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Hal Havins

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Drop Dead Gorgeous Billy-Dea 2010
50% Life Billy 1999
No Score Yet Her Last Chance Larry 1996
44% Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael Raymond Emirts 1990
No Score Yet Witchtrap Actor 1989
40% Night of the Demons Stooge 1988
No Score Yet Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama Jimmie 1988
No Score Yet The Return of Desperado Fletch 1988
No Score Yet Blue DeVille Shoe 1986

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

37% Dirt
2007-2008
Frankie
  • 2007
90% Monk
2002-2009
Maintenance Guy
  • 2006
No Score Yet Beverly Hills, 90210
1990-2000
Salesman
  • 1993
No Score Yet ALF
1986-1990
Off. Gaffney
  • 1989
  • 1988
No Score Yet Cheers
1982-1993
Guest
  • 1987

QUOTES FROM Hal Havins CHARACTERS

Roger
yeah eat a bowl of fuck ! im here to PARTYYYYY !!!
Roger
Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!
Stooge
Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!
Suzanne
I think I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
Sal
Good idea. I'll go too...to protect you.
Sal
Good idea. I'll go too, to protect you.
Suzanne
Oh no thanks. I rather take Stooge.
Sal
(confused) - Stooge?
Sal
(confused) Stooge?
Stooge
Hey, you heard the lady man! She wants a real man guarding her john.
Sal
...but Stooge is a fat pig!
Sal
But Stooge is a fat pig!
Angela
But we all experienced them. The noise, the stink, and the chill! They're all signs of demonic infestation.
Fran
Demonic what?
Stooge
(laughs) - Demonic-whatchamacallit! I mean come on! The little Ang here is just trying to put the old hula-hoop boo on us, okay...Yeah Ang I'm sure you're right, okay? Or could it be that Rodge here just had too much cold beer and blew us a cool stiff breeze right out of his butthole?!
Stooge
(laughs) Demonic-whatchamacallit! I mean come on! The little Ang here is just trying to put the old hula-hoop boo on us, okay...Yeah Ang I'm sure you're right, okay? Or could it be that Rodge here just had too much cold beer and blew us a cool stiff breeze right out of his butthole?!
Judy
(after an evil entity enters the room) - My God it's freezing.
Judy
(after an evil entity enters the room) My God it's freezing.
Max
Never mind the draft man...who cut the cheese?
Max
Never mind the draft man, who cut the cheese?
Fran
Pee-u, that is strange.
Sal
Stooge must be wearing his mom's dirty panties again.
Stooge
Hey man, at least my old lady wears panties. Yours just wears a quad chain with sailors all around it.
Stooge
Come on! You can't really believe this place is possessed?
Sal
Ha-ha, nah just repossessed!
Suzanne
(after the demon enters her).......For tonight anyway!
Suzanne
(after the demon enters her) For tonight anyway!
Judy
Maybe Rodger's right...maybe we should leave
Judy
Maybe Rodger's right, maybe we should leave
Jay
Oh come on, let's hang out.
Stooge
Yeah...EAT A BOWL OF F**K! I am here...to partyyyy!
Stooge
Yeah, EAT A BOWL OF F**K! I am here, to partyyyy!
Fran
Hey you guys, how about a past life séance?
Suzanne
A what?
Fran
A past life séance! You know, we all sit around; look in a mirror...and see our past lives.
Fran
A past life séance! You know, we all sit around, look in a mirror, and see our past lives.
Stooge
What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this?
Roger
Whoever drew this map must've been half blind and half retarded.
Stooge
Sounds like Angela. Dizzy f**king bitch, man!
Helen
(driving the car) Stooge did you become an a**hole of your own free will or were you born that way?
Roger
Ha-ha-ha.
Stooge
Did you hear something funny?!! I don't know why I'm hanging out with you two wipes. GIVE ME THAT DAMN MAP!
Stooge
Did you hear something funny?!! I don't know why I'm hanging out with you two wipes. Give me that damn map!
Roger
(has the map ripped from him) Hey! Damn great Stooge. Now look what you've done!
Helen
Typical.
Stooge
Typical? SHUT UP AND DRIVE BITCH!
Helen
You know we really must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. No one would give a party out here.
Stooge
Look, we definitely did not take any wrong turns, okay? I know where Hull House is, it am not far from here...JUST SHUT UP AND START WALKING!!
Stooge
Look, we definitely did not take any wrong turns, okay? I know where Hull House is, it am not far from here. Just shut up and start walking!
Stooge
(knocking on the bathroom door for Suzanne) - Damn it bitch, come on. Whatcha do, flush yourself down the f**king toilet or what?
Stooge
(knocking on the bathroom door for Suzanne) Damn it bitch, come on. Whatcha do, flush yourself down the f**king toilet or what?
Stooge
Oh Jay, buddy. You got here just in time dude!
Max
(leans out the car window to talk to Stooge) - You guys need a hand?
Max
(leans out the car window to talk to Stooge) You guys need a hand?
Roger
We sure do.
Max
(everyone in the car starts clapping) - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha SEE YA!! - (they drive away)
Max
(everyone in the car starts clapping) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha SEE YA! (they drive away)