Denis Ménochet

Denis Ménochet

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

95% By the Grace of God (Grâce à Dieu) François Debord 2019
45% Mary Magdalene Actor 2019
100% Only the Animals (Seules les bêtes) Michel 2019
95% Custody (Jusqu'à la garde) Antoine 2018
24% 7 Days in Entebbe Jacques Le Moine 2018
67% The Emperor of Paris (L'Empereur de Paris) Actor 2018
No Score Yet Tráiler de 7 días en Entebbe Jacques Lemoine 2018
75% Old Boys Babinot 2018
18% Assassin's Creed McGowan $54.7M 2016
62% The Program Johan Bruyneel 2016
No Score Yet Norfolk Actor 2015
No Score Yet Eyjafjallojökull Actor 2014
89% Grand Central Toni 2014
No Score Yet Ablations Pastor Cartalas 2014
88% In the House Rapha Père $0.5M 2013
No Score Yet Avant que de tout perdre (Just Before Losing Everything) Antoine 2013
No Score Yet Nos héros sont morts ce soir Actor 2013
15% Special Forces Lucas $11.3K 2012
No Score Yet Je me suis fait tout petit Yvan 2012
45% The Adopted (Les adoptés) Actor 2011
No Score Yet Le Skylab Tonton Roger 2011
43% Robin Hood Adhemar $105.3M 2010
No Score Yet Lily Sometimes (pieds Nus Sur Les Limaces) Pierre 2010
89% Inglourious Basterds Perrier LaPadite $120.6M 2009
74% La Vie en Rose (La Mome) Orly Journalist $10.2M 2007
86% La Moustache Waiter 2005

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

100% Spotless
2015-2016
Martin
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Masterpiece
1971-2014
Pierre Michel
  • 2010

QUOTES FROM Denis Ménochet CHARACTERS

Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk?
Perrier LaPadite
Probably not.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them. All you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide, but there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Führer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
I'm going to switch back to French now and I want you to follow my masquerade. Is that clear?
Perrier LaPadite
[Bitterly] Yes.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
[In French] Monsieur LaPadite... I thank you for the milk... and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [To soldiers] Ah, ladies! I thank you for your time. *Points out areas to soldiers* We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur... mademoiselles... I bid farewell to you and say... adieu! *Soldiers shoot into floorboards*
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
[In French] Monsieur LaPadite... I thank you for the milk... and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [To soldiers] Ah, ladies! I thank you for your time. [Points out areas to soldiers] We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur... mademoiselles... I bid farewell to you and say... adieu! [Soldiers shoot into floorboards]
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you?
Perrier LaPadite
[Pause] Yes.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Point out to me the areas where they are hiding.
Perrier LaPadite
*Points out areas, weeping*
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Since I haven't heard any disturbance I assume, while they are listening, they don't speak English.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
[Between puffs] Now... my job... dictates... that I must have my men enter your home... and conduct a thorough search before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. That is, unless you have something to tell me that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. I might add also that any information that makes a performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment. Actually quite the contrary, it will be met with reward. And that reward will be your family will cease to be harassed in any way by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. [Pause] You are sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?
Perrier LaPadite
[Pause] Yes.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar - he looks everywhere he would hide. But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Fuhrer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. [Pause] May I smoke my pipe as well?
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar - he looks everywhere he would hide. But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Fuhrer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. [Pause] May I smoke my pipe as well?
Perrier LaPadite
Please, Herr Colonel, make yourself at home.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Yet they're both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail they even rather look alike, don't they?
Perrier LaPadite
It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Ah! However interesting as the thought may be it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?
Perrier LaPadite
Probably not.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel toward them?
Perrier LaPadite
Rats spread disease. They bite people.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. I propose to you any disease a rat could spread a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree?
Perrier LaPadite
Oui.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you?
Perrier LaPadite
Non.
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. The Fuhrer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in; it's a hostile world, indeed! If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility?
Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa
Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk?
Perrier LaPadite
I suppose I would.
Perrier LaPadite
Probably not.