Jemaine Clement
Highest Rated: 96% What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
Lowest Rated: 19% Gentlemen Broncos (2009)
Birthday: Jan 10, 1974
Birthplace: Masterton, New Zealand
With only a handful of television and radio shows under his belt, Jemaine Clement became one of New Zealand's highest-profile exports since "Lord of the Rings" visionary Peter Jackson. As the tall, dark and bespectacled half of the musical comedy duo, Flight of the Conchords, Clement cemented his status as one of the most off-beat comics to cross over internationally. The "band," which Clement and partner Bret McKenzie described as "New Zealand's fourth most popular digi-folk parodists," became an unassuming comedy phenomenon with their R&B and hip-hop-infused songs about mundane superfluities of love and robots taking over the world, coupled with their bone-dry, self-satirizing HBO series. Playing themselves as frumpy, barely functional losers doomed by their own naiveté to musical obscurity in New York City, Clement and McKenzie carved out a niche as actors, comedians, musicians, writers and producers of their own show, as well as unofficial - and self-consciously inept - kiwi spokesmen.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
Movies
| Credit | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Avatar 2 | Dr. Ian Garvin (Character) | - | 2022 |
| 85% | 46% | I Used to Go Here | David (Character) | - | 2020 |
| 87% | No Score Yet | Patrick | Dustin (Character) | - | 2019 |
| 52% | 48% | An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn | Colin Keith Threadener (Character) | $5.2K | 2018 |
| 80% | 45% | The Festival | Robin (Character) | - | 2018 |
| 87% | 51% | The Breaker Upperers | Tinder Date (Character) | - | 2018 |
| 70% | 59% | Humor Me | Nate Kroll (Character) | - | 2017 |
| 90% | 80% | The LEGO Batman Movie | Suaron (Voice) | $175.7M | 2017 |
| 79% | 55% | Brad's Status | Billy Wearslter (Character) | $2.1M | 2017 |
| 95% | 89% | Moana | Tamatoa (Voice) | $248.8M | 2016 |
| 74% | 57% | The BFG | Fleshlumpeater (Character) | $55.5M | 2016 |
| 76% | 72% | People, Places, Things | Will (Character) | $407.2K | 2015 |
| 29% | 24% | Don Verdean | Boaz (Character) | $30.5K | 2015 |
| 80% | 58% | Muppets Most Wanted | Prison King (Character) | $51.2M | 2014 |
| 48% | 58% | Rio 2 | Nigel (Voice) | - | 2014 |
| 96% | 86% | What We Do in the Shadows |
Vladislav (Character), Director, Screenwriter, Executive Producer |
$3.3M | 2014 |
| 68% | 70% | Men in Black 3 | Boris the Animal (Character) | $179M | 2012 |
| 72% | 71% | Rio | Nigel (Voice) | - | 2011 |
| 42% | 42% | Dinner for Schmucks | Kieran (Character) | $73M | 2010 |
| No Score Yet | 14% | Diagnosis: Death | Garfield Olyphant (Character) | - | 2009 |
| 19% | 44% | Gentlemen Broncos | Ronald Chevalier (Character) | $113.2K | 2009 |
| 56% | 67% | Eagle vs. Shark | Jarrod (Character) | $221.8K | 2007 |
| No Score Yet | 70% | Tongan Ninja | Action Fighter (Character) | - | 2002 |
TV
| Credit | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Kiri & Lou | Unknown (Voice) | 2021 2019 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | FREE HBO MAX: Tig N' Seek | This Guy (Voice) | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Tig N' Seek | This Guy (Voice) | 2020 |
| 97% | 94% | What We Do in the Shadows |
Executive Producer, Director, Writer |
2019-2020 |
| No Score Yet | 58% | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2019 |
| 91% | 85% | Legion | Oliver Bird (Character) | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | 34% | Late Night With Seth Meyers | Guest | 2015 |
| 94% | 93% | Rick and Morty | Fart (Guest Voice) | 2015 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Last Call With Carson Daly | Guest | 2015 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | EP Daily | Guest | 2014 |
| 32% | 48% | Napoleon Dynamite | Unknown (Guest Voice) | 2012 |
| 85% | 76% | The Simpsons | Himself (Guest Voice) | 2010 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Late Night With Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2010 |
| 94% | 98% | Flight of the Conchords |
Jemaine (Character), Executive Producer, Writer |
2009 2007 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | One-Night Stand | Unknown (Character) | 2005 |
QUOTES FROM Jemaine Clement CHARACTERS
Vladislav says: Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Viago says: What are you bidding on?
Vladislav says: I'm bidding on a table.
Viago says: Are you coming or not?
Vladislav says: Not.
Viago says: I'm gonna go change. We're leaving in 10 minutes.
Vladislav says: Have a good time...
Poonyen says: I want wife, Dan. She has to be gentle, sweet, and hot like stripper.
Poonyen says: I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.
Boaz says: I want wife, Dan. She has to be gentle, sweet, and hot like stripper.
Boaz says: I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.
Kat says: Mr. Henry, are you OK?
Will Henry says: Yes. I've just been having a bad life. It will be over eventually.
Will Henry says: Life sucks because my wife left me for an off broadway monologuist.
Vladislav says: If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you know noone had fucked it.
Ronald Chevalier says: But please show leniency... always leniency.
Nigel says: Thank you I've been Bob the bird.
Boris the Animal says: Let's agree to disagree.
Agent K says: Boris the Animal!
Boris the Animal says: It's just Boris!
Nigel says: Whats wrong...Cockatoo got your throat
Nigel says: Whats wrong? Cockatoo got your throat?
Boris the Animal says: That's not possible!
Agent J says: Let's agree to disagree.
Boris the Animal says: I wouldn't do that...
Prison Guard #2 says: Why not?
Boris the Animal says: It'll ruin your finger.
Boris the Animal says: Let's agree to disagree.
Boris the Animal says: [to past self] I would kill you if I didn't value my own life.
Boris the Animal says: Prison Guard: This aint' a conjugal visit, so quit your conjugating. Boris The Animal: When was the last time you conjugated anything?
Prison Guard #4 says: This aint' a conjugal visit, so quit your conjugating.
Boris the Animal says: When was the last time you conjugated anything?
Boris the Animal says: Let's agree to disagree!
Ronald Chevalier says: And finally, we have a young-ling trying to penetrate the secrets of the human mind. You won't do it like that young-ling. . . You must use friendship
Ronald Chevalier says: And finally we have a young-ling trying to penetrate the secrets of the human mind. You won't do it like that young-ling...
Nigel says: I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks! Your burgled baubles bore me.
Nigel says: I POOP ON PEOPLE AND I BLAME IT ON SEA GULLS! (Whispers) It was him!
Nigel says: I pop on people and blame it on the seagulls. [whispers] It was him!
Nigel says: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls.... (it was him!!!!)
Nigel says: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls.
Pedro says: Pedro: Than I saw this huge cockatoo Nico: Yeah Yeah! With big ninja talent! And he was like," You coming with me you little princess" Pedro: And Jewels was like whaacha,"I'm not your little princess, so leave me alone" Nigel: whahahahahaha Jewel: Let go of me! (To Nigel)
Pedro says: Then I saw this huge cockatoo
Nico says: Yeah Yeah! With big ninja talent! And he was like, "You coming with me you little princess"
Pedro says: And Jewels was like whaacha, "I'm not your little princess, so leave me alone"
Nigel says: whahahahahaha
Jewel says: Let go of me! (To Nigel)