Jason Schwartzman

Jason Schwartzman

  • Highest Rated: 93% Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
  • Lowest Rated: 10% Slackers (2002)
  • Birthday: Jun 26, 1980
  • Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA
  • Relatives of famous people rarely have the chops to overcome nepotism cries, but Jason Schwartzman, nephew of Francis Ford Coppola, is one actor who does.Schwartzman was born June 26, 1980, to producer Jack Schwartzman and actress Talia Shire, the latter best known as Rocky Balboa's love interest Adrian. He graduated from the Windwood School in 1999 and continued to live with his mom and two brothers at their home in the Los Angeles area.Chosen at the tail end of an exhausting casting search, Schwartzman burst into the film industry with his deft, hilarious portrayal of chronic overachiever Max Fischer in Wes Anderson's critically acclaimed Rushmore (1998). Since then, the young actor kept a low profile, opting to spend time with his band Phantom Planet, which recorded an album for Epic Records. Keeping with his geek-chic nature, he also chose small, quirky roles in television, such as his guest appearance as a slimy fake-ID dealer on NBC's tragically short-lived series Freaks and Geeks or his work in spoofs for the 1999 MTV Movie Awards.He maintained his credibility in the independent scene during the next couple of years, appearing in Spun, and acting in his cousin Roman Coppola's CQ. After a role on the short-lived, though critically acclaimed, Fox sitcom Cracking Up in 2003, Schwartzman began kicking his film career into high gear. After a role in the quirky 2004 David O. Russell ensemble comedy I Heart Huckabees, the young actor appeared in 2005's big-screen version of Bewitched with Will Ferrell. He then played a lovable slacker in the intimate, critically acclaimed dramedy Shopgirl, appearing with Claire Danes and Steve Martin, who wrote the novella that the script was adapted from. In 2006, Schwartzman joined the cast of his cousin Sophia Coppola's biopic Marie Antoinette, playing French king Louis XVI opposite star Kirsten Dunst. Then in 2007, he re-teamed with Wes Anderson, starring in and co-writing The Darjeeling Limited, a film about three brothers taking a soul-searching train ride through India. The film got mixed reviews, but reception to it was positive overall, setting Schwartzman up nicely for his next film, The Marc Pease Experience, in which he played the title role of a former high-school musical star who's stuck living in the past.He voiced the role of Ash in Fantastic Mr. Fox in 2009 which turned out to be a busy year for him as he co-starred in Funny People, and became the star of the HBO comedy Bored to Death. He had a brief but memorable turn in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in 2010, and two years later he teamed up with Anderson yet again in Moonrise Kingdom.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Klaus Jesper 2019
66% Wine Country Actor 2019
80% Between Two Ferns: The Movie Actor 2019
No Score Yet Other Music Actor 2019
67% Golden Exits Actor 2018
84% My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea Dash $65.8K 2017
66% The Polka King Mickey 2017
67% Dreamland Peter 2016
70% A Very Murray Christmas Actor 2015
77% 7 Chinese Brothers Larry 2015
82% The Overnight Kurt $1.2M 2015
72% Big Eyes Ruben $8.1M 2014
85% Listen Up Philip Philip Lewis Friedman 2014
77% Teenage Executive Producer $20K 2014
91% The Grand Budapest Hotel M. Jean $57M 2014
79% Saving Mr. Banks Richard Morton Sherman $53.3M 2013
16% A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III Kirby Star $34.3K 2013
No Score Yet The Adventurer's Handbook Actor 2013
No Score Yet Catch My Disease (Ben Lee: Catch My Disease) Actor 2012
93% Moonrise Kingdom Cousin Ben $45.6M 2012
No Score Yet Fight For Your Right Revisited Van Gogh 2011
81% Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Gideon Graves $31.5M 2010
92% Fantastic Mr. Fox Ash $21.1M 2009
18% The Marc Pease Experience Marc Pease 2009
69% Funny People Mark Taylor Jackson $51.9M 2009
No Score Yet The Heart Is a Drum Machine Actor 2009
74% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Ringo Starr -- uncredited $18.4M 2007
69% The Darjeeling Limited Screenwriter Jack $12M 2007
No Score Yet Hotel Chevalier Jack Whitman 2007
56% Marie Antoinette King Louis XVI $16M 2006
60% Shopgirl Jeremy Kraft $10.1M 2005
24% Bewitched Ritchie $62.3M 2005
63% I Heart Huckabees Albert Markovski $12.8M 2004
37% Spun Ross $0.3M 2003
10% Slackers Ethan $4.9M 2002
51% Simone Milton $9.5M 2002
66% CQ Felix de Marco $0.4M 2002
89% Rushmore Max Fischer 1998

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
77% Neo Yokio
2017-2018
Voice Arcangelo Corelli
  • 2018
  • 2017
94% Mozart in the Jungle
2014-2018
Creator Screenwriter Director
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Sesame Street
1969
Super Chef Appearing
  • 2017
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2010
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
2007
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Sesame Street
2014
  • 2014
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
  • 2013
60% Out There
2013
Voice
  • 2013
92% Parks and Recreation
2009-2015
Dennis Lerpiss
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2009
79% Bored to Death
2009-2011
Jonathan Ames
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Performer
  • 2009
No Score Yet Cribs
2000-2009
Guest
96% Fargo
2014-2017
Josto Fadda

