Ewan McGregor

Highest Rated: 100% Humpback Whales (2015)

Lowest Rated: 9% Eye of the Beholder (2000)

Birthday: Mar 31, 1971

Birthplace: Crieff, Scotland

Ewan McGregor rocketed to fame over a short period of time, thanks to a brilliant turn as a heroin addict in Trainspotting and the good fortune of being selected by George Lucas and co. to portray the young Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars prequel Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace. Because Menace arrived amid concomitant fanfare and massive prerelease expectations in early summer 1999, McGregor's appearance in the new trilogy drew a whirlwind of media attention and elicited a series of roles in additional box-office blockbusters, launching the then 28-year-old actor into megastardom. Born on March 31, 1971, in the Scottish town of Crieff, on the southern edge of the Highlands, McGregor joined the Perth Repertory Theatre after high school graduation and subsequently trained at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. His studies at Guildhall led to a key role in Dennis Potter's 1993 Lipstick on Your Collar, a made-for-television musical comedy set during the Suez Crisis. That same year, McGregor received first billing in the British television miniseries Scarlet & Black, an adaptation of Henri Beyle Stendhal's 1830 period novel about a young social climber in post-Napoleonic, late 19th century Europe. McGregor made a well-pedigreed cinematic debut, with a bit part in Bill Forsyth's episodic American drama Being Human (1993), starring Robin Williams. The picture, however, undeservedly flopped and closed almost as soon as it opened, rendering McGregor's contribution ineffectual. The actor continued to turn up on television on both sides of the Atlantic until late 1996; some of his more notable work during this period includes his turn as a beleaguered gunman in an episode of ER and the Cold War episode of Tales From the Crypt, in which he plays a vampiric thief. McGregor landed his cinematic breakthrough role with Danny Boyle's noirish, heavily stylized Shallow Grave (1994). In that film, he essays the role of Alex, a journalist who finds himself in a horrendous position after a murder. He appeared in Carl Prechezer's little-seen British surfing parable Blue Juice (1995) and Peter Greenaway's The Pillow Book (1996) before losing almost 30 pounds and shaving his head for his turn as heroin addict Mark Renton in Trainspotting, his sophomore collaboration with Danny Boyle, which gained the attention of critics and audiences worldwide. McGregor then took a 180-degree turn (and projected unflagging versatility) by portraying Frank Churchill in the elegant historical comedy Emma (1996).McGregor continued to work at an impressive pace after Emma, with appearances in Brassed Off (1996), Nightwatch (1998), The Serpent's Kiss (1997), and yet another project with Danny Boyle, the 1997 fantasy A Life Less Ordinary. (The latter film concludes on a raffish note, with an animated puppet of Ewan McGregor dressed in a kilt that bears the McGregor family tartan). In 1998, the actor signed to appear in the Star Wars prequels. (Lucas' decision to hire McGregor for Obi-Wan in the Star Wars prequels was hardly capricious; his uncle, Denis Lawson, had appeared as Wedge Antilles, decades earlier, in the original three installments of the series.) That same year, McGregor contributed a fine performance to Todd Haynes' Velvet Goldmine, with his portrayal of an iconoclastic, Iggy Pop-like singer during the 1970s glam rock era.As the new millennium dawned, McGregor had a full slate of projects before him, including several for his own production shingle, Natural Nylon, co-founded by McGregor and fellow actors Jude Law, Sean Pertwee, Sadie Frost, and fellow Trainspotter Jonny Lee Miller. Pat Murphy's biopic Nora (2000, co-produced by Wim Wenders' banner Road Movies Filmproduktion and by Metropolitan pictures), represented one of the first films to emerge from this production house. As a dramatization of the real-life relationship between James Joyce and Nora Barnacle, Nora stars McGregor as Joyce and Susan Lynch as the eponymous Nora. The actor staye

