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Michael Guido

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Chicago Overcoat Frank Salerno 2009
22% Joshua Aaron 2002
10% The Watcher Mendel $28.6M 2000
26% U.S. Marshals Distracted Driver 1997
65% Home Alone Snakes, 2nd Gangster 1990
No Score Yet Jock Jokes Actor 1989

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Early Edition
1996-2000
Saunders
  • 1999

QUOTES FROM Michael Guido CHARACTERS

Snakes 2nd Gangster
What do you mean?.
Snakes 2nd Gangster
What do you mean?
Johnny 1st Gangster
He's upstairs takin' a bath. He'll call when he gets out.
Johnny 1st Gangster
(pulls out the gun) Hey!, I think I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-kester off my property, before I pump your gull of lead?.
Johnny 1st Gangster
[pulls out the gun] Hey!, I think I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-kester off my property, before I pump your gull of lead?
Snakes 2nd Gangster
(wide eyed) All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'.
Snakes 2nd Gangster
[wide eyed] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'.
Johnny 1st Gangster
One, two, ten
Johnny 1st Gangster
One, two, ten.
Johnny 1st Gangster
(starts unloading bullets into snakes while he laughs)
Johnny 1st Gangster
[starts unloading bullets into snakes while he laughs]
Johnny 1st Gangster
Keep the change you filty animal.
Johnny 1st Gangster
(hears Snakes knock on the door) Who is it?.
Johnny 1st Gangster
[hears Snakes knock on the door] Who is it?
Snakes 2nd Gangster
(walks in Johnny's office) It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Snakes 2nd Gangster
[walks in Johnny's office] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Johnny 1st Gangster
Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.
Snakes 2nd Gangster
All right, Johnny, but, what about my money.
Johnny 1st Gangster
What money.
Snakes 2nd Gangster
Acey said you had some dough for me.
Johnny 1st Gangster
How much do I owe you.
Snakes 2nd Gangster
Acey said 100%.
Johnny 1st Gangster
Too bad. Acey ain't in charge no more.