Jason Mantzoukas
Photos
Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
---|---|---|---|---|
63% | The Long Dumb Road |
|
— | 2018 |
18% | The House |
|
$25.6M | 2017 |
90% | The Lego Batman Movie |
|
$175.7M | 2017 |
47% | How To Be Single |
|
— | 2016 |
11% | Dirty Grandpa |
|
$34.7M | 2016 |
66% | The Night Before |
|
$31.4M | 2015 |
63% | Sleeping with Other People |
|
— | 2015 |
No Score Yet | Regular Show: The Movie |
|
— | 2015 |
47% | Adult Beginners |
|
$0.2M | 2015 |
70% | They Came Together |
|
— | 2014 |
73% | Neighbors |
|
$134.5M | 2014 |
19% | Ride Along |
|
$110.4M | 2014 |
57% | The Dictator |
|
$57.8M | 2012 |
No Score Yet | Conception |
|
— | 2012 |
27% | Splinterheads |
|
— | 2009 |
19% | I Hate Valentine's Day |
|
— | 2009 |
64% | Baby Mama |
|
$60.3M | 2008 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
---|---|---|---|
83% |
Comrade Detective
2017
|
|
|
70% |
I'm Sorry
2017
|
|
|
70% |
No Activity
2017
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
The View
1997
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
Today
2017
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
|
|
|
95% |
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
2013
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
Conan
2010
|
|
|
85% |
Community
2009-2015
|
|
|
86% |
The Last Man on Earth
2015
|
|
|
96% |
Transparent
2014-2017
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
Drunk History
2013
|
|
|
75% |
The League
2009-2015
|
|
|
88% |
Playing House
2014
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
Kroll Show
2013-2015
|
|
|
86% |
Modern Family
2009
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
The Jeselnik Offensive
2013
|
|
|
87% |
Enlightened
2011-2013
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
|
|
|
No Score Yet |
The Life & Times of Tim
2008-2012
|
|
|
100% |
Big Mouth
2017
|
|
|
Quotes from Jason Mantzoukas' Characters
General Aladeen: | Good morning Nadal! Wake up, Good Morning Nadal! |
Nadal: | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Nadal: | Waaaaaaaaaa! |
General Aladeen: | (goes to the bathtub where Nadal is bathing)Hello Nadal! |
General Aladeen: | Hello Nadal! |
Nadal: | Oh that is weird! |
General Aladeen: | Don't worry. I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't twin four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing. |
Nadal: | Yes, you do, because you gave them to yourself! |
General Aladeen: | My performance in Aladeen Jones and the Temple of Doom was outstanding. |
Nadal: | I give it thumbs down. |
General Aladeen: | Have you seen You've Got Mail Bomb? |
Nadal: | Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies! |
Nadal: | When the thought of someones decapitated head upsets you, that is love. |
Nadal: | When the thought of someones decapitated head upsets you, that is love. |
Nadal: | i am a mac genius. |
Nadal: | I'm a Mac Genius! |
General Aladeen: | so what do you do? |
General Aladeen: | What do you do? |
Nadal: | Mostly I clean semen out of laptops. |
Nadal: | Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops. |
Nadal: | Just do like a pull-up. You know how you do pull-ups? |
Aladeen/Efawadh: | I invented the pull-up. |
Nadal: | Look, where has being a nice guy gotten you, huh? of a bridge about to commit suicide? Still wearing Crocs? |
Aladeen/Efawadh: | What's wrong with Crocs? |
Nadal: | They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope! |
Nadal: | Why do you have Vita Coco water? |
General Aladeen: | Because it has as much potassium as three bananas. |
Nadal: | The line is still too heavy. Is there anything else in your pockets that could be weighing you down? |
Nadal: | Oh, you kidding. So then why did you bring three bananas? |
General Aladeen: | Because I don't trust the advertising. I'm naturally suspicious. |
Pregnant Woman: | Crocs are a sign of a man who's given up |
Aladeen/Efawadh: | What's wrong with crocs? |
Nadal: | They're the universe's symbol of a man who's given up hope! |