Ewan McGregor
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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No Score Yet | Christopher Robin |
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— | 2018 |
No Score Yet | Zoe |
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— | 2018 |
No Score Yet | Zoe |
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— | 2018 |
70% | Beauty and the Beast |
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$504M | 2017 |
79% | T2 Trainspotting |
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$2.4M | 2017 |
22% | American Pastoral |
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$0.6M | 2016 |
72% | Our Kind of Traitor |
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$3.2M | 2016 |
76% | Last Days In The Desert |
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— | 2016 |
74% | Miles Ahead |
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— | 2016 |
41% | Jane Got a Gun |
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$1M | 2016 |
No Score Yet | The Bug |
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— | 2016 |
12% | Mortdecai |
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$6.9M | 2015 |
63% | Son of a Gun |
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— | 2015 |
100% | Humpback Whales |
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— | 2015 |
71% | Thunder and the House of Magic |
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$1.7M | 2014 |
33% | A Million Ways to Die in the West |
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$37.4M | 2014 |
No Score Yet | Born to be King |
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— | 2014 |
65% | August: Osage County |
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$29.3M | 2013 |
44% | The Unbelievers |
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— | 2013 |
No Score Yet | Charge |
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— | 2013 |
52% | Jack the Giant Slayer |
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$65.2M | 2013 |
81% | The Impossible |
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$19M | 2012 |
68% | Salmon Fishing in the Yemen |
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$4.8M | 2012 |
53% | Perfect Sense |
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$2.1k | 2012 |
80% | Haywire |
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$19M | 2012 |
84% | Beginners |
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$5.8M | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Astronaut |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Fastest |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | The Great Pretender |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Battle of Britain |
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— | 2011 |
72% | I Love You Phillip Morris |
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$2.1M | 2010 |
75% | Nanny McPhee Returns |
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$29M | 2010 |
44% | Jackboots on Whitehall |
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— | 2010 |
83% | The Ghost Writer |
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$11.1M | 2010 |
52% | The Men Who Stare at Goats |
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$32.5M | 2009 |
21% | Amelia |
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$14.2M | 2009 |
37% | Angels & Demons |
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$133.4M | 2009 |
22% | Incendiary |
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— | 2009 |
13% | Deception |
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$4.6M | 2008 |
46% | Cassandra's Dream |
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$0.9M | 2007 |
66% | Miss Potter |
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$2.9M | 2007 |
No Score Yet | Troy's Story: The Legend of Superbike Champion Troy Bayliss |
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— | 2007 |
40% | Scenes of a Sexual Nature |
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— | 2006 |
34% | Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker |
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$0.6M | 2006 |
No Score Yet | The Doctor, the Tornado & the Kentucky Kid |
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— | 2006 |
27% | Stay |
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$3.4M | 2005 |
32% | Valiant |
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$19.4M | 2005 |
40% | The Island |
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$35.9M | 2005 |
79% | Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith |
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— | 2005 |
63% | Robots |
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$128.2M | 2005 |
62% | Young Adam |
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$0.7M | 2004 |
53% | Faster |
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— | 2004 |
No Score Yet | Spooks and Creeps |
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— | 2004 |
76% | Big Fish |
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$66.3M | 2003 |
59% | Down With Love |
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$20.2M | 2003 |
66% | Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones |
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$307.9M | 2002 |
No Score Yet | In the Wild |
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— | 2002 |
76% | Black Hawk Down |
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$108.6M | 2001 |
76% | Moulin Rouge! |
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$55.1M | 2001 |
55% | Nora |
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— | 2001 |
No Score Yet | R2-D2: Beneath the Dome |
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— | 2001 |
9% | Eye of the Beholder |
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— | 2000 |
No Score Yet | Anno Domini |
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— | 2000 |
No Score Yet | Tube Tales |
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— | 1999 |
55% | Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace |
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$431.1M | 1999 |
30% | Rogue Trader |
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— | 1999 |
79% | Little Voice |
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— | 1998 |
55% | Velvet Goldmine |
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— | 1998 |
22% | Nightwatch |
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— | 1998 |
No Score Yet | Desserts |
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— | 1998 |
39% | A Life Less Ordinary |
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— | 1997 |
66% | The Pillow Book |
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— | 1997 |
79% | Brassed Off |
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— | 1997 |
No Score Yet | The Serpent's Kiss |
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— | 1997 |
84% | Emma |
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— | 1996 |
90% | Trainspotting |
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— | 1996 |
No Score Yet | Blue Juice |
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— | 1995 |
69% | Shallow Grave |
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— | 1995 |
50% | Being Human |
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— | 1994 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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96% |
Fargo
2014-2017
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
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No Score Yet |
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
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No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
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No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
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No Score Yet |
The View
1997
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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64% |
Doll & Em
2014-2015
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No Score Yet |
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
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No Score Yet |
CBS This Morning
2012
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No Score Yet |
Conan
2010
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
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No Score Yet |
Sunday Morning
2011
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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No Score Yet |
Top Gear
2002
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No Score Yet |
Nature
1982
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No Score Yet |
ER
1994-2009
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Tales from the Crypt
1989-1996
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Quotes from Ewan McGregor's Characters
Qui-Gon Jinn: | Battle Droids? |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | It's an invasion Army. |
Qui-Gon Jinn: | This is an odd play for the Trade Federation. You got to warn the Naboo incontact Chancellor valorum. Let's split up. Stow aboard separate ships and meet down on the planet. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | How do you think this trade viceroyalty of the Chancellor's demands? |
Qui-Gon Jinn: | These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short. |
Lumiere: | Look, a girl! |
Cogsworth: | I can see it's a girl, you fool! |
Lumiere: | What if she is the one? |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | I have taught you everything I know. and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be. but be patient, Anakin. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | I have taught you everything I know and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be, but be patient Anakin. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master. |
Brendan Lynch: | If you want to take action then make it count. No half measures. Because unless you're fighting plaque, this is not gonna stop Dave and his cronies. Now son, I can sort this for you but then I'm gonna need your help on the outside. |
JR: | To do what? |
Brendan Lynch: | What do you think? I'm looking at 20 years without parole in this shithole. 25, once I sort your wee problem. |
Brendan Lynch: | You obviously didn't hear me the first time; keep your nose out of other peoples stuff. |
Martland: | I am not an alcoholic, I am a drunk! And there is a difference... |
Martland: | Will it be alright in the end? |
Bill Fordham: | You're so goddamn self-righteous, you know that? |
Barbara Weston: | Surely you must have realized when you started porkin' Pippi Longstockin' that you were due for some self-righteousness, just a smudge of indignation on my part! |
Bill Fordham: | You're thoughtful, Barbara, but you're not open. You're passionate, but you're hard. You're a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman, and I love you, but - YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS! |
Barbara Weston: | Eat |
Violet Weston: | I'm not hungry! |
Barbara Weston: | Eat that fish! |
Bill Fordham: | No! |
Barbara Weston: | Eat that fish B**ch!!! |
Barbara Weston: | Eat that fish Bitch! |
Cowboy at Fair: | "Take your hat off boy, that's a Dollar" |
Jean Fordham: | (her mother slapped her) I hate you! |
Bill Fordham: | (to Barbara) What's the matter with you? |
