Nathan Fillion

I mean to confound these bungers.

I aim to misbehave...

My feelings might have even been hurt, if I wasn't such a self-confident individual. I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm killing these shorts.

You weren't able to talk sense into him?

Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death

Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death.

I see. You tried the diplomatic approach

I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.

Accident is only the will of the universe expressing itself.

I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.

I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.

What? And risk my ship?

I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left.

What in the hell happened back there?

Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.

Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl because I don't think that's ever getting old.

Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...

Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket.

Do you want to run this ship?

Yes!

[caught off guard] Well... you can't...

Well, you can't.

Have faith, Captain!

Not today.

I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now... [River cocks the gun she is pointing at Mal]

I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong you'd best shoot me now or we could talk some more.

Or, we could talk some more.

Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.

I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.

Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right...

Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.

You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!

That was six months ago, Cap'n.

My ship don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.

What are you doing?

I'm praying for you Mal.

[to Inara] But you fog things up! You always have. You spin me about. I wish like hell you were elsewhere.

But you fog things up! You always have. You spin me about. I wish like hell you were elsewhere.

[sighs] I was.

I was.

Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma?

Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

[after landing on Miranda] Well, something sure the hell ain't right.

Well, something sure the hell ain't right.

Well, now, that is some fucked-up shit

Well, now, that is some fucked-up shit.

"I aim to misbehave"

I aim to misbehave.

I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again. (Firefly)

I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again.

Here's a little concept I've been working on. Why don't we shoot her first?

It *is* her turn.

They're burning without reactor core containment. Well, that's kwong juh duh. That's suicide! That's...

Reavers.

Oh god... oh god... oh god...

How close are they?

About 20 seconds from spitting distance.

Did you send word to Patience? (Firefly)

Did you send word to Patience?

Ain't heard back yet. Didn't she shoot you one time?

Everybody's makin' a fuss.

So how's everybody's evening, good? Good.

Faster Faster Faster would be better!

Now River stay behind the others if there's fighting you drop to the floor or run away. It's okay to leave them to die.

Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you I will get very choked up, honestly there could be tears.

Set course for Beaumonde, first thing, I want these bod -- (Simon suddenly punches him in the face .)

Set course for Beaumonde, first thing, I want these bod -- [Simon suddenly punches him in the face]

Simon!

You son of a whore!

I am a hairs breath from riddling you with holes Doctor!

'One simple job! She'll be fine!'

She 'is' fine apart from being still crazy she's a picture of health!

Never again do yo understand me?

Seems to me we had a talk about you giving orders on my boat.

Well we're off your boat just as soon as River gets her share of the bounty!

Let's not do anything hasty-

No shiny! We'll be on Beaumonde ten hours time you can pick up your earnings and be on your merry! Mean time you do your job patch up my crew!

He didn't lie down they never lie down.

Are you okay?

Is 'he' okay?!

Shot me in the back. I haven't.. made you angry, have I?

There's a lot of innocent people in the air being killed right now.

You have no idea how true that is. I know the secret now. The truth that burned up River Tam's brain and set you after her. And the rest of the 'verse is gonna know it too. 'Cause they need to

You have no idea how true that is. I know the secret now. The truth that burned up River Tam's brain and set you after her. And the rest of the 'verse is gonna know it too. 'Cause they need to.

You really believe that?

I do.

You willing to die for that belief?

I am... .course that ain't excactly plan A!

This report is maybe twelve years old. Parliament buried it, and it stayed buried til River dug it up. This is what they feared she knew. And they were right to fear, 'cause there's a universe of folk that are gonna know it too. They're gonna see it. Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. 'Cause as sure as I know anything I know this: They will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground, swept clean. A year from now, ten, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave.

May I see her?

I believe you go some storytelling to do what in hell happened back there?

Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old

Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old.

Do we know if anyone was killed?

It's likely. I know she meant to Ad kill me 'fore the Doc put her out which how exactly does that work anyhow?

It's a safeword. The people who helped me break River out had intel that River and the other subjects were being embedded with behavioral conditioning. They taught me a safeword, in case... something happened.

I'm not sure I get it

I'm not sure I get it.

It's a phrase that makes her fall asleep. If I speak the words, "Eta --

Well don't say it!

It only works on 'her' Jayne.

Oh. Well, now I know that!

What was that?

Did you "see" that?

Did you 'see' that?

Was that the Primary Buffer Panel?

It did seem to resemble-

Did the Primary Buffer Panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?

Looks like!

I thought Kaylee checked our entry couplings! I have a very clear memory of it!

Yeah well if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burnthrough this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Define "Interesting"

Define 'Interesting'.

"Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?"

Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?

This is the Captain. There's a little problem with our entry sequence so we may experience slight turbulence and then explode. Can you shave the vector?

I'm doing it it's not enough!

Well just get us on the ground!

That part will happen pretty defiantly!

We're gonna explode!? I don't wanna explode!

Jayne how many weapons you plan on taking you only got the two arms.

I just get excitable as to choice, like to have my options open.

I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.

well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.

No grenades

What? aw!

No grenades!

We crashing again?

Talk to your husband Mule prepped?

Go to go sir, just loading her up. Those grenades? Those grednaes?

Yeah Cap'n doesn't want'em.

Jayne we're robbing the place We're not occupying it.

Dear Buddha please give me a pony and a plastic rocket.

Mal what are you doing here?

Well you invited me.

I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!

Well then that makes you kind of a tease doesn't it?

You knew my invitation wasn't on the level!

Which let me to conclude that you must be in some trouble

Which let me to conclude that you must be in some trouble.

I'm fine I'm giddy!

For a woman schooled in telling a man what he wants to hear you ain't much of a liar

For a woman schooled in telling a man what he wants to hear you ain't much of a liar.

Mal you cannot handle this man!

That girl will reign destruction down on your ship, she is a albatross Captain.

Way I hear albatross was a ships good luck till some idiot killed it. Yes I've read a poem try not to faint

Way I hear albatross was a ships good luck till some idiot killed it. Yes I've read a poem try not to faint.

I never credited the Alliance with a over abundance of brains and if you're the best they got-

Captain Reynolds I should tell you so that you don't waste your time you can't make me angry

Captain Reynolds I should tell you so that you don't waste your time you can't make me angry.

Please spend a hour with him!

"My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it."

My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.

In the light of breach of trust revealed to us during the vandal savage matter. We have to decide whether batman should be allowed to remain in the league. All those in favor of

In the light of breach of trust revealed to us during the vandal savage matter. We have to decide whether batman should be allowed to remain in the league. All those in favor of.

Wait before we vote I think the accused sholud be allowed a few words in his defense.

Second

Second.

Okay (pause tuns) Batman

Okay [pause tuns] Batman.

My actions don't require any defense in the same situation I'd do it again.

Awe, Comm on!

As individuals and even more so as a group the justice league is far too dangerous to lack a fail safe against any possible misuse of our power.

We use our power to protect the world and always have.

And what if we ever used it for some other purpose (stands up) If you people can't see the potential danger of a out of control justice league.I don't need to wait for a vote I don't belong here . (gets up leaves and walks away)

And what if we ever used it for some other purpose [stands up] If you people can't see the potential danger of a out of control justice league.I don't need to wait for a vote I don't belong here . [gets up leaves and walks away]

But you could have made them family...instead of keeping Simon from seeing I was there & I carried such a torch. It's going on a year now I aint had nothing twix my nethers wasnt run on bateries.

God I can't know that ughhh...

I could stand to hear a little more....

You know what the first rule of flying is? ...Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta' fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.

I aim to misbehave.

This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode.

It's worse than you think.

It usually is.

[talking to Simon before jetting off on the mule] Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection. If anything happens to her - anything - I'll get really choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.

[metallic ripping outside the Serenity as it enters atmo] What was that?

Did you see that?!

Was that the primary buffer panel?

It did sound like--

Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram frigate?!

[ship shakes] Looks like.

Do you know what your sin is?

Aw, hell. I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.

All it takes to be a superhero, is the choice to fight evil

All it takes to be a superhero is the choice to fight evil.

"I mean to confound these bungers."

I mean to confound these bungers.

I aim to misbehave.

On the third day, Christ rose again...but what about the devil?

On the third day, Christ rose again. But what about the devil?

If you save someone's life...you are responsible for it.

If you save someone's life, you are responsible for it.

How does right freakin' now grab you?

How does right freakin' now grab you?

What are we gonna do now?

Probably turn into a couple of these ****ed-up things.

That's kinda negative.

Well, it's been that sorta day.

Thanks for saving my ass back there.

You're welcome.

Of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around.

I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.

Yeah, well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.

This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Define "interesting".

Define 'interesting'.

[deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die?

[on intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then ... explode.

[on intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then, explode.

Don't let them in your mouth!

Half of writing history is hiding the truth.