Don Calfa

Don Calfa

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Sharkskin Joey "Snot" 2015
No Score Yet More Brains! A Return To The Living Dead Actor 2011
No Score Yet The 4th Tenor Bum No.2 2002
No Score Yet Downward Angel Adam 2000
43% Dr. Dolittle Patient at Hammersmith 1998
No Score Yet Progeny Jimmy Stevens 1998
No Score Yet Necronomicon: Book of the Dead Mr. Benedict 1994
40% Stay Tuned Wetzel 1992
No Score Yet Me Myself and I Irving 1992
85% Bugsy Louie Dragna 1991
No Score Yet Chopper Chicks in Zombietown Ralph 1989
54% Weekend at Bernie's Paulie 1989
53% The Presidio Howard Buckely 1988
No Score Yet Blue Movies Max 1988
No Score Yet Talking Walls Andre 1987
No Score Yet Treasure of the Moon Goddess Harold Grand 1987
60% Running Scared Women's Room Lawyer 1986
91% The Return of the Living Dead Ernie 1985
No Score Yet E. Nick: A Legend in His Own Mind Actor 1984
No Score Yet The Man Who Wasn't There Tohfo 1983
71% The Star Chamber Lawrence Monk 1983
No Score Yet Shooting Stars Actor 1983
No Score Yet The Day the Bubble Burst Mr. Cinelli 1982
79% The Postman Always Rings Twice Goebel 1981
39% 1941 Telephone Operator 1979
76% The Rose Don Frank 1979
68% 10 Neighbor 1979
72% Foul Play Scarface 1978
58% New York, New York Gilbert 1977
14% Nickelodeon Waldo 1976
No Score Yet Peeper (Fat Chance) Rosie 1975
No Score Yet Shanks Motorcycle Gang 1974
No Score Yet Bank Shot Stosh Gornik 1974
No Score Yet Rhinoceros Waiter 1974
57% Cinderella Liberty Lewis 1973
No Score Yet Rainbow Gang Mazella 1973
50% Greaser's Palace Morris 1972
No Score Yet No More Excuses Priest 1968

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Less Than Perfect
2002-2009
Uncle Nicky
  • 2003
No Score Yet Boy Meets World
1993-2000
Frank
  • 1994
  • 1993
No Score Yet Beverly Hills, 90210
1990-2000
Howard Stern
  • 1993
No Score Yet Doogie Howser, M.D.
1989-1993
Carmine
  • 1993
  • 1991
  • 1990
No Score Yet Murder, She Wrote
1984-1996
Cliff Vinnie
  • 1993
  • 1988
No Score Yet Night Court
1984-1992
Miles
  • 1984
No Score Yet Barney Miller
1975-1982
Thief Kendall Eddie Leon Thompson De Luca
  • 1981
  • 1979
  • 1978
  • 1977
No Score Yet The Bionic Woman
1976-1978
Petie `The Weasel' Regan
  • 1978
No Score Yet Kojak
1973-1978
Burgess
  • 1975

QUOTES FROM Don Calfa CHARACTERS

Ernie
(talking to Burt before he goes outside to make a run for it; past the zombies) - Burt...That favor that you owe me...Watch your ass out there.
Ernie
(talking to Burt before he goes outside to make a run for it; past the zombies) Burt. That favor that you owe me...watch your ass out there.
Ernie
(after seeing the cops get attacked by a bunch of zombies) - This place...everybody that comes in...gets swallowed up.
Ernie
(after seeing the cops get attacked by a bunch of zombies) This place everybody that comes in gets swallowed up.
Ernie
(speaking to the female zombie; who's tied to a table) - Eating brains, how does that make you feel?
Ernie
(speaking to the female zombie; who's tied to a table) Eating brains, how does that make you feel?
1/2 Lady Corpse
It makes the pain...go away.
1/2 Lady Corpse
It makes the pain go away.
Ernie
(speaking to the female zombie; who's tied to a table) - You can hear me?
Ernie
(speaking to the female zombie; who's tied to a table) You can hear me?
1/2 Lady Corpse
...Yes.
1/2 Lady Corpse
Yes.
Ernie
Why do you eat people?
1/2 Lady Corpse
Not people...Brains.
1/2 Lady Corpse
Not people. Brains.
Ernie
Brains only?
Ernie
...Why?
Ernie
Why?
1/2 Lady Corpse
The paaaaain.
Ernie
What about the pain?
1/2 Lady Corpse
The pain...of being dead.
Ernie
(looks to Burt and Spider) - It...It hurts to be dead?
Ernie
(looks to Burt and Spider) It...It hurts to be dead?
1/2 Lady Corpse
I can feel myself rot.
Ernie
(after checking out Freddy's state of health) - You know, it...looks like rigor mortis is setting in.
Ernie
(after checking out Freddy's state of health) You know, it looks like rigor mortis is setting in.
Freddy
(crying) - Rigor mortis...What do you mean, rigor mortis?
Freddy
(crying) Rigor mortis. What do you mean, rigor mortis?
Scuz
(scared) - Hey, God. You're dead...You're dead, and you're gonna turn into one of those things out there!!!
Scuz
(scared) Hey, God. You're dead. You're dead, and you're gonna turn into one of those things out there!!!
Freddy
(crying) - No...No!
Freddy
(crying) No...No!
Ernie
(opens the door after hearing the kids banging on it, and points his gun) - Freeze or you're dead!
Ernie
(opens the door after hearing the kids banging on it, and points his gun) Freeze or you're dead!
Spider
Don't shoot, man!
Ernie
Are you crazy? Are you on PCP?