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

MOVIES

		CREDIT
No Score Yet	Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)	Black Mask	—	2020
73%	Christopher Robin	Christopher Robin	—	2018
32%	Zoe	Cole	—	2018
71%	Beauty and the Beast	Lumiere	$504M	2017
80%	T2 Trainspotting	Mark Renton	$2.4M	2017
21%	American Pastoral	Swede Levov Director	$0.6M	2016
72%	Our Kind of Traitor	Perry	$3.2M	2016
77%	Last Days In The Desert	Yeshua / The Demon	—	2016
73%	Miles Ahead	Dave Brill	—	2016
42%	Jane Got a Gun	Colin McCann	$1M	2016
No Score Yet	The Bug	Actor	—	2016
12%	Mortdecai	Martland	$6.9M	2015
64%	Son of a Gun	Brendan Lynch	—	2015
100%	Humpback Whales	Narrator	—	2015
73%	Thunder and the House of Magic	Actor	$1.7M	2014
33%	A Million Ways to Die in the West	Cowboy at Fair	$37.4M	2014
No Score Yet	Born to be King	Actor	—	2014
66%	August: Osage County	Bill Fordham	$29.3M	2013
44%	The Unbelievers	Actor	—	2013
No Score Yet	Charge	Narrator	—	2013
53%	Jack the Giant Slayer	Elmont	$65.2M	2013
81%	The Impossible	Henry	$19M	2012
66%	Salmon Fishing in the Yemen	Dr. Alfred Jones	$4.8M	2012
56%	Perfect Sense	Michael	$2.1K	2012
80%	Haywire	Kenneth	$19M	2012
85%	Beginners	Oliver	$5.8M	2011
No Score Yet	Astronaut	Actor	—	2011
No Score Yet	Fastest	Narrator	—	2011
No Score Yet	Battle of Britain	Presenter	—	2011
71%	I Love You Phillip Morris	Phillip Morris	$2.1M	2010
76%	Nanny McPhee Returns	Mr. Green	$29M	2010
44%	Jackboots on Whitehall	Chris	—	2010
84%	The Ghost Writer	The Ghost	$11.1M	2010
51%	The Men Who Stare at Goats	Bob Wilton	$32.5M	2009
20%	Amelia	Gene Vidal	$14.2M	2009
37%	Angels & Demons	Camerlengo	$133.4M	2009
20%	Incendiary	Jasper	—	2009
11%	Deception	Jonathan McQuarry	$4.6M	2008
46%	Cassandra's Dream	Ian	$0.9M	2007
67%	Miss Potter	Norman Warne	$2.9M	2007
No Score Yet	Troy's Story: The Legend of Superbike Champion Troy Bayliss	Narrator	—	2007
40%	Scenes of a Sexual Nature	Actor	—	2006
34%	Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker	Ian Rider	$0.6M	2006
No Score Yet	The Doctor, the Tornado & the Kentucky Kid	Narrator	—	2006
26%	Stay	Sam Foster	$3.4M	2005
32%	Valiant	Valiant	$19.4M	2005
40%	The Island	Lincoln Six Echo/Tom Lincoln	$35.9M	2005
80%	Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith	Obi-Wan Kenobi	—	2005
64%	Robots	Rodney Copperbottom	$128.2M	2005
63%	Young Adam	Joe	$0.7M	2004
53%	Faster	Narrator	—	2004
No Score Yet	Spooks and Creeps	Actor	—	2004
75%	Big Fish	Young Ed Bloom	$66.3M	2003
60%	Down With Love	Catcher Block	$20.2M	2003
65%	Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones	Obi-Wan Kenobi	$308M	2002
No Score Yet	In the Wild	Host	—	2002
76%	Black Hawk Down	Grimes	$108.6M	2001
76%	Moulin Rouge!	Christian	$55.1M	2001
64%	Nora	James Joyce Producer	—	2001
No Score Yet	R2-D2: Beneath the Dome	Himself	—	2001
9%	Eye of the Beholder	the Eye	—	2000
No Score Yet	Anno Domini	Actor	—	2000
No Score Yet	Tube Tales	Director	—	1999
54%	Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace	Obi-Wan Kenobi	$431.1M	1999
30%	Rogue Trader	Nick Leeson	—	1999
79%	Little Voice	Billy	—	1998
57%	Velvet Goldmine	Curt Wild	—	1998
28%	Nightwatch	Martin Bells	—	1998
No Score Yet	Desserts	Actor	—	1998
39%	A Life Less Ordinary	Robert	—	1997
66%	The Pillow Book	Jerome	—	1997
79%	Brassed Off	Andy	—	1997
No Score Yet	The Serpent's Kiss	Meneer Chrome Director	—	1997
84%	Emma	Frank Churchill	—	1996
90%	Trainspotting	Mark Renton	—	1996
No Score Yet	Blue Juice	Dean Raymond	—	1995
69%	Shallow Grave	Alex Law	—	1995
54%	Being Human	Alvarez	—	1994

