Dane Cook

Dane Cook

Highest Rated: 64% Dan in Real Life (2007)

Lowest Rated: 0% Simon Sez (1999)

Birthday: Mar 18, 1972

Birthplace: Cambridge, Massachusetts

A stand-up comic whose rock & roll sensibility and unwavering loyalty to his fan base have propelled him to become one of the most popular comedians of his generation, Dane Cook hit it big on the comedy circuit before breaking into feature films with bit parts in such movies as Buddy and Mystery Men in the late '90s. Born in Cambridge, MA, and raised in Arlington, Cook was an introverted child whose shy exterior betrayed a hyperactive and intensely creative imagination. By the time Cook was able to find his voice as a comic he was also able to recognize that his unique approach was an ideal blend of his mother's manic energy and his father's sarcastic swagger, and in 1990 it was time to take the stage for his debut stand-up performance. Having found enough success on stage to say goodbye to his day job just three short years later, Cook was finally prepared to make his bid for the big time. If his early screen roles weren't necessarily substantial enough to gain him notice on the big screen, it was his early short film Spiral that showed the promise needed for his career in front of the camera to continue gaining momentum. Back in the realm of stand-up comedy, Cook's debut release Harmful if Swallowed went certified gold after selling more than 450,000 copies in less than two years. It was around this time that the rising star first realized the career-boosting potential of the Internet, an epiphany that soon resulted in the creation of his popular personal website, danecook.com. Though the site did indeed provide the comic with a notable means to staying in touch with his rapidly growing fan base, it was Cook's subsequent MySpace page that would truly serve to show the humble comic's progressive mind for innovation. Appearances on such popular television comedy programs as The Man Show, Crank Yankers, and Jimmy Kimmel Live found success coming at a clip, and he was soon garnering roles in such features as Torque, Waiting, Employee of the Month, Dan in Real Life, My Best Friend's Girl, and Answers to Nothing. Cook would also continute to perform stand-up, releasing comedy albums and on his own stand up specials.


Highest Rated Movies



22% 400 Days Cole Dvorak Executive Producer 2016
44% Planes: Fire And Rescue Dusty $42.7M 2014
No Score Yet Planes: Vitaminamulch Air Spectacular Dusty 2014
No Score Yet Dane Cook: Troublemaker Director Actor 2014
26% Planes Dusty Crophopper $71.3M 2013
No Score Yet Guns, Girls and Gambling Sheriff Hutchins 2012
41% Detention Principal Verge 2012
9% Answers to Nothing Ryan $22.5K 2011
No Score Yet Starz Inside: Comics On Screen Actor 2009
No Score Yet Dane Cook: Isolated Incident Actor 2009
14% My Best Friend's Girl Tank $19.2M 2008
No Score Yet Comic Relief: The Greatest...and The Latest Actor 2008
No Score Yet Dane Cook: Rough Around The Edges Actor 2007
64% Dan in Real Life Mitch $30.1M 2007
5% Good Luck Chuck Charlie $35.1M 2007
55% Mr. Brooks Mr. Smith $28.5M 2007
No Score Yet Farce of the Penguins Online Penguin 2007
20% Employee of the Month Zack Bradley $28.4M 2006
No Score Yet Dane Cook: Vicious Circle Actor 2006
50% Windy City Heat Actor 2006
14% London George 2006
20% Dane Cook's Tourgasm Actor 2006
30% Waiting Floyd $16.2M 2005
No Score Yet Dave Attells's Insomniac Tour Uncensored! Actor 2005
No Score Yet Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour Uncensored! Actor 2005
23% Torque Neil Luff $21.1M 2004
61% Stuck on You Officer Fraioli $33.9M 2003
No Score Yet The Touch Bob 2003
0% Simon Sez Nick 1999
61% Mystery Men Waffler 1999
25% Buddy Fair Cop 1997
No Score Yet Flypaper Tim 1997


No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Guest 2019
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
Guest 2019
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
Guest 2015
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The View
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Guest Panelist Performer 2013
No Score Yet Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Appearing 2011
No Score Yet Hawaii Five-0
Matt Williams 2011
94% Louie
Himself Dane Cook 2011
No Score Yet It's On With Alexa Chung
Guest 2009
31% The Jay Leno Show
Guest 2009
68% American Idol
Appearing 2008
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
Host Performer 2007
No Score Yet Last Comic Standing
Appearing 2007
No Score Yet Crank Yankers
Voice 2007
No Score Yet Shorties Watchin' Shorties
Voice Performer 2004
No Score Yet Comedy Central Presents
Performer 2000
No Score Yet Suddenly Susan
Elliott 1998
No Score Yet Next Caller
Cam Dunne


Dusty says: Let's kick it up a notch!

Dusty Crophopper says: I've flown thousands and thousands of miles, and have never gone anywhere.

Dusty Crophopper says: I'm afraid of heights.

Zack Bradley says: Well, good luck murdering your husband.

Granny says: Zacky! What's my pin number?

Zack Bradley says: 1234 Grandma, now we have to change it again!

Zack Bradley says: We might be different on the outside, but we're all pink on the inside.

Vince Downey says: That's right, we're pink like vaginas.

Principal Verge says: I make 40Gs a year plus dental. You may not have a Skittle!

Principal Verge says: I make 40 'G's' a year plus dental. You may not have a Skittle!

Principal Verge says: Who taught you have to make a snuff porno?! Lady Gaga?

Principal Verge says: Ten A.M. to Ten P.M.

Dan says: We need to seize the day. Be enthusiastic.

Floyd says: [enthusiastically] Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!

Floyd says: [to Mitch] Welcome to Thunderdome, Bitch.

Vince Downey says: Do you know what this is?

Zack Bradley says: Yes, that's a 10 Times larger than life replica of your penis.

Vince Downey says: Oh that's hal-arious, look Zack I know you don't care about your job, but i do.

Zack Bradley says: And i want to thank you for caring about by job really i do.

Vince Downey says: My Job, jerkoff.

Ryan says: I trust you Mom.

Ryan says: Its been nine years. He's never coming back.