Jason Schwartzman

Jason Schwartzman

Highest Rated: 93% Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Lowest Rated: 10% Slackers (2002)

Birthday: Jun 26, 1980

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA

Relatives of famous people rarely have the chops to overcome nepotism cries, but Jason Schwartzman, nephew of Francis Ford Coppola, is one actor who does.Schwartzman was born June 26, 1980, to producer Jack Schwartzman and actress Talia Shire, the latter best known as Rocky Balboa's love interest Adrian. He graduated from the Windwood School in 1999 and continued to live with his mom and two brothers at their home in the Los Angeles area.Chosen at the tail end of an exhausting casting search, Schwartzman burst into the film industry with his deft, hilarious portrayal of chronic overachiever Max Fischer in Wes Anderson's critically acclaimed Rushmore (1998). Since then, the young actor kept a low profile, opting to spend time with his band Phantom Planet, which recorded an album for Epic Records. Keeping with his geek-chic nature, he also chose small, quirky roles in television, such as his guest appearance as a slimy fake-ID dealer on NBC's tragically short-lived series Freaks and Geeks or his work in spoofs for the 1999 MTV Movie Awards.He maintained his credibility in the independent scene during the next couple of years, appearing in Spun, and acting in his cousin Roman Coppola's CQ. After a role on the short-lived, though critically acclaimed, Fox sitcom Cracking Up in 2003, Schwartzman began kicking his film career into high gear. After a role in the quirky 2004 David O. Russell ensemble comedy I Heart Huckabees, the young actor appeared in 2005's big-screen version of Bewitched with Will Ferrell. He then played a lovable slacker in the intimate, critically acclaimed dramedy Shopgirl, appearing with Claire Danes and Steve Martin, who wrote the novella that the script was adapted from. In 2006, Schwartzman joined the cast of his cousin Sophia Coppola's biopic Marie Antoinette, playing French king Louis XVI opposite star Kirsten Dunst. Then in 2007, he re-teamed with Wes Anderson, starring in and co-writing The Darjeeling Limited, a film about three brothers taking a soul-searching train ride through India. The film got mixed reviews, but reception to it was positive overall, setting Schwartzman up nicely for his next film, The Marc Pease Experience, in which he played the title role of a former high-school musical star who's stuck living in the past.He voiced the role of Ash in Fantastic Mr. Fox in 2009 which turned out to be a busy year for him as he co-starred in Funny People, and became the star of the HBO comedy Bored to Death. He had a brief but memorable turn in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in 2010, and two years later he teamed up with Anderson yet again in Moonrise Kingdom.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
66% Wine Country Actor 2019
74% Between Two Ferns: The Movie Actor 2019
No Score Yet Other Music Actor 2019
67% Golden Exits Actor 2018
84% My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea Dash $65.8K 2017
66% The Polka King Mickey 2017
67% Dreamland Peter 2016
71% A Very Murray Christmas Actor 2015
77% 7 Chinese Brothers Larry 2015
83% The Overnight Kurt $1.2M 2015
72% Big Eyes Ruben $8.1M 2014
85% Listen Up Philip Philip Lewis Friedman 2014
77% Teenage Executive Producer $20K 2014
91% The Grand Budapest Hotel M. Jean $57M 2014
79% Saving Mr. Banks Richard Morton Sherman $53.3M 2013
16% A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III Kirby Star $34.3K 2013
No Score Yet The Adventurer's Handbook Actor 2013
No Score Yet Catch My Disease (Ben Lee: Catch My Disease) Actor 2012
93% Moonrise Kingdom Cousin Ben $45.6M 2012
No Score Yet Fight For Your Right Revisited Van Gogh 2011
81% Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Gideon Graves $31.5M 2010
92% Fantastic Mr. Fox Ash $21.1M 2009
18% The Marc Pease Experience Marc Pease 2009
69% Funny People Mark Taylor Jackson $51.9M 2009
No Score Yet The Heart Is a Drum Machine Actor 2009
74% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Ringo Starr -- uncredited $18.4M 2007
68% The Darjeeling Limited Jack Screenwriter $12M 2007
No Score Yet Hotel Chevalier Jack Whitman 2007
56% Marie Antoinette King Louis XVI $16M 2006
60% Shopgirl Jeremy Kraft $10.1M 2005
25% Bewitched Ritchie $62.3M 2005
63% I Heart Huckabees Albert Markovski $12.8M 2004
37% Spun Ross $0.3M 2003
10% Slackers Ethan $4.9M 2002
51% Simone Milton $9.5M 2002
66% CQ Felix de Marco $0.4M 2002
89% Rushmore Max Fischer 1998

TV

Credit
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2019
2018
2017
2016
77% Neo Yokio
2017-2018
Voice Arcangelo Corelli 2018
2017
94% Mozart in the Jungle
2014-2018
Creator Screenwriter Director 2018
2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet Sesame Street
1969
Appearing Super Chef 2017
2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2015
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest 2015
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2015
2014
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2015
2014
2013
2010
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
2007-2019
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Sesame Street
2014
2014
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
2014
2013
60% Out There
2013
Voice 2013
92% Parks and Recreation
2009-2015
Dennis Lerpiss 2013
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2013
2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2013
2009
79% Bored to Death
2009-2011
Jonathan Ames 2011
2010
2009
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2010
No Score Yet It's On With Alexa Chung
2009
Guest 2009
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Performer 2009
No Score Yet The X's
2005-2006
Voice 2005
No Score Yet Cribs
2000-2009
Guest
96% Fargo
2014-2017
Josto Fadda

QUOTES FROM Jason Schwartzman CHARACTERS

Max Fischer says: I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?

