Mike Myers

Mike Myers

  • Highest Rated: 97% When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts (2006)
  • Lowest Rated: 9% Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)
  • Birthday: May 25, 1963
  • Birthplace: Scarborough, Canada
  • Emmy-winning comic actor Mike Myers seemed destined by fate to link up with Saturday Night Live; when he made his television debut as a commercial actor at age eight, his co-star (playing his mother) was pre-SNL Gilda Radner. Working steadily in his native Canada, Myers was a member of Toronto's Second City troupe, the star of his own TV series Mullarkey and Myers at age 20, and the vee-jay of an all-night Canadian music video show in 1987. In all of these career stepping stones, Myers continued testing out the comic characterizations which would win him fame in his SNL days. His most popular character (which he'd been doing at parties since high school) was spacey teenage couch potato Wayne Campbell, who, with equally airheaded best friend Garth Algar (Dana Carvey), hosted the Aurora, IL, cable-access series Wayne's World. This SNL skit begat a popular like-titled film in 1992, and a less popular 1993 sequel. Despite the tepid response to Wayne's World 2, Mike Myers as Wayne seemed to be more readily acceptable to film fans than Mike Myers as anyone else, as shown by the disappointing 1993 comedy So I Married an Axe Murderer.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

61% Bohemian Rhapsody Actor 2018
21% Terminal Actor 2018
33% Being Canadian Actor 2015
71% I Am Chris Farley Actor 2015
78% Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon Director $0.2M 2014
No Score Yet Dreamworks Holiday Classics Actor 2011
No Score Yet Donkey's Christmas Shrektacular (Donkey's Caroling Christmas-tacular) Shrek 2010
No Score Yet Scared Shrekless Shrek 2010
58% Shrek Forever After Shrek $238.4M 2010
No Score Yet Untitled Keith Moon Project Actor 2010
89% Inglourious Basterds General Ed Fenech $120.6M 2009
14% The Love Guru Guru PitkaHimself Producer Screenwriter $32.2M 2008
No Score Yet Shrek the Halls Shrek 2007
41% Shrek the Third Shrek $320.8M 2007
97% When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts Actor 2006
No Score Yet Comedy Gold: The Hilarious Story of Canadian Comedy Actor 2006
No Score Yet 25 Years Of Improv Comedy Actor 2006
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live - The Best of Tom Hanks Actor 2005
No Score Yet Far Far Away Idol Actor 2004
No Score Yet The Tech of Shrek 2 Actor 2004
No Score Yet Meet the Cast of Shrek 2 Actor 2004
89% Shrek 2 Shrek $436.5M 2004
9% Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat The Cat $100.5M 2003
No Score Yet Shrek 4-D (Shrek 3-D) Actor 2003
14% View from the Top John Whitney $15.6M 2003
No Score Yet Nobody Knows Anything 'Eye' Witness 2003
54% Austin Powers in Goldmember Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard/Goldmember Producer Screenwriter $213.1M 2002
88% Shrek Shrek/Blind Mouse $267M 2001
No Score Yet Creating a Fairy Tale World: The Making of Shrek Actor 2001
No Score Yet Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party Actor 2001
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live: The Best of John Belushi Actor 2000
38% Mystery, Alaska Donnie Shulzhoffer 1999
51% Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard Producer Screenwriter 1999
No Score Yet Pete's Meteor Pete 1998
17% 54 Steve Rubell 1998
70% Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Screenwriter Austin Powers/Dr. Evil Producer 1997
61% Wayne's World 2 Screenwriter Wayne Campbell 1993
56% So I Married an Axe Murderer Screenwriter Charlie/Stuart Mackenzie 1993
84% Wayne's World Wayne Campbell Screenwriter 1992

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Independent Lens
1999
Appearing
  • 2019
0% The Alec Baldwin Show
2018
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2014
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2014
98% Last Week Tonight With John Oliver
2014
Appearing
  • 2015
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Charlie Rose: The Week
2013-2017
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing
  • 2014
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet In Performance at the White House
2010-2016
Performer
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Appearing Performer Guest Host
  • 2011
  • 1999
  • 1997
  • 1995
  • 1994
  • 1993
  • 1992
  • 1991
  • 1990
  • 1989
  • 1988
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2010
  • 2009
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing
  • 2008
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2005
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2007
  • 2003

QUOTES FROM Mike Myers CHARACTERS

Donkey
oh this is another one of does onion things isn't
Shrek/Blind Mouse
no this is one of does drop it and leave it alone things
Shrek/Blind Mouse
This is the part where you run away!
Wayne Campbell
I'd have to say ass sphincter says what?
Noah Vanderhoff
What?
Wayne Campbell
A sphincter says what?
Noah Vanderhoff
What??
Wayne Campbell
Exactly.
Queen Lillian
Harold!
Princess Fiona
Shrek!
Shrek
Fiona!
King Harold
Fiona!
Princess Fiona
Mom!
Donkey
Donkey!
Austin Powers
Why won't you die?
Shrek
A cute button nose? Thick wavy locks? Taught round buttocks?
Sally Walden
Stop! That's mom's dress!
The Cat in the Hat
This filthy thing?
Sally Walden
She was going to wear that tonight and you ruined it!
The Cat in the Hat
Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.
Dr. Evil
What?
Scott Evil
Oh nothing, 'Darth'
Dr. Evil
What did you call me?
Scott Evil
Nothing. (Mimics sneezing) RIP OFF!!
Dr. Evil
Bless you.
Dr. Evil
Scott, do you want to see my project?
Scott Evil
Blow me.
Dr. Evil
What did you say?
Scott Evil
I said show me.
Donkey
Hey, come back there. I'm not through with you yet.
Shrek
Well, I'm through with you.
Donkey
Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Wll, guess that! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You're mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.
Shrek
Oh yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
Donkey
Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!
Shrek
Oh yeah, you're right, Donkey. I forgive you... For stabbing me in the back!
Donkey
Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!
Shrek
Are you talking to... me?
Shrek
Are you talking to me?
Donkey
Yes, I was talking to you. Can I tell you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That's really made me feel good to see that.
Shrek
Oh, that's great. Really.
Donkey
Man, it's good to be free.
Shrek
Now, why don't you go to celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
Donkey
But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself.
Alotta Fagina
In Japan, men come first and women second.
Austin Powers
Or sometimes not at all!
Austin Powers
What do you do Mr. Number Two?
Number Two
That's my business.
Stuart Mackenzie
It looks like Sputnik! Spherical, yet pointy at parts.
The Cat in the Hat
(Cat chops his tail)
The Cat in the Hat
[cat chops his tail]
Sally Walden
Um, Cat. Your tail!
The Cat in the Hat
What about it? Oh I see! I chopped it off. Well that's interesting because... Son of a bi... (it goes to the technical difficulties screen)
The Cat in the Hat
What about it? Oh I see! I chopped it off. Well that's interesting because... Son of a bi... [it goes to the technical difficulties screen]
The Cat in the Hat
The name S.L.O.W is better than the last name we had. Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
Conrad Walden
Oh! You mean...
The Cat in the Hat
Doh! Quick to the Slow!
Austin Powers
Mole!
Basil Expedition
Oh, shut up!
Austin Powers
Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
Foxxy Cleopatra
Tell me something I don't know.
Austin Powers
I open mouth kissed a horse once.
Foxxy Cleopatra
Say what?
Austin Powers
That's something you don't know.
Shrek
I didn't know what I had until I lost it.
Wayne Campbell
(aside) This is Stan Mikita's Donuts. Excellent munch post. *walks over to Glen* This is the manager, Glen. He's here 24 hours a day. I recommend the sugar pucks; they're excellent. Come on.