QUOTES FROM Jason Schwartzman CHARACTERS

Max Fischer
I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?
Ash
Wheres my bandit hat!
Larry
Usually I don't like my work, I tend not to, but I like my boss, so that gives me something to look forward to.
Larry
Never a good idea. Keying someones car.
Larry
This is my impersonation of a person from the south upset.
Larry
You literally sleep all day. It's not good for you to get that much sleep.
Max Fischer
I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.
Max Fischer
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
P.L. Travers
What is wrong with his leg?
Richard Morton Sherman
He got shot.
P.L. Travers
That's hardly surprising. Can I expect anymore drama from anyone else?
Max Fischer
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
Max Fischer
A kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals.
Max Fischer
Hello Magnus. I'd have shot you in the other ear, but it got blown off a long time ago.
Max Fischer
Piranha's are a very tricky species.
Rosemary Cross
Although, I will say... that Edward has more spark and character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.
Rosemary Cross
Although, I will say that Edward has more spark, character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.
Max Fischer
One dead fingernail.
Rosemary Cross
Right. .. One dead fingernail.
Rosemary Cross
Right. One dead fingernail.
Max Fischer
[to Rosemary]: Rushmore was my life, now you are.
Max Fischer
Rushmore was my life, now you are.
George Harrison
I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.
Paul McCartney
Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!
Ringo Starr
I've got a song about an octopus.
John Lennon
Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!
Ash
I weight less than a slice of bread.
Albert Markovski
Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.
Cousin Ben
"I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other"
Cousin Ben
I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other?
Max Fischer
I like your nurses uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn
These are OR scrubs.
Max Fischer
'Oh, are' they?
Cousin Ben
"You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money."
Cousin Ben
You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money.
Cousin Ben
Take the carbon. Leave the bible.
Cousin Ben
I'm keeping the nickels!
Mrs. Fox
Ash! Let's get cracking!
Ash
I'm sick.
Mrs. Fox
Your not sick.
Ash
I have a temperature.
Mrs. Fox
You don't have a temperature.
Ash
I don't wanna go.
Mrs. Fox
Hurry up, your gonna be late. (Ash walks to get ready)
Mrs. Fox
Hurry up, your gonna be late. [Ash walks to get ready]
Ash
I can fight my own fights.
Kristofferson
No you can`t.
Max Fischer
I saved Latin. What did YOU ever do?
Francis Whitman
You don't love me!
Peter Whitman
Yes, I do!
Jack Whitman
I love you, too, but I'm going to mace you in the face!
Max Fischer
You were in Vietnam, right?
Herman Blume
Yeah.
Max Fischer
Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume
Yeah, I was in the shit.
Max Fischer
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
Rosemary Cross
Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max Fischer
It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
Max Fischer
i don't give a shit about the baracuda
Max Fischer
I don't give a shit about the barracuda.
Ringo Starr
I wrote a song about an octopus
Ringo Starr
I wrote a song about an octopus.
John Lennon
Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums
John Lennon
Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums.
John Lennon
Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!
Mrs. Fox
I know what it's like to feel different.
Ash
I'm not different, am I?
Mrs. Fox
We all are -- him especially -- but thereâ??s something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
Mrs. Fox
We all are -- him especially -- but there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
Ash
What's the 'K' for?
Agnes
It's for pep.
Ash
Pep? It's a 'K'!
Agnes
We're going steady.
Ash
I'm here to rescue you.
Kristofferson
I've got mixed feelings about that.
Ash
Am I getting better, Coach?
Coach Skip
Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.
Ash
What's that stand for?
Agnes
Huh? Uh, it for...it's for "Pep."
Agnes
Huh? Uh, it for... it's for 'Pep.'
Ash
Pep? It's a "K."
Ash
Pep? It's a 'K.'
Agnes
...we're going steady.
Agnes
We're going steady.
Max Fischer
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
Max Fischer
Harvard is my safety.
Max Fischer
My safety's Harvard.
Herman Blume
She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer
I know. She was mine too.
Gideon Graves
Hey buddy!
Scott Pilgrim
Save it. (Takes jacket off) You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.
Scott Pilgrim
Save it. [Takes jacket off] You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.
Gideon Graves
Scotty, you can cheat on all the ladies you like... but you can't cheat death.
Ash
He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You guys think I can never do anything! Well, maybe you're right.
Ash
He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You think I'm no good at anything! Well maybe your right thanks!
Ash
You're supposed to be my lab partner.
Agnes
I am your lab partner.
Ash
No you're not. You're disloyal.
Gideon Graves
You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!
Ramona Flowers
(Walks up to Gideon)
Gideon Graves
Oh yeah, that's my girl.
Ramona Flowers
(Leans in towards Gideon) Let's both be girls. (Knees him in the crotch)
Dr. Peter Flynn
These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer
O.R. they?
Max Fischer
O, R they?
Gideon Graves
Game Over!
Gideon Graves
Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death
Gideon Graves
Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death.
Jack Whitman
I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.
Ash
There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one.
Kristofferson
It's just-
Ash
Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
Kristofferson
Never mind.
Ash
Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine!