Sasha Jenson
Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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No Score Yet | The Nature of the Beast |
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— | 1995 |
No Score Yet | Dillinger and Capone |
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— | 1995 |
No Score Yet | Twisted Love |
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— | 1995 |
93% | Dazed and Confused |
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— | 1993 |
33% | Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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— | 1992 |
No Score Yet | The Unnamable II |
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— | 1992 |
No Score Yet | After the Shock |
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— | 1990 |
No Score Yet | Deadly Weapon |
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— | 1989 |
0% | Ghoulies II |
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— | 1988 |
No Score Yet | Moving Target |
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— | 1988 |
29% | Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers |
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— | 1988 |
67% | Big Wednesday |
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— | 1978 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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No Score Yet |
NYPD Blue
1993-2005
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No Score Yet |
Teen Angel
1989
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Quotes from Sasha Jenson's Characters
Kevin Pickford: | Don, give the beer back, man! |
Don Dawson: | I paid for the beer, man. |
Don Dawson: | Check ya later! Check ya later! |
Don Dawson: | Slate man, why are you always such a dork man? |
Don Dawson: | Mmm... bowling ball. Bowling ball. Yeah throw it. Faggot, sissy, pussy, freshman. |
Don Dawson: | You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like ?cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works. |
Don Dawson: | [opening his mouth wide] Go like this. Do you spit or swallow? |
Freshman Girl: | Whatever you like. |
Don Dawson: | Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you. |
Randy "Pink" Floyd: | Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player? |
Don Dawson: | I don't know. A few, I guess. |
Don Dawson: | Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go. |
Shavonne: | You're an asshole. |
Don Dawson: | I know I am. |
Don Dawson: | Just to get the coaches off our backs, they're being fucking assholes. That's why you sign it and never think about it again. Just ket it go. |
Don Dawson: | Just to get the coaches off our backs, they're being fucking assholes. That's why you sign it and never think about it again. Just let it go. |
Don Dawson: | Well, all Iâ??m saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this placeâ?¦ Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. |
Don Dawson: | Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. |
Slater: | Hey man, Pickford's got a doobie were about to burn; you in? |
Don Dawson: | Think about it. Yeah. |
Slater: | Are you cool man? |
Mitch Kramer: | Like how? |
Slater: | Okay, man. |
Randy "Pink" Floyd: | He was just asking if you get high. |
Mitch Kramer: | Yeah, like smoke pot? |
Brady: | Hey, Wade, why don't you go ahead and make your move? |
Wade: | Don't rush me, Brady. Timing's got to be primo. |
Brady: | Yeah, well, money talks and bullsh*t walks. Know what I mean? |
Brady: | I mean you blow off our date at the last minute... |
Brady: | I mean you blow off our date at the last minute. |
Rachel Carruthers: | So you hop on to the next best thing? I thought you were different from other guys. |
Brady: | Oh, I'm different, it's just that...I just got pissed off, that's all. |
Brady: | Oh, I'm different, it's just that. I just got pissed off, that's all. |
Rachel Carruthers: | Oh really? Well, I'll just let you get back to Miss Hot Panties. |