Wayne Campbell
[aside] This is Stan Mikita's Donuts. Excellent munch post. *walks over to Glen* This is the manager, Glen. He's here 24 hours a day. I recommend the sugar pucks; they're excellent. Come on.
Mikita's Manager Glen
(aside) I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
Mikita's Manager Glen
[aside] I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
Wayne Campbell
Hello? What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.
Garth Algar
(aside) I really don't have too much to say right now. *points* Hey, what's that? *camera pans to where Garth pointed* (runs away) Gaah!
Garth Algar
[aside] I really don't have too much to say right now. *points* Hey, what's that? *camera pans to where Garth pointed* (runs away) Gaah!
Garth Algar
[aside] I really don't have too much to say right now. *points* Hey, what's that? *camera pans to where Garth pointed* [runs away] Gaah!
Wayne Campbell
(note on card) He blows goats. I have proof.
Wayne Campbell
[note on card] He blows goats. I have proof.
Shrek
Oh yes, I live in a 'enchanted' forest with cute little animals.
Shrek
Oh yes, it's in an enchanted forest, abundant in squirrels, and cute little duckys and...
Donkey
You mean the swamp!
Donkey
I know you ain't talkin about the swamp!!!
Shrek
If that was me, you'd be dead.
Shrek
sometimes, things are more than they appear.
Shrek
You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.
Fat Bastard
GET IN MAH BELLEH
Fat Bastard
Get in my belly.
Austin Powers
Please God, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Wayne Campbell
A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
Stacy
You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne if your not careful you're gonna loose me.
Wayne Campbell
I lost you 2 months ago. Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!
Stacy
Happy anniversary Wayne.
Wayne Campbell
Stacy we broke up 2 months ago.
Stacy
Well that doesn't mean we still can't go out.
Wayne Campbell
Well it does actually. That's what breaking up is.
Stacy
Don't you wanna open your present?
Wayne Campbell
If it's a severed head I'm gonna be very upset.
Stacy
Open it.
Wayne Campbell
Ok. (unwraps gift) What is it?
Wayne Campbell
Ok. [unwraps gift] What is it?
Stacy
It's a gun rack.
Garth Algar
Stop torturing yourself man! You'll never afford it! LIVE IN THE NOW!!!
Garth Algar
Stop torturing yourself man! You'll never afford it! LIVE IN THE NOW!
Wayne Campbell
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
Austin Powers
So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? Top and tails? A whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the JOB, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a "how's-your-father".
Austin Powers
So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? Top and tails? A whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the JOB, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's-your-father'.
Goldmember
Hey, Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
Dr. Evil
How about, no! you crazy Dutch bastard!
Austin Powers
Those are skin-tight, how did you get into those pants, baby?
Felicity Shagwell
You can start by buying me a drink.
Austin Powers
You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy.
Dr. Evil
I know.
Austin Powers
Well, now I can see you're nuts. I thank you.
Austin Powers
No man. What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent man. If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would've done things much differently but the spirit would remain the same. It's freedom baby. Yeah!
Austin Powers
You didn't happen to see... anything at all.
Shrek
This is the part where you run away.
Austin Powers
This coffee smells like shit.
Basil Exposition
That is shit Austin.
Austin Powers
Oh good well its not me then.
Wayne Campbell
Shwing!
Fish
Aah!
The Cat in the Hat
*flush fish in toilet*
Fish
*escape sewers and toilet* Water... water... *death*
The Cat in the Hat
Who's this?
Sally Walden
That's our babysitter.
The Cat in the Hat
So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting!
Dr. Evil
do you like your quasi futeristic clothes mr powers i desighned them my self
Dr. Evil
Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.
Austin Powers
jimmi hendrix deceased janis joplin deceased alchahol mama cass deceaced ham sandwich
Austin Powers
Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
Shrek
(looks at Farquaad's very large castle) Gee, you think he's compensating for something?
Shrek
[looks at Farquaad's very large castle] Gee, you think he's compensating for something?
Guru Pitka
People may say bad things about you but you should never say bad things about yourself.
