Chloë Grace Moretz

Shelby

You can't call the cops without a phone.

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Mia Hall	I realize now that dying is easy living is hard
Mia Hall	I realize now that dying is easy living is hard.

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Teri	What's your book about?
Robert McCall	It's about a guy who is a knight in shining armour, except he lives in a world where knights don't exist anymore.

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Cassie Sullivan

The first wave knocked out all the power, then the second wave hit.

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Cassie Sullivan

Did you guys see that?

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Adam	Your parents seem pretty cool.
Mia Hall	So they tell me.

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Abby	Just so you know, I can't be your friend.

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Abby	Just so you know, I can't be your friend.

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Brooke	You've never kissed a boy, have you?
Dolce	Oh my god, that's so adorable!
Harlow	Maybe she's a dike.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Maybe I'll jam my foot up your snatch.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

Game on, cocksuckers!

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Your hand is on fire
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Your hand is on fire.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Pants on fire!

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Luli	Am I pretty?

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Carrie White	It's a girl.
Sue Snell	Oh my God!

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Margaret White	You are gonna go to your closet and pray-
Carrie White	No!

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Show's over, motherfuckers
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Show's over, motherfuckers.

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Sue Snell	Don't hurt me, Carrie.
Carrie White	Why not?

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Rachel Hansen

Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.

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Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass	We should be like Batman and Robin!
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	No one wants to be robin
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	No one wants to be Robin.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	You Know all that Homophobic shit makes you sound super gay
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	You know all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	It's ADRENALINE, Bitch!!
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	It's adrenaline, bitch!

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Pants on fire....
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Pants on fire.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

Kick-Ass isn't a costume. It's who you really are.

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Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass	You and me are like Batman and Robin.
Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass	Weren't you like Big Daddy's Robin?
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Robin wishes he was me.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Robin wishes he was me.

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Mikey	She's having her period!
Amanda	What do I do?!
Amanda	What do I do?
Mikey	We're just gonna have to plug it up. I got frozen peas and a sponge!

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Carolyn Stoddard	[about Barnabus] He's not staying with us forever, is he?
Carolyn Stoddard	He's not staying with us forever, is he?
David Collins	I like him.

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Rachel Hansen	PMS?
Tom	What do you know about PMS?
Rachel Hansen	More than you, Tom

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Rachel Hansen	Better that you find this out now before you come home and find her in bed with Lars from Norway.
Tom	Who's Lars from Norway?
Rachel Hansen	Just some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.

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Tom	You know, my friends are all in love with you. You know, it's like we said. Plenty of other fish in the sea. [Looks at a group of twelve year old girls who wave at him and giggle] Thanks. But, uh, those are guppies.
Tom	You know, my friends are all in love with you. You know, it's like we said. Plenty of other fish in the sea. Thanks. But, uh, those are guppies.
Rachel Hansen	[Chuckles] Yeah.
Rachel Hansen	Yeah.

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Rachel Hansen

Look, I know you think she was the one, but I don't. Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. Next time you look back, I, uh, I really think you should look again.

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Rachel Hansen	just cause some girl likes the same bizarre crap like you do doesn't make her your soulmate
Rachel Hansen	Just because some girl likes the same bizarre crap like you do doesn't make her your soulmate.

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Isabelle

This might be an adventure, and I've never had one before - outside of books, at least.

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Carolyn Stoddard	Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins	They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

Show's over, motherfuckers.

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Abby	you have to hit back, HARD
Abby	You have to hit back... HARD.

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Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass	Well how do I get a hold of you guys?
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Just contact the mayor's office. He's got this giant light he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.

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Owen	How old are you? Really.
Abby	Twelve. But I've been twelve for a very long time...

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Isabelle

I wonder what my purpose is...

Hugo Cabret

Everything has a purpose, clocks tell you the time, trains takes you to places. I'd imagine the whole world was one big machine. Machines never come with any extra parts, you know. They always come with the exact amount they need. So I figured if the entire world was one big machine... I couldn't be an extra part. I had to be here for some reason. And that means you have to be here for some reason, too.

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Carolyn Stoddard

I'm a werewolf. Get over it.

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Carolyn Stoddard	Are stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins	They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.

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Barnabas Collins	What is your age?
Carolyn Stoddard	15.
Barnabas Collins	15 and no husband.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

I have 3 million dollars in a suitcase... that long term enough for ya?

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

Show's over, motherfuckers.

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Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass	If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

So, you wanna play?

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Daddy I'm scared.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy	Come on Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Is it gunna hurt bad?
Damon Macready/Big Daddy	Ah child, only for a second sugar. A hand gun bullet travels at more than...
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	...seven hundred miles an hour.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy	...seven hundred miles an hour. So at close range like this the force is going to take you off your feet for sure, but its really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	I hate getting punched in the chest.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy	You're gunna be fine baby doll [shoots her]

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Did you see the clip? He's actually pretty good.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy	Yeah, good at getting he ass kicked. His name should be Ass Kick instead [laugh]
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	That doesn't make any sense.

