Jay Baruchel
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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No Score Yet | How To Train Your Dragon 3 |
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— | 2019 |
42% | Goon: Last of the Enforcers |
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— | 2017 |
No Score Yet | Celtic Soul |
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— | 2016 |
No Score Yet | The Ten O'Clock People |
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— | 2016 |
50% | Lovesick |
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— | 2016 |
No Score Yet | Dragons: Dawn Of The Dragon Racers |
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— | 2015 |
91% | How to Train Your Dragon 2 |
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$147.1M | 2014 |
7% | Don Peyote |
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— | 2014 |
45% | The Art of the Steal |
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— | 2014 |
49% | RoboCop |
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$50.7M | 2014 |
82% | This Is the End |
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$96.2M | 2013 |
65% | Cosmopolis |
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$0.7M | 2012 |
82% | Goon |
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$0.9M | 2012 |
No Score Yet | Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury |
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— | 2011 |
66% | Good Neighbors |
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$7.3k | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Johnny Klutz |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Dreamworks Holiday Classics |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Dragons: Gift Of The Night Fury / Book Of Dragons |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Notre Dame De Grace |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Dreamworks How To Train Your Dragon Legends |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon |
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— | 2010 |
40% | The Sorcerer's Apprentice |
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$63.2M | 2010 |
79% | The Trotsky |
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$0.5M | 2010 |
98% | How to Train Your Dragon |
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$216.9M | 2010 |
58% | She's Out of My League |
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$28.8M | 2010 |
44% | Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian |
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$177.2M | 2009 |
75% | Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist |
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$31.5M | 2008 |
82% | Tropic Thunder |
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$110.5M | 2008 |
32% | Fanboys |
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$0.8M | 2008 |
No Score Yet | Real Time |
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— | 2008 |
33% | Just Buried |
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— | 2007 |
89% | Knocked Up |
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$148.8M | 2007 |
52% | I'm Reed Fish |
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— | 2007 |
No Score Yet | Popular Mechanics for Kids - Lightning and Other Forces of Nature |
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— | 2006 |
No Score Yet | Popular Mechanics for Kids - Firefighters and Other Life Saving Heroes |
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— | 2006 |
0% | Fetching Cody |
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— | 2005 |
90% | Million Dollar Baby |
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$100.5M | 2004 |
No Score Yet | Popular Mechanics for Kids - Radical Rockets and Other Cool Cruising Machines |
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— | 2004 |
43% | The Rules of Attraction |
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$6.5M | 2002 |
No Score Yet | Nemesis Game |
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— | 2002 |
89% | Almost Famous |
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$31.8M | 2000 |
No Score Yet | Matthew Blackheart: Monster Smasher |
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— | 2000 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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DreamWorks Dragons: Race to the Edge
2015
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93% |
Man Seeking Woman
2015-2017
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
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No Score Yet |
Conan
2010
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No Score Yet |
DreamWorks Dragons: Defenders of Berk
2012-2013
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No Score Yet |
DreamWorks Dragons: Riders of Berk
2012
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Quotes from Jay Baruchel's Characters
Hiccup: | Who knows, maybe we'll finally track down another night fury... Won't that be something. |