TV

		CREDIT
No Score Yet	The View 1997	Guest Appearing	2019 2018 2016
No Score Yet	Nature 1982	Host Narrator	2019 2002
No Score Yet	Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014	Guest	2018 2017
No Score Yet	The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 2015	Guest	2018 2017
No Score Yet	The Late Late Show With James Corden 2015	Guest	2018 2017 2016
No Score Yet	The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2003	Guest	2018 2015 2012 2010 2009 2008
No Score Yet	Close Up With the Hollywood Reporter 2015	Panelist	2017
97%	Fargo 2014-2017	Emmit Stussy; Ray Stussy	2017
No Score Yet	Variety Studio: Actors on Actors 2015		2017
No Score Yet	Jimmy Kimmel Live 2003	Guest	2017 2016 2015 2013 2012
No Score Yet	The Graham Norton Show 2007	Guest	2017 2016 2012
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 2014	Guest	2016 2015 2014
62%	Doll & Em 2014-2015	Ewan	2015 2014
No Score Yet	CBS This Morning 2012	Guest	2012
No Score Yet	Conan 2010	Guest	2012
No Score Yet	Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 2009-2014	Guest	2012
No Score Yet	Sunday Morning 2011-2018	Appearing	2012
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1992-2014	Guest	2012 2003 2002 2001
No Score Yet	The Jay Leno Show 2009-2010	Guest	2009
No Score Yet	Top Gear 2002	Guest	2008 2007
No Score Yet	ER 1994-2009	Duncan Stewart	1997
82%	Tales from the Crypt 1989-1996		1996

QUOTES FROM Ewan McGregor CHARACTERS

Qui-Gon Jinn	Battle Droids?
Obi-Wan Kenobi	It's an invasion Army.
Qui-Gon Jinn	This is an odd play for the Trade Federation. You got to warn the Naboo incontact Chancellor valorum. Let's split up. Stow aboard separate ships and meet down on the planet.
Obi-Wan Kenobi	You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short.

Obi-Wan Kenobi	How do you think this trade viceroyalty of the Chancellor's demands?
Qui-Gon Jinn	These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.

Lumiere	Look, a girl!
Cogsworth	I can see it's a girl, you fool!
Lumiere	What if she is the one?

Obi-Wan Kenobi	I have taught you everything I know. and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be. but be patient, Anakin. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.
Obi-Wan Kenobi	I have taught you everything I know and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be, but be patient Anakin. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.

Brendan Lynch	If you want to take action then make it count. No half measures. Because unless you're fighting plaque, this is not gonna stop Dave and his cronies. Now son, I can sort this for you but then I'm gonna need your help on the outside.
JR	To do what?
Brendan Lynch	What do you think? I'm looking at 20 years without parole in this shithole. 25, once I sort your wee problem.

Brendan Lynch

You obviously didn't hear me the first time; keep your nose out of other peoples stuff.

Martland

I am not an alcoholic, I am a drunk! And there is a difference...

Martland

Will it be alright in the end?

Bill Fordham	You're so goddamn self-righteous, you know that?
Barbara Weston	Surely you must have realized when you started porkin' Pippi Longstockin' that you were due for some self-righteousness, just a smudge of indignation on my part!

Bill Fordham

You're thoughtful, Barbara, but you're not open. You're passionate, but you're hard. You're a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman, and I love you, but - YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS!

Barbara Weston	Eat
Violet Weston	I'm not hungry!
Barbara Weston	Eat that fish!
Bill Fordham	No!
Barbara Weston	Eat that fish B**ch!!!
Barbara Weston	Eat that fish Bitch!

