Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari

  • Highest Rated: 100% Aziz Ansari: Live At Madison Square Garden (2015)
  • Lowest Rated: 24% What's Your Number? (2011)
  • Birthday: Feb 23, 1983
  • Birthplace: Not Available
  • The professional reputation of some actors and performers is inextricable from that of a larger ensemble to which they belong. Comedian/actor/screenwriter Aziz Ansari epitomizes this idea. Ansari shot to fame in the mid- to late 2000s as a member of the three-person comedy troupe responsible for The Human Giant -- a weekly, SNL-style collection of outrageous and irreverent comedy sketches that the group wrote and performed on MTV.Ansari is -- like Jay Chandrasekhar and a few other comics to emerge during the early 2000s -- of Tamil Indian heritage. Ansari grew up and attended university in rural South Carolina, then studied business at New York University. As a student, Ansari took classes with the famed Upright Citizens Brigade and mounted solo standup comedy gigs at Manhattan-area clubs. After a brief stint working on an Internet advertising business, Ansari discovered that he was earning enough with his standup efforts to focus on this full-time. His association with the Brigade ultimately led to a regular gig as emcee of "Crash Test," a weekly standup comedy showcase at the UCB Theatre, and -- in time -- to the creation of the Human Giant series.In 2009 Ansari landed a regular part on NBC's well-respected Amy Poehler-led sitcom Parks & Recreation. He parlayed that shows success into small parts in comedies like Judd Apatow's Funny People, Jody Hill's Observe & Report, and Get Him to the Greek. This led to his biggest role to that point as the best friend of a slacker forced to rob a bank in 30 Minutes or Less.In 2012 he contributed his vocal talents to Ice Age: Continental Drift.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

86% Aziz Ansari: Right Now Screenwriter Actor 2019
89% The Problem with Apu Actor 2017
100% Aziz Ansari: Live At Madison Square Garden Actor Screenwriter Director 2015
83% This Is the End Aziz Ansari $96.3M 2013
64% Epic Mub $107.6M 2013
100% Aziz Ansari: Buried Alive Screenwriter 2013
No Score Yet Aziz Ansari: Dangerously Delicious Screenwriter Actor 2012
37% Ice Age: Continental Drift Squint $161.4M 2012
24% What's Your Number? Jay $14.1M 2011
44% 30 Minutes or Less Chet $37.2M 2011
72% Get Him to the Greek Matty $61M 2010
No Score Yet Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening Actor 2010
69% Funny People Randy $51.9M 2009
51% Observe and Report Saddam $24M 2009
26% School for Scoundrels Dr. P's Student $17.8M 2006

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
91% Bob's Burgers
2011
Voice Darryl
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates Jr.
2012
Appearing
  • 2017
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Chew
2011-2018
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2015
100% Master of None
2015-2017
Executive Producer Creator Dev
  • 2017
  • 2015
No Score Yet Billy on the Street
2011-2017
Appearing
  • 2016
No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Close Up With the Hollywood Reporter
2015
Panelist
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2013
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
2012
Appearing
  • 2014
92% Parks and Recreation
2009-2015
Tom Haverford
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Jeselnik Offensive
2013
Guest
  • 2013
81% The League
2009-2015
Plastic Surgeon
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Mind of a Chef
2012-2017
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2010
87% Reno 911!
2003-2009
Appearing
  • 2009
84% Scrubs
2001-2010
Ed
  • 2009
100% Human Giant
2007-2008
Performer
  • 2008
  • 2007

QUOTES FROM Aziz Ansari CHARACTERS

Mub
ugly says what
Mub
Ugly says what?
Mandrake
what
Mandrake
What?
Mub
nothing
Mub
Nothing.
Aziz Ansari
Craig, help me!
Craig Robinson
It's too late for you! You're in the hole already!
Aziz Ansari
(Grabs Kevin Hart's leg) Kevin!
Kevin Hart
What? Get the fuck off of me, Aziz! (Kicks him repeatedly in the face)
Mub
Ugly says what?
Grub
This is my chance to be a- [is run over]
Mub
What? Your chance to be a what?
Mub
What's going on, baby girl?
Mary Katherine
Talking snails...
Mary Katherine
Talking snails.
Mub
Actually, I'm a slug. No shell over here, baby.
Squint
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cool with me, Captain.
Squint
Out of my way, saber. You answer to me now.
Matty
man that opening party was incredible check out the pictures on myspace theres one of me eating cheese off some girls titties
Matty
Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.
Aaron Green
please just lie to me and say to me i didnt miss another awesome party
Aaron Green
Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.
Matty
you missed an awesome party i woke up with glitter on my dick
Matty
You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.
Squint
Get ready to slice and dice boys!
Chet
Not into rape, just into sliders
Chet
Not into rape, just into sliders.
Chet
Spraying our guns. Spraying our guns.Spraying our guns for the bank robbery. Cuz were going in with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in the face.
Chet
Sandra we aint friends no more!
Chet
What? You already fuck my sister and I know all the details?
Chet
You deflowered my sister and I know all the fucking details!
Saddamn
This man accused me of blowing up the Chik-fil-a. Why would I want to blow up the Chik-fil-a? It's fucking delicious!
Chet
It's like you bought a Mustang and then that Mustang got AIDS
Chet
It's like, you bought a Mustang and the Mustang got AIDS.
Chet
"You have a bomb strapped to your chest and your first thought is to come to a school filled with small children?!?!?"
Chet
And your first thought, was to come to a school filled with young children.
Chet
Last night you ate a lunchable for dinner, you're a man-child!
Chet
You ate a Lunchables for dinner last night!
Chet
Hey, what the hell? You were just sitting here the whole time?
Nick
I caught the whole show. Really classy move at the end by the way. You put your tongue in her mouth right after you fucked it?
Chet
Woman is kind enough, to provide me with fellatio services, I'm not just gonna dart out of there, I'm a gentlemen.
Nick
Have a beer. The alcohol should wash the taste of yourself out of your mouth.
Chet
"painting a gun painting a gun painting a gun for the bank robbery cuz we're goin with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face" lol
Chet
[Singing] Painting our guns, painting our guns, painting our guns, for the bank robbery...cuz we're goin with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face.