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Ralph Strait

Highest Rated: 46% The Beastmaster (1982)

Lowest Rated: 42% Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

Birthday: Jul 8, 1936

Birthplace: Not Available

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Me and Veronica Bar Customer 1992
42% Halloween III: Season of the Witch Buddy Kupfer 1982
46% The Beastmaster Sacco 1982
No Score Yet The Super Cops Instructor 1974

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Magnum, P.I.
1980-1988
Ralph Optician 1985
1984
1983
No Score Yet Dukes of Hazzard
1979-1985
Otis Plunkee 1982

QUOTES FROM Ralph Strait CHARACTERS

Buddy Kupfer says: (in the test room) - Relax a minute, will you? Mr. Cochran will be here and everything will be fine. He just wants my opinion about some television commercials or something. You know, I still don't understand why they won't take my orders for next year. You know how I like to work ahead and well they're just not interested at all. Maybe they're not going to have Halloween next year.

Buddy Kupfer says: (in the test room) Relax a minute, will you? Mr. Cochran will be here and everything will be fine. He just wants my opinion about some television commercials or something. You know, I still don't understand why they won't take my orders for next year. You know how I like to work ahead and well they're just not interested at all. Maybe they're not going to have Halloween next year.

Buddy Kupfer says: Conal Cochran, the all-time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper.

Dr. Daniel Challis says: Ah!

Buddy Kupfer says: Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his.

Buddy Kupfer says: Hey Mr. Cochran, just what is the final processing?

Conal Cochran says: Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that; quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know...the usual. And of course there's a lot of trade secrets.

Conal Cochran says: Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that; quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know, the usual. And of course there's a lot of trade secrets.

Buddy Kupfer says: Oh I'd sure like to take a look.

Conal Cochran says: Aw sorry.

Dr. Daniel Challis says: Not even a peek for your best salesman?

Buddy Kupfer says: Just one little look?

Conal Cochran says: Well you see...part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger.

Conal Cochran says: Well you see, part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger.

Buddy Kupfer says: Do you know he's one of the richest men in the country? And he got that way selling cheap gags and Halloween masks. Oh God, there's hope for us yet.