Cowboy at Fair

"Take your hat off boy, that's a Dollar"

Jean Fordham	(her mother slapped her) I hate you!
Bill Fordham	(to Barbara) What's the matter with you?

Violet Weston	Truth is that you just can't compete with a younger woman. It's just one of those unfair life. Is there a younger woman involved?
Barbara Weston	It isn't enough on this topic?
Bill Fordham	Yes, there is a younger woman.
Violet Weston	Well, see? Odds are against you there, babe.

Martin Bells

Wise men sy he will choose darkness, for it is easier to destroy the light within himself than to fight the darkness without.

Ed Bloom (Young)	(first lines) There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than the other fish, they're just touched by somethin' extra.
Ed Bloom (Young)	There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than the other fish, they're just touched by somethin' extra.

Ed Bloom (Young)	And now what are you doin'?
Norther Winslow	I'm robbin' this place!

Ed Bloom (Young)	I just saw the woman I'm gonna marry. I know it. But I lost her.
Amos Calloway	Oh, tough break. Well, most men have to get married before they lose their wives.
Ed Bloom (Young)	I'm gonna spend every day for the rest of my life lookin' for her. That, or die alone!
Amos Calloway	Damn, kid. Lemme guess. Real pretty? Reddish-blondish hair? Blue dress?
Ed Bloom (Young)	Yeah!
Amos Calloway	I know her uncle. Friends of the family.
Ed Bloom (Young)	Who is she? Where does she live?
Amos Calloway	Forget it, kid, don't waste your time. She's out of your league.
Ed Bloom (Young)	What do you mean? You don't even know me.

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	I hate you!
Obi-Wan Kenobi	You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.

Ping	(In Cantonese) Who are you?
Ping	Who are you?
Ed Bloom (Young)	(In Cantonese) Please, I'm not gonna hurt you.
Ed Bloom (Young)	Please, I'm not gonna hurt you.
Ping	(In Cantonese) Damn right you're not! GUARD!
Ping	Damn right you're not! Guard!

Merrick	We're going to have to put you under some tests.
Lincoln Six Echo	What kind of tests?
Merrick	Nice tests...

Joe Taylor

We run our course.

Ed Bloom (Young)

It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lackin' in the social niceties.

Ed Bloom (Young)

And what I recall of Sunday school was that the more difficult somethin' became, the more rewardin' it in the end.

Ed Bloom (Young)

The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never bein' caught.

Elmont

I may not be the hero of this story, but at least I get to see the end of it!

Young Oliver	This music’s old.
Young Oliver	This music's old.
Georgia	It’s black, black music is the deepest cause they suffeIn my next life I'm gonna marry a good hot blooded Jew - someone full of emotion. red the most, them and the Jews.
Georgia	It's black, black music is the deepest cause they suffeIn my next life I'm gonna marry a good hot blooded Jew - someone full of emotion. red the most, them and the Jews.
Oliver	I'm Jewish right?
Georgia	You're a quarter, I'm a half, your father's none. He has the least emotions, You'll have more emotions than him, but I'll have the most emotions.

Elliot	What was that?
Oliver	Historical consciousness... you know, something bigger than myself.
Oliver	Historical consciousness. You know, something bigger than myself.

Elliot	I know! (Getting his criticism more) You’re not very supportive.
Elliot	I know! You're not very supportive.
Oliver	Well, its just copying something someone did, like, 30 years ago in the Bronx.
Oliver	Well, its just copying something someone did like 30 years ago in the Bronx.
Elliot	Well yeah. I’m part of a tradition of civil disobedience, something bigger than myself.
Elliot	Well yeah. I'm part of a tradition of civil disobedience, something bigger than myself.

Oliver	Jesus, Liz. Another band that wants portraits.
Liz	Well, at least it pays the rent.
Oliver	You do something decent once, and that’s all people ever want.
Oliver	You do something decent once, and that's all people ever want.

Elmont	i had this jack i had it
Elmont	I had this jack, I had it.

