Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider

  • Highest Rated: 63% Muppets From Space (1999)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
  • Birthday: Oct 31, 1963
  • Birthplace: San Francisco, California, USA
  • Another Saturday Night Live alumnus to make a bid for big screen stardom, Rob Schneider got his first chance to carry a film with Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (2000), a mistaken identity comedy that was as commercially popular as it was critically eviscerated. The diminutive Schneider, who was born to a Filipino mother and Jewish father in San Francisco on October 31, 1963, got his start in comedy in high school. He began writing sketches when he was 15 and also began appearing at local comedy venues. Inspired by such comics as Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Peter Sellars, and Monty Python, Schneider decided to try to make a career out of stand-up.Following high school graduation, the fledgling comedian set off for Europe, where he traveled for a few months until he was robbed in Paris. Scraping together enough cash to make it back to the U.S., Schneider returned to San Francisco and renewed his determination to make it as a comedian. He quickly became active on the comedy circuit, opening for such luminaries as Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, and Dana Carvey. Schneider got his big break in 1990, when he was discovered by SNL producer Lorne Michaels while performing on an HBO comedy special. He was hired on as a writer for SNL in 1991, but he soon began performing his own material as well as writing it. He earned great popularity and lasting fame for his characterizations of "Richard "the Richmeister" Laymer" and "The Sensitive Naked Man," as well as various celebrity impersonations. Schneider stayed with the show until the end of the 1993-1994 season, when he decided to quit in order to pursue his film career.Following his departure from SNL, Schneider had a sizable supporting role in the Sylvester Stallone vehicle Judge Dredd (1995), but his subsequent film work was limited almost solely to forgettable comedies. In 1996, the comedian returned to television as one of the stars of the short-lived sitcom Men Behaving Badly, but he continued to focus much of his energy on a film career. After appearing in The Waterboy (1998) and Big Daddy (1999), two wildly successful comedies starring fellow-SNL alum Adam Sandler, Schneider starred as the titular hero of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, a fish tank cleaner who assumes the identity of a high-living gigolo. Panned by critics as immature and vulgar, Deuce Bigalow nevertheless did decent business in theaters and found a niche after it's subsequent release on home video, prompting Schneider to prepare a sophmore effort, The Animal. Co-starring Survivor contestant turned thespian Colleen Haskell, Schneider's tale of a car accident victim imbued with superhuman powers after being pieced back together with animal organs kept the low-brow rolling while marking his territory among the ranks of the more successful transitions from SNL player to big screen star.Later, in the 2000s, Schneider frequently alternated between starring in his own films (The Hot Chick, Duece Bigalow: European Gigolo), and supporting his old pal Sandler (The Longest Yard, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry), with few on either side truly managing to ignite the box office or his career momentum. Though 2012 found Schneider attempting to break back into television with Rob, a CBS sitcom centering on an OCD landscape architect who marries into a jovial Mexican-American family, the network cancelled the series after just one season.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Robot Awakening Actor 2019
27% Sandy Wexler Actor 2017
9% Norm of the North Norm $12.4M 2016
No Score Yet The Adventures of Panda Warrior Patrick 2016
No Score Yet Pups United Benny 2015
No Score Yet Frog Kingdom Actor 2015
0% The Ridiculous 6 Ramon 2015
No Score Yet Shelby Shelby 2014
No Score Yet Ot vinta 3D (Wings) Dodo 2014
No Score Yet Wings: Sky Force Heroes Fred 2014
No Score Yet Top Cat: The Movie Strikland $1.5M 2013