Hiccup: | Who knows, maybe we'll finally track down another night fury. Won't that be something. |
Hiccup: | I wish I could be that sure. |
Stoick: | Listen, I know what it's like to miss someone you love this time of year. but what do we do when they can't be here for the holiday? we celebrate them. and I imagine that's exactly what Toothless would want you to do. |
Hiccup: | A chief protects his own! We're going back! |
Tuffnut: | Uhhh, with what? |
Ruffnut: | Uhhh, he took all the dragons. |
Hiccup: | Not all of them. |
Hiccup: | Shut it off bud. |
Hiccup: | Toothless! You're pounding big baby boo. |
Astrid: | That's your mother?! |
Hiccup: | Now you know where I get my dramatic flair! |
Astrid: | Where've you been? |
Hiccup: | Oh, you know, catching up with Mom. |
Hiccup: | Welcome aboard, dragon rider! |
Eret Son of Eret: | Thanks... I think. |
Gobber: | Some may suggest this was poorly conceived. |
Hiccup: | Then it's a good thing that I never listen! |
Hiccup: | This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We've got hunting, fishing, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... dragons. |
Hiccup: | They're babies! They don't listen! |
Hiccup: | Should I know you? |
Valka: | No, you were just a babe. But a mother never forgets. |
Hiccup: | So... What should we name it? Itchy Armpit it is. |
Danger Barch: | Oh, look, I'm Shawrelle! I'm humpin' the canvas! |
Danger Barch: | Anyone can lose one fight. |
Tom Pope: | I wouldn't buy that for a dollar. |
Hiccup: | This is Berk. Life here is Amazing. Dragons used to be a bit of a problem, but now they've all moved in! And with Vikings on the backs of dragons, the world just got a whole lot bigger. |
Jay Baruchel: | We just somehow have to prove our worthiness. |
Danny McBride: | His face looks like the police sketch of a fucking rapist. |
Jay Baruchel: | What the fuck does that mean? |
Hiccup: | What do ya think bud, you wanna gives this another shot |
Hiccup: | What do ya think bud, you wanna gives this another shot. |
Hiccup: | This is amazing |
Hiccup: | This is amazing. |
Doug Glatt: | Pat: 69! Take the number 69 it's hilarious |
Doug Glatt: | 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious |
Doug Glatt: | 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious. |
Pat: | 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious. |
Danny McBride: | If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay. |
Jay Baruchel: | What the fuck? |
Jonah Hill: | Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly! |
Jay Baruchel: | The power of Christ compels you! |
Jonah Hill: | Does it Jay? |
Jonah Hill: | Does it jay? |
Jay Baruchel: | THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! |
Jonah Hill: | Does it Jay? Do I look compelled Jay? Let me tell you, its not very compelling! |
Seth Rogen: | What are you just quoting the Exorcist |
Jay Baruchel: | Yes dude it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research! |
Jay Baruchel: | Yes dude, it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research! |
Jay Baruchel: | Can we please discuss the elephant in the room? Man Craig is right here...yeh that's racist! |
Jay Baruchel: | Can we please discuss the elephant in the room? Man Craig is right here. Yeah, that's racist! |
Hiccup: | Thank you for nothing you useless reptile. |
Jay Baruchel: | Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.? |
Seth Rogen: | Uh...I'm on a cleanse. |
Seth Rogen: | Uh. I'm on a cleanse. |
Jay Baruchel: | So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed... |
Jay Baruchel: | So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed? |
Seth Rogen: | I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic. |
Kirk Lazarus: | Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. |
Kevin Sandusky: | What? |
Kirk Lazarus: | You a dude that don't know what dude he is! |
Tugg Speedman: | Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is.. |
Tugg Speedman: | Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is? |
Jay: | I'm going to be there to rear your child. |
Jason: | You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child! |
Jay: | Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit! |
Jonah: | What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal! |
Jay: | Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit! |
Jay: | Because your face looks like a vagina. |
Hiccup: | I wouldn't kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself. |
Hiccup: | You just gestured to all of me. |
Hiccup: | But you just pointed to all of me! |
Hiccup: | You just pointed to all of me. |
Hiccup: | You just gestured to all of me. |
Astrid: | [punches Hiccup] That's for scaring me. |
Hiccup: | Wha.. is it always going to be this way? Is... [gets a full-on kiss by Astrid] I could get used to it. |
Shiner: | Is there a reason why we're in the car instead of the office? |
Eric Packer: | What makes you think we're in the car instead of the office? |
Hiccup: | Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile |
Hiccup: | Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile. |
