John Malkovich
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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No Score Yet | Supercon |
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— | 2018 |
56% | Bullet Head |
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— | 2017 |
29% | The Wilde Wedding |
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— | 2017 |
26% | Unlocked |
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— | 2017 |
83% | Deepwater Horizon |
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$73.1M | 2016 |
52% | Demolition |
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$1.7M | 2016 |
32% | Cut Bank |
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— | 2015 |
73% | Penguins Of Madagascar |
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$70.8M | 2014 |
38% | Cesar Chavez |
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$5.6M | 2014 |
No Score Yet | Casanova Variations |
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— | 2014 |
43% | Red 2 |
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$53.3M | 2013 |
81% | Warm Bodies |
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$65M | 2013 |
93% | Abel |
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— | 2013 |
No Score Yet | Educazione siberiana |
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— | 2013 |
No Score Yet | Deadly Code |
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— | 2013 |
No Score Yet | Lines of Wellington |
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— | 2013 |
No Score Yet | Deadly Code |
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— | 2013 |
86% | The Perks of Being a Wallflower |
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$14.9M | 2012 |
92% | Side by Side |
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$29.1k | 2012 |
23% | Drunkboat |
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— | 2012 |
No Score Yet | Noseland |
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— | 2012 |
81% | Young Adult |
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$16.3M | 2011 |
35% | Transformers: Dark of the Moon |
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$352.4M | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Saturday Night |
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— | 2010 |
71% | Red |
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$89M | 2010 |
63% | Secretariat |
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$59.7M | 2010 |
12% | Jonah Hex |
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$10.6M | 2010 |
No Score Yet | Infernal Comedy: Confessions of a Serial Killer |
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— | 2010 |
72% | The Great Buck Howard |
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$0.7M | 2009 |
100% | Which Way Home |
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— | 2009 |
No Score Yet | Bloody Mondays & Strawberry Pies |
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— | 2009 |
54% | Gardens of the Night |
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— | 2008 |
62% | Changeling |
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$35.8M | 2008 |
No Score Yet | Afterwards (Et après) |
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— | 2008 |
83% | Disgrace |
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— | 2008 |
79% | Burn After Reading |
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$60.4M | 2008 |
18% | Mutant Chronicles |
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— | 2008 |
94% | Juno |
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$143.4M | 2007 |
71% | Beowulf |
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$82.2M | 2007 |
49% | Color Me Kubrick |
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$37.7k | 2007 |
16% | Eragon |
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$75M | 2006 |
36% | Art School Confidential |
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$3.2M | 2006 |
33% | The Libertine |
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$4.8M | 2006 |
No Score Yet | FLY: Words Remembered |
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— | 2006 |
25% | Kill the Poor |
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— | 2006 |
No Score Yet | In Tranzit |
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— | 2006 |
60% | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
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$51.1M | 2005 |
32% | Klimt |
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— | 2005 |
76% | A Talking Picture (Um Filme Falado) |
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— | 2004 |
81% | How to Draw a Bunny |
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— | 2004 |
No Score Yet | Savage Soul |
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— | 2004 |
38% | Hotel |
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— | 2003 |
33% | Johnny English |
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$28M | 2003 |
92% | Ripley's Game |
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— | 2003 |
91% | Adaptation |
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$22.2M | 2002 |
21% | Knockaround Guys |
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$11.6M | 2002 |
64% | The Dancer Upstairs |
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$2.5M | 2002 |
No Score Yet | Âmes fortes, Les, (Savage Souls) |
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— | 2002 |
No Score Yet | Napoleon |
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— | 2002 |
92% | Ghost World |
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$4.7M | 2001 |
96% | I'm Going Home |
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— | 2001 |
No Score Yet | Les Miserables |
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— | 2001 |
81% | Shadow of the Vampire |
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$7.6M | 2000 |
93% | RKO 281 |
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— | 1999 |
30% | The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc |
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— | 1999 |
93% | Being John Malkovich |
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— | 1999 |
89% | Der Unhold (The Ogre) |
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— | 1999 |
No Score Yet | Ladies Room |
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— | 1999 |
69% | Time Regained |
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— | 1999 |
65% | Rounders |
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— | 1998 |
32% | The Man in the Iron Mask |
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— | 1998 |
55% | Con Air |
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— | 1997 |
No Score Yet | Great Performances |
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— | 1997 |
43% | The Portrait of a Lady |
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— | 1996 |
30% | Mulholland Falls |
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— | 1996 |
26% | Mary Reilly |
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— | 1996 |
38% | The Convent (O Convento) |
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— | 1995 |
67% | Beyond the Clouds |
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— | 1995 |
50% | Cannes Man |
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— | 1995 |
40% | Heart of Darkness |
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— | 1994 |
96% | In the Line of Fire |
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— | 1993 |
67% | Alive |
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— | 1993 |
38% | We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story |
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— | 1993 |
39% | Jennifer 8 |
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— | 1992 |
96% | Of Mice and Men |
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— | 1992 |
50% | Shadows and Fog |
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— | 1992 |
77% | The Object of Beauty |
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— | 1991 |
38% | Queens Logic |
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— | 1991 |
50% | The Sheltering Sky |
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— | 1990 |
80% | The Accidental Tourist |
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— | 1988 |
60% | Miles from Home |
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— | 1988 |
93% | Dangerous Liaisons |
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— | 1988 |
71% | Empire of the Sun |
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— | 1987 |
70% | The Glass Menagerie |
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— | 1987 |
46% | Making Mr. Right |
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— | 1987 |
No Score Yet | Santabear's Highflying Adventure |
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— | 1987 |
No Score Yet | American Playhouse |
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— | 1986 |
No Score Yet | Rocket to the Moon |
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— | 1986 |
No Score Yet | Private Conversations: On the Set of 'Death of a Salesman' |
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— | 1985 |
100% | Death of a Salesman |
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— | 1985 |
100% | Eleni |
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— | 1985 |
93% | The Killing Fields |
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— | 1984 |
96% | Places in the Heart |
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— | 1984 |
No Score Yet | Word of Honor |
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— | 1981 |
No Score Yet | American Dream |
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— | 1981 |
70% | A Wedding |
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— | 1978 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
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No Score Yet |
CBS This Morning
2012
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No Score Yet |
Colbert Report
2005-2014
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61% |
Crossbones
2014
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No Score Yet |
Conan
2010
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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No Score Yet |
The View
1997
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No Score Yet |
Saturday Night Live
1975
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No Score Yet |
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
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No Score Yet |
American Playhouse
1982-1996
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No Score Yet |
Great Performances
2000
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Quotes from John Malkovich's Characters
Dr. Octavius Brine: | Halle bury them! |
Dr. Octavius Brine: | Drew! Barry! More Power! |
Dr. Octavius Brine: | Nicolas, cage them! |
Marvin Boggs: | Kids, what happens in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin. |
Frank Moses: | You gave her a gun? |
Marvin Boggs: | It is America, Frank! |
Tom Ripley: | "Turn over and I'll tell you." |
Marvin Boggs: | "If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops." |
Frank Moses: | "That's two things." |
Han Cho Bai: | "No, Grasshopper, it is not." |
Jake: | What do these people want, my spleen? |
Marvin Boggs: | Frank, I never thought I'd say this again. I'm gettin' the pig! |
Marvin Boggs: | Do you know what's wrong with this country? |
Sarah Ross: | They're all tryin' to kill us? |
Marvin Boggs: | Exactly! |
Marvin Boggs: | You haven't killed anybody in months ! |
Marvin Boggs: | You haven't killed anybody in months! |
Frank Moses: | That's a positive thing ! |
Frank Moses: | That's a positive thing! |
Marvin Boggs: | What happens in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin! |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | I am not plausible as a tough guy because I have an effeminate voice. |
Vince Larkin: | When are you going with my plane, Cyrus? |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | We're going to Disney Land. |
Vince Larkin: | You're lying, Cyrus. |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | So are you, Vince. |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | Ohh.. Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the.. aaiirrplane!! |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | Oh. Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the airplane! |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | Do you fly, Johnny? |
Johnny 23: | No. |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | You keep that in mind when you look at her, because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane. |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | I despise rapists. For me, you're somewhere between a Cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception. |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | I despise rapists. For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception. |
Jim Graham: | (About Japanese boy) He was my friend! |
Jim Graham: | He was my friend! |
Basie: | He's a jap! |
Teddy KGB: | Just like a young man coming in for a quickie...i feel so unsatisfied. |
Teddy KGB: | Just like a young man coming in for a quickie... I feel so unsatisfied. |
Lennie: | Tell me about the rabbits... |
Marvin Boggs: | Old man, my ass! |
King Charles II: | Anyone can oppose, it's fun to be against things, but there comes a time when you have to start being for things as well. |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | Make a move and the bunny gets it |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | Make a move and the bunny gets it. |
Frank Moses: | It's not that bad, people get shot all the time. |
Sarah Ross: | No they don't, they get paper cuts. |
Marvin Boggs: | I mostly get shot. |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | To me you're somewhere between a cockroach and the white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're thirsty. |
Bruce: | Why is Shantel using what appears to be a red cup from the red floor when we are on the yellow floor? It is a visual and therefore a viseral betrayal...Stop it! |
Marvin Boggs: | Do you what's wrong with this country? |
Sarah Ross: | They're all trying to kill us? |
Marvin Boggs: | Exactly! |
Marvin Boggs: | (While running from modolva people) modolva sucks. |
Marvin Boggs: | [while running from modolva people] Modolva sucks. |
Frank Moses: | (Turns around) MODOLVA SUCKS!!!!! |
Frank Moses: | [turns around] MODOLVA SUCKS! |
Jonathan Trevanny: | Oh, hi. You're here, then. Excellent. We were hoping you'd come. |
Tom Ripley: | Why? |
Jonathan Trevanny: | Well, to... to add spice to the evening. |
Tom Ripley: | Meaning? |
Jonathan Trevanny: | You're a bit of a local personality |
Jonathan Trevanny: | People have heard about you. |
Jonathan Trevanny: | Meaning? |
Jonathan Trevanny: | Nothing. Just... nothing. |
FW. Murnau: | Go ahead! Eat the writer! That will leave you explaining how your character gets to Bremen! |
FW. Murnau: | If it's not in frame, it doesn't exist! |
FW. Murnau: | Why him, you monster? Why not the... script girl? |
Max Schreck: | Oh. The script girl. I'll eat her later. |
King Galbatorix: | I suffer without my stone. DO NOT... PROLONG... MY SUFFERING. |
Vicomte De Valmont: | But it is always the best swimmers who drown. |
Vicomte De Valmont: | You are a genuinely wicked woman. |
Marvin Boggs: | Old man my ass!! |
Marvin Boggs: | Old man my ass! |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | The last thing your daughter will see is my stinky breath! |
Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: | Hey he's right If your dick jumps out your pants you're jumping out of this plane. |
John Malkovich: | It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head! |
Tom Ripley: | It never used to be so crowded in First Class. |
Tom Ripley: | It never used to be so crowded in first class. |
Adelman Lusk: | Sure hope you succeed. I would surely hang if you didn't. And that's something I'd like to avoid. |
Quentin Turnbull: | (shoots Lusk in the head) Consider it avoided |
Quentin Turnbull: | (shoots Lusk in the head) Consider it avoided. |
Quentin Turnbull: | [shoots Lusk in the head] Consider it avoided. |
Frank Moses: | Feel better now? |
Marvin Boggs: | Yes. Let's get pancakes. |
King Galbatorix: | When the Varden learn that the legend is real, they will be encouraged to challenge me. And I am not interested in being challenged. |
King Galbatorix: | I suffer without my stone. Do not prolong my suffering. |
Athos: | [to Phillipe] Once I, once all of us, believed in serving something greater than ourselves. Aramis had his faith, Porthos his lust for life, D'Artagnan his devotion and I had Raoul. But we all had a common dream. That one day we would finally be able to serve a king who was worthy of the throne. It is what we dreamt, what we bled for, and what we have waited a lifetime to see. I taught Raoul to believe in that dream, and now my son is dead. And now I want to know if my son's life was in vain, and the only person who can answer that is you. |
Athos: | D'Artagnan, I have never known a finer man than you nor cared more for a friend, but if this king harms my son merely to take a lover, then this king will become my enemy. And so will any man who stands between that enemy and me. |
Osborne Cox: | No. No, I'm sorry, I don't know the number to, uh, my savings account because believe it or not I don't spend my entire day sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking bank accounts! Moron! |
Lucien Laurin: | He's slower than a fat man encased in concrete being drug backwards. |
Frank Moses: | We could go to Eagle's Nest. |
Marvin Boggs: | Then we all get shot. |
Marvin Boggs: | Frank, I never thought I'd say this again. I'm getting the pig! |
Marvin Boggs: | Can I kill her *now*? |
Marvin Boggs: | "She has a camra! We have to kill her!" |
Marvin Boggs: | She has a camara! We have to kill her! |