Shrek
do you know what the best part of today was i got the chance to fall in love with you all over again
Shrek
Do you know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.
Vanessa Kensington
I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy. (Robot rewinding of previous statement) I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy.
Vanessa Kensington
I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy. [robot rewinding of previous statement] I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy.
Austin Powers
Are you okay?
Vanessa Kensington
I' ve never felt better Austin. (Then crushes champagne glass in her hand.)
Vanessa Kensington
I' ve never felt better Austin. [then crushes champagne glass in her hand]
Austin Powers
..Alright then. I'm just going to go watch a moooovie...................HEY, In Like Flint. Thats my favourite movie.
Austin Powers
Alright then. I'm just going to go watch a moooovie... HEY, In Like Flint. Thats my favourite movie.
Fook Mi
Austin. This is my twin sister. Her name is Fook Yu. Foook Yuuu, Foook Miii. See.
Austin Powers
(In a whisper shout) t-tw-TWINS, TWINS!
Austin Powers
[in a whisper shout] t-tw-TWINS, TWINS!
Lt. Archie Hicox
What shall we drink to, sir?
Gen. Ed Fenech
Well... down with Hitler.
Lt. Archie Hicox
All the way down, sir.
Guru Pitka
mariska hargitay...Mariska Hargitay.
Guru Pitka
Mariska Hargitay...Mariska Hargitay.
Guru Pitka
i once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand.
Guru Pitka
I once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand.
Shrek
So, what happens now?
Shrek
After mimes, magicians are my favorite people.
Shrek
You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.
Shrek
Donkey! Out you go!
Shrek
Donkey!
Shrek
Now!
Shrek
Come on!
Shrek
No!
Shrek
Are you Princess Fiona?
Shrek
Noooooooooooo!
Donkey
Can I stay with you?
Shrek
[Shocked and confused] What?!
Donkey
Can I stay with you? Please.
Shrek
[Obviously faking] Of course!
Donkey
Really?
Shrek
No.
Shrek
I like my privacy.
Donkey
You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?
Shrek
I like my privacy.
Donkey
Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence... Can I stay with you?
Shrek
What?
Donkey
Can I stay with you? Please?
Shrek
Of course!
Donkey
Really?
Princess Fiona
NO!
Wayne Campbell
Come on Garth. Well, I guess Jim was wrong.
Del Preston
Hang about! Do you mean Jim.... Morrison?
Wayne Campbell
Yes!
Del Preston
Was there a weird naked indian with him?
Wayne Campbell
Yes!!!
Del Preston
Didn't you think it was a little bit unnecessary to see the crack in the indian's bottom?
Wayne Campbell
YES!!!! Yes, I totally did!!
Del Preston
I had the same dream.
Bjergen Kjergen
Handsome Dan vill see you in a moment.
Wayne Campbell
Wow! I love your accent! Where are you from?
Bjergen Kjergen
[pronouncing the J's as Y's] I am Bjerken Kjergen from the Fjergen Fjords. I am from Sveden.
Wayne Campbell
[pronouncing the J's as J's] Well, Bjergen Kjergen from the Fjergen Fjords; Hm, that's in the Kalergen province isn't it?
Bjergen Kjergen
Ja!
Wayne Campbell
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but your monthly rainfall is about two inches a month, and your annual rainfall is about 22 inches. I did a project on Sweden in the eighth grade. Then, in gym class that day I was on the mini tramp and I got diarrhea.
Bjergen Kjergen
[she gives him a blank look]
Wayne Campbell
I really wish I hadn't told you that!
Bjergen Kjergen
I am sorry to hear of your illness, but since you sacrificed your health for knowledge of my home country, I find you very attractive and hope to make love to you in the near future.
Wayne Campbell
Shmergen!
Cassandra
You DID spy on me!!
Wayne Campbell
Yes! I did!
Cassandra
[punches him]
Wayne Campbell
I think she took that well.
