Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer

  • Highest Rated: 92% True Romance (1993)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Run for the Money (2002)
  • Birthday: Dec 31, 1959
  • Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA
  • Born December 31, 1959, actor Val Kilmer's chameleon-like ability to plunge fully and breathlessly into his characters represents both the gift that catapulted him to fame in the mid eighties, and that which - by its very nature of anonymity - held him back from megastardom for some time. Such an ability - doubtless, the result of exhaustive, heavily-disciplined training and rehearsal - also explains Kilmer's alleged on-set reputation as a perfectionist (which caused a number of major directors to supposedly tag him as 'difficult'), but the results are typically so electric that Kilmer's influx of assignments has never stopped. He is also extraordinarily selective about projects. Trying valiantly to maintain a firm hold on his career, he turned down offers for box office blockbusters including Blue Velvet, Dirty Dancing, and Indecent Proposal for personal and artistic reasons. A Los Angeles native, Kilmer acted in high school with friend Kevin Spacey before attending the Hollywood Professional School and Juilliard. He appeared on the New York stage and in Shakespeare festivals before his cinematic debut as the rock idol Nick Rivers in the Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker spy spoof Top Secret! (1984). An absurd role which Kilmer plays with complete sincerity, it reveals genuine musical talent and Kilmer achieves complete credibility as a rock star. Throughout the eighties, Kilmer played as diverse an assortment of roles as could be found: he was the goofy, playfully sarcastic, egghead roommate and mentor to Gabe Jarrett in Martha Coolidge's Real Genius, the cocky Ice Man in Top Gun, and warrior Madmartigan in the Ron Howard/George Lucas fantasy Willow (1988). Kilmer's cinematic breakthrough arrived in 1991, for his portrayal of rock icon Jim Morrison in Oliver Stone's The Doors; some speculated that Stone hired Kilmer solely on the basis of the musical gifts showcased seven years prior in Top Secret!. As the philosophical, death-obsessed rocker (and druggie) Morrison, Kilmer performed a number of the Doors songs on the soundtrack, sans dubbing. Kilmer played other American icons in his next two films - gunslinger Doc Holliday in Tombstone and the spirit of Elvis in True Romance; both did remarkable business at the box office. Due to his persistent need for an on-set dialogue with his directors, Kilmer clashed with Michael Apted on the set of Thunderheart (1992) and Joel Schumacher on the set of Batman Forever. He openly refused to repeat the Bruce Wayne role for Batman and Robin (1997). Instead, Kilmer headlined Michael Mann's 1995 Heat with two legends, Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. This time around, he met with a more accommodating (or at least more tolerant) director, Michael Mann. Working with another acting veteran, he co-starred with Michael Douglas for the hunting adventure The Ghost and the Darkness. Unfortunately, his next few films were disappointments, particularly The Saint and The Island of Dr. Moreau. He switched gears a few times with little success, turning to romantic drama in At First Sight and to science fiction in Red Planet, but neither fit his dramatic intensity. After lending his booming voice to the part of Moses in the Dreamworks animated film The Prince of Egypt (1998), Kilmer appeared in The Salton Sea (1991) as a tormented drug addict. In 2003, he lined up quite a few projects, including the crime thriller Mindhunters and the drama Blind Horizon. In the same year he earned a starring role as another aggressive American icon, John Holmes ("the John Wayne of porn"), for the thriller Wonderland (2003). That same fall, Kilmer re-teamed with Ron Howard for the director's lackluster Searchers retread, The Missing (2003). He also re-collaborated with Oliver Stone (for the first occasion since The Doors) in the director's disappointing historical epic Alexander (2004), opposite Angelina Jolie, Anthony Hopkins, and Colin Farrell. He returned to form (and a leading role) in 2005, with the comedy-thriller Kiss, Kiss, Ban

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

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70% Jay & Silent Bob Reboot Actor 2019
No Score Yet Le concierge Actor 2019
40% The Super Walter 2018
7% The Snowman Gert Rafto $6.7M 2017
43% Song to Song Actor $0.5M 2017
No Score Yet De canção em canção Duane 2017
69% Palo Alto Stewart $0.5M 2014
No Score Yet Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn Mark Twain 2014
56% Standing Up Hofstadder 2013
25% Planes Bravo $71.3M 2013
No Score Yet Riddle Sheriff Richards 2013
No Score Yet Breathless Dale 2012
No Score Yet Deep in the Heart The Bearded Man 2012
26% Twixt Hall Baltimore 2012
No Score Yet Unconquered; Allan Houser and the Legacy of One Apache Family Actor 2012
No Score Yet The Fourth Dimension Hector 2012
No Score Yet Seven Below Bill 2012
No Score Yet Wyatt Earp's Revenge Wyatt Earp 2012
32% 5 Days Of War Laurens 'Dutchman' Roemer $17.7K 2011
50% Bloodworth Warren Bloodworth $10.1K 2011
No Score Yet Blood Out Arturo 2011
62% Kill the Irishman Joe Manditski $1.2M 2011
No Score Yet Gun Angel 2011
20% The Traveler Mr. Nobody 2010
48% MacGruber Dieter Von Cunth $8.1M 2010
No Score Yet Double Identity Actor 2009
85% Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans Stevie Pruit $1.7M 2009
No Score Yet Hardwired Virgil 2009
40% Streets of Blood Andy Devereaux 2009
No Score Yet American Cowslip Todd Inglebrink 2009
No Score Yet The Steam Experiment (The Chaos Experiment) Professor Raymond Fowler 2009
No Score Yet Fake Identity Dr. Nicholas Pinter 2009
12% Delgo Bogardus $0.6M 2008
63% Felon John Smith 2008
No Score Yet Conspiracy MacPherson 2008
No Score Yet Comanche Moon Inish Scull 2008
No Score Yet Columbus Day John Cologne 2008
33% Summer Love (Dead Man's Bounty) Wanted Man 2007
No Score Yet American Meth Narrator 2007
No Score Yet Have Dreams, Will Travel (Dream It Out Loud) Actor 2007
55% Déjà Vu Agent Pryzwarra $64M 2006
No Score Yet The Ten Commandments: The Musical Actor 2006
No Score Yet Moscow Zero Andrey 2006
No Score Yet Played Dillon 2006
19% 10th & Wolf Murtha 2006
No Score Yet Alexander Revisited: Final Cut Philip 2006
85% Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang Gay Perry $4.3M 2005
24% Mindhunters Jake Harris 2005
No Score Yet Champion Actor 2005
16% Alexander Philip $34.3M 2004
No Score Yet Alexander: The Ultimate Cut Philip 2004
24% Stateside SDI Skeer $0.2M 2004
No Score Yet George and the Dragon (Dragon Sword) El Cabillo 2004
65% Spartan Robert Scott $4.3M 2004
No Score Yet Alexander - Directors Cut Actor 2004
58% The Missing Lt. Jim Ducharme $27M 2003
34% Wonderland John C. Holmes 2003
25% Masked and Anonymous Animal Wrangler $0.2M 2003
No Score Yet Blind Horizon Frank Kavanaugh 2003
64% The Salton Sea Danny/Tom $0.7M 2002
0% Run for the Money Mark Cornell 2002
81% Pollock Willem de Kooning $7.3M 2000
14% Red Planet Gallagher 2000
No Score Yet Jane's Addiction: Three Days Actor 1999
67% Joe the King Bob 1999
32% At First Sight Virgil Adamson 1999
80% The Prince of Egypt Moses/God 1998
No Score Yet Dead Girl Actor 1998
30% The Saint Simon Templar 1997
51% The Ghost and the Darkness Col. John Henry Patterson 1996
24% The Island of Dr. Moreau Montgomery 1996
No Score Yet Maneaters of Tsavo Actor 1996
86% Heat Chris Shiherlis 1995
39% Batman Forever Batman/Bruce Wayne 1995
No Score Yet Wings of Courage Jean Mermoz 1995
73% Tombstone Doc Holliday 1993
18% The Real McCoy J.T. 1993
92% True Romance Mentor 1993
88% Thunderheart Ray Levoi 1992
57% The Doors Jim Morrison 1991
No Score Yet Kill Me Again Jack Andrews 1989
No Score Yet Billy The Kid (Gore Vidal's Billy the Kid) William Bonney 1989
50% Willow Madmartigan 1988
No Score Yet The Man Who Broke 1,000 Chains Robert Elliot Burns 1987
No Score Yet The Murders in the Rue Morgue Philippe Huron 1986
55% Top Gun Lt. Tom `Iceman' Kazanski 1986
75% Real Genius Chris Knight 1985
77% Top Secret! Nick 1984
No Score Yet Silver Cord Actor

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74% The Spoils Before Dying
2014
General
  • 2015
  • 2014
81% The Spoils of Babylon
2014-2015
General
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2013
53% Life's Too Short
2011
Val Kilmer
  • 2013
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing
  • 2013
  • 2012
10% Knight Rider
2008-2009
Voice
  • 2009
  • 2008
No Score Yet Comanche Moon
2008
Inish Scull
  • 2008
66% Entourage
2004-2011
Guest
  • 2004
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2004
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2002
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest
  • 2000

QUOTES FROM Val Kilmer CHARACTERS

Gallagher
Alternate high-voltage-energy source... . come and get me.