Stoick: | Turns out all we needed was a little more of this. |
Hiccup: | You just gestured to all of me. |
Stoick: | They have killed hundreds of us |
Hiccup: | ....We have killed thousands of them |
Hiccup: | Thank you, for summing that up |
Hiccup: | [sarcastically] Thank you for summing that up. |
Hiccup: | Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone! |
Hiccup: | Everything we know about them was wrong |
Hiccup: | Everything we know about them was wrong. |
Hiccup: | Pain... love it. |
Gobber: | If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop… this. |
Hiccup: | But you just pointed to all of me. |
Pat: | I think my eyeballs just ejaculated! |
Hiccup: | Ta-ta-dah, we're dead... |
Leon Bronstein: | Fascist. |
Hiccup: | Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile. |
Pat: | I'll sign your dick Doug... |
Hiccup: | "You just gestured to all of me!" |
Hiccup: | You just gestured to all of me! |
Hiccup: | Everything we know about them, is wrong. |
Hiccup: | Well, whatever! I wouldn't! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon. |
Astrid: | First to ride one, though... |
Gobber: | Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off! |
Hiccup: | Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... (flexing) this! |
Hiccup: | Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... [flexing] this! |
Gobber: | Well, they need toothpicks, don't they? |
Hiccup: | You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... "Viking-ness" contained! There will be consequences! |
Hiccup: | You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... 'Viking-ness' contained! There will be consequences! |
Gobber: | I'll take my chances. |
Hiccup: | Huh...toothless. I could have sworn you had (Toothless takes fish)....teeth. |
Hiccup: | Huh...toothless. I could have sworn you had [Toothless takes fish] ...teeth. |
Astrid: | *hits with axe* |
Hiccup: | Why would you do that? |
Astrid: | That's for tricking me. *Hits with axe again* That's for everything else. |
Hiccup: | Toothless, what are you doing? We need her to LIKE us! |
Hiccup: | He never listens. |
Gobber: | Oh yeah it runs in the family. |
Hiccup: | And when he does it's with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped out on the meat in his sandwich. |
Hiccup: | And when he does it's with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped out on the meat in his sandwich. [mocking Stoick] Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with meaty arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone. |
Gobber: | Now you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand. |
Hiccup: | ...Thank you for summing that up. |
Hiccup: | Thank you for summing that up. |
Dave Stutler: | How do you know my name? |
Balthazar Blake: | Because I can read minds! |
Balthazar Blake: | It's on your backpack... |
Stoick: | Winter is almost here and I've got an entire village to feed! |
Hiccup: | Well between me and you the village could use a little less feeding. |
Windows: | Lookin' for love in Alderaan places ? |
Windows: | You ladies looking for love in Alderaan places? |
Hiccup: | hiccup you just gesterd to all of me . goober yes stop being all of you. |
Hiccup: | Hiccup you just gestured to all of me. |
Dave Stutler: | These are old-man shoes. |
Veronica: | Excuse me? |
Balthazar Blake: | Excuse me? |
Veronica: | I love them... a lot. |
Dave Stutler: | I love them... a lot. |
Hiccup: | Thanks for nothing you useless reptile. |
Hiccup: | Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile. |
Leon Bronstein: | Dwight, are you my Stalin? |
Leon Bronstein: | Are you my Stalin, Dwight? |
Gobber: | Nice of you to join the party, thought you'd been carried off. |
Gobber: | Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off! |
Hiccup: | Who, me? No, come on,l'm Way too muscular for their taste. They Wouldn't know What to do With all this. |
Hiccup: | Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this! [gesturing to himself and flexing] |
Gobber: | Well..!!, They need toothpicks, don't they? |
Gobber: | Well, they need toothpicks, don't they? |
Hiccup: | You caught me, I've been making outfits! Take me back to the village. |
Stoick: | This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Why can't you follow the simplest orders? |
Hiccup: | I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad. |
Hiccup: | I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just, kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad. |
Hiccup: | "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!" |
Hiccup: | Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone! |
Hiccup: | Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile. |
Hiccup: | Not so fireproof on the inside, are you? |
Hiccup: | Huh..toothless? I could've sworn you had...teeth. |
Hiccup: | Okay! You got me, I've been making outfits! |
Hiccup: | [about the dragons] Everything we know about you guys is wrong. |
Hiccup: | Thank you for the breast-hat. |
Hiccup: | Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile. |
Hiccup: | Pain, love it. |
Hiccup: | Thank you for summing that up. |