0% InAPPropriate Comedy Psychologist ('Psychology World'), J.D. ('The Porno Review') $0.2M 2013
No Score Yet Wings Dodo (English Version) 2013
No Score Yet Dino Time Dodger 2012
0% You May Not Kiss the Bride Ernesto 2012
No Score Yet The Reef 2: High Tide Nerissa 2012
No Score Yet Outback Johnny 2012
No Score Yet The Chosen One Producer Paul Screenwriter Director 2011
14% Top Cat:The Movie (UK) Police Chief Strickland 2011
10% Grown Ups Rob Hilliard $162.1M 2010
No Score Yet Dino Mom Dodger 2010
No Score Yet American Virgin Crazy Ed Curtzman 2009
11% Big Stan Producer Stan Minton Director 2009
No Score Yet Wild Cherry Dad 2009
37% You Don't Mess With the Zohan Salim $100.1M 2008
No Score Yet American Crude Bill 2008
14% I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Asian Minister $119.8M 2007
No Score Yet Juliana and the Medicine Fish Actor 2007
No Score Yet Legend Of The Sea Actor 2007
12% Little Man Dinosaur Rex $58.3M 2006
No Score Yet Shark Bait Nerissa 2006
11% The Benchwarmers Gus $57.7M 2006
16% Grandma's Boy Yuri $6M 2006
No Score Yet The Last Guy on Earth Actor 2006
9% Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Deuce Bigalow Screenwriter Producer $22.3M 2005
31% The Longest Yard Punky $158M 2005
No Score Yet Hollywood Stories Actor 2005
32% Around the World in 80 Days San Francisco Hobo 2004
45% 50 First Dates Ula $120.8M 2004
22% The Hot Chick Clive/Jessica Screenwriter 2002
12% Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights Chinese Waiter/Narrator $23.4M 2002
30% The Animal Screenwriter Marvin Mange 2001
22% Little Nicky Townie $38.6M 2000
No Score Yet Susan's Plan Steve 2000
22% Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Screenwriter Deuce Bigalow 1999
63% Muppets From Space The Producer 1999
40% Big Daddy Nazo 1999
35% The Waterboy Townie 1998
8% Knock Off Tommy Hendricks 1998
27% Les Aventures de Pinocchio J. Worthington Foulfellow 1996
12% Down Periscope Marty Pascal 1996
17% Judge Dredd Fergie 1995
22% The Beverly Hillbillies Tyler Screenwriter 1993
62% Demolition Man Erwin (uncredited) 1993
11% Surf Ninjas Iggy 1993
33% Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Bellman 1992
31% Necessary Roughness Chuck Neiderman 1991
No Score Yet Martians Go Home Voyeur Martian 1990

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Lights Out with David Spade
2019
Panelist
  • 2019
No Score Yet Lip Sync Battle
2015
Performer
  • 2018
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
0% Real Rob
2015-2017
Producer Creator Screenwriter Director Rob
  • 2017
  • 2015
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet Hot in Cleveland
2010-2015
Chill
  • 2014
No Score Yet Betty White's Off Their Rockers
2012-2014
Appearing
  • 2012
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2012
11% Rob
2012
Producer Executive Producer Screenwriter Rob
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Host
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2010
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2002
  • 2001
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2009
  • 2008
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing
  • 2008
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Performer
  • 2005
  • 1994
  • 1993
  • 1992
  • 1991
  • 1990
  • 1989
No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher
2003
Panelist
  • 2004
61% Ally McBeal
1997-2002
  • 1998
88% Seinfeld
1989-1998
Bob
  • 1996
No Score Yet Coach
1989-1997
Leonard Kraleman
  • 1991
  • 1990
No Score Yet British Men Behaving Badly
1992-1998

QUOTES FROM Rob Schneider CHARACTERS

Norm
I put the soul in the winter solstice.
Lil Pete
Hey friend, need any help gettin' her out?
Ramon
She's not really stuck amigo, she's a diversion.
Lil Pete
She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count canty-loupes.
Norm
Someones coming act natural! Not that natural.
Norm
Someone's coming, act natural!
Norm
Not that natural.
Norm
You're invincible!
Norm
Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer.
Ramon
My mother's Swedish
Tommy
I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican.
Ramon
Lying bitch.
Fergie Herman Ferguson
If you hadn't judged me, I wouldn't be out here in the first place. I think you should apologize. I deserve it.