Gallagher
Alternate high-voltage-energy source. Come and get me.
Gallagher
Hey sweetie.
Gallagher
Hey sweetie.
Chip Pettengill
Sweetie ? Is she our navigator or your girlfriend ?
Chip Pettengill
Sweetie? Is she our navigator or your girlfriend?
Gallagher
It`s been a long flight.
Gallagher
It`s been a long flight.
Chip Pettengill
Certainly has.
Chip Pettengill
Certainly has.
Gallagher
Maybe life`s more mysterious than you think it is.
Gallagher
It`s been a long flight.
Chip Pettengill
Certainly has.
Gallagher
We can breathe !
Gallagher
We can breathe!
Dr. Quinn Burchenal
I don`t know what the hell this is but I`ll take it !
Dr. Quinn Burchenal
I don`t know what the hell this is but I`ll take it!
Chip Pettengill
It`s weird. There`s nothing here.
Gallagher
It`s Mars.
Doc Holliday
Ed, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.
Robby Gallagher
God works in mysterious ways.
Robby Gallagher
God works in mysterious ways.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
I don't blend in at a family picnic.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
We all wear masks.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Just like my parents. Its happening again... a monster comes out of the night, a scream, 2 shots.... I killed them.
Alfred Pennyworth
What did you say?
Batman / Bruce Wayne
He killed them, Two-Face. He slaughtered that boys parents.
Alfred Pennyworth
No, no you said "I" "I killed them".
Dr. Chase Meridian
My opinion? This letter writer is a total wacko.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Wacko? that a technical term?
Dr. Chase Meridian
Patient may suffer from obsessional syndrome with potential homicidal tendencies. Does that work better for you?
Batman / Bruce Wayne
So, what you're saying is, this guy's a total wacko?
Dr. Chase Meridian
Exactly.He's obsessed with you. His only escape may be to purge the fixation.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
To kill me.
Dr. Chase Meridian
I think you understand obsession more than you let on.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
...... You have a thing for bats?
Dr. Chase Meridian
Oh that's a Rorschach Mr. Wayne, an ink blot, people see what they want. I think the question would be, do you have a thing for a bats?
Batman / Bruce Wayne
You need help Harvey!
Jim Morrison
The quote is from William Blake. "When the doors of perception are cleansed, things will appear as they really are."
Danny Parker
For the people who don't do drugs, or just do them occasionally, it's something that becomes your life, and you belong. You finally hit bottom and you know who you are, because you can't go any lower. When you find... a friendship that you wouldn't have found anywhere else. Still and all, there's a kind of intimacy with those that can go the distance. Sometimes you see the world so clearly... and you know just what to do, and just when to do it. Just what you should've done, and when you should've done it.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Can I give up? Can I leave the shadows?
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Hang on.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
The Bat-Signal is not a Beeper.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
What do you suggest Alfred, by sea? or by air?
Robin / Dick Grayson
Why not both?
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Who's your tailor?
Alfred Pennyworth
I took the liberty sir.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
R? what's that stand for?
Robin / Dick Grayson
Robin. Riddler and Two-Face could make a pretty lethal combination, figured you could use a hand.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Two against Two are better odds.
Robin / Dick Grayson
I can't promise I won't kill Harvey.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
A man's got to go his own way, a friend taught me that.
Robin / Dick Grayson
Not just a friend.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
A partner.
Robin / Dick Grayson
All I can think about every second of the day is getting Two-Face. He took my whole life. And when I was out there tonight, I imagined it was him that I was fighting, even when I was fighting you... and all the pain went away. Do you understand?
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Yes I do.
Robin / Dick Grayson
Good, cause you got to help me find him, and when we do, I'm the one who kills him.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
So you're willing to take a life?
Robin / Dick Grayson
Long as it's Two-Face.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Then, It will happen this way, you make the kill, but your pain doesn't die with Harvey it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another. Until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life... and you won't know why.
Robin / Dick Grayson
You can't understand, your family wasn't killed by a maniac!
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Yes they were... We're the same.
Robin / Dick Grayson
Then if we're the same Bruce, help me, alright? Train me, let me be your partner.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
No... I can't... you still have a choice.
Robin / Dick Grayson
Look Bruce, I'm a part of this whether you like it not.
Robin / Dick Grayson
Bastard! it should have been you! it's your fault! if you'd have told Two-Face who you were at the circus, they'd still be alive!
Batman / Bruce Wayne
If Bruce Wayne could have given his life for your family, he would have.
Doc Holliday
Oh, Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.
Jake Harris
Are you having fun yet? I'm having fun.
Jake Harris
Here we are in Crimetown, USA, where all the residents are dead, or soon will be.
Jake Harris
Your most lethal weapon isn't your firearm, It's your brain.
King Philip II
All your life, beware of women, Alexander. They are much more dangerous than men.
Robby Gallagher
"Kill him."
Robby Gallagher
Kill him.
Robby Gallagher
(to AMEE robot) "Hey, sweetie."
Robby Gallagher
Hey, sweetie.
Chip Pettengill
"Sweetie ? Is she our navigator or your girlfriend ?"
Chip Pettengill
Sweetie? Is she our navigator or your girlfriend?
Robby Gallagher
"Hard to believe they're the good guys."
Robby Gallagher
Hard to believe they're the good guys.
Gay Perry
That's impossible. They don't even know you. They couldn't possibly...
Harry Lockhart
No they couldn't. You're right. And since the body can't be here and this is all a dream and oh look, there's Elmo the Elf. Good morning Elmo. What's in your basket?!
Harry Lockhart
No, they couldn't. You're right. And since the body can't be here and this is all a dream and oh look, there's Elmo the Elf. Good morning Elmo. What's in your basket?
Robby Gallagher
"Aw, man. I saw Elvis."
Robby Gallagher
Aw, man. I saw Elvis.
Robby Gallagher
"I'm gonna die on this planet."
Robby Gallagher
I'm gonna die on this planet.
Robby Gallagher
"That's my kind of girl."
Robby Gallagher
That's my kind of girl.
Staff Sgt. Skeer
You are here because you could not be trained to become men by the mothers of America.
Gay Perry
Okay. You've got thirty of my fucking seconds. Thrill me.
Rameses
Why can't things go back to the way they were?
Moses / God
Because no kingdom should built on the backs of slaves.
Doc Holliday
Maybe poker just isn't your game. I've got an idea let's have a spelling contest.
Doc Holliday
Maybe poker just isn't your game. I've got an idea let's have a spelling contest.
Doc Holliday
I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Assistant
Can I fix you a sandwich for your drive, sir?
Batman / Bruce Wayne
I'll take drive-thru.
Gay Perry
Is that it?
Harry Lockhart
No, that's the other corpse from the last guy who stayed here.
Gay Perry
Go. sleep badly. any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry Lockhart
Bad.
Gay Perry
Excuse me?
Harry Lockhart
Bad. Sleep bad. Otherwise it seems like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Gay Perry
What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson
Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday
Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson
Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday
â?¦ I donâ??t.
Doc Holliday
I don't.
Virgil Adamson
As a blind man, I think I see a lot better than when I as sighted...because I think we don't really see with our eyes. I think we live in darkness when we don't really see what's real about ourselves.
Virgil Adamson
Seeing sucks.
Amy Benic
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see?
Virgil Adamson
Sure. Like,uh, if there's life on Mars, or whether or not the aliens built the Pyramids.
Gay Perry
Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
Cunth
I was talking to the missile.
Gay Perry
I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.
Doc Holliday
I'm your Huckleberry, that's just my game.
Gay Perry
Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.
Harry Lockhart
No problem. Don't quit your gay job.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
I see without seeing, to me, darkness is as clear as daylight, what am I?
Riddler/Edward Nygma
Please. You're as blind as a bat.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Exactly!
Batman / Bruce Wayne
I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman, not because I have to, it because I choose to, I choose to be Batman Forever.
Alfred Pennyworth
I'm sorry to bother you sir. I have some rather distressing news about Master Dick.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Is he alright?
Alfred Pennyworth
I'm afraid Master Dick has gone traveling. Actually, he took the car.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
He boosted the Jag?
Alfred Pennyworth
Not the Jaguar. The other car.
Batman / Bruce Wayne
The Bentley?
Alfred Pennyworth
No sir...the other car.
Willow Ufgood
Don't call me a peck!
Madmartigan
Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!
Tom Kasanzky
You can be my wingman anytime
Tom Kasanzky
You can be my wingman anytime.