Sick Boy	All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of the Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
Mark Renton	What about The Untouchables?
Sick Boy	I don't rate that at all.
Mark Renton	Despite the Academy award?
Mark Renton	Despite the Academy Award?
Sick Boy	That means fuck all. The sympathy vote.

Elmont

Well done, Jack! Well Done!

Tom Lincoln

Lots and lots of sex.

King Brahmwell	So what did you find out there, do these giants have any weaknesses?
King Brahmwell	So what did you find out there? Do these giants have any weaknesses?
Elmont	Not many no.
Elmont	Not many, no.

Jack	Am I dead?
Elmont	Not just yet.

Obi-Wan Kenobi	It's over Anakin! I have the high ground.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	You underestimate my power!
Obi-Wan Kenobi	Don't try it.

Obi-Wan Kenobi	Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	No, the Jedi are evil!
Obi-Wan Kenobi	But then you are lost!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I have failed you Anakin. I have failed you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

You will become a Jedi, I promise.

Mark Renton

Straight away he clocked us for what we were. Small-time wasters with an accidental big deal.

Mark Renton	Sick Boy is seriously lacking in moral fiber.
Dealer	But he knows a lot about Sean Connery.
Mark Renton	That's hardly a substitute.

Henry	(Reading note) We are at the beach...
Henry	[reading note] We are at the beach...

Henry

Not again! We left the alarm on didn't we?

Gloria	Do you want to come up for a coffee?
Andy	I don't drink coffee.
Gloria	I haven't got any.

Michael

Fat and flour!

Henry

I will find them, I'll promise you that.

Mark Renton

: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference

Mark Renton

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.

Anna	But now I'm always in a new apartment or in another hotel somewhere.
Oliver	How do you keep hold of friends? Or boyfriends?
Anna	Makes it very easy to end up alone. To leave people.
Oliver	You can stay in the same place and still find ways to leave people.

Christian	Luckily!... an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof... he was quickly join by a dwarf dressed as a nun...
Christian	Luckily! An unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof... He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.

Obi-Wan Kenobi	You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
Obi-Wan Kenobi	Your new empire?
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	Don't make me kill you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi	Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi	Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	You will try.

Dr. Alfred Jones

Up his arse with a meter ruler!

Dr. Alfred Jones

I'm more of a facts and figures man.

Dr. Alfred Jones

For future reference, I have a 32 inch waist line, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot. Not a 34. No pies for me.

Sheikh Muhammed	Faith, Dr. Alfred?
Dr. Alfred Jones	Damn it. Yes, alright then, faith!

Satine	You've got to go on, Christian.
Christian	Can't go on without you, though
Christian	Can't go on without you, though.

Christian

You'll be alright. You'll be alright. I know you'll be alright.

Christian

I wanted to shut out what Toulouse had said, but he filled me with such doubt. So I returned to the Moulin Rouge one last time.

Curt Wild

The world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.

Michael

I need you to come back to me.

Michael

Life goes on.

Mark Renton

Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Mark Renton

1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.

Mark Renton

We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!

Kenneth

You should not think of her as a woman. That would be a mistake.

Dr. Alfred Jones	Oh no, the Ministry of Defence don't like uncertainty, so if someone was dead, they'd just say dead.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot	Can you stop using that word?
Dr. Alfred Jones	Sorry.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Blast! This is why I hate flying!

Obi-Wan Kenobi	You were the Chosen One! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	I hate you!
Obi-Wan Kenobi	You were my brother, Anakin; I loved you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi	I have failed you, Anakin; I have failed you.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	I should've known the Jedi were plotting to take over!
Obi-Wan Kenobi	Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
Obi-Wan Kenobi	Well, then you are lost!

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!
Obi-Wan Kenobi	Only a Sith deals in absolutes; I will do what I must.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	You will try.

Christian	The Woman i loved is.............dead
Christian	The woman I loved is... dead.

Anna	I'm going to have to kill you now.
Oliver	And it was going so well.

Mr. Kane	She called to tell me she was going to Barcelona
Mr. Kane	She called to tell me she was going to Barcelona.
Kenneth	What did she say?
Mr. Kane	I'm going to Barcelona
Mr. Kane	I'm going to Barcelona.

Dr. Alfred Jones	I don't know anyone who goes to church anymore
Dr. Alfred Jones	I don't know anyone who goes to church anymore.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot	Hmm, I don't think I do either
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot	Hmm, I don't think I do either.
Dr. Alfred Jones	On Sunday, we go to Target.

Sheikh Muhammed	You're not a religious man?
Dr. Alfred Jones	No. No, I'm not.
Sheikh Muhammed	But you're a fisherman, Dr. Jones.
Dr. Alfred Jones	I'm sorry, I don't follow.
Sheikh Muhammed	How many hours do you fish before you catch something? Dozens?
Dr. Alfred Jones	Gosh, hundreds sometimes.
Sheikh Muhammed	Is that a good use of your time for a facts-and-figures man? But you persist in the wind and the rain and the cold with such poor odds of success. Why? Because you're a man of faith, Dr. Alfred.

Christian

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Lincoln Six Echo

What's God?

Rodney Copperbottom	How many are left?
Fender	Let me check... [goes to window, only to find a huge lot of robots waiting to be repaired] Heh. A few.
Rodney Copperbottom	A FEW?!

Mace Windu	I'm going to end this once and for all!
Mace Windu	I'm going to put an end to this, once and for all!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	You can't. he must stand trail.
Obi-Wan Kenobi	You can't. he must stand trail.
Mace Windu	He has control over the senate and the corurts he's too dangerous to be left alive
Mace Windu	He has control over the senate and the corurts he's too dangerous to be left alive.
Mace Windu	He has control of the senate and all the courts. He is too dangerous to be left alive!
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious	I'm to weak oh don't kill me please
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious	I'm to weak oh don't kill me please.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine	But, I'm too weak. Don't kill me.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	it's not the jedi way he must live
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	It's not the jedi way he must live.
Anakin Skywalker	That's not the Jedi way. He must live.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious	please don't
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious	Please don't.
Anakin Skywalker	I need him!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	I need him!
Anakin Skywalker	Nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand]
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious	please no.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious	Please no.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine	Power, unlimited power!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand]
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	Nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand]
Mace Windu	ahhhhhh!
Mace Windu	Ahhhhhh!
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious	POWER!
Obi-Wan Kenobi	ULDLIMATE POWER!

Obi-Wan Kenobi	You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader	Don't lecture me Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I have a bad feeling about this.

Dr. Alfred Jones	"It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible."
Dr. Alfred Jones	It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible.

Dr. Alfred Jones	"It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible."
Dr. Alfred Jones	It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible.

Sam Foster	Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art because it documents human failure
Sam Foster	Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art because it documents human failure.

Paul	I'm assuming the motive of everyone involved is strictly professional.
Kenneth	Paul, the motive is money. The motive is always money...

Dr. Alfred Jones	I love her.
Capt. Robert Mayers	Does she love you?
Dr. Alfred Jones	I don't know now. Yesterday, you weren't alive.
Capt. Robert Mayers	Well, I apologize for not being dead in a ditch.
Dr. Alfred Jones	I don't think I can accept your apology.
Capt. Robert Mayers	Is that a joke?
Dr. Alfred Jones	Yes, yes, sort of. I'm not... I've never been very good at jokes.

Sheikh Muhammed	You think I'm mad?
Dr. Alfred Jones	No, Your Excellency, I-
Sheikh Muhammed	Of course you do. I would question your judgement if you did not.

Alex Law

Tell me Cameron. Just tell me because I'd like to know. What makes you think that we would want to share an apartment with someone like you?

Catcher Block

You see Lola shakes her maracas, and Rosa bounces her bongos, while Nina is all hands-120 words per minute.

Screecher	ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Steven Russell	What the hell is that?
Phillip Morris	Oh that is the Screecher next door. He does that all night. I swear to God, I don't get any sleep ever. Drives me fucking crazy.

Phillip Morris

You're not even a fucking lawyer are you?! You fucking liar!

Phillip Morris	Steven! Steven!
Steven Russell	What the hell are you doing?
Phillip Morris	I LOVE YOU!
Phillip Morris	I love you too! We'll be together soon! I promise, I promise! I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS!