Matthew Broderick

David says: Is this real or is it a game?

Joshua says: What's the difference?

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: When your love is truly given, it will come back to you tenfold.

Steven says: You're right. That's incredibly insightful.

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: I know. It was Jerry Springer's Final Thought on Friday's show.

Steven Schats says: Second acts are tough.

Steven Schats says: Put the Pomeranian down!

Simba says: Rooooar Roooar Rooar!

Shenzi says: What!? Is that it? Do it again, come on.

Zazu says: Wrong! The only checking out you will do, is to check out of here.

Young Simba says: Aww, man!

Zazu says: We're way beyond the boundaries of the Pride Lands.

Simba says: Old banana beak is scared.

Zazu says: That's Mr. Banana Beak to you fuzzy. And I sense right now we are all in very real danger.

Young Simba says: Danger, ha! I look on the wild side. I laugh at the face of danger, hahahaha.

Ferris Bueller says: The question isn't 'what are we going to do', the question is 'what aren't we going to do?'

Ferris Bueller says: The question isn't what are we going to do. The question is what aren't we going to do.

Ferris Bueller says: Do you have a kiss for daddy?

Sloane Peterson says: Are you kidding? (they kiss and make out)

Sloane Peterson says: Are you kidding?

Ed Rooney says: (see's this from a distance) hmmm, so that's how it is in their family.

Ed Rooney says: Hmmm, so that's how it is in their family.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: That's a lot of fish.

Ferris Bueller says: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Clark Kellogg says: I'm getting too old for this nonsense.

Victor Ray says: [hands Clark a fake passport] Is that a piece of work or what?

Clark Kellogg says: What is this? "Rodolfo Lasparri"?

Clark Kellogg says: What is this? 'Rodolfo Lasparri'?

Clark Kellogg says: You promise?

Carmone Sabatini says: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.

Clark Kellogg says: It's a crime.

Carmone Sabatini says: Now you're speaking in generalities.

Clark Kellogg says: But it's an endangered species!

Carmone Sabatini says: Not any more. It's in New Jersey, it's fine.

Clark Kellogg says: [narrating] There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed... because you know things can't get any worse.

Clark Kellogg says: [In Little Italy] This is it?

Clark Kellogg says: [in Little Italy] This is it?

Victor Ray says: Yeah. Safest neighborhood in New York. [Gunshot in the background]

Victor Ray says: Yeah. Safest neighborhood in New York. [gunshot in the background]

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: Dear Mother, They learn, learn quickly, faster than white troops it seems to me. They are almost grave and sedate under instruction and they restrain themselves. But the moment they are dismissed from drill every tongue is relaxed and every ivory tooth is visible and you would not know from the sound of it that this is an army camp. They must have learned this from long hours of meaningless, inhuman work oo set them free so quickly. It gives them great energy. And there is no doubt we will leave this state as fine a regiment as any that as marched. As ever, your son, Robert.

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: Good morning gentlemen, I am Colonel Robert Gould Shaw. I am your commanding officer. It is a great pleasure to see you all here today. It is my hope that the same courage, spirit, and honor, which has brought us together, will one day restore this Union. May God bless us all.

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: There's more to fighting than rest, sir. There's character. There's strength of heart. You should have seen us in action two days ago. We were a sight to see! We'll be ready, sir. When do you want us?

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: Glory hallelujah

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: Glory hallelujah.

Ferris Bueller says: Speak any English?

Garage Attendant says: What country do you think this is?

Ferris Bueller says: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I'm not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!

Mufasa says: SIMBA! SIMBA! HELP ME!

Simba says: No! Dad! Just A Little Farther!

Simba says: FATHER!

Kovu says: [Scar's Physical form latches onto simba] GOTCHA!! Trust Me...

Kovu says: (Scar's physical form) HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

Mufasa says: Simbaaaaaaaaaaaa! [falls from Gorge]

Simba says: NOOOOOOOO! Scar! [Scar transforms into Kovu] Kovu? [Kovu throws simba down after Mufasa]

Kovu says: (Scar's Physical form latches onto simba)GOTCHA!! Trust Me...

Mufasa says: Simbaaaaaaaaaaaa! (Falls from Gorge)

Simba says: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Scar! (Scar transforms into Kovu) Kovu? (Kovu throws simba down after Mufasa)

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: I've always wanted to join the French Foreign Legion.

Audrey Timmonds says: Who was that French guy, anyway?

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: Oh, just some insurance guy.

Simba says: Look, sometimes bad things happen--

Nala says: Simba!

Simba says: --and there's nothing you can do about it. So why worry?

Simba says: And there's nothing you can do about it. So why worry?

Nala says: Because it's your responsibility!

Ferris Bueller says: 'Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it'

Ferris Bueller says: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Mr. Marks says: Bloom, where do you think you're going? You've already had your toilet break.

Leopold Bloom says: I'm not going into the toilet. I'm going into show business! And Mr. Marks, I have news for you: I quit! And you're right about one thing. You are a CPA: a Certified Public ASSHOLE! Here's my visor, my Dixon Ticonderoga number 2 pencil, and my big finish!

Audrey Timmonds says: Oh, wait. I don't get it. If he's the first of his kind,how can he be pregnant? Doesn't he need a mate?

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: Not if he reproduces asexually.

Audrey Timmonds says: Where's the fun in that?

Military Communications Guy (uncredited) says: I can't believe it! He did all of this and we did nothing to him!

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: Oh, that's not true. We fed him!

Mufasa says: Scar! Brother, help me!

Scar says: Long live the king.

Simba says: Noooo!

Simba says: "Stay out of this!"

Simba says: Stay out of this!

Kiara says: "Daddy this has to stop, a wise king once told me we are one I didn't understand him then, now I do."

Kiara says: Daddy this has to stop, a wise king once told me we are one I didn't understand him then, now I do.

Simba says: "But us them-"

Simba says: But us them..

Kiara says: "Them us look at them they ARE us what differences to you see?"

Kiara says: Them us look at them they ARE us what differences to you see?

Cameron Frye says: What did I do?

Ferris Bueller says: [looking back at him] You killed the car.

Scar says: Simba: Will you cut it out!? Rafiki: Can't cut it out! It grow right back!

Simba says: Will you cut it out!?

Rafiki says: Can't cut it out! It grow right back!

Leopold Bloom says: Thank you very much for smiling. That helped a great deal.

Max Bialystock says: Well, you know what they say. Smile and the whole world smiles with you. Ha ha ha (Whispers to Shakespeare bust) This man belongs in a strait jacket!

Max Bialystock says: Well, you know what they say. Smile and the whole world smiles with you. Ha ha ha [whispers to Shakespeare bust] This man belongs in a strait jacket!

Larry London says: [sings in German] Mein Herz schwebt in Blut! That means 'My Heart Swims In Blood'.

Clark Kellogg says: Yeah.

Carmone Sabatini says: I want you to take this opportunity. Totally legitimate work for $1,000 dollars a week. And I know that you're not gonna disappoint me.

Clark Kellogg says: Well, I don't see how I could say no.

Carmone Sabatini says: [leans back in his chair] This is not a yes. [takes a walnut and cracks it open in his hand]

Carmone Sabatini says: [still crushing the shell] I want to hear yes.

Clark Kellogg says: Sir, I don't know where this talk of marriage began, but I'm really not ready. I'd really like to sample life a little bit first.

Carmone Sabatini says: Wait. No, wait. Clark, after you get married you sample life. I mean, this is what men do. Marriage is an institution. It's the bedrock of society.

Clark Kellogg says: My heart was pounding as I crossed the dance floor. In a few minutes I would be free or dead.... or Rodolfo Lasparri of Palermo, Sicily!

Clark Kellogg says: You promise?

Carmone Sabatini says: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.

Clark Kellogg says: [narrating] There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed... because you know things can't get any worse.

Inspector Gadget says: I don't know what you're up to, Schoolex, but you'll never get away with this.

Claw says: [laughs] Oh how cliche inspector, [sighs] I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday Morning cartoons. [They turn around and look at Sykes]

Sikes says: Huh?

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: Eight years is a long time. Can I make you a cup of tea?

Audrey Timmonds says: Sure, that'd be nice.

Audrey Timmonds says: Are you still mad at me?

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: Well, you left without a phone call, letter, nothing, all this time. Yeah, I guess I am still a little mad.

Audrey Timmonds says: That was eight years ago. Some people change.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: Most people don't.

Sergeant O'Neal says: We did nothing to him.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: That's not true. We fed him.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: This animal is way too big to be some kind of lost dinosaur.

Ferris Bueller says: Cameron is so tight, that is you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, and twisted, you'd have a diamond.

Ferris Bueller says: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: The radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the clue. This animal is way too big to be some kind of lost dinosaur.

Colonel Hicks says: Well don't tell me what it is and tell me what the hell. it is

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: Well, what do we know? Uh, it was first sighted off the French Polynesian Pacific. That area has been exposed to dozens of nuclear tests over the past 30 years. It's possible that the testing has created a new species, the first of its kind...

Despereaux says: "No...I'm a gentlemen."

Despereaux says: No... I'm a gentlemen.

Timon says: Hey, where are you going?

Simba says: Nowhere.

Timon says: You okay kid?

Simba says: I guess so...

Pumbaa says: You nearly died.

Timon says: I saved you!

Pumbaa says: [Snorts]

Pumbaa says: [snorts]

Timon says: Well, uh, Pumbaa helped. A little.

David says: [typing] People sometimes make mistakes.

Joshua says: Yes, they do.

Josh Kovacs says: Slide, we gotta use the truck. Where are the keys?

Slide says: Under the sun visor.

Mr. Fitzhugh says: You leave the keys? In New York?

Slide says: It's a stolen car!

Mr. Fitzhugh says: You brought a stolen car? To a robbery?

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: That's a lot of fish.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: (repeated line)It's Tatopoulos.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: [repeated line] It's Tatopoulos.

Timon says: O.K, so how are we going to get past those hyenas?

Simba says: Well, we need some bait.

Timon says: O.K. (Realising) Hey!

Simba says: Oh, c'mon!

Timon says: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?

Simba says: Murderer!

Scar says: No, Simba. Please.

Simba says: Tell them the truth!

Scar says: The truth? But truth is in the eye of the behold...

Simba says: (Choking Scar)

Scar says: Alright. (Choking) Alright! (Softly) I did it.

Simba says: So they can hear you.

Scar says: I killed Mufasa!

Mr. Fitzhugh says: "Were plotters. We plotted. That's a crime right?"

Mr. Fitzhugh says: Were plotters. We plotted. That's a crime right?

Ferris Bueller says: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I'm going to be caught, it's not gonna be by a guy like that!

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: Sgt. Mulcahy!

Sgt. Mulcahy says: Sir!

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: I have no doubt you are a fair man, Mulcahy. I wonder if you are treating the men too hard. [Sgt. Mulcahy pauses] You may speak freely.

Sgt. Mulcahy says: The boy is a friend of yours, is he?

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: Yes, we grew up together

Sgt. Mulcahy says: Let him grow up some more.

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: If you men will accept no pay. Then none of us will. *Tears up check*

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: If you men will accept no pay. Then none of us will. [tears up check]

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: Sounds like heart break to me

Steven Kovacs says: Well I really don't want to discuss it with you. Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.

Chip Douglas the Cable Guy says: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!

Mr. Fitzhugh says: If you need me, I'll be living in this box.

Ferris Bueller says: You killed the car.

Canid 3942 AKA Hubble says: [In a deleted scene] How much is that person in the window?

Canid 3942 AKA Hubble says: Sit!

Ferris Bueller says: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

Ferris Bueller says: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Isabeau says: So, you intend to by my protector as well, eh? Iâ??m flattered.

Isabeau says: So, you intend to by my protector as well, eh? I'm flattered.

Phillipe Gaston says: Actually, the truth is, heâ??ll kill me if I lose it.

Phillipe Gaston says: Actually, the truth is, he'll kill me if I lose it.

Phillipe Gaston says: Sir, the truth is I talk to God all the time, and no offense, but he never mentioned you.

Phillipe Gaston says: I should have known better. Every happy moment in my life has come from lying.

Victor (Animal) Palotti says: Where did you find this guy?

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: He's from France!

Ferris Bueller says: It's not that i support facsism or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believ in me." Not bad, but then again he was the walrus.

Ferris Bueller says: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

Ferris Bueller says: They bought it. Incredible, one of the worst preformances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.

Ferris Bueller says: Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second!

Timon says: Pumbaa, hey. What's going on?

Pumbaa says: She's gonna eat me!

Timon says: Huh? (looks at Nala running towards them) Whoa! Geez, why do I always have to save your- Ahh!

Timon says: Huh? [looks at Nala running towards them] Whoa! Geez, why do I always have to save your- Ahh!

Simba says: (Attacks Nala to protect Timon and Pumbaa)

Simba says: [attacks Nala to protect Timon and Pumbaa]

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: That's a lot of fish.

Simba says: I think you are a little confused.

Rafiki says: Wrong! I'm not the one who's confused. You don't even know who you are!

Rafiki says: Wrong! I'm not the one who is confused. You don't even know who you are!

Simba says: Oh, and I suppose you know?

Simba says: Oh, and I suppose you know?

Rafiki says: Sure do. You're Mufasa's boy! [Simba turns around to look at him, shocked]

Rafiki says: Sure do. You are Mufasa's boy!

Rafiki says: Bye.

Simba says: (Gasps)

Simba says: Creepy little monkey. Will you stop following me? Who are you?

Rafiki says: The question is, *who* are you?

Simba says: (Sighs) I thought I knew. Now I'm not so sure.

Simba says: [sighs] I thought I knew. Now I'm not so sure.

Rafiki says: I know who you are. (Whispers) Come here, it's a secret. (Loudly) Asante sana, Squash banana, Wewe nugu, Mimi apana!

Rafiki says: I know who you are. [whispers] Come here, it's a secret. [loudly] Asante sana, Squash banana, Wewe nugu, Mimi apana!

Simba says: Enough already! What is that supposed to mean anyway?

Rafiki says: It means you are a baboon, and I'm not. Hehehehe!

Rafiki says: It means you are a baboon, and I'm not. Hehe!

Simba says: You don't deserve to live!

Scar says: But Simba, I am family! It's the hyenas, who are the real enemy! It was their fault! It was their idea!

Simba says: Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.

Scar says: What are you going to do? You wouldn't kill your own uncle.

Simba says: No, Scar. I'm not like you.

Scar says: [Relieved] Oh, Simba, thank you! You are truely noble! I'll make it up to you, I promise. And how can I approve myself to you? Tell me, I mean, anything.

Scar says: [relieved] Oh, Simba, thank you! You are truely noble! I'll make it up to you, I promise. And how can I approve myself to you? Tell me, I mean, anything.

Simba says: Run! Run away, Scar. And never return.

Scar says: Yes. Of course. As you wish, Your Majesty! [Throws sparks of fire into Simba's eyes, and the battle between Simba and Scar begins]

Ferris Bueller says: How could i possibly be able to handle school on a day like this?

Ferris Bueller says: How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?

Simba says: Zazu help me!

Zazu says: Don't worry your father is on his way!

Zazu says: Your father is on the way! Hold on!

Simba says: Hurry!

Simba says: [Losing grip] Hurry!

Rafiki says: What was that?! Heh, heh. The weather. Pleah! Very peculiar. Don't you think?

Simba says: Yeah. Looks like the winds are changing.

Rafiki says: Ah, change is good.

Simba says: Yeah, but it's not easy. I know what I have to do, but... going back means I have to face my past. I have been running from it for so long.

Simba says: You knew my father?

Rafiki says: Correction: I *know* your father.

Rafiki says: Correction. I *know* your father.

Simba says: Dad?

Mufasa says: Mm?

Simba says: We're pals, right?

Mufasa says: Right.

Simba says: And we will always be together, right?

Mufasa says: Simba, let me tell you that my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars.

Simba says: Really?

Mufasa says: Yes. So whenever you feel alone, just remember, that those kings will always be there to guide you... and so will I.

Simba says: hey Scar, when im king..what'll that make you?

Simba says: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?

Scar says: A monkey's uncle...

Scar says: A monkey's uncle.

Mufasa says: Everything you see exist together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance, and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to leaping antelope.

Simba says: But Dad, don' t we eat the antelope?

Mufasa says: Yes, Simba. But let me explain. When we die, our bodies become with the grass. And the antelope eat the grass. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.

Mufasa says: Simba!

Simba says: Father?

Mufasa says: Simba you've forgotten me.

Simba says: No, how could I?

Mufasa says: You've forgotten who you are so you forgot me, look inside yourself Simba, you are more than what you've become, you must take your place in the cirlce of life.

Simba says: How can I go back? I'm not what I'm suppose to be.

Scar says: Remeber who you are, you are my son and the one true king. Remember who you are.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos says: Wrong floor.

Simba says: Timon and Pumba... You learn to love 'em.

Simba says: Timon and Pumbaa. You learn to love 'em.

Inspector Gadget says: no i got to get out of here

Inspector Gadget says: No, I got to get out of here.

Ferris Bueller says: This is the part where Cameron goes Berserk. (Cameron Screams)

Ferris Bueller says: This is the part where Cameron goes berserk. (Cameron screams)

Ferris Bueller says: ...You Killed the Car...

Ferris Bueller says: You killed the car.

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: There's more to fighting than rest, sir. There's character. There's strength of heart. You should have seen us in action two days ago. We were a sight to see! We'll be ready, sir. When do you want us?

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: There's more to fighting than rest, sir. There's character. There's strength of heart. You should have seen us in action two days ago. We were a sight to see! We'll be ready, sir. When do you want us?

Trip says: I ain't fighting this war for you sir.

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: I see.

Trip says: I mean, whats the point? Ain't nobody going to win. It's just gonna to go on and on.

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: Can't go on forever.

Trip says: Yeah, but ain't nobody gonna win, sir.

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: Somebody's going to win.

Trip says: Who? I mean, you get to go back to Boston, big house and all that. What about us? What do we get?

Col. Robert Gould Shaw says: Well, you won't get anything if we lose.

Simba says: I know what I have to do. But going back will mean facing my past. I've been running from it for so long.

Simba says: Yes, Timon. This is my home.

Timon says: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.

Ferris Bueller says: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.