled with small children?!?!?"

Chet says: And your first thought, was to come to a school filled with young children.

Chet says: Last night you ate a lunchable for dinner, you're a man-child!

Chet says: You ate a Lunchables for dinner last night!

Chet says: Hey, what the hell? You were just sitting here the whole time?

Nick says: I caught the whole show. Really classy move at the end by the way. You put your tongue in her mouth right after you fucked it?

Chet says: Woman is kind enough, to provide me with fellatio services, I'm not just gonna dart out of there, I'm a gentlemen.

Nick says: Have a beer. The alcohol should wash the taste of yourself out of your mouth.

Chet says: "painting a gun painting a gun painting a gun for the bank robbery cuz we're goin with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face" lol

Chet says: [Singing] Painting our guns, painting our guns, painting our guns, for the bank robbery...cuz we're goin with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face.