Mike Myers

Mike Myers

Highest Rated: 97% When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts (2006)

Lowest Rated: 9% Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)

Birthday: May 25, 1963

Birthplace: Scarborough, Canada

Emmy-winning comic actor Mike Myers seemed destined by fate to link up with Saturday Night Live; when he made his television debut as a commercial actor at age eight, his co-star (playing his mother) was pre-SNL Gilda Radner. Working steadily in his native Canada, Myers was a member of Toronto's Second City troupe, the star of his own TV series Mullarkey and Myers at age 20, and the vee-jay of an all-night Canadian music video show in 1987. In all of these career stepping stones, Myers continued testing out the comic characterizations which would win him fame in his SNL days. His most popular character (which he'd been doing at parties since high school) was spacey teenage couch potato Wayne Campbell, who, with equally airheaded best friend Garth Algar (Dana Carvey), hosted the Aurora, IL, cable-access series Wayne's World. This SNL skit begat a popular like-titled film in 1992, and a less popular 1993 sequel. Despite the tepid response to Wayne's World 2, Mike Myers as Wayne seemed to be more readily acceptable to film fans than Mike Myers as anyone else, as shown by the disappointing 1993 comedy So I Married an Axe Murderer.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
61% Bohemian Rhapsody Actor 2018
20% Terminal Actor 2018
33% Being Canadian Actor 2015
71% I Am Chris Farley Actor 2015
78% Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon Director $0.2M 2014
No Score Yet Dreamworks Holiday Classics Actor 2011
No Score Yet Donkey's Christmas Shrektacular (Donkey's Caroling Christmas-tacular) Shrek 2010
No Score Yet Scared Shrekless Shrek 2010
58% Shrek Forever After Shrek $238.4M 2010
No Score Yet Untitled Keith Moon Project Actor 2010
89% Inglourious Basterds General Ed Fenech $120.6M 2009
14% The Love Guru Guru PitkaHimself Producer Screenwriter $32.2M 2008
No Score Yet Shrek the Halls Shrek 2007
41% Shrek the Third Shrek $320.8M 2007
97% When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts Actor 2006
No Score Yet Comedy Gold: The Hilarious Story of Canadian Comedy Actor 2006
No Score Yet 25 Years Of Improv Comedy Actor 2006
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live - The Best of Tom Hanks Actor 2005
No Score Yet Far Far Away Idol Actor 2004
No Score Yet The Tech of Shrek 2 Actor 2004
No Score Yet Meet the Cast of Shrek 2 Actor 2004
89% Shrek 2 Shrek $436.5M 2004
9% Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat The Cat $100.5M 2003
No Score Yet Shrek 4-D (Shrek 3-D) Actor 2003
14% View from the Top John Whitney $15.6M 2003
No Score Yet Nobody Knows Anything 'Eye' Witness 2003
54% Austin Powers in Goldmember Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard/Goldmember Producer Screenwriter $213.1M 2002
88% Shrek Shrek/Blind Mouse $267M 2001
No Score Yet Creating a Fairy Tale World: The Making of Shrek Actor 2001
No Score Yet Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party Actor 2001
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live: The Best of John Belushi Actor 2000
37% Mystery, Alaska Donnie Shulzhoffer 1999
52% Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard Producer Screenwriter 1999
No Score Yet Pete's Meteor Pete 1998
17% 54 Steve Rubell 1998
70% Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Screenwriter Austin Powers/Dr. Evil Producer 1997
61% Wayne's World 2 Screenwriter Wayne Campbell 1993
54% So I Married an Axe Murderer Screenwriter Charlie/Stuart Mackenzie 1993
84% Wayne's World Wayne Campbell Screenwriter 1992

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Independent Lens
1999
Appearing 2019
0% The Alec Baldwin Show
2018-2019
Guest 2018
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2018
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2018
2017
2014
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2018
2017
2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2018
2017
2014
98% Last Week Tonight With John Oliver
2014-2019
Appearing 2015
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2015
2014
No Score Yet Charlie Rose: The Week
2013-2017
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing 2014
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest 2013
No Score Yet In Performance at the White House
2010-2016
Performer 2012
2011
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Performer Appearing Guest Host 2011
1999
1997
1995
1994
1993
1992
1991
1990
1989
1988
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2010
2009
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing 2008
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2008
2007
2005
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2007
2003

QUOTES FROM Mike Myers CHARACTERS

Donkey says: oh this is another one of does onion things isn't

Shrek/Blind Mouse says: no this is one of does drop it and leave it alone things

Shrek/Blind Mouse says: This is the part where you run away!

Wayne Campbell says: I'd have to say ass sphincter says what?

Noah Vanderhoff says: What?

Wayne Campbell says: A sphincter says what?

Noah Vanderhoff says: What??

Wayne Campbell says: Exactly.

Queen Lillian says: Harold!

Princess Fiona says: Shrek!

Shrek says: Fiona!

King Harold says: Fiona!

Princess Fiona says: Mom!

Donkey says: Donkey!

Austin Powers says: Why won't you die?

Shrek says: A cute button nose? Thick wavy locks? Taught round buttocks?

Sally Walden says: Stop! That's mom's dress!

The Cat in the Hat says: This filthy thing?

Sally Walden says: She was going to wear that tonight and you ruined it!

The Cat in the Hat says: Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.

Dr. Evil says: What?

Scott Evil says: Oh nothing, 'Darth'

Dr. Evil says: What did you call me?

Scott Evil says: Nothing. (Mimics sneezing) RIP OFF!!

Dr. Evil says: Bless you.

Dr. Evil says: Scott, do you want to see my project?

Scott Evil says: Blow me.

Dr. Evil says: What did you say?

Scott Evil says: I said show me.

Donkey says: Hey, come back there. I'm not through with you yet.

Shrek says: Well, I'm through with you.

Donkey says: Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Wll, guess that! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You're mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.

Shrek says: Oh yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?

Donkey says: Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!

Shrek says: Oh yeah, you're right, Donkey. I forgive you... For stabbing me in the back!

Donkey says: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!

Shrek says: Are you talking to... me?

Shrek says: Are you talking to me?

Donkey says: Yes, I was talking to you. Can I tell you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That's really made me feel good to see that.

Shrek says: Oh, that's great. Really.

Donkey says: Man, it's good to be free.

Shrek says: Now, why don't you go to celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?

Donkey says: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself.

Alotta Fagina says: In Japan, men come first and women second.

Austin Powers says: Or sometimes not at all!

Austin Powers says: What do you do Mr. Number Two?

Number Two says: That's my business.

Stuart Mackenzie says: It looks like Sputnik! Spherical, yet pointy at parts.

The Cat in the Hat says: (Cat chops his tail)

The Cat in the Hat says: [cat chops his tail]

Sally Walden says: Um, Cat. Your tail!

The Cat in the Hat says: What about it? Oh I see! I chopped it off. Well that's interesting because... Son of a bi... (it goes to the technical difficulties screen)

The Cat in the Hat says: What about it? Oh I see! I chopped it off. Well that's interesting because... Son of a bi... [it goes to the technical difficulties screen]

The Cat in the Hat says: The name S.L.O.W is better than the last name we had. Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.

Conrad Walden says: Oh! You mean...

The Cat in the Hat says: Doh! Quick to the Slow!

Austin Powers says: Mole!

Basil Expedition says: Oh, shut up!

Austin Powers says: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.

Foxxy Cleopatra says: Tell me something I don't know.

Austin Powers says: I open mouth kissed a horse once.

Foxxy Cleopatra says: Say what?

Austin Powers says: That's something you don't know.

Shrek says: I didn't know what I had until I lost it.

Wayne Campbell says: (aside) This is Stan Mikita's Donuts. Excellent munch post. *walks over to Glen* This is the manager, Glen. He's here 24 hours a day. I recommend the sugar pucks; they're excellent. Come on.

Wayne Campbell says: [aside] This is Stan Mikita's Donuts. Excellent munch post. *walks over to Glen* This is the manager, Glen. He's here 24 hours a day. I recommend the sugar pucks; they're excellent. Come on.

Mikita's Manager Glen says: (aside) I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

Mikita's Manager Glen says: [aside] I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

Wayne Campbell says: Hello? What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.

Garth Algar says: (aside) I really don't have too much to say right now. *points* Hey, what's that? *camera pans to where Garth pointed* (runs away) Gaah!

Garth Algar says: [aside] I really don't have too much to say right now. *points* Hey, what's that? *camera pans to where Garth pointed* (runs away) Gaah!

Garth Algar says: [aside] I really don't have too much to say right now. *points* Hey, what's that? *camera pans to where Garth pointed* [runs away] Gaah!

Wayne Campbell says: (note on card) He blows goats. I have proof.

Wayne Campbell says: [note on card] He blows goats. I have proof.

Shrek says: Oh yes, I live in a 'enchanted' forest with cute little animals.

Shrek says: Oh yes, it's in an enchanted forest, abundant in squirrels, and cute little duckys and...

Donkey says: You mean the swamp!

Donkey says: I know you ain't talkin about the swamp!!!

Shrek says: If that was me, you'd be dead.

Shrek says: sometimes, things are more than they appear.

Shrek says: You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.

Fat Bastard says: GET IN MAH BELLEH

Fat Bastard says: Get in my belly.

Austin Powers says: Please God, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

Wayne Campbell says: A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

Stacy says: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne if your not careful you're gonna loose me.

Wayne Campbell says: I lost you 2 months ago. Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!

Stacy says: Happy anniversary Wayne.

Wayne Campbell says: Stacy we broke up 2 months ago.

Stacy says: Well that doesn't mean we still can't go out.

Wayne Campbell says: Well it does actually. That's what breaking up is.

Stacy says: Don't you wanna open your present?

Wayne Campbell says: If it's a severed head I'm gonna be very upset.

Stacy says: Open it.

Wayne Campbell says: Ok. (unwraps gift) What is it?

Wayne Campbell says: Ok. [unwraps gift] What is it?

Stacy says: It's a gun rack.

Garth Algar says: Stop torturing yourself man! You'll never afford it! LIVE IN THE NOW!!!

Garth Algar says: Stop torturing yourself man! You'll never afford it! LIVE IN THE NOW!

Wayne Campbell says: It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.

Austin Powers says: So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? Top and tails? A whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the JOB, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a "how's-your-father".

Austin Powers says: So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? Top and tails? A whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the JOB, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's-your-father'.

Goldmember says: Hey, Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.

Dr. Evil says: How about, no! you crazy Dutch bastard!

Austin Powers says: Those are skin-tight, how did you get into those pants, baby?

Felicity Shagwell says: You can start by buying me a drink.

Austin Powers says: You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy.

Dr. Evil says: I know.

Austin Powers says: Well, now I can see you're nuts. I thank you.

Austin Powers says: No man. What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent man. If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would've done things much differently but the spirit would remain the same. It's freedom baby. Yeah!

Austin Powers says: You didn't happen to see... anything at all.

Shrek says: This is the part where you run away.

Austin Powers says: This coffee smells like shit.

Basil Exposition says: That is shit Austin.

Austin Powers says: Oh good well its not me then.

Wayne Campbell says: Shwing!

Fish says: Aah!

The Cat in the Hat says: *flush fish in toilet*

Fish says: *escape sewers and toilet* Water... water... *death*

The Cat in the Hat says: Who's this?

Sally Walden says: That's our babysitter.

The Cat in the Hat says: So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting!

Dr. Evil says: do you like your quasi futeristic clothes mr powers i desighned them my self

Dr. Evil says: Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Austin Powers says: jimmi hendrix deceased janis joplin deceased alchahol mama cass deceaced ham sandwich

Austin Powers says: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

Shrek says: (looks at Farquaad's very large castle) Gee, you think he's compensating for something?

Shrek says: [looks at Farquaad's very large castle] Gee, you think he's compensating for something?

Guru Pitka says: People may say bad things about you but you should never say bad things about yourself.

Shrek says: do you know what the best part of today was i got the chance to fall in love with you all over again

Shrek says: Do you know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.

Vanessa Kensington says: I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy. (Robot rewinding of previous statement) I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy.

Vanessa Kensington says: I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy. [robot rewinding of previous statement] I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy.

Austin Powers says: Are you okay?

Vanessa Kensington says: I' ve never felt better Austin. (Then crushes champagne glass in her hand.)

Vanessa Kensington says: I' ve never felt better Austin. [then crushes champagne glass in her hand]

Austin Powers says: ..Alright then. I'm just going to go watch a moooovie...................HEY, In Like Flint. Thats my favourite movie.

Austin Powers says: Alright then. I'm just going to go watch a moooovie... HEY, In Like Flint. Thats my favourite movie.

Fook Mi says: Austin. This is my twin sister. Her name is Fook Yu. Foook Yuuu, Foook Miii. See.

Austin Powers says: (In a whisper shout) t-tw-TWINS, TWINS!

Austin Powers says: [in a whisper shout] t-tw-TWINS, TWINS!

Lt. Archie Hicox says: What shall we drink to, sir?

Gen. Ed Fenech says: Well... down with Hitler.

Lt. Archie Hicox says: All the way down, sir.

Guru Pitka says: mariska hargitay...Mariska Hargitay.

Guru Pitka says: Mariska Hargitay...Mariska Hargitay.

Guru Pitka says: i once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand.

Guru Pitka says: I once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand.

Shrek says: So, what happens now?

Shrek says: After mimes, magicians are my favorite people.

Shrek says: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.

Shrek says: Donkey! Out you go!

Shrek says: Donkey!

Shrek says: Now!

Shrek says: Come on!

Shrek says: No!

Shrek says: Are you Princess Fiona?

Shrek says: Noooooooooooo!

Donkey says: Can I stay with you?

Shrek says: [Shocked and confused] What?!

Donkey says: Can I stay with you? Please.

Shrek says: [Obviously faking] Of course!

Donkey says: Really?

Shrek says: No.

Shrek says: I like my privacy.

Donkey says: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?

Shrek says: I like my privacy.

Donkey says: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence... Can I stay with you?

Shrek says: What?

Donkey says: Can I stay with you? Please?

Shrek says: Of course!

Donkey says: Really?

Princess Fiona says: NO!

Wayne Campbell says: Come on Garth. Well, I guess Jim was wrong.

Del Preston says: Hang about! Do you mean Jim.... Morrison?

Wayne Campbell says: Yes!

Del Preston says: Was there a weird naked indian with him?

Wayne Campbell says: Yes!!!

Del Preston says: Didn't you think it was a little bit unnecessary to see the crack in the indian's bottom?

Wayne Campbell says: YES!!!! Yes, I totally did!!

Del Preston says: I had the same dream.

Bjergen Kjergen says: Handsome Dan vill see you in a moment.

Wayne Campbell says: Wow! I love your accent! Where are you from?

Bjergen Kjergen says: [pronouncing the J's as Y's] I am Bjerken Kjergen from the Fjergen Fjords. I am from Sveden.

Wayne Campbell says: [pronouncing the J's as J's] Well, Bjergen Kjergen from the Fjergen Fjords; Hm, that's in the Kalergen province isn't it?

Bjergen Kjergen says: Ja!

Wayne Campbell says: Now correct me if I'm wrong, but your monthly rainfall is about two inches a month, and your annual rainfall is about 22 inches. I did a project on Sweden in the eighth grade. Then, in gym class that day I was on the mini tramp and I got diarrhea.

Bjergen Kjergen says: [she gives him a blank look]

Wayne Campbell says: I really wish I hadn't told you that!

Bjergen Kjergen says: I am sorry to hear of your illness, but since you sacrificed your health for knowledge of my home country, I find you very attractive and hope to make love to you in the near future.

Wayne Campbell says: Shmergen!

Cassandra says: You DID spy on me!!

Wayne Campbell says: Yes! I did!

Cassandra says: [punches him]

Wayne Campbell says: I think she took that well.

Garth Algar says: I am no longer a stranger to the ways of the woman.

Wayne Campbell says: Excellent, my friend! On that note, Game On!

Garth Algar says: Game On!

Wayne Campbell says: Ah! The MerthMobile!

Wayne Campbell says: I thought we'd go for a little Bohemian Rhapsody, gentlemen?

Garth Algar says: Good call!

Garth Algar says: Stop torturing yourself, man! You'll never afford it!

Wayne Campbell says: It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.

Garth Algar says: Uh oh. Don't look over there. Stacy...

Wayne Campbell says: [looks] Oh! No! I made eye contact! [all 4 guys at the table shade their eyes with their hands]

Stacy says: Hey Wayne!

Wayne Campbell says: Hello Stacy.

Stacy says: Happy Anniversary! I brought you a present!

Wayne Campbell says: Stacy, we broke up two months ago!

Stacy says: But that doesn't mean we can't still date!

Wayne Campbell says: Um, yeah! It does! That's what breaking up means!

Stacy says: Are you gonna open the present?

Wayne Campbell says: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very displeased.

Stacy says: Open it...

Wayne Campbell says: [opens it] What is it?

Stacy says: It's a gun rack!

Wayne Campbell says: Stacy, I don't even have A gun! Much less MANY guns that would necessitate me having a gun rack! WHAT am I going to do with a gun rack?

Stacy says: Well fine, if you don't like it. But if you're not careful you're gonna lose me, Wayne. [walks off offended]

Wayne Campbell says: I already lost you! We BROKE UP two months ago!! Are you mental? Get the net!

Wayne Campbell says: "If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset."

Wayne Campbell says: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.

Guru Pitka says: Give me a pound... lock it down.... break the pickle... tickle tickle!

Shrek says: This is the part where you run away.

Shrek says: [Repeated line] ROAR!

Donkey says: [to Shrek] Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.

Shrek says: Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?

Donkey says: I do?

Shrek says: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.

Donkey says: I'm a daddy?

Shrek says: *looks up at farquaads castle* 'you think hes compensating for something?'

Shrek says: [looks up at Farquaads castle] You think he's compensating for something?

The Cat in the Hat says: I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all of the obvious questions!

The Cat in the Hat says: I'm your host, the guy in the sweaterwho asks all the obvious questions.

Princess Fiona says: Where are you going?!

Shrek says: I have to save me ass!

Shrek says: [going to save Donkey] Well, I have to save my ass.

Shrek says: Ogres are like onions.

Donkey says: They stink?

Shrek says: Yes... no.

Donkey says: They make you cry?

Shrek says: No.

Donkey says: If you leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and start sprouting little white hairs?

Shrek says: No! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.

Fat Bastard says: I ATE A BABY!

Fat Bastard says: I ate a baby!

Gen. Ed Fenech says: These yanks have beaten down the devil

Gen. Ed Fenech says: These Yanks have beaten down the devil.

Shrek says: Great. After mimes, magicians are my favorite people.

Shrek says: Oh great, after mimes, magicians are my favorite people.

Donkey says: wowwww! lets do that again!

Donkey says: Wow! Lets do that again!

Shrek says: no no no no [whispers] no

Shrek says: No no no no no!

Wayne Campbell says: (same time) We're not worthy. We're not worthy.

Garth Algar says: (same time) We're not worthy. We're not worthy.

Wayne Campbell says: (same time) Schwing!

Garth Algar says: (same time) Schwing!

Dr. Evil says: One million dollars!

Austin Powers says: Yeah, baby!

Wayne Campbell says: If you blow chunks and she comes back, shes yours but if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be

Wayne Campbell says: I'll just use the "May I Help You?" riff

Wayne Campbell says: I mean Led Zepplin didn't write tunes that anbody liked. They left that to the BeeGees

Wayne Campbell says: Excellent

Shrek says: Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.

Shrek says: Donkey, two things, okay? Shut..up

Shrek says: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?

Donkey says: Uh-- Really tall?

Shrek says: Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona, I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed, well, by me.

Charlie Mackenzie says: She was a thief, you gotta belief, she stole my hearty and my cat.