Judge Dredd
The law never apologizes
Fergie Herman Ferguson
That's just it. You're not the law anymore. Now apologize!
Judge Dredd
What kind of a criminal are you?
Fergie Herman Ferguson
A nice criminal.
Fergie Herman Ferguson
And these, these refugees, they made it through, right ?
Fergie Herman Ferguson
And these, these refugees, they made it through, right?
Judge Dredd
Actually, they were roasted.
Fergie Herman Ferguson
That was a mistake!
Judge Dredd
The Law doesn't make mistakes.
Fergie Herman Ferguson
Really? Then how do you explain what happened to you? You can't... can you?
Ula
Sharks are like dogs: they only bite when you touch their private parts.
Stan Minton
here comes the egg roll
Stan Minton
Here comes the Egg Roll!
Ula
You Kids suck,you're good at everything
Ula
You kids suck; you're good at everything!
Julian
Electricity.
Sonny Koufax
Very Good.
Julian
Constitution.
Sonny Koufax
That's it.
Julian
Philadelphia.
Sonny Koufax
Smart. Good.
Delivery Guy
FIsh? Pony? Hip...Hiphop...Hiphopanonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!
Gus
I made a mistake Nelson I wish I could take it all back
Gus
I made a mistake Nelson. I wish I could take it all back.
Bellman
(holding the pizza box as he opens it) Mr. McCallister, here's your... cheese pizza!.
Bellman
[holding the pizza box as he opens it] Mr. McCallister, here's your... cheese pizza!
Rob Hilliard
Hey. Come Here, Come Here.
Rob Hilliard
Don't fall for that crap. You stay away from him.
Jasmine Hilliard
What are you talking about? He's gay isn't he?
Rob Hilliard
No. He just seems gay. He's a genius.
Bellman
(last lines) Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.
Bellman
Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.
Bellman
(last lines) (gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill) Merry Christmas.
Bellman
[gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill] Merry Christmas.
Buzz
(last lines) (takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand) Oh!. here.
Buzz
[takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand] Oh!. here.
Bellman
(last lines) Nice family. Really.
Bellman
Nice family. Really.
Buzz
(last lines) (looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67) Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad....
Buzz
[looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67] Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad...
Peter McCallister
(last lines) (shouts) KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE
Peter McCallister
[shouts] KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE
Kevin McCallister
(last lines) (gasps as he runs to his father)
Kevin McCallister
[gasps as he runs to his father]
Concierge Mr. Hector
(chasing Kevin with the credit card at The Plaza) Get back here you little feast.
Concierge Mr. Hector
[chasing Kevin with the credit card at The Plaza] Get back here you little feast.
Concierge Mr. Hector
(talking to the Bellman about Kevin) Stop that child.
Concierge Mr. Hector
[talking to the Bellman about Kevin] Stop that child.
Concierge Mr. Hector
Grab him.
Bellman
Grab him.
Delivery Guy
[Trying to sound out hippopotamus] Hip? Hip-hop? Hip-hop-anonymous? DAMN YOU! YOU GIVE HIM THE EASY ONES!
Delivery Guy
[trying to sound out hippopotamus] Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.
Iggy
"Motosurf!!"
Iggy
Motosurf!
Roxanne Chase-Feder
and that must be your mother
Roxanne Chase-Feder
[an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.
Rob Hilliard
it's my wife
Rob Hilliard
My wife.
Roxanne Chase-Feder
oh i love ur scarf (awkward!)
Roxanne Chase-Feder
I'm sorry!
Bellman
Makedonski
Bellman
Makedonski.
Marcus Higgins
Kurt: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical Rob: It's great Marcus: It's a-maize-ing
Kurt McKenzie
He calls it maize because it sounds mystical.
Rob Hilliard
It's great.
Lenny Feder
It's a-maize-ing.
Townie
You can do it. Cut his fucking head off.
Townie
You can do it. Cut his fucking head off!