Ash says: Wheres my bandit hat!

Larry says: Usually I don't like my work, I tend not to, but I like my boss, so that gives me something to look forward to.

Larry says: Never a good idea. Keying someones car.

Larry says: This is my impersonation of a person from the south upset.

Larry says: You literally sleep all day. It's not good for you to get that much sleep.

Max Fischer says: I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.

Max Fischer says: Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.

P.L. Travers says: What is wrong with his leg?

Richard Morton Sherman says: He got shot.

P.L. Travers says: That's hardly surprising. Can I expect anymore drama from anyone else?

Max Fischer says: Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.

Max Fischer says: A kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals.

Max Fischer says: Hello Magnus. I'd have shot you in the other ear, but it got blown off a long time ago.

Max Fischer says: Piranha's are a very tricky species.

Rosemary Cross says: Although, I will say... that Edward has more spark and character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.

Rosemary Cross says: Although, I will say that Edward has more spark, character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.

Max Fischer says: One dead fingernail.

Rosemary Cross says: Right. .. One dead fingernail.

Rosemary Cross says: Right. One dead fingernail.

Max Fischer says: [to Rosemary]: Rushmore was my life, now you are.

Max Fischer says: Rushmore was my life, now you are.

George Harrison says: I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.

Paul McCartney says: Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!

Ringo Starr says: I've got a song about an octopus.

John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!

Ash says: I weight less than a slice of bread.

Albert Markovski says: Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

Cousin Ben says: "I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other"

Cousin Ben says: I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other?

Max Fischer says: I like your nurses uniform, guy.

Dr. Peter Flynn says: These are OR scrubs.

Max Fischer says: 'Oh, are' they?

Cousin Ben says: "You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money."

Cousin Ben says: You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money.

Cousin Ben says: Take the carbon. Leave the bible.

Cousin Ben says: I'm keeping the nickels!

Mrs. Fox says: Ash! Let's get cracking!

Ash says: I'm sick.

Mrs. Fox says: Your not sick.

Ash says: I have a temperature.

Mrs. Fox says: You don't have a temperature.

Ash says: I don't wanna go.

Mrs. Fox says: Hurry up, your gonna be late. (Ash walks to get ready)

Mrs. Fox says: Hurry up, your gonna be late. [Ash walks to get ready]

Ash says: I can fight my own fights.

Kristofferson says: No you can`t.

Max Fischer says: I saved Latin. What did YOU ever do?

Francis Whitman says: You don't love me!

Peter Whitman says: Yes, I do!

Jack Whitman says: I love you, too, but I'm going to mace you in the face!

Max Fischer says: You were in Vietnam, right?

Herman Blume says: Yeah.

Max Fischer says: Were you in the shit?

Herman Blume says: Yeah, I was in the shit.

Max Fischer says: Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.

Rosemary Cross says: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?

Max Fischer says: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.

Max Fischer says: i don't give a shit about the baracuda

Max Fischer says: I don't give a shit about the barracuda.

Ringo Starr says: I wrote a song about an octopus

Ringo Starr says: I wrote a song about an octopus.

John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums

John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums.

John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!

Mrs. Fox says: I know what it's like to feel different.

Ash says: I'm not different, am I?

Mrs. Fox says: We all are -- him especially -- but thereâ??s something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?

Mrs. Fox says: We all are -- him especially -- but there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?

Ash says: What's the 'K' for?

Agnes says: It's for pep.

Ash says: Pep? It's a 'K'!

Agnes says: We're going steady.

Ash says: I'm here to rescue you.

Kristofferson says: I've got mixed feelings about that.

Ash says: Am I getting better, Coach?

Coach Skip says: Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.

Ash says: What's that stand for?

Agnes says: Huh? Uh, it for...it's for "Pep."

Agnes says: Huh? Uh, it for... it's for 'Pep.'

Ash says: Pep? It's a "K."

Ash says: Pep? It's a 'K.'

Agnes says: ...we're going steady.

Agnes says: We're going steady.

Max Fischer says: I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

Max Fischer says: Harvard is my safety.

Max Fischer says: My safety's Harvard.

Herman Blume says: She's my Rushmore.

Max Fischer says: I know. She was mine too.

Gideon Graves says: Hey buddy!

Scott Pilgrim says: Save it. (Takes jacket off) You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.

Scott Pilgrim says: Save it. [Takes jacket off] You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.

Gideon Graves says: Scotty, you can cheat on all the ladies you like... but you can't cheat death.

Ash says: He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You guys think I can never do anything! Well, maybe you're right.

Ash says: He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You think I'm no good at anything! Well maybe your right thanks!

Ash says: You're supposed to be my lab partner.

Agnes says: I am your lab partner.

Ash says: No you're not. You're disloyal.

Gideon Graves says: You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

Ramona Flowers says: (Walks up to Gideon)

Gideon Graves says: Oh yeah, that's my girl.

Ramona Flowers says: (Leans in towards Gideon) Let's both be girls. (Knees him in the crotch)

Dr. Peter Flynn says: These are O.R. scrubs.

Max Fischer says: O.R. they?

Max Fischer says: O, R they?

Gideon Graves says: Game Over!

Gideon Graves says: Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death

Gideon Graves says: Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death.

Jack Whitman says: I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.

Ash says: There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one.

Kristofferson says: It's just-

Ash says: Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?

Kristofferson says: Never mind.

Ash says: Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine!