John Rhys-Davies

John Rhys-Davies

Highest Rated: 97% Victor Victoria (1982)

Lowest Rated: 4% In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006)

Birthday: May 5, 1944

Birthplace: Salisbury, Wiltshire, England, UK

John Rhys-Davies is one of modern cinema's most recognizable character actors. While best known for his work as Indiana Jones' (Harrison Ford) comic sidekick, Sallah, in two of Paramount's Indiana Jones adventure films, the actor has appeared in over 100 television shows and films since the early '70s. He has built an impressive onscreen career, especially for a stage actor who once swore that he would never perform in front of a camera. Born in Wales on May 5, 1944, Rhys-Davies grew up in England, Wales, and East Africa. He studied English and History at the University of East Anglia at Norwich, where he became interested in theater while reading classical literature. Upon graduating, Rhys-Davies earned a scholarship to study acting at London's prestigious Academy of Dramatic Art. He then worked briefly as a schoolteacher before joining the Madder-Market Theatre in Norwich. The actor, who eventually advanced to the Royal Shakespeare Company, performed in over 100 plays. His theatrical credits include starring roles in Shakespeare's Othello, The Tempest, Hamlet, Macbeth, and Henry the Fourth, Ibsen's Hedda Gabler, and Moliere's The Misanthrope. Rhys-Davies was 28 when he made his television debut in 1972 as Laughing Spam Fritter in the BBC's Budgie, a comedy starring former British pop star Adam Faith as an amusing ne'er-do-well. In 1975, he joined John Hurt in the cast of the television show The Naked Civil Servant, which chronicled the rich life of Quentin Crisp. One year later, Rhys-Davies re-teamed with Hurt, as well as Derek Jacobi and Patrick Stewart, for the BBC's unforgettable three-part adaptation of Robert Graves' I, Claudius and Claudius the God. Titled I, Claudius, the television miniseries appeared on PBS's Masterpiece Theater and gave American audiences their first glimpse of the actor. He subsequently starred as Vasco Rodrigues in NBC's adaptation of James Clavell's Shogun, which told the adventures of an English sailor stranded in Japan during the early 17th century. Rhys-Davies' performance earned him both an Emmy nomination and the attention of director Steven Spielberg. In 1981, Spielberg cast Rhys-Davies as the comic, fez-wearing Sallah in Raiders of the Lost Ark, the first installment of the Indiana Jones movies. The film was an instant success and Rhys-Davies' comedic skill made Sallah an audience favorite. He went on to film Victor/Victoria (1982) with Julie Andrews, James Garner, Robert Preston, Leslie Ann Warren, and former pro-football player Alex Karras. For the next two decades, the actor worked on numerous films and television shows and made memorable guest appearances on ChiPs, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Murder, She Wrote, Perry Mason, Tales From the Crypt, Star Trek: Voyager, and The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne. In 1987, he portrayed Front de Boeuf in the television adaptation of Sir Walter Scott's Ivanhoe that starred James Mason and Sam Neill. That same year, he played the evil Russian General Koskov in the Timothy Dalton-helmed James Bond film The Living Daylights. 1989 saw Rhys-Davies playing Joe Gargery in the Disney Channel's adaptation of Dickens' Great Expectations, starring in the miniseries version of War and Remembrance with Robert Mitchum, David Dukes, and Jane Seymour, and returning as Sallah in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. In 1990, he wrote and starred in the safari adventure film Tusks. In 1991, he hosted the documentary Archaeology. In 1993, he signed onto the series The Untouchables, based on Brian De Palma's hit film. The show was short-lived and Rhys-Davies did not work on a successful television series until 1995's Sliders with Jerry O'Connell. The sci-fi venture accrued a rather large fan base: Audience members were openly upset when Rhys-Davies' character, the bombastic Professor Maximillian P. Arturo, left the series after only three seasons. After appearing with Damon Wayans in The Great White Hype (1996), Rhys-Davies recorded voice work for the animated film

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Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Valley of the Gods Actor 2020
No Score Yet Tainted Vladimir 2020
No Score Yet Valley of the Gods Actor 2020
No Score Yet Grizzly II. Revenge Bouchard 2020
60% I am Patrick Actor 2020
No Score Yet G-Loc Actor 2020
No Score Yet Mosley Actor 2019
60% The Pilgrim's Progress Actor 2019
No Score Yet Silent Night: A Song for the World Actor 2019
No Score Yet Santa Fake Joe 2019
No Score Yet Santa Fake Actor 2019
No Score Yet Soldier of War Jack 2018
No Score Yet I Am Israel Actor 2017
No Score Yet Camera Store Pinky Steuben 2016
No Score Yet Peter - The Redemption Peter Executive Producer 2016
91% Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made Actor $72.4K 2016
No Score Yet Volcano Returns Col. Carlo Dillard 2016
No Score Yet Winter Thaw Martin Avdeitch 2016
No Score Yet Saul: The Journey to Damascus Caiphas Executive Producer 2015
78% Time Lapse Mr. Bezzerides 2015
23% Beyond The Mask Charles Kemp $1.3M 2015
No Score Yet Many Beautiful Things John Ruskin 2015
43% Killing Jesus Annas 2015
No Score Yet The Red Dress Angelo 2015
No Score Yet Return to the Hiding Place Eusi 2014
No Score Yet The Watchmaker's Apprentice Actor 2014
No Score Yet Golden Shoes Burt 2013
No Score Yet Concrete Blondes Actor 2013
No Score Yet Concrete Blondes Kostas Jakobatos 2013
No Score Yet Prisoners Of The Sun Actor 2013
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! Adventures: The Mystery Map Actor 2013
No Score Yet 100 Degrees Below Zero Ralph 2013
No Score Yet Escape Malcolm 2012
No Score Yet Kjb: The Book That Changed The World Actor 2011
No Score Yet Ferocious Planet Senator Crenshaw 2011
No Score Yet Tom And Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes Dr. Watson 2010
No Score Yet The Precious One Actor 2010
No Score Yet Medium Raw: Night of the Wolf Elliot Carbon 2010
8% 31 North 62 East (Too Close to the Truth) John Hammond 2009
No Score Yet Anacondas: Trail of Blood Murdoch 2009
No Score Yet Reclaiming the Blade Narrator 2008
No Score Yet Fire & Ice: The Dragon Chronicles Sangimel 2008
No Score Yet Anaconda III Murdoch 2008
No Score Yet Kiss Me Deadly Yale 2008
No Score Yet Medium Raw Actor 2008
No Score Yet The Ferryman The Greek 2007
4% In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale Merick $4.6M 2006
19% One Night With the King Mordecai $13.4M 2006
No Score Yet Shark Bait Thorton 2006
No Score Yet The Legend of Sasquatch Ranger Steve 2006
No Score Yet Prophecies of the Passion Actor 2005
43% Shadows in the Sun Mr. Benton 2005
No Score Yet The King Maker Phillippe 2005
No Score Yet The Lost Angel Father Kevin 2005
26% Le match de leur vie Bill Jeffrey $0.4M 2005
No Score Yet Chupacabra Terror Capt. Randolph 2005
No Score Yet Ringers - Lord of the Fans Actor 2005
No Score Yet Endangered Species (Earth Alien) Actor 2004
26% The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement Viscount Mabrey $95.2M 2004
No Score Yet Dragon Storm King Fastrad 2004
No Score Yet Dragonstorm Actor 2004
No Score Yet The Privileged Planet Narrator 2004
No Score Yet Coronado Actor 2004
No Score Yet 12 Days of Terror Actor 2004
93% The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Gimli/Voice of Treebeard $364.1M 2003
No Score Yet La Femme Musketeer Actor 2003
17% The Medallion Hammerstock-Smythe $22M 2003
No Score Yet Coronado Presidente Hugo Luis Ramos 2003
No Score Yet Helen of Troy King Priam 2003
19% The Jungle Book 2 Mowgli's father $47.9M 2003
No Score Yet The Search for the Real Mt. Sinai Actor 2003
95% The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Treebeard Gimli $339.8M 2002
20% Sabretooth Anthony Bricklin 2002
No Score Yet Scorcher Sallin 2002
No Score Yet Endangered Species Police Lt. Wyznowski 2002
91% The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Gimli $314.1M 2001
No Score Yet Secret of the Andes Father Claver 2001
No Score Yet Catherine the Great Pugachev 2000
No Score Yet Sinbad: Beyond the Veil of Mists King Akron 2000
No Score Yet Britannic Captain Barrett 2000
No Score Yet Au Pair Nigel Kent 1999
No Score Yet The Protector (Body Armor) Rasheed 1997
No Score Yet Bloodsport III Jacques Duvalier 1997
74% Cats Don't Dance Woolie the Elephant 1997
No Score Yet High Crusade Actor 1997
No Score Yet Marquis de Sade Inpsector Marais 1996
No Score Yet Glory Daze Luther 1996
45% The Great White Hype Johnny Windsor 1996
No Score Yet Echo of Blue Actor 1996
33% Aladdin and the King of Thieves Cassim 1995
No Score Yet Beyond Forgiveness Actor 1995
No Score Yet A Flintstones Christmas Carol Actor 1994
No Score Yet The High Crusade Bruder Parvus 1994
No Score Yet Robot In The Family Actor 1994
No Score Yet Ring of the Musketeers Maurice Treville 1994
No Score Yet Cyborg Cop Actor 1993
No Score Yet South Beach Actor 1993
No Score Yet The Seventh Coin Galil 1993
No Score Yet Sunset Grill Stockton 1993
No Score Yet Return to the Lost World Challenger 1993
No Score Yet Canvas Nick 1992
No Score Yet Perry Mason: The Case of the Fatal Framing Phillip Graff 1992
No Score Yet The Lost World Prof. Challenger 1992
No Score Yet The Double 0 Kid Actor 1992
No Score Yet The Unnamable II Professor Warren 1992
No Score Yet The Double O Kid Rudi Von Kseenbaum 1992
No Score Yet Shogun Mayeda El Zaidan 1991
No Score Yet Secret Weapon Mossad Chief 1990
No Score Yet Rising Storm Don Waldo 1990
No Score Yet The Gifted One Carl Boardman 1989
87% Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Sallah 1989
No Score Yet The Trial of the Incredible Hulk Wilson Fisk 1989
No Score Yet Tusks Roger Singh Screenwriter 1989
No Score Yet Desperado: Badlands Justice Marriott 1989
No Score Yet Goddess of Love Zeus 1988
No Score Yet Higher Ground Lt. Smight 1988
60% Waxwork Anton Weber 1988
No Score Yet Perry Mason: The Case of the Murdered Madam Ed Tremaine 1987
72% The Living Daylights Gen. Leonid Pushkin 1987
No Score Yet The Little Match Girl Actor 1987
8% Firewalker Corky 1986
No Score Yet In the Shadow of Kilimanjaro Chris Tucker 1986
8% King Solomon's Mines Dogati 1985
No Score Yet Best Revenge (Misdeal) Mustapha 1984
No Score Yet Nairobi Affair Simon 1984
No Score Yet Sword of the Valiant Baron Fortinbras 1984
No Score Yet Sahara Rasoul 1984
No Score Yet Kim Babu 1984
No Score Yet Sadat Actor 1983
97% Victor Victoria Andre Cassell 1982
No Score Yet Ivanhoe Front de Boeuf 1982
95% Raiders of the Lost Ark Sallah 1981
No Score Yet Peter and Paul Actor 1981
No Score Yet Sphinx Stephanos Markoulis 1981
No Score Yet Island of Adventure Actor 1981
75% Shogun Vasco Rodrigues 1980
No Score Yet The Merchant Of Venice Actor 1980
No Score Yet A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square (The Big Scam) Solicitor 1979
No Score Yet The Nativity Actor 1978
No Score Yet The Naked Civil Servant Barndoor 1975
No Score Yet The Black Windmill Special Policeman 1974

TV

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No Score Yet Wizards: Tales of Arcadia
2020
Galahad 2020
78% The Shannara Chronicles
2016-2017
King Eventine 2017
2016
No Score Yet Metal Hurlant Chronicles
2012-2014
Holgarth 2014
80% Once Upon a Time
2011-2018
Narrator Voice Grand Pabbie 2014
No Score Yet Face Off
2011-2017
Judge 2013
89% Psych
2006-2014
2012
42% Legend of the Seeker
2008-2010
Horace 2010
2009
No Score Yet Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire
2009
Grimshank 2009
No Score Yet Revelations
2005
Lampley Jonah Lampley 2005
62% Arli$$
1996-2002
Davey Owen Jones 2002
95% Justice League
2004
Voice Lord Hades 2002
No Score Yet SpongeBob SquarePants
1999
Voice 2002
2001
2000
No Score Yet Sliders
1995-2000
Prof. Maximillian Arturo Arturo 2000
1999
1997
1996
1995
77% Star Trek: Voyager
1995-2001
Da Vinci Leonardo da Vinci 1997
No Score Yet Gargoyles
1994-1997
Voice 1995
No Score Yet The Untouchables
1993-1994
Malone Agent Mike Malone 1994
1993
No Score Yet Murder, She Wrote
1984-1996
Harry Waverly Lancaster Harry Mordecai 1994
1989
1988
82% Tales from the Crypt
1989-1996
Guest 1991
No Score Yet War and Remembrance
1988-1989
Sammy Mutterperl 1988
No Score Yet Fresh Eggs
2019
Cutter
100% Under Cover
1991
Flynn

QUOTES FROM John Rhys-Davies CHARACTERS

Sallah says: Indy why does the flood move?

Indiana Jones says: give me your torch

Indiana Jones says: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Sallah says: Asp very dangerous you go first Indy.

Indiana Jones says: Balloq's medallion only had writing on one side? You sure about that?

Sallah says: Positive

Indiana Jones says: Balloq's staff is too long they are digging in the wrong place

Sallah says: they are digging in the wrong place "I am the monarch of the sea I am the ruler of the coup....."

Sallah says: Bad Dates (points to dead monkey)

Sallah says: Ah Indy why does the floor move?

Indiana Jones says: give me your torch

Indiana Jones says: Give me your torch.

Indiana Jones says: Snakes why does there have to be Snakes?

Sallah says: Asps very dangerous you first

Sallah says: Asps very dangerous you first.

Treebeard says: The Ents cannot hold back this storm. We must weather such things as we have always done.

Merry says: How can that be your decision?!

Merry says: How can that be your decision?

Treebeard says: This is not our war.

Merry says: But you’re part of this world! Aren’t you?!

Merry says: But you're part of this world! Aren't you?!

Merry says: But you're part of this world! Aren't you?

Gimli says: Not the beard!

Gimli says: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.

Legolas says: What about side by side with a friend?

Gimli says: I could do that.

Treebeard says: We have come to believe that you are not Orcs.

Pippin says: Well, that's good news!

Gimli says: You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.

Gimli says: Nobody tosses a Dwarf!

Gimli says: I will be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an elf! Never trust an elf!

Legolas says: Have you heard nothing what Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed!

Gimli says: And I suppose you think you are the one to do it!

Gimli says: That still only counts as one!

Boromir says: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. And the Great Eye, is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly!

Legolas says: Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The Ring must be destroyed!

Gimli says: And I suppose you think you're the one to do it!

Boromir says: And if we fail, what then? What happens when Sauron takes back what is his?!

Gimli says: I will be dead before I see the Ring, in the hands of an Elf!

Aragorn says: We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and death. Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some orc.

Gimli says: Yes!!

Gimli says: Yes!

Gimli says: I never thought I'd die side-by-side with an elf..

Legolas says: How about side-by-side with a friend?

Gimli says: I could do that.

Treebeard says: War? Yes, it affects us all.

Legolas says: (Lands after killing an Oliphaunt)

Legolas says: [lands after killing an Oliphaunt]

Gimli says: ....That still only counts as one!

Gimli says: That still only counts as one!

Gimli says: (Decapitating an urukai) Legolas! two already!

Gimli says: [decapitating an urukai] Legolas! Two already!

Legolas says: I'm on 17!

Gimli says: What! Ain't no pointy eared elf outscoring me!! raaaahrr

Gimli says: What! Ain't no pointy eared elf outscoring me!

