Denis Ménochet
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Highest Rated Movies
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94%
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92%
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89%
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88%
Filmography
MOVIES
| RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22% | 7 Days in Entebbe |
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— | 2018 |
| 94% | Custody (Jusqu'à la garde) |
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— | 2017 |
| 18% | Assassin's Creed |
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$54.7M | 2016 |
| 61% | The Program |
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— | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | Norfolk |
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— | 2015 |
| No Score Yet | Eyjafjallojökull |
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— | 2014 |
| 92% | Grand Central |
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— | 2014 |
| No Score Yet | Ablations |
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— | 2014 |
| 89% | In the House |
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$0.5M | 2013 |
| No Score Yet | Avant que de tout perdre (Just Before Losing Everything) |
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— | 2013 |
| No Score Yet | Nos héros sont morts ce soir |
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— | 2013 |
| 15% | Special Forces |
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$11.3k | 2012 |
| No Score Yet | Je me suis fait tout petit |
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— | 2012 |
| 56% | The Adopted (Les adoptés) |
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— | 2011 |
| No Score Yet | Le Skylab |
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— | 2011 |
| 43% | Robin Hood |
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$105.3M | 2010 |
| No Score Yet | Lily Sometimes (pieds Nus Sur Les Limaces) |
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— | 2010 |
| 88% | Inglourious Basterds |
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$120.6M | 2009 |
| 74% | La Vie en Rose (La Mome) |
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$10.2M | 2007 |
| 86% | La Moustache |
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— | 2005 |
TV
| RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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| 100% |
Spotless
2015-2016
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| No Score Yet |
Masterpiece
1971-2014
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Quotes from Denis Ménochet's Characters
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | Probably not. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them. All you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide, but there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Führer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | I'm going to switch back to French now and I want you to follow my masquerade. Is that clear? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | [Bitterly] Yes. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | [In French] Monsieur LaPadite... I thank you for the milk... and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [To soldiers] Ah, ladies! I thank you for your time. *Points out areas to soldiers* We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur... mademoiselles... I bid farewell to you and say... adieu! *Soldiers shoot into floorboards* |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | [In French] Monsieur LaPadite... I thank you for the milk... and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [To soldiers] Ah, ladies! I thank you for your time. [Points out areas to soldiers] We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur... mademoiselles... I bid farewell to you and say... adieu! [Soldiers shoot into floorboards] |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | [Pause] Yes. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Point out to me the areas where they are hiding. |
| Perrier LaPadite: | *Points out areas, weeping* |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Since I haven't heard any disturbance I assume, while they are listening, they don't speak English. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | [Between puffs] Now... my job... dictates... that I must have my men enter your home... and conduct a thorough search before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. That is, unless you have something to tell me that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. I might add also that any information that makes a performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment. Actually quite the contrary, it will be met with reward. And that reward will be your family will cease to be harassed in any way by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. [Pause] You are sheltering enemies of the state, are you not? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | [Pause] Yes. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar - he looks everywhere he would hide. But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Fuhrer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. [Pause] May I smoke my pipe as well? |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar - he looks everywhere he would hide. But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Fuhrer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. [Pause] May I smoke my pipe as well? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | Please, Herr Colonel, make yourself at home. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Yet they're both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail they even rather look alike, don't they? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Ah! However interesting as the thought may be it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | Probably not. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel toward them? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | Rats spread disease. They bite people. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. I propose to you any disease a rat could spread a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | Oui. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | Non. |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. The Fuhrer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in; it's a hostile world, indeed! If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility? |
| Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: | Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk? |
| Perrier LaPadite: | I suppose I would. |
| Perrier LaPadite: | Probably not. |