Violet Weston: | Truth is that you just can't compete with a younger woman. It's just one of those unfair life. Is there a younger woman involved? |
Barbara Weston: | It isn't enough on this topic? |
Bill Fordham: | Yes, there is a younger woman. |
Violet Weston: | Well, see? Odds are against you there, babe. |
Martin Bells: | Wise men sy he will choose darkness, for it is easier to destroy the light within himself than to fight the darkness without. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | (first lines) There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than the other fish, they're just touched by somethin' extra. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than the other fish, they're just touched by somethin' extra. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | And now what are you doin'? |
Norther Winslow: | I'm robbin' this place! |
Ed Bloom (Young): | I just saw the woman I'm gonna marry. I know it. But I lost her. |
Amos Calloway: | Oh, tough break. Well, most men have to get married *before* they lose their wives. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | I'm gonna spend every day for the rest of my life lookin' for her. That, or die alone! |
Amos Calloway: | Damn, kid. Lemme guess. Real pretty? Reddish-blondish hair? Blue dress? |
Ed Bloom (Young): | Yeah! |
Amos Calloway: | I know her uncle. Friends of the family. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | Who is she? Where does she live? |
Amos Calloway: | Forget it, kid, don't waste your time. She's out of your league. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | What do you mean? You don't even know me. |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | I hate you! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you. |
Ping: | (In Cantonese) Who are you? |
Ping: | Who are you? |
Ed Bloom (Young): | (In Cantonese) Please, I'm not gonna hurt you. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | Please, I'm not gonna hurt you. |
Ping: | (In Cantonese) Damn right you're not! GUARD! |
Ping: | Damn right you're not! Guard! |
Merrick: | We're going to have to put you under some tests. |
Lincoln Six Echo: | What kind of tests? |
Merrick: | Nice tests... |
Joe Taylor: | We run our course. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lackin' in the social niceties. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | And what I recall of Sunday school was that the more difficult somethin' became, the more rewardin' it in the end. |
Ed Bloom (Young): | The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never bein' caught. |
Elmont: | I may not be the hero of this story, but at least I get to see the end of it! |
Young Oliver: | This music’s old. |
Young Oliver: | This music's old. |
Georgia: | It’s black, black music is the deepest cause they suffeIn my next life I'm gonna marry a good hot blooded Jew - someone full of emotion. red the most, them and the Jews. |
Georgia: | It's black, black music is the deepest cause they suffeIn my next life I'm gonna marry a good hot blooded Jew - someone full of emotion. red the most, them and the Jews. |
Oliver: | I'm Jewish right? |
Georgia: | You're a quarter, I'm a half, your father's none. He has the least emotions, You'll have more emotions than him, but I'll have the most emotions. |
Elliot: | What was that? |
Oliver: | Historical consciousness... you know, something bigger than myself. |
Oliver: | Historical consciousness. You know, something bigger than myself. |
Elliot: | I know! (Getting his criticism more) You’re not very supportive. |
Elliot: | I know! You're not very supportive. |
Oliver: | Well, its just copying something someone did, like, 30 years ago in the Bronx. |
Oliver: | Well, its just copying something someone did like 30 years ago in the Bronx. |
Elliot: | Well yeah. I’m part of a tradition of civil disobedience, something bigger than myself. |
Elliot: | Well yeah. I'm part of a tradition of civil disobedience, something bigger than myself. |
Oliver: | Jesus, Liz. Another band that wants portraits. |
Liz: | Well, at least it pays the rent. |
Oliver: | You do something decent once, and that’s all people ever want. |
Oliver: | You do something decent once, and that's all people ever want. |
Elmont: | i had this jack i had it |
Elmont: | I had this jack, I had it. |
Sick Boy: | All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of the Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory. |
Mark Renton: | What about The Untouchables? |
Sick Boy: | I don't rate that at all. |
Mark Renton: | Despite the Academy award? |
Mark Renton: | Despite the Academy Award? |
Sick Boy: | That means fuck all. The sympathy vote. |
Elmont: | Well done, Jack! Well Done! |
Tom Lincoln: | Lots and lots of sex. |
King Brahmwell: | So what did you find out there, do these giants have any weaknesses? |
King Brahmwell: | So what did you find out there? Do these giants have any weaknesses? |
Elmont: | Not many no. |
Elmont: | Not many, no. |
Jack: | Am I dead? |
Elmont: | Not just yet. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | It's over Anakin! I have the high ground. |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | You underestimate my power! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | Don't try it. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil! |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | No, the Jedi are evil! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | But then you are lost! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | I have failed you Anakin. I have failed you. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother Anakin! I loved you! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | You will become a Jedi, I promise. |