Legolas says: You have my bow.

Gimli says: And my axe!

Éomer says: What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddlemark?Speak quickly!!

Éomer says: What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddlemark? Speak quickly!

Gimli says: Give me your name horse-master, and I shall give you mine

Gimli says: Give me your name horse-master, and I shall give you mine.

Éomer says: I would cut off your head, master dwarf, if it only stood a little higher from the ground

Éomer says: I would cut off your head, master dwarf, if it only stood a little higher from the ground.

Legolas says: [notches an arrow and points it at Eomer] You would die before your sword fell

Legolas says: [notches an arrow and points it at Eomer] You would die before your sword fell.

Gimli says: **Steps away slowly**

Gimli says: [steps away slowly]

Sallah says: Bad dates.

Sallah says: What does it always mean, with this "Junior"?

Sallah says: What does it always mean, with this 'Junior'?

Dr. Henry Jones says: That's his name, "Henry Jones Junior"

Dr. Henry Jones says: That's his name, 'Henry Jones Junior'.

Indiana Jones says: I like "Indiana"

Indiana Jones says: I like 'Indiana'.

Indiana Jones says: We named the dog "Indiana"

Indiana Jones says: We named the dog 'Indiana'.

Marcus Brody says: May we go home now, please?

Sallah says: The Dog? You are named after the Dog? [He then laughs].

Sallah says: The Dog? You are named after the Dog? [he then laughs]

Indiana Jones says: Got a lot of fun memories with that dog.

Éomer says: What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!

Gimli says: Give me your name horse-master, and I shall give you mine .

Gimli says: Give me your name horse-master, and I shall give you mine.

Éomer says: I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground....

Éomer says: I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground...

Legolas says: (notches an arrow and points at Eomer) You would die before your stroke fell!!!

Legolas says: [notches an arrow and points at Eomer] You would die before your stroke fell!

Sallah says: Indy, there is something that troubles me.

Indiana Jones says: What is it?

Sallah says: The Ark. If is there at Tanis, then it is something that Man was not meant to disturb. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this Earth.

Gimli says: What's going on out there?

Legolas says: Shall I describe it to you? Or will you like me to find you a box?

Gimli says: What's happening out there?

Legolas says: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?

Gimli says: What's happening out there? Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box? Gimil laughs.

Gimli says: What's happening out there?

Legolas says: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?

Gimli says: There's plenty for the rest of us... may the best drawf win!

Legolas says: Final count: fourty-two.

Gimli says: Fourty-two?! That's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on fourty-three.

Legolas says: [Legolas frowns. He draws his bow and shoots Gimli's Uruk.] Fourty-three.

Legolas says: [legolas frowns. He draws his bow and shoots Gimli's Uruk.] Fourty-three.

Gimli says: He was already dead.

Legolas says: He was twitching.

Gimli says: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!

Treebeard says: Hold on, little Shirelings. I always like going south. Somehow it feels like going down hill.

Treebeard says: War, yes. It affects us all. But you must understand, young hobbit. It takes a long time to say anything in old Entish, and we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Pippin says: They must have decided something by now.

Treebeard says: Decided? No, we've only just finished saying good morning.

Merick says: Sometimes, the Gods know what's best for us.

Merick says: Sometimes, the Gods know what's best for us.

King Konreid says: ...What the hell does that mean!?

King Konreid says: What the hell does that mean!?

Gimli says: "Never thought I'd die side by side with an elf."

Gimli says: Never thought I'd die side by side with an elf.

Legolas says: "And what about side by side with a friend?"

Legolas says: And what about side by side with a friend?

Gimli says: "...Aye. I could do that."

Gimli says: ...Aye. I could do that.

Gimli says: Let him stay there! Let him rot! Why should we care?

Gimli says: Let him stay there. *Let him rot!* Why should we care?

Gandalf says: Because ten thousand orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom! I've sent him to his death...

Gandalf says: Because ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Sallah says: Asps! Very dangerous. You go first.

Sallah says: Asps... very dangerous. You go first.

Gimli says: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.

Gimli says: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.

