Jason Mantzoukas

General Aladeen:	Good morning Nadal! Wake up, Good Morning Nadal!
Nadal:	WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nadal:	Waaaaaaaaaa!
General Aladeen:	(goes to the bathtub where Nadal is bathing)Hello Nadal!
General Aladeen:	Hello Nadal!
Nadal:	Oh that is weird!

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General Aladeen:	Don't worry. I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't twin four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Nadal:	Yes, you do, because you gave them to yourself!
General Aladeen:	My performance in Aladeen Jones and the Temple of Doom was outstanding.
Nadal:	I give it thumbs down.
General Aladeen:	Have you seen You've Got Mail Bomb?
Nadal:	Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies!

Nadal:	When the thought of someones decapitated head upsets you, that is love.
Nadal:	When the thought of someones decapitated head upsets you, that is love.

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Nadal:	i am a mac genius.
Nadal:	I'm a Mac Genius!
General Aladeen:	so what do you do?
General Aladeen:	What do you do?
Nadal:	Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.
Nadal:	Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.

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Nadal:	Just do like a pull-up. You know how you do pull-ups?
Aladeen/Efawadh:	I invented the pull-up.

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Nadal:	Look, where has being a nice guy gotten you, huh? of a bridge about to commit suicide? Still wearing Crocs?
Aladeen/Efawadh:	What's wrong with Crocs?
Nadal:	They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!

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Nadal:	Why do you have Vita Coco water?
General Aladeen:	Because it has as much potassium as three bananas.
Nadal:	The line is still too heavy. Is there anything else in your pockets that could be weighing you down?
Nadal:	Oh, you kidding. So then why did you bring three bananas?
General Aladeen:	Because I don't trust the advertising. I'm naturally suspicious.

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Pregnant Woman:	Crocs are a sign of a man who's given up
Aladeen/Efawadh:	What's wrong with crocs?
Nadal:	They're the universe's symbol of a man who's given up hope!

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