Mark Renton: | Straight away he clocked us for what we were. Small-time wasters with an accidental big deal. |
Mark Renton: | Sick Boy is seriously lacking in moral fiber. |
Dealer: | But he knows a lot about Sean Connery. |
Mark Renton: | That's hardly a substitute. |
Henry: | (Reading note) We are at the beach... |
Henry: | [reading note] We are at the beach... |
Henry: | Not again! We left the alarm on didn't we? |
Gloria: | Do you want to come up for a coffee? |
Andy: | I don't drink coffee. |
Gloria: | I haven't got any. |
Michael: | Fat and flour! |
Henry: | I will find them, I'll promise you that. |
Mark Renton: | : It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference |
Mark Renton: | : It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference. |
Mark Renton: | : It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference |
Mark Renton: | It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference. |
Anna: | But now I'm always in a new apartment or in another hotel somewhere. |
Oliver: | How do you keep hold of friends? Or boyfriends? |
Anna: | Makes it very easy to end up alone. To leave people. |
Oliver: | You can stay in the same place and still find ways to leave people. |
Christian: | Luckily!... an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof... he was quickly join by a dwarf dressed as a nun... |
Christian: | Luckily! An unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof... He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy. |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | Your new empire? |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | Don't make me kill you. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy! |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | If you're not with me, then you're my enemy. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must. |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | You will try. |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | Up his arse with a meter ruler! |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | I'm more of a facts and figures man. |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | For future reference, I have a 32 inch waist line, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot. Not a 34. No pies for me. |
Sheikh Muhammed: | Faith, Dr. Alfred? |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | Damn it. Yes, alright then, faith! |
Satine: | You've got to go on, Christian. |
Christian: | Can't go on without you, though |
Christian: | Can't go on without you, though. |
Christian: | You'll be alright. You'll be alright. I know you'll be alright. |
Christian: | I wanted to shut out what Toulouse had said, but he filled me with such doubt. So I returned to the Moulin Rouge one last time. |
Curt Wild: | The world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history. |
Michael: | I need you to come back to me. |
Michael: | Life goes on. |
Mark Renton: | Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? |
Mark Renton: | 1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me. |
Mark Renton: | We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal! |
Kenneth: | You should not think of her as a woman. That would be a mistake. |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | Oh no, the Ministry of Defence don't like uncertainty, so if someone was dead, they'd just say dead. |
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: | Can you stop using that word? |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | Sorry. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | Blast! This is why I hate flying! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | You were the Chosen One! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | I hate you! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | You were my brother, Anakin; I loved you. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | I have failed you, Anakin; I have failed you. |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | I should've known the Jedi were plotting to take over! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil! |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | From my point of view, the Jedi are evil! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | Well, then you are lost! |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | If you're not with me, then you're my enemy! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | Only a Sith deals in absolutes; I will do what I must. |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | You will try. |
Christian: | The Woman i loved is.............dead |
Christian: | The woman I loved is... dead. |
Anna: | I'm going to have to kill you now. |
Oliver: | And it was going so well. |
Mr. Kane: | She called to tell me she was going to Barcelona |
Mr. Kane: | She called to tell me she was going to Barcelona. |
Kenneth: | What did she say? |
Mr. Kane: | I'm going to Barcelona |
Mr. Kane: | I'm going to Barcelona. |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | I don't know anyone who goes to church anymore |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | I don't know anyone who goes to church anymore. |
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: | Hmm, I don't think I do either |
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: | Hmm, I don't think I do either. |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | On Sunday, we go to Target. |
Sheikh Muhammed: | You're not a religious man? |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | No. No, I'm not. |
Sheikh Muhammed: | But you're a fisherman, Dr. Jones. |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | I'm sorry, I don't follow. |
Sheikh Muhammed: | How many hours do you fish before you catch something? Dozens? |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | Gosh, hundreds sometimes. |