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Carolyn Stoddard	I'm a werewolf, let's not make a big deal out of it...woof
Carolyn Stoddard	I'm a werewolf, let's not make a big deal out of it...woof.

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Glenda	"You like whiskey?"
Glenda	You like whiskey?
Luli McMullen	"No."
Luli McMullen	No.
Glenda	"What are you, some kinda communist?"
Glenda	What are you, some kinda communist?

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

She has many world-wide slang words which can make this movie alive. The using of cunt,cock,pussy and other combined with the humour of its story make it interesting.

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Carolyn Stoddard	Are you stoned or something ?
Carolyn Stoddard	Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins	They tried stoning me my dear, it did not work
Barnabas Collins	They tried stoning me my dear, it did not work.

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Luli	I'm never gonna fall in love with a goin' no where fast guy like you.

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Barnabas Collins	What is your age?
Carolyn Stoddard	15?
Barnabas Collins	15! And no husband!? We must put those birthing hips to good use at once!

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Isabelle

I wonder what my purpose is.

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Rachel Hansen	You should ask her.
Tom	Well, why rock the boat,that's what i'm thinking.Things are going well, you start putting labels on it?That's like the kiss of death.It's like saying 'I love you'.
Tom	Well, why rock the boat, that's what I'm thinking. Things are going well, you start putting labels on it? That's like the kiss of death. It's like saying 'I love you'.
Rachel Hansen	Yeah, I know what you mean.That's what happened between me and John.
Rachel Hansen	Yeah, I know what you mean. That's what happened between me and John.
Tom	Who the hell's John?
Rachel Hansen	My boyfriend before Mark.

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Abby	ive been 12 for a vary long time
Abby	I've been 12 for a vary long time.
Abby	I've been 12 for a very long time.

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Carolyn Stoddard	I guess the only thing missing is Alice Cooper!
Barnabas Collins	Well, she should be our guest, nonetheless!
Barnabas Collins	(as Alice Cooper sings "No More Mr. Nice Guy") Ugliest woman I've ever seen!
Barnabas Collins	[as Alice Cooper sings ['No More Mr. Nice Guy'] Ugliest woman I've ever seen!

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Barnabas Collins	What is your age?
Carolyn Stoddard	15!
Barnabas Collins	15 and no husband! We must put those birthing hips to good use at once!

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Isabelle	we can get into a trouble
Isabelle	We can get into a trouble.
Hugo Cabret	that's how you know it's an adventure
Hugo Cabret	That's how you know it's an adventure.

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Carolyn Stoddard	Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins	They tried stoning me, my dear! It did not work!

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Abby	GO AWAY!!!
Abby	GO AWAY!

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Isabelle	Very well done Hugo
Isabelle	Very well done Hugo.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

Dude, that is one gay looking taser!

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Abby	I have to hear you say it.

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Carrie

Big Momma even made Poncho happy!

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

Okay, you cunts. Let's see what you can do.

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Rachel Hansen

Quit being a pussy.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	"Show's over, Motherfuckers"
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Show's over, Motherfuckers.

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Isabelle	We could get into trouble!
Hugo Cabret	That's how you know it's an adventure.

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Isabelle	Is it a secret?
Hugo Cabret	Yes.
Isabelle	Oh good! I love secrets!

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Isabelle

Why would my key fit into your father's machine?

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Rachel Hansen	Oh boy, just because some cute girl like the same crap you do, doesnt mean she is ur soulmate
Rachel Hansen	Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.

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Greg Heffley	This place is an intellectual wasteland. But, you know, it's nice to meet someone more interested in his mind then his body.
Angie Steadman	It's completely barbaric. This place is an intellectual wasteland. But it's nice to meet a person more interested in his mind than his body.

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Abby	Owen, you have to hit back. You have to hit back hard.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	He's actually pretty good.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy	Good at getting his ass kicked. He should call himself Ass-Kick instead.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	That doesn't make any sense.

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Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass	How do I get a hold of you?
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	¡Shut up your fucking mouth and pick a weapon!
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Then shut the hell up, and pick your weapon.

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Abby	I'm not a girl...
Abby	Owen, I'm not a girl.

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Abby	I've been 12 for a really long time
Abby	I've been twelve for a very long time.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Shows over motherfuckers
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Show's over, motherfuckers.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Alright, you cunts. Let's see what you can do.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	Okay you cunts. Let's see what you can do now!

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Rachel Hansen

Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.

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Mindy Macready/Hit Girl

So, you wanna play?

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Carrie

Look! Big Momma even made Poncho happy!

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Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass	If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl	And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.