Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd

  • Highest Rated: 94% Avengers: Endgame (2019)
  • Lowest Rated: 6% Halloween - The Curse of Michael Myers (Halloween 6) (1995)
  • Birthday: Apr 6, 1969
  • Birthplace: Passaic, New Jersey, USA
  • Displaying the type of understated, dark-eyed good looks that make him a natural candidate for an art house pinup, Paul Rudd impressed filmgoers throughout the latter half of the 1990s with his talent for turning in performances marked by thoughtful insight and an unassuming charisma. Since his turn as Alicia Silverstone's endearingly self-righteous stepbrother in the 1995 film Clueless, Rudd has enjoyed a sort of low-key fame that has allowed him to branch out both in film and on the stage.The son of British-born parents, Rudd came into the world via Passaic, NJ, on April 6, 1969. Because of his father's job in the airline industry, Rudd and his family traveled a great deal, eventually settling in Kansas City, KS. After graduating from high school, Rudd attended the University of Kansas, where he majored in theater. Following his graduation, he was accepted as a student at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts/West in Los Angeles. His studies there led to a three-month theater workshop at Oxford University's British Drama Academy, where he was tutored by the producer and editor Michael Kahn. During his time in England, Rudd also co-produced the Globe Theatre's Bloody Poetry, in which he starred as the poet Percy Shelley, and then performed the title role of Hamlet, in a production directed by Ben Kingsley. Back in the States, Rudd made his television debut in 1992, in the series Sisters. As Ashley Judd's boyfriend Kirbie Philby, Rudd stayed with the show until 1995. During this time, he also appeared in other television productions, including the short-lived series Wild Oats (1994). In 1995, he made his big-screen debut in Amy Heckerling's Clueless, a film that met with a lavish dose of unanticipated success. Although much of the limelight was reserved for the film's star Alicia Silverstone, Rudd also received a fair amount of press, as well as the adulation of a new generation of fans who warmed to the actor's unconventional appeal. The same year, he played the lead in the sixth Halloween installment, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers. The year 1996 proved to be one of hits and misses, as it included his leading part in the straight-to-video Overnight Delivery, co-starring Reese Witherspoon, and the highly successful William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet, in which he played against type as the arrogant Dave Paris. The same year, Rudd starred in the obscure but critically praised Canadian independent The Size of Watermelons, before going on to make the equally obscure, critically trashed The Locusts (1997). Theatrically, however, 1997 provided positive experience in the form of a Broadway production of Alfred Uhry's The Last Night of Ballyhoo, in which Rudd had a lead role. There were further positive experiences for Rudd in 1998, as in addition to his principal role in the well-received The Object of My Affection, he starred in the high-profile Lincoln Center production of Twelfth Night, which co-starred Helen Hunt and was directed by Nicholas Hytner, his Object director. Rudd continued his theater work the following year, with Neil LaBute's Bash, an off-Broadway show that also featured Calista Flockhart and Ron Eldard. In addition, he had a starring role in 200 Cigarettes, a film remarkable for both its enviable ensemble cast (including Christina Ricci, Ben Affleck, and Martha Plimpton) and the overwhelmingly desultory reviews it received. However, even the most savage of critics were able to single out Rudd for praise, further reflecting the actor's ability to make a favorable impression in even the most unfavorable of films.After a turn as Nick Caraway in a made-for-television adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, Rudd showed off his ability pull off broad-comedy in the largely improvised 2001 parody film Wet Hot American Summer. He changed gears considerably for his next project, The Shape of Things which saw him reteam with director LaBute.In 2004, Rudd again flexed his skills as a comedic scene-steal

