Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey

Highest Rated: 95% The Truman Show (1998)

Lowest Rated: 0% True Crimes (2016)

Birthday: Jan 17, 1962

Birthplace: Newmarket, Ontario, Canada

From the stand-up stages of Canada to the breakout sketch-comedy hit "In Living Color" (Fox, 1990-96), award-winning actor Jim Carrey became of Hollywood's most bankable comedic stars during the 1990s, thanks to a string of zany blockbusters that began with "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" (1994). His Golden Globe-winning performance in the eerily promontory "The Truman Show" (1998) proved that there was also significant depth and substance beneath his hyperkinetic antics, after which point, Carrey divided his efforts between broad comedies such as "Me, Myself and Irene" (2000) and more esoteric indie dramas such as Milos Forman's "Man on the Moon" (1999) and Michel Gondry's "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" (2004). Carrey's unique sensibility and characterizations also proved a perfect match for big-screen adaptations of Dr. Seuss' fanciful classics, "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (2000) and "Horton Hears a Who!" (2008), and he stayed atop the heap with comedies like "Bruce Almighty" (2003). Though his box-office clout diminished as he turned to uncharacteristic movies such as "The Number 23" (2007) and "I Love You Phillip Morris" (2009) - as evidenced by the muted response to "Mr. Popper's Penguins" (2011) and "Dumb & Dumber To" (2014) - Carrey nonetheless remained one of Hollywood's biggest and more beloved stars.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
63% 93% Sonic the Hedgehog Dr. Robotnik (Character) $146.7M 2020
94% 88% Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond - Featuring a Very Special, Contractually Obligated Mention of Tony Clifton Unknown (Character) - 2017
47% 30% The Bad Batch Hermit (Character) $180.9K 2016
0% 30% True Crimes Tadek (Character) - 2016
75% 74% Rubble Kings Producer - 2015
30% 35% Dumb and Dumber To Lloyd (Character) $86.2M 2014
38% 33% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Steve Gray (Character) $22.5M 2013
85% 72% Stephen Hawking Biography Unknown (Character) - 2013
32% 57% Kick-Ass 2 Colonel Stars and Stripes (Character) $28.8M 2013
47% 53% Mr. Popper's Penguins Mr. Popper (Character) $68.2M 2011
94% 75% Under the Sea Narrator $36.3M 2009
71% 61% I Love You Phillip Morris Steven Russell (Character) $2M 2009
52% 58% Disney's A Christmas Carol Ebenezer Scrooge/Ghost of Christmas Past/Ghost of Christmas Present/Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come (Voice) $137.9M 2009
79% 73% Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! Horton (Voice) $154.5M 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Pretty in Red Jake (Character) - 2008
46% 66% Yes Man Carl (Character) $97.7M 2008
8% 56% The Number 23 Walter Sparrow/Fingerling (Character) $35.1M 2007
28% 49% Fun With Dick and Jane Dick Harper (Character),
Producer
$110.3M 2005
72% 63% Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Count Olaf (Character) $118.6M 2004
93% 94% Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Joel Barish (Character) $34.1M 2004
48% 57% Bruce Almighty Bruce Nolan (Character),
Producer
$242.6M 2003
42% 60% The Majestic Peter Appleton (Character) $27.8M 2001
47% 57% Me, Myself & Irene Charlie Baileygates/Hank (Character) $90.6M 2000
49% 56% How the Grinch Stole Christmas Grinch (Character) $260M 2000
63% 79% Man on the Moon Andy Kaufman (Character) $34.6M 1999
95% 89% The Truman Show Truman Burbank (Character) $125.6M 1998
44% 77% Simon Birch Adult Joe Wenteworth (Character) $18.3M 1998
82% 75% Liar Liar Fletcher Reede (Character) $181.4M 1997
54% 51% The Cable Guy Cable Guy (Character) $60.2M 1996
39% 32% Batman Forever Edward/The Riddler (Character) $182.5M 1995
30% 72% Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Ace Ventura (Character) $107.5M 1995
49% 57% Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Ace Ventura (Character),
Screenwriter
$71.2M 1994
68% 84% Dumb & Dumber Lloyd Christmas (Character) $127.2M 1994
77% 68% The Mask Stanley Ipkiss (Character) $119.9M 1994
No Score Yet 68% Doing Time on Maple Drive Tim Carter (Character) - 1992
68% 42% Earth Girls Are Easy Wiploc (Character) $3.9M 1989
55% 44% The Dead Pool Johnny Squares (Character) $37.8M 1988
86% 55% Peggy Sue Got Married Walter Getz (Character) $37.7M 1986
18% 39% Once Bitten Mark Kendall (Character) $10.9M 1985
No Score Yet 25% Finders Keepers Lane Bidlekoff (Character) - 1984
No Score Yet No Score Yet Copper Mountain Bobby Todd (Character) - 1983
No Score Yet 23% Rubberface Tony Moroni (Character) - 1981

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher Guest 2020 2018
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2020 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2020 2013 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS News Sunday Morning Guest 2020
No Score Yet 50% The Kelly Clarkson Show Guest 2020
88% 87% Kidding Jeff/Mr. Pickles (Character),
Executive Producer
2020 2018
No Score Yet 87% Lights Out With David Spade Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet etalk Guest 2020 2017 2013 2011 2009
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show Guest 2020 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Close Up With The Hollywood Reporter Guest 2019
51% 95% I'm dying up here Executive Producer 2017-2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Canada Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2017 2014
No Score Yet 87% Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Unknown (Character) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Guest 2013-2014
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2014 2011 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Guest,
Host
2014 2011 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2013-2014 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet ES.TV Guest 2013 2009
78% 93% 30 Rock Dave Williams (Guest Star) 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2011 2008
81% 89% The Office The Fingerlakes Guy (Guest Star) 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Inside the Actors Studio Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainers: With Byron Allen Guest 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Oprah Winfrey Show Guest 2008
100% No Score Yet The Larry Sanders Show Unknown (Guest Star) 1998
No Score Yet No Score Yet Sesame Street Unknown (Guest Star),
Guest
1998 1993
No Score Yet No Score Yet Space Ghost: Coast to Coast Guest 1995
No Score Yet No Score Yet In Living Color Unknown (Character) 1990-1994
No Score Yet No Score Yet Duck Factory Unknown (Character) 1984
No Score Yet No Score Yet Johnny Carson Guest 1983
No Score Yet No Score Yet Free SHOWTIME: Kidding Jeff/Mr. Pickles (Character),
Executive Producer

QUOTES FROM Jim Carrey CHARACTERS

Harry Dunne says: Boy, I sure wish I could have been there when she was little.

Lloyd Christmas says: Whatever. That's all water under the fridge now, Har. Think of the bright side. You're finally getting to meet her, and you never had to change those poopy diapers.

Harry Dunne says: That's called being a parent, Lloyd. Besides, I changed your poopy diapers for 20 years.

Lloyd Christmas says: I totally sucked you in. Half the time, it wasn't even my poop.

Ace Ventura says: All righty then!

Charlie Baileygates/Hank says: What are you staring at, fucker? You wanna start me up? Just open the choke and pull the cord, pal. I'm due for a seismic event and you're dancing on the fault line.

Lloyd Christmas says: I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.

Truman Burbank says: Was nothing real?

Christof says: You were real... that's what make you so good to watch.

Truman Burbank says: Was nothing real?

Christof says: You were real... that's what make you so good to watch.

Harry Dunne says: This is my associate, Dr. Christmas.

Dr. Meldmann says: Christmas, as in the holiday?

Lloyd Christmas says: No, as in the tree.

Harry Dunne says: Harry Dunne: Whoa, Lloyd. Check out the hotties at 12 o'clock.

Lloyd Christmas says: Lloyd Christmas: That's three hours away. Why can't I check 'em out now?

Harry Dunne says: You're hot for my daughter!

Lloyd Christmas says: What?

Harry Dunne says: Am I right?

Lloyd Christmas says: That's insane!

Harry Dunne says: You were right, Lloyd. She was definitely worth the trip.

Lloyd Christmas says: Yeah. she's something, ain't she, Har? I'm glad we were able to help her out.

Fletcher Reede says: The pen is blue!

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: Let's see what you got white shadow!

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: When your love is truly given, it will come back to you tenfold.

Steven says: You're right. That's incredibly insightful.

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: I know. It was Jerry Springer's Final Thought on Friday's show.

Ace Ventura says: That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. Lew-Who, Za-Her.

Lloyd Christmas says: Got ya!

Joel Barish says: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating

Joel Barish says: I can't remember anything without you.

Clementine Kruczynski says: Aw, that's... very sweet, but try.

Joel Barish says: Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

Lloyd Christmas says: Are you flying somewhere?

Lloyd Christmas says: So, where are you headin'?

Mary Swanson says: Yeah, how'd you guess?

Mary Swanson says: Aspen.

Lloyd Christmas says: Saw the luggage, and you're going to the airport, and i put them together.

Lloyd Christmas says: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

Lloyd Christmas says: Where you going?

Mary Swanson says: Aspen

Lloyd Christmas says: Ahh...California!

Dr. Chase Meridian says: Edward.

Riddler/Edward Nygma says: Who... is it?

Dr. Chase Meridian says: Its Dr. Meridian, Chase... you remember me?

Riddler/Edward Nygma says: How could I forget?

Dr. Chase Meridian says: Dr. Burton tells me, you know who Batman is?

Riddler/Edward Nygma says: I can't tell you if you don't say please!

Dr. Chase Meridian says: Edward please, Who is Batman!?

Riddler/Edward Nygma says: I'm! Batman!

Andy Kaufman says: Here I come to save the day.

Llamando Conde Olaf says: Damnit. This was such a good character.

Joel Barish says: Can it cause brain damage?

Dr. Howard Mierzwiak says: Well, technically it IS brain damage.

Dr. Howard Mierzwiak says: Well, technically it is brain damage.

Lloyd Christmas says: What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart?

Harry Dunne says: No. It was a girl.

Fletcher Reede says: Great! I'll catch you around dikhead!

Fletcher Reede says: (being angrily asked what his problem is by angry driver) I'm an inconsidered prick!

Fletcher Reede says: I'm an inconsiderate prick!

Bruce Nolan says: Is the bed light of my life! Erouting beneath me! Erouuuting! Erouutting! Erouuuting!.. I'm Bruce Nolan. Back to you, fuckers!

Ebenezer Scrooge says: Tuppence is tuppence.

Colonel Stars and Stripes says: We are the good guys.

Ace Ventura says: Be careful with that phone, lieutenant. In time, you could develop a tumor.

Lloyd Christmas says: Listen, Mr. Samsonite

Lloyd Christmas says: Listen, Mr. Samsonite.

Ace Ventura says: You know, you could poke somebody's eye out with that thing.

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: You know, from this angle, you look just like Dizzy Gillespie. Salt Peanuts! Salt peanuts!

Horton says: Hello!

Mayor says: Hello?

Horton says: I don't know exactly how to tell you this, but you're living on a speck.

Mayor says: Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

Colonel Stars and Stripes says: "As long as your heart’s in the right place, we don’t care what you put in your mouth,”

Colonel Stars and Stripes says: As long as your heart's in the right place, we don't care what you put in your mouth.

Riddler/Edward Nygma says: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat?

Colonel Stars and Stripes says: Yeah, there's a dog on your balls!

Colonel Stars and Stripes says: Colonel Stars and Stripes, reporting for duty.

The Colonel says: Jeez, language!

The Colonel says: Colonel stars and stripes reporting for duty

Javier says: Colonel stars and stripes reporting for duty.

The Colonel says: Try to Have fun. Otherwise what's the point.

Fulton Greenwall says: Please forgive me sir but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane.

Ace Ventura says: Of course. how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that you wanna do.

Christof says: I know you better than you know yourself.

Truman Burbank says: You never had a camera in my head.

Riddler/Edward Nygma says: Like the Jacket? it keeps me safe when I'm jogging at night.

The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss says: Look mom, I'm roadkill. Ha Ha!!!

The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss says: Look mom, I'm roadkill. Ha Ha!

Steve Gray says: Tada!

Fletcher Reede says: I'm kicking my ass! DO YA MIND?!

Fletcher Reede says: I'm kicking my ass! Do ya mind?

Fletcher Reede says: Here it goes, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I sped some more, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, and speeding!!!

Fletcher Reede says: Here it goes, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I sped some more, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, and speeding!

Fletcher Reede says: I'm glad my gift could bring those two closer together. My plan to phase myself out is almost complete.

Jerry says: Hey! Great gift dad!

Fletcher Reede says: Thanks son!

Lloyd Christmas says: Austria!? Well then. Good day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the bar-b.

Lloyd Christmas says: Austria? Well then. Good day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.

Ace Ventura says: If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

Neighbor says: What do you want?

Ace Ventura says: HDS Sir! and how are you this afternoon? Alrighty then. I have a package for you.

Neighbor says: Sounds Broken.

Ace Ventura says: Most likely sir, I'll bet it was something nice though.

The Grinch says: Max, grab a bag. we'll come back for the rest. Of course when I say "we" I mean "you."

The Grinch says: Maybe Christmas,

Narrator says: he thought,

Narrator says: He thought,

The Grinch says: Doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps, means a little bit more.

The Grinch says: Doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.

The Grinch says: (throwing mail into wrong boxes) Jury duty, jury duty, pink slip, black mail, addiction letter, jury duty jury duty . . . .

The Grinch says: oh no, the sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care. WHAT IS THE DEAL? WAIT! This can't happen. It couldn't, shouldn't, musn't, wouldn't. not now, not then, not ever again! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The Grinch says: Oh no, the sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care. WHAT IS THE DEAL? WAIT! This can't happen. It couldn't, shouldn't, musn't, wouldn't. Not now, not then, not ever again! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bruce Nolan says: Anyway, I'm here with Katharine Hepburn's mum. Now tell me, why did you throw the 'Heart Of The Ocean' Jewel over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown while you were safe floating on the big door? Would you have taken turns or were you just to afraid to freeze your big fat ASS OFF?

Bruce Nolan says: Anyway, I'm here with Katharine Hepburn's mum. Now tell me, why did you throw the "Heart Of The Ocean" jewel over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown while you were safe floating on the big door? Would you have taken turns or were you just to afraid to freeze your big fat ASS OFF?

Joel Barish says: Why do i fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention

Joel Barish says: Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?

Joel Barish says: I remember that speech really well.

Clementine Kruczynski says: I had you pegged, didn't I?

Joel Barish says: You had the whole human race pegged.

Patrick says: Hmmm. Probably

Lois Einhorn says: Listen, Pet Dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

Ace Ventura says: Well, I am not really ready for a relationship now, Lois. But thank you for asking.

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: Right into the buckle. That's gotta hurt, Gene!

Riddler/Edward Nygma says: Your entrance was good, his was better. The difference, showmanship.

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: I learned the facts of life - from watching "The Facts of Life."

Lt. Mitch Kellaway says: Freeze! (the mask literally freezes) Put your hands up.

Lt. Mitch Kellaway says: Put your hands up.

The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss says: (without moving his mouth) But you told me to freeze.

The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss says: But you told me to freeze.

Fletcher Reede says: You brought your kids to your divorce?

Samantha Cole says: Sympathy.

Fletcher Reede says: Well, it's working. I feel sorry for them already.

Steve Gray says: I forgot my drill.

Steve Gray says: Your skin makes me cry.

Truman Burbank says: Who are you?

Christof says: I am the Creator - of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.

Truman Burbank says: Then who am I?

Christof says: You're the star.

Ace Ventura says: (Turned around moving his butt as he talks) Excuse me. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions.

Ace Ventura says: Excuse me. I'd like to ass you a few questions.

Bruce Nolan says: My blood type is IB positive. IB positive that they ain't touchin' me with no needle!

Melissa Robinson says: Ace get out of the tank

Melissa Robinson says: Ace get out of the tank.

Ace Ventura says: I just can't do it captain I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!!!

Ace Ventura says: I just can't do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!

Adult Joe Wenteworth says: You're never prepared for the moments that change your life.

Adult Joe Wenteworth says: Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. I responds like a snail to our impatience, Then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath.

Uncle Monty says: Glad you made it so fast, too bad my other assistant gustas, can't

Uncle Monty says: Glad you made it so fast, too bad my other assistant gustas, can't.

Llamando Conde Olaf says: (desguised) he'll do anything to be here wait now (shows gustas tied on a train)

Llamando Conde Olaf says: [disguised] He'll do anything to be here wait now [shows gustas tied on a train]

Llamando Conde Olaf says: Must say your a glumly looking bunch, why so glum?

Klaus Baudelaire says: Our parents, just, died

Klaus Baudelaire says: Our parents, just, died.

Llamando Conde Olaf says: This is we're your sleep, time for bed

Llamando Conde Olaf says: This is we're your sleep, time for bed.

Violet Baudelaire says: But the suns still up!

Llamando Conde Olaf says: (mokingly) but the suns still up

Llamando Conde Olaf says: [mockingly] But the suns still up.

Llamando Conde Olaf says: The tower, witch you are never too enter.. No matter what happens ever.. (secretly giggles, about what he said)

Llamando Conde Olaf says: The tower, witch you are never too enter.. No matter what happens ever.. [secretly giggles, about what he said]

Bruce Nolan says: Smite me, O mighty smighter!

Lloyd Christmas says: His head fell off?

Harry Dunne says: Yeah he was pretty old

Harry Dunne says: Yeah he was pretty old.

State Trooper says: Yeah, well you aware it's against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? Come on give me them booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!

Harry Dunne says: No sir way, way, way, way way!

Lloyd Christmas says: No sir don't drink tha...

State Trooper says: You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew it was good for you buddy. (Takes sip. swallows)

State Trooper says: You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew it was good for you buddy. [takes sip. swallows]

Harry Dunne says: Tic-Tac Sir?

State Trooper says: Get the hell out of here

State Trooper says: Get the hell out of here.

Cindy Lou Who says: You're the-the-the-

The Grinch says: the-the-the- THE GRINCH!

The Grinch says: The-the-the- THE GRINCH!

Dick Harper says: [after being punched in the mouth, sound like he is trying to have in American accent] No, I swear, I am an American citizen. [...] No, call my wife... It's ringing.

Billy Harper says: [answers the phone] Hola?

Grace says: Hey, I just woke up this morning and I felt like my boobs were bigger. Do they look bigger to you?

Bruce Nolan says: No. Bigger? Um....

Grace says: Oh come one! [jiggles boobs] Look at them! They are definitely bigger! They feel so huge to me.

Bruce Nolan says: Listen I have to go but this has been the breast break, I mean the breast break, thank you.

Grace says: Where are you going?

Bruce Nolan says: To get my job back!

Carl Allen says: Look at my necklace! It glows in the dark. You can't see it right now. Unless you do this. [covers his face with his hands]

Truman Burbank says: You're going to the top of the mountain, broken legs and all.

The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss says: Did you miss me? (He drinks and goes through is holes.) I guess not!

The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss says: Did you miss me? [he drinks and goes through is holes] I guess not!

The Grinch says: We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm gonna throw up and then we're gonna die!

The Grinch says: [looks at the camera] Kids these days, so desensitized by movies and television.

Carl Allen says: "Do i want to increase the size of my Penis"? pfft~! Like i needed that! *clicked YES*

Carl Allen says: [pop-up add reads] Do I want to increase the size of my Penis? Like I needed that! [clicks yes]

Clementine Kruczynski says: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.

Joel Barish says: I know.

Clementine Kruczynski says: What do we do?

Joel Barish says: Enjoy it.

The Grinch says: (While looking in mirror at his clothes)Ooooo.... ahhhh....ohhh. that's it I'm not going.

The Grinch says: [while looking in mirror at his clothes] Ooooo.... ahhhh....ohhh. That's it I'm not going.

Truman Burbank says: "In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight"

Truman Burbank says: In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.

Grace says: You know, I have a very rare blood type. AB Positive.

Bruce Nolan says: Sounds delicious... (bares teeth).

Bruce Nolan says: Sounds delicious... [bares teeth]

Bruce Nolan says: Woah. A woman does pray a lot.

Bruce Nolan says: You might want to stop touching me...

Bruce Nolan says: I'm dead?!?

God says: Nah, I'm just messin' with ya.

Bruce Nolan says: You think that's funny?!?

Bruce Nolan says: You think that's funny?

Bruce Nolan says: I am a sane, reasonable human being (gets out a gun).

Bruce Nolan says: I am a sane, reasonable human being. [gets out a gun]

Hood says: I'll apologise when a monkey comes out of my butt!

Bruce Nolan says: Well, what a coincidence, 'cause that's today!

The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss says: (after smashing a cartoonish alarm clock with a giant mallet) SNOOZE!

The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss says: [after smashing a cartoonish alarm clock with a giant mallet] SNOOZE!