Jemaine Clement

Jemaine Clement

Highest Rated: 96% What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

Lowest Rated: 19% Gentlemen Broncos (2009)

Birthday: Jan 10, 1974

Birthplace: Masterton, New Zealand

With only a handful of television and radio shows under his belt, Jemaine Clement became one of New Zealand's highest-profile exports since "Lord of the Rings" visionary Peter Jackson. As the tall, dark and bespectacled half of the musical comedy duo, Flight of the Conchords, Clement cemented his status as one of the most off-beat comics to cross over internationally. The "band," which Clement and partner Bret McKenzie described as "New Zealand's fourth most popular digi-folk parodists," became an unassuming comedy phenomenon with their R&B and hip-hop-infused songs about mundane superfluities of love and robots taking over the world, coupled with their bone-dry, self-satirizing HBO series. Playing themselves as frumpy, barely functional losers doomed by their own naiveté to musical obscurity in New York City, Clement and McKenzie carved out a niche as actors, comedians, musicians, writers and producers of their own show, as well as unofficial - and self-consciously inept - kiwi spokesmen.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Avatar 2 Dr. Ian Garvin (Character) - 2022
85% 46% I Used to Go Here David (Character) - 2020
87% No Score Yet Patrick Dustin (Character) - 2019
52% 48% An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn Colin Keith Threadener (Character) $5.2K 2018
80% 45% The Festival Robin (Character) - 2018
87% 51% The Breaker Upperers Tinder Date (Character) - 2018
70% 59% Humor Me Nate Kroll (Character) - 2017
90% 80% The LEGO Batman Movie Suaron (Voice) $175.7M 2017
79% 55% Brad's Status Billy Wearslter (Character) $2.1M 2017
95% 89% Moana Tamatoa (Voice) $248.8M 2016
74% 57% The BFG Fleshlumpeater (Character) $55.5M 2016
76% 72% People, Places, Things Will (Character) $407.2K 2015
29% 24% Don Verdean Boaz (Character) $30.5K 2015
80% 58% Muppets Most Wanted Prison King (Character) $51.2M 2014
48% 58% Rio 2 Nigel (Voice) - 2014
96% 86% What We Do in the Shadows Vladislav (Character),
Director,
Screenwriter,
Executive Producer
$3.3M 2014
68% 70% Men in Black 3 Boris the Animal (Character) $179M 2012
72% 71% Rio Nigel (Voice) - 2011
42% 42% Dinner for Schmucks Kieran (Character) $73M 2010
No Score Yet 14% Diagnosis: Death Garfield Olyphant (Character) - 2009
19% 44% Gentlemen Broncos Ronald Chevalier (Character) $113.2K 2009
56% 67% Eagle vs. Shark Jarrod (Character) $221.8K 2007
No Score Yet 70% Tongan Ninja Action Fighter (Character) - 2002

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kiri & Lou Unknown (Voice) 2021 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet FREE HBO MAX: Tig N' Seek This Guy (Voice) 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tig N' Seek This Guy (Voice) 2020
97% 94% What We Do in the Shadows Executive Producer,
Director,
Writer
2019-2020
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2019
91% 85% Legion Oliver Bird (Character) 2018
No Score Yet 34% Late Night With Seth Meyers Guest 2015
94% 93% Rick and Morty Fart (Guest Voice) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet EP Daily Guest 2014
32% 48% Napoleon Dynamite Unknown (Guest Voice) 2012
85% 76% The Simpsons Himself (Guest Voice) 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2010
94% 98% Flight of the Conchords Jemaine (Character),
Executive Producer,
Writer
2009 2007
No Score Yet No Score Yet One-Night Stand Unknown (Character) 2005

QUOTES FROM Jemaine Clement CHARACTERS

Vladislav says: Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Viago says: What are you bidding on?

Vladislav says: I'm bidding on a table.

Viago says: Are you coming or not?

Vladislav says: Not.

Viago says: I'm gonna go change. We're leaving in 10 minutes.

Vladislav says: Have a good time...

Poonyen says: I want wife, Dan. She has to be gentle, sweet, and hot like stripper.

Poonyen says: I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.

Boaz says: I want wife, Dan. She has to be gentle, sweet, and hot like stripper.

Boaz says: I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.

Kat says: Mr. Henry, are you OK?

Will Henry says: Yes. I've just been having a bad life. It will be over eventually.

Will Henry says: Life sucks because my wife left me for an off broadway monologuist.

Vladislav says: If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you know noone had fucked it.

Ronald Chevalier says: But please show leniency... always leniency.

Nigel says: Thank you I've been Bob the bird.

Boris the Animal says: Let's agree to disagree.

Agent K says: Boris the Animal!

Boris the Animal says: It's just Boris!

Nigel says: Whats wrong...Cockatoo got your throat

Nigel says: Whats wrong? Cockatoo got your throat?

Boris the Animal says: That's not possible!

Agent J says: Let's agree to disagree.

Boris the Animal says: I wouldn't do that...

Prison Guard #2 says: Why not?

Boris the Animal says: It'll ruin your finger.

Boris the Animal says: Let's agree to disagree.

Boris the Animal says: [to past self] I would kill you if I didn't value my own life.

Boris the Animal says: Prison Guard: This aint' a conjugal visit, so quit your conjugating. Boris The Animal: When was the last time you conjugated anything?

Prison Guard #4 says: This aint' a conjugal visit, so quit your conjugating.

Boris the Animal says: When was the last time you conjugated anything?

Boris the Animal says: Let's agree to disagree!

Ronald Chevalier says: And finally, we have a young-ling trying to penetrate the secrets of the human mind. You won't do it like that young-ling. . . You must use friendship

Ronald Chevalier says: And finally we have a young-ling trying to penetrate the secrets of the human mind. You won't do it like that young-ling...

Nigel says: I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks! Your burgled baubles bore me.

Nigel says: I POOP ON PEOPLE AND I BLAME IT ON SEA GULLS! (Whispers) It was him!

Nigel says: I pop on people and blame it on the seagulls. [whispers] It was him!

Nigel says: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls.... (it was him!!!!)

Nigel says: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls.

Pedro says: Pedro: Than I saw this huge cockatoo Nico: Yeah Yeah! With big ninja talent! And he was like," You coming with me you little princess" Pedro: And Jewels was like whaacha,"I'm not your little princess, so leave me alone" Nigel: whahahahahaha Jewel: Let go of me! (To Nigel)

Pedro says: Then I saw this huge cockatoo

Nico says: Yeah Yeah! With big ninja talent! And he was like, "You coming with me you little princess"

Pedro says: And Jewels was like whaacha, "I'm not your little princess, so leave me alone"

Nigel says: whahahahahaha

Jewel says: Let go of me! (To Nigel)