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

94% Avengers: Endgame Scott Lang / Ant-Man 2019
76% Between Two Ferns: The Movie Actor 2019
88% Ant-Man and the Wasp Scott Lang/Ant-Man 2018
65% Ideal Home Paul 2018
32% The Catcher Was A Spy Moe Berg 2018
85% Avengers: Infinity War Scott Lang/Ant-Man $665M 2018
20% Mute Cactus Bill 2018
80% Rush: Time Stand Still Actor 2017
83% Sausage Party Darren $97.7M 2016
93% The Little Prince Mr. Prince 2016
91% Captain America: Civil War Scott Lang/Ant-Man $408.1M 2016
23% Nerdland John 2016
77% The Fundamentals of Caring Ben 2016
83% Ant-Man Screenwriter Scott Lang/Ant-Man $138.1M 2015
68% They Came Together Joel 2014
75% Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Brian Fantana $76.9M 2013
94% Casting By Actor $14.5K 2013
48% All Is Bright Rene $5.1K 2013
81% Prince Avalanche Alvin $0.3M 2013
83% This Is the End Paul Rudd $96.3M 2013
38% Admission John Pressman $18.1M 2013
52% This Is 40 Pete $65.3M 2012
86% The Perks of Being a Wallflower Mr. Anderson $15M 2012
25% Mansome Actor $18.9K 2012
59% Wanderlust Producer George $17.3M 2012
No Score Yet Wanderlust: Bizarro Cut Actor Producer 2012
70% Our Idiot Brother Ned $24.7M 2011
No Score Yet Sesame Street: P Is For Princess Actor 2011
32% How Do You Know George $30.3M 2010
41% Dinner for Schmucks Tim Conrad $73M 2010
82% Casino Jack And The United States Of Money Voice of Michael Scanlon 2010
15% Year One Abel $43.4M 2009
No Score Yet Sesame Street: Being Green Actor 2009
73% Monsters vs. Aliens Derek Dietl $198.4M 2009
83% I Love You, Man Peter Klaven $71.4M 2009
No Score Yet Sesame Street: Being Green Actor 2009
77% Role Models Screenwriter Danny Donahue $67.4M 2008
83% Forgetting Sarah Marshall Chuck $63M 2008
15% Over Her Dead Body Henry $7.5M 2008
74% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story John Lennon -- uncredited $18.4M 2007
90% Knocked Up Pete $148.8M 2007
18% The Ex Leon $3.1M 2007
64% I Could Never Be Your Woman Adam 2007
70% Diggers Hunt 2007
34% Reno 911!: Miami Ethan the Druglord $20.3M 2007
36% The Ten Jeff Reigert Producer $0.6M 2007
42% Night at the Museum Don $249.4M 2006
22% The Oh in Ohio Jack Chase 2006
32% The Baxter Dan Abbott 2005
85% The 40 Year Old Virgin David $109.3M 2005
43% Tennis, Anyone...? Lance Rockwood 2005
No Score Yet Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie Brian Fantana 2004
54% P.S. Sammy Silverstein $0.2M 2004
66% Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy Brian Fantana $84.2M 2004
No Score Yet Two Days Actor 2004
No Score Yet 2 Days Paul Miller 2003
No Score Yet House Hunting Actor 2003
50% The Chateau Graham Granville 2002
64% The Shape Of Things Adam $0.7M 2002
No Score Yet On the Edge Dr. Kenneth Grearly 2001
36% Wet Hot American Summer Andy 2001
No Score Yet The Great Gatsby Nick 2001
No Score Yet Gen-Y Cops Ian Curtis 2000
No Score Yet Bash: Latter Day Plays John 2000
71% The Cider House Rules Wally 1999
No Score Yet Celebrity Mix Actor 1999
29% 200 Cigarettes Kevin 1999
54% The Object of My Affection George Hanson 1998
43% Overnight Delivery Wyatt Trips 1998
18% The Locusts Earl 1997
72% Romeo + Juliet Dave Paris 1996
No Score Yet The Size of Watermelons Alex 1996
79% Clueless Josh 1995
6% Halloween - The Curse of Michael Myers (Halloween 6) Tommy Doyle 1995
No Score Yet Runaway Daughters Jimmy 1994
No Score Yet Stalking Back Scott 1993
No Score Yet The Last Song Gary Aronson 1980
No Score Yet Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee Actor

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

77% Living With Yourself
2019
Executive Producer Miles
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2016
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2016
  • 2011
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Appearing Host
  • 2019
  • 2013
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2015
No Score Yet Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates Jr.