Legolas says: What about side by side with a friend?

Gimli says: Aye, I could do that.

Gimli says: Aye. I could do that.

Gimli says: Certainty of death with little chance of success, what are we waiting for?

Gimli says: Certainty of death, *small* chance of success. What are we waiting for?

Gimli says: Aragorn, toss me.

Gimli says: Toss me.

Aragorn says: What?

Gimli says: Toss me.

Aragorn says: Huh?

Gimli says: I CAN'T JUMP THE DISTANCE, YOU HAVE TO TOSS ME!

Gimli says: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. [pauses, looks up at Aragorn]

Aragorn says: Very well.

Gimli says: Don't tell the elf.

Gimli says: Oh, and uh, Don't tell the elf.

Aragorn says: Not a word.

Aragorn says: You have my word.

Indiana Jones says: I'm going after that truck.

Sallah says: How?

Indiana Jones says: I don't know, I'm making it up as I go.

Gimli says: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

Indiana Jones says: They're digging in the wrong place!

Sallah says: They're digging in the wrong place!

Treebeard says: The ents are going to war! It is likely we go to our doom. The last march of the ents.

Sallah says: Indy.....Why does the floor move?

Sallah says: Indy. Why does the floor move?

Indiana Jones says: (Indiana looks closer and notices the thousands of snakes on the floor, he rolls over) Snakes..why does it always have to be snakes?

Indiana Jones says: (Indiana looks closer and notices the thousands of snakes on the floor, he rolls over) Snakes! Why does it always have to be snakes?

Gimli says: [after Legolas takes down an oliphaunt] That still only counts as one!

Gimli says: I have been dealt a wound beyond all healing, for I have looked the last... upon that which was fairest. Henceforth I will call nothing fair unless it be her gift to me.

Legolas says: What was it?

Gimli says: I asked for one hair from her golden head... she gave me three.

Gimli says: I asked for one hair from her golden head... she gave me three.

Sallah says: They are loading the ark into a truck.

Indiana Jones says: What truck?

Gimli says: Nobody tosses a dwarf.

Gimli says: Salty Pork!?

Gimli says: Salted Pork!?

Gimli says: Salted Pork?

Gimli says: Well this is unheard of! An elf will go underground, when a dwarf dare not! I'd never hear the end of it.

Gimli says: "I guess that concludes negotiations".

Gimli says: I guess that concludes negotiations.

Gimli says: "This is a thing unheard of! An Elf will go underground whereas a Dwarf dare not?".

Gimli says: An Elf will go underground whereas a Dwarf dare not.

Gimli says: "Certainty of death, small chance of success. What are we wating for?"

Gimli says: Certainty of death, small chance of success. What are we wating for?

Gimli says: "Never trust an Elf!".

Gimli says: Never trust an Elf!

Gimli says: "No one tosses a Dwarf".

Gimli says: No one tosses a Dwarf.

Gimli says: "Whats happening out there?".

Gimli says: What's happening out there?

Legolas says: "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"

Legolas says: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?

Gimli says: "Could have picked a better spot".

Gimli says: Could have picked a better spot!

Gimli says: "Don't tell the elf"

Gimli says: Don't tell the elf.

Aragorn says: "Not. A. word"

Aragorn says: Not. A. Word.

Gimli says: "We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances"

Gimli says: We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances.

Legolas says: "I feel something, a slight tingle in my fingers, I think its affecting me!"

Legolas says: I feel something, a slight tingle in my fingers, I think its affecting me!

Legolas says: "Game Over"

Legolas says: Game Over.

Gimli says: "Its the dwarfs that go swimming, with little hairy women"

Gimli says: It's the dwarfs that go swimming, with little hairy women.

�?omer says: "But do not trust to hope, it is forsaken in these lands"

�?omer says: But do not trust to hope, it is forsaken in these lands.

�?omer says: "TO THE KING!!"

�?omer says: To the King!

Théoden says: "Let this me th hour, when we draw swords together"

Théoden says: Let this me the hour, when we draw swords together.

Indiana Jones says: Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes?

Sallah says: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.

Gimli says: They had no honor in life. They have none now in death.