Garth Algar
I am no longer a stranger to the ways of the woman.
Wayne Campbell
Excellent, my friend! On that note, Game On!
Garth Algar
Game On!
Wayne Campbell
Ah! The MerthMobile!
Wayne Campbell
I thought we'd go for a little Bohemian Rhapsody, gentlemen?
Garth Algar
Good call!
Garth Algar
Stop torturing yourself, man! You'll never afford it!
Wayne Campbell
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
Garth Algar
Uh oh. Don't look over there. Stacy...
Wayne Campbell
[looks] Oh! No! I made eye contact! [all 4 guys at the table shade their eyes with their hands]
Stacy
Hey Wayne!
Wayne Campbell
Hello Stacy.
Stacy
Happy Anniversary! I brought you a present!
Wayne Campbell
Stacy, we broke up two months ago!
Stacy
But that doesn't mean we can't still date!
Wayne Campbell
Um, yeah! It does! That's what breaking up means!
Stacy
Are you gonna open the present?
Wayne Campbell
If it's a severed head I'm going to be very displeased.
Stacy
Open it...
Wayne Campbell
[opens it] What is it?
Stacy
It's a gun rack!
Wayne Campbell
Stacy, I don't even have A gun! Much less MANY guns that would necessitate me having a gun rack! WHAT am I going to do with a gun rack?
Stacy
Well fine, if you don't like it. But if you're not careful you're gonna lose me, Wayne. [walks off offended]
Wayne Campbell
I already lost you! We BROKE UP two months ago!! Are you mental? Get the net!
Wayne Campbell
"If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset."
Wayne Campbell
If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
Guru Pitka
Give me a pound... lock it down.... break the pickle... tickle tickle!
Shrek
This is the part where you run away.
Shrek
[Repeated line] ROAR!
Donkey
[to Shrek] Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.
Shrek
Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?
Donkey
I do?
Shrek
You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.
Donkey
I'm a daddy?
Shrek
*looks up at farquaads castle* 'you think hes compensating for something?'
Shrek
[looks up at Farquaads castle] You think he's compensating for something?
The Cat in the Hat
I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all of the obvious questions!
The Cat in the Hat
I'm your host, the guy in the sweaterwho asks all the obvious questions.
Princess Fiona
Where are you going?!
Shrek
I have to save me ass!
Shrek
[going to save Donkey] Well, I have to save my ass.
Shrek
Ogres are like onions.
Donkey
They stink?
Shrek
Yes... no.
Donkey
They make you cry?
Shrek
No.
Donkey
If you leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and start sprouting little white hairs?
Shrek
No! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.
Fat Bastard
I ATE A BABY!
Fat Bastard
I ate a baby!
Gen. Ed Fenech
These yanks have beaten down the devil
Gen. Ed Fenech
These Yanks have beaten down the devil.
Shrek
Great. After mimes, magicians are my favorite people.
Shrek
Oh great, after mimes, magicians are my favorite people.
Donkey
wowwww! lets do that again!
Donkey
Wow! Lets do that again!
Shrek
no no no no [whispers] no
Shrek
No no no no no!
Wayne Campbell
(same time) We're not worthy. We're not worthy.
Garth Algar
(same time) We're not worthy. We're not worthy.
Wayne Campbell
(same time) Schwing!
Garth Algar
(same time) Schwing!
Dr. Evil
One million dollars!
Austin Powers
Yeah, baby!
Wayne Campbell
If you blow chunks and she comes back, shes yours but if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be
Wayne Campbell
I'll just use the "May I Help You?" riff
Wayne Campbell
I mean Led Zepplin didn't write tunes that anbody liked. They left that to the BeeGees
Wayne Campbell
Excellent
Shrek
Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.
Shrek
Donkey, two things, okay? Shut..up
Shrek
Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
Donkey
Uh-- Really tall?
Shrek
Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona, I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed, well, by me.
Charlie Mackenzie
She was a thief, you gotta belief, she stole my hearty and my cat.