2012
Appearing
  • 2017
No Score Yet Nightcap
2016-2017
  • 2017
No Score Yet Wet Hot American Summer:
2017
Andy
  • 2017
No Score Yet Sesame Street
2014
Prince
  • 2016
  • 2014
84% Wet Hot American Summer
2015-2017
Andy
  • 2015
No Score Yet Billy on the Street
2011-2017
Appearing Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2014
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2014
  • 2011
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2004
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest
  • 2012
94% Louie
2010-2015
Himself
  • 2012
No Score Yet MTV First
2011-2014
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2010
92% Parks and Recreation
2009-2015
Bobby Newport
  • 2012
  • 2010
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet Sesame Street
1969
Prince
  • 2010
95% Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
Performer
  • 2010
93% Party Down
2009-2010
Producer Executive Producer Creator Screenwriter
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2009
  • 2008
64% Little Britain USA
2008
Appearing
  • 2008
92% Veronica Mars
2004-2007
Desmond Fellows
  • 2007
  • 2005
67% Stella
2005
Guest
  • 2005
No Score Yet Strangers with Candy
1999-2000
  • 2000
No Score Yet Clueless
1996-1999
Sonny
  • 1996
No Score Yet Sisters
1991-1996
Guest Kirby Quimby Philby
  • 1994
  • 1993
  • 1991
97% Moonlighting
1985-1989
  • 1985
No Score Yet Murder, She Wrote
1984-1996
  • 1984
No Score Yet Quincy, M.E.
1976-1983
  • 1983
  • 1982
No Score Yet Travel Man: 48 Hours in...
2015
Guest
0% Wild Oats
1994
Brian Grant

QUOTES FROM Paul Rudd CHARACTERS

Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Does anyone have any orange slices?
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Get off!
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
I really don't wanna hurt you.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
I wouldn't stress about it.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Hank Pym always said "Never trust a Stark".
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Hank Pym always said never trust a Stark.
Tony Stark/Iron Man
Who are you again?
Sam Wilson/Falcon
We need a diversion. Something Big!
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
I got something kind of big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell and if I'm tear myself in half, you don't come back.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
I got something kind of big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell and if I tear myself in half, you don't come back.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Look, man, I know you know a lot of super people so... thinks for thanking of me.
Steve Rogers/Captain America
Did he tell you what we're up against?
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Something about some... psycho assassins.
Steve Rogers/Captain America
We're outside the law on this one. So if you come with us, you're a wanted man.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Yeah well, what else is new?
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
I want to say I know you know a lot of super people, so thinks for thanking of me... Thanks for thinking of me!
Tony Stark/Iron Man
Who's that? Who's speaking?
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
[internally damaging the Iron Man suit] Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Your conscience. It's been a long time since we last talk.
Tony Stark/Iron Man
Who's speaking?
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
I say this as your the first love of your life, your fiancé is an asshat!
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Ugh...what time zone is this?
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
It's not, you son of a bitch!
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
saying nothing while visiting his daughter at night while she sleeps ... adorable
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Saying nothing while visiting his daughter at night while she sleeps ... adorable.
Mr. Prince
The men where you live grow thousands of Roses. And, they do not find what they are looking for. What they are looking for could find in a single Rose. Or a little water.
Mr. Prince
It is only with heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Mr. Prince
Hey, come and play with me.
The Fox
I cannot play with you. I'm not tamed.
Mr. Prince
What is essential is invisible to the eye.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
I'm gonna have to shrink between the molecules to get in there.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Hi, I'm Scott!
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Hi peanut!
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Hello. I'm Ant-Man. Haven't you heard of me? No, you wouldn't have heard of me.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Iron Man was taken!
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
One Question, Is it to late to change the name?
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
One Question, Is it too late to change the name?
Darren Cross/Yellowjacket
You Think you can stop the future? You're Just a thief!
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
No, I'm Ant-Man. I know, wasn't my idea.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
My days of breaking in places and stealing stuff are over. What do you want me to do?
Dr. Hank Pym
I want you to break into a place and steal some stuff.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Naturally.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Makes sense.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
I think our first move should be calling the Avengers..
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
I think our first move should be calling the Avengers.
Pete
My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit's digital.
Pete
Don't think about Lost today. Tomorrow: Lost. All day. I can't wait to hear about it. Jack? No way. Really? Right now, shower.
Sadie
I don't make fun of your stupid Mad Men.
Pete
First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.
Sadie
That's because Mad Men sucks.
Pete
What Don Draper has gone through beats whatever Jack is running from on some island.
Sadie
A bunch of people smoking in an office, it's stupid.
Pete
You're getting me off topic. Please get dressed.
Pete
I've been flushing as I go.
Debbie
You're flushing as you go? Who takes a half hour to go to the bathroom?
Pete
John Goodman. (Debbie grabs his iPad and leaves) Don't press Enter! I'm not sure I want to make that move!
Josh
Hey James Bond, In America we drive on the right side of the road!
Cher Horowitz
I am! You try driving in platforms.
Brian Fantana
Ron, how many times have you smoked crack?
Ron Burgundy
Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times
Ron Burgundy
Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times.
Brian Fantana
I am going to meet my friends OJ Simpson, Phil Spector, and Robert Blake. They call themselves the Ladykillers.
Brian Fantana
I've had 4 of my 7 illegitimate children using this condom.
Brian Fantana
Didn't you hear? Brick died.
Brian Fantana
This just feels right! The news team is back!
Adam
Well, lucky me. I got to be part of your installation "thingie."
Brian Fantana
They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.
Pete
marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of "everybody loves raymond"
Pete
Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'.
Mr. Anderson
We accept the love we think we deserve.
George Harrison
I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.
Paul McCartney
Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!
Ringo Starr
I've got a song about an octopus.
John Lennon
Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!
Paul McCartney
We're nothing but... grains of sand.
Dewey Cox
That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?
John Lennon
Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can... [glares at the camera] *imagine*.
Debbie
Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis?
Pete
I think it's Matisyahu.
Pete
Never do what they did.
Charlotte
I'm gonna do it...
Pete
You are? Uh oh, someone's getting homeschooled.
Surfing Instructor
If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter
Yeah, probably.
Adam
Just refer to me as it or untitled.
Pete
One...a breeze. Two...brutal. Three...just put a bullet to my head. [views about raising kids]
Pete
Have you seen my starfish?
Pete
(Talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom) Stop treating me like a child.
Pete
[talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom] Stop treating me like a child.
Peter Klaven
She was pretty hot.
Sydney Fife
Ya, I fucked her.
Pete
Should we get a block of porn?
Debbie
I don't think we need twenty-four hours of porn.
Pete
Yeah, but you know, two porns cost about as much as a block.
Debbie
I think that's too much porn.
Pete
We don't have to watch it all, but for the value it makes sense.
Pete
For some reason, there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups.
Debbie
I wonder what that means.
Pete
I don't think it means anything, I think it's just adorable.
Cher Horowitz
I have direction...
Josh
Yeah, towards the mall.
Mr. Anderson
We accept the love we think we deserve.
Charlie
Why Do Nice People Choose The Wrong People To Date?
Charlie
Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?
Mr. Anderson
We accept the love we think we deserve.
Charlie
Can we make them now they deserve better?
Mr. Anderson
We can try.
Josh
Be seeing you.
Tai
Yeah, I hope not sporadically.
Josh
Want to practice parking?
Cher Horowitz
What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.
Ned
I live my life a certain way. And that is, I like to think ig you put your trust out there, I mean you give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, they'll want to live up to it. It doesn't always work out, clearly, but I think that if you do people will rise to the occasion.
Mr. Anderson
We accept the love that we think we deserve.
Mr. Anderson
You know, they say if you make one friend on your first day, you're doing okay.
Charlie
If my English teacher is the only friend I make today, that would be sorta depressing.
Peter Klaven
Laters on the menjay.
Barry
In the words of John Lennon, "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not."
Barry
In the words of John Lennon, 'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.'
Tim
...the only one.
Tim
The only one.
Brian Fantana
I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called "The Octogon".
Brian Fantana
I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called 'The Octogon'.
Josh
You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher Horowitz
Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh
Someone Mel Gibson never played.
Brian Fantana
Panda jerk!!!
Brian Fantana
Panda jerk!
George
Doors are bullshit
George
Doors are bullshit.
Surfing Instructor
I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
Surfing Instructor
I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish.
Derek Dietl
Wow, you're...glowing....
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
Thank You!
Derek Dietl
No Susan, you're like really glowing...YOU'RE GREEN!
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
(looks at hand)
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
[looks at hand]
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
(GASP) Oh No! (GROAN) Derek!
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
[GASP] Oh No! [GROAN] Derek!
Pete
I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.
Pete
[taking his hand out of his mouth after doing magic mushrooms] Tastes like a rainbow.