Sheikh Muhammed: | Is that a good use of your time for a facts-and-figures man? But you persist in the wind and the rain and the cold with such poor odds of success. Why? Because you're a man of faith, Dr. Alfred. |
Christian: | The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. |
Lincoln Six Echo: | What's God? |
Rodney Copperbottom: | How many are left? |
Fender: | Let me check... [goes to window, only to find a huge lot of robots waiting to be repaired] Heh. A few. |
Rodney Copperbottom: | A FEW?! |
Mace Windu: | I'm going to end this once and for all! |
Mace Windu: | I'm going to put an end to this, once and for all! |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | You can't. he must stand trail. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | You can't. he must stand trail. |
Mace Windu: | He has control over the senate and the corurts he's too dangerous to be left alive |
Mace Windu: | He has control over the senate and the corurts he's too dangerous to be left alive. |
Mace Windu: | He has control of the senate and all the courts. He is too dangerous to be left alive! |
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: | I'm to weak oh don't kill me please |
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: | I'm to weak oh don't kill me please. |
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: | But, I'm too weak. Don't kill me. |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | it's not the jedi way he must live |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | It's not the jedi way he must live. |
Anakin Skywalker: | That's not the Jedi way. He must live. |
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: | please don't |
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: | Please don't. |
Anakin Skywalker: | I need him! |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | I need him! |
Anakin Skywalker: | Nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand] |
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: | please no. |
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: | Please no. |
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: | Power, unlimited power! |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand] |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | Nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand] |
Mace Windu: | ahhhhhh! |
Mace Windu: | Ahhhhhh! |
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: | POWER! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | ULDLIMATE POWER! |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | You have become the very thing you swore to destroy. |
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: | Don't lecture me Obi-Wan. |
Obi-Wan Kenobi: | I have a bad feeling about this. |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | "It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible." |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible. |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | "It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible." |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible. |
Sam Foster: | Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art because it documents human failure |
Sam Foster: | Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art because it documents human failure. |
Paul: | I'm assuming the motive of everyone involved is strictly professional. |
Kenneth: | Paul, the motive is money. The motive is always money... |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | I love her. |
Capt. Robert Mayers: | Does she love you? |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | I don't know now. Yesterday, you weren't alive. |
Capt. Robert Mayers: | Well, I apologize for not being dead in a ditch. |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | I don't think I can accept your apology. |
Capt. Robert Mayers: | Is that a joke? |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | Yes, yes, sort of. I'm not... I've never been very good at jokes. |
Sheikh Muhammed: | You think I'm mad? |
Dr. Alfred Jones: | No, Your Excellency, I- |
Sheikh Muhammed: | Of course you do. I would question your judgement if you did not. |
Alex Law: | Tell me Cameron. Just tell me because I'd like to know. What makes you think that we would want to share an apartment with someone like you? |
Catcher Block: | You see Lola shakes her maracas, and Rosa bounces her bongos, while Nina is all hands-120 words per minute. |
Screecher: | ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! |
Steven Russell: | What the hell is that? |
Phillip Morris: | Oh that is the Screecher next door. He does that all night. I swear to God, I don't get any sleep ever. Drives me fucking crazy. |
Phillip Morris: | You're not even a fucking lawyer are you?! You fucking liar! |
Phillip Morris: | Steven! Steven! |
Steven Russell: | What the hell are you doing? |
Phillip Morris: | I LOVE YOU! |
Phillip Morris: | I love you too! We'll be together soon! I promise, I promise! I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS! |
Catcher Block: | What is it about the workplace that women just can't seem to handle? |
Martin Bells: | All I have to do is sit on my ass and read a book! |
Steven Russell: | I'm gonna take care of everything. |
Phillip Morris: | *Sigh* |
Phillip Morris: | *sigh* |
Phillip Morris: | Enough romance, let's fuck! |
Steven Russell: | My name's Steven Russell. |
Phillip Morris: | Well, nice to meet you Steven Russell. My name is Phillip Morris. |
Amelia Bly: | Are you ill? |
The Ghost: | No, I'm aging. |
Protection Officer No. 2: | Morning, sir. Finished for the night, have we? |
The Ghost: | Why don't you just piss off? |