Brian Fantana
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
George
This stuff was invented by this man in Central Ohio as white goo ... used to remove soot off wall paper... when gas and electric heating came in there was no longer a need for the cleaning goo the guy was going under ... Joe McVicker, his sister in law was Kay Zufall. So Kay Zufall discovered that her kids liked squeezing the goo a lot more than hard modeling clay so she suggested to her brother in law Joe that they colour the stuff and call it play- doh ... So I have kept this for a long time as proof that we are all just one small adjustment away from making our lives work.
Peter Klaven
latress on the menjay
Peter Klaven
Alright. Laters on the menjay. [Hangs up]
Omar
I..... am..... your..... parole..... officer.....
Ned
Why are you talking like that?
Omar
Oh, well I thought, since you sold grass to an officer in uniform, that you might be retarded.
Pete
How could Debbie like me? She likes me, she *loves* me. The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around. She loves me so much that she wants me around all the time. That's our biggest problem and I can't even accept that. Like, that upsets me?
George
I'm not having any, it smells like Willie Nelson's braids.
Ringo Starr
I wrote a song about an octopus
Ringo Starr
I wrote a song about an octopus.
John Lennon
Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums
John Lennon
Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums.
John Lennon
Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!
Eva
Ohh George. I like you.
George
I like you too Eva.
Eva
We should make love sometime...
Wayne Davidson
My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist.
George
Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier.
Brian Fantana
(About Sex Panther) They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.
Brian Fantana
[about Sex Panther] They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.
Ron Burgundy
That doesn't make sense.
Ron Burgundy
Hey it's Papa Burgandy!! Corningstone is fair game.
Ron Burgundy
Hey it's Papa Burgundy! Corningstone is fair game.
Brian Fantana
Eh-OH!!!!! There he is!!
Brian Fantana
Eh-OH! There he is!
Ron Burgundy
I'm very aroused.
Danny Donahue
Pick us up in two hours.
Ronnie Shields
Fuck you, Miss Daisy!
Danny Donahue
Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Peter Klaven
Why does everything I say sounds like a Leprechaun!?
Surfing Instructor
You sound like you're from London.
Peter Klaven
There were tons of guys who were licking each others basses
Barry
As a wise man once said "You may say i'm a dreamer but i'm not"
Barry
As a wise man once said 'You may say i'm a dreamer but i'm not'.
Tim
"The only one"
Tim
'The only one.'
Barry
What?
Tim
Well that's the lyric "You may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one"
Tim
Well that's the lyric 'You may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one'
Barry
[Sarcastically] OK Tim, whatever you say!
Barry
[sarcastically] Okay Tim, whatever you say!
Cal
she likes u man
Cal
She likes you, man.
David
too bad i retired my penis
David
Too bad I retired my penis.
David
u look like a man-o-lantern
David
Dude, you look like a man-o -lantern.
Andy Stitzer
wow thisis pretty crowded
Andy Stitzer
Wow this is pretty crowded.
David
yeah well you knoe $9 beer night
David
Yeah well you know $9 beer night.
Augie Farks
I'm going to approach from the rear.
Danny Donahue
*uncomfortable stare*
Danny Donahue
[uncomfortable stare]
Brian Fantana
No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Brian Fantana
No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Brick Tamland
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brick Tamland
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana
Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
Cal
You know how I know you're gay? I saw you make spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.
Cal
You know how I know you're gay?
David
How?
Cal
I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.
Billy
Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned
Such a cliche.
Pete
It looks like our comouter has chicken pox
Pete
Looks like your computer has chicken pox.
Cindy
Who's the man?
Cindy
Who's the man Ned?
Ned
You are?
Ned
I'm the man!
Cindy
Who's the man, Ned?
Cindy
Louder!
Ned
Uh, Jesus, me.
Cindy
Yes, say it. Who's the man?
Cindy
Yes.
Ned
Who's the man...
Cindy
Who's the...no say it, I'm the man.
Ned
You're the man.
Cindy
You're the man!
Ned
I'm the man.
Ned
That's right.
Cindy
Say it!
Cindy
Louder!
Ned
I'm the man!!
Cindy
Yes! Come on!
Andy Stitzer
You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
David
What?
Mel Hamilton
"I'd like to see you have a little direction"
Mel Hamilton
I'd like to see you have a little direction.
Cher Horowitz
"I have direction!"
Cher Horowitz
I have direction!
Josh
"yeah, towards the mall"
Josh
Yeah, towards the mall.
Ned
[to his parol officer] I broke down, I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me.