Moses / God
What do you want with me?
Moses / God
I have seen the oppression of my people in Egypt and have heard their cry. So I have come down to deliver them out of slavery and bring them to a good land; a land flowing with milk and honey. And so onto Pharaoh I shall send you.
Moses / God
Me? Who am I to lead these people? They'll never believe me. They won't even listen.
Moses / God
I shall teach you what to say. *echoes* Let my people go!
Moses / God
But I was their enemy. I was the Prince of Egypt, the son of the man who slaughtered their children. You-You've chosen the wrong messenger. H-How can I even speak to these people?
Moses / God
*with anger* Who made man's power? Who made the deaf, the mute, the seeing and the blind? Was it not I? Now go! *soothing* Oh, Moses. I shall be with you when you go to the king of Egypt, but Pharaoh will not listen. So I will stretch out my hand and smite Egypt with all my wonders. Take the staff in your hand Moses. With it, you shall do my wonders. I shall be with you, Moses. Moses. Moses.
Moses / God
Who are you?
Moses / God
I am that I am.
Moses / God
I don't understand.
Moses / God
I am the God of your ancestors: Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
Moses / God
*whispering* Moses.
Moses / God
Here I am.
Alfred Pennyworth
Do you want to take a sandwich with you, sir?
Batman / Bruce Wayne
I'll get drive-thru.
Moses / God
Rameses, your stubbornness is bringing this misery upon Egypt. It would cease if only you would let the Hebrews go.
Rameses
I will not be dictated to. I will not be threatened. I am the morning and the evening star. I am Pharaoh.
Moses / God
But something else is coming, something much worse than anything before. Please. Let go of your contempt for life before you destroy everything you all dear. Think of your son.
Rameses
I do. You Hebrews have been nothing but trouble. My father had the right idea about how to deal with your people.
Moses / God
Rameses.
Rameses
And I think it's time I finished the job.
Rameses
And there shall be a great cry in all of Egypt, such as never has been or ever will be again.
Moses / God
Rameses you bring this upon yourself.
Moses / God
Well that went well.
Rameses
Just go away.
Moses / God
It could have been worse.
Rameses
"The weak link in the chain." That's what he called me.
Rameses
'The weak link in the chain.' That's what he called me.
Moses / God
*jokingly* Well, you are rather pathetic.
Rameses
Irresponsible, ignorant of the traditions. He practically accused me of bringing down the dynasty.
Moses / God
*jokingly* Yeah I can see it now: there go the pyramids.
Rameses
You can laugh about it.
Moses / God
*jokingly*Statues cracking and toppling over, the Nile drying up. Single-handedly, you will manage to bring the greatest kingdom on earth to ruin.
Sorsha
You lost your skirt.
Madmartigan
I've still got what counts.
Willow Ufgood
What are you giving her?
Madmartigan
Just some blackroot.
Willow Ufgood
Blackroot! Didn't you ever hear that you never ever give a baby blackroot?
Madmartigan
Nonsense! I was weaned on blackroot! It's good for her. Puts hair on her chest. Doesn't it Nibs?
Willow Ufgood
Her name is NOT Nibs! It's Elora Dannen, and she's a princess. And the last thing she's going to want is a hairy chest!
Doc Holliday
"Why Johnny Ringo. You look like someone just...walked over your grave."
Doc Holliday
Why Johnny Ringo. You look like someone just...walked over your grave.
Doc Holliday
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Doc Holliday
I have two guns...one for each of ya
Doc Holliday
I have two guns...one for each of ya.
Llug
Wanna breed?
Madmartigan
err... tempting but, no!
Madmartigan
Err... tempting but, no!
Gay Perry
You! Stop multiplying.
Robby Gallagher
Fuck this planet!
Robby Gallagher
I can breathe!
Tom Kasanzky
You really are a bunch of cowboys.
Lt. Pete Mitchell
What's your problem Kasanzky?
Tom Kasanzky
You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up there you're "unsafe". I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Tom Kasanzky
You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up there you're 'unsafe'. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Lt. Pete Mitchell
That's right Ice..man! I am dangerous.
Tom Kasanzky
[chomps]
Lt. Pete Mitchell
[laughs]
Doc Holliday
It seems poker just ain't your game! I know... How about a spelling contest?
MacGruber
So what's going on??
MacGruber
So what's going on?
Vicki
Well it looks as if that handsome guy has some kind of tie to Cunth's men.
MacGruber
You think he's handsome do you?
Vicki
Well yeah kind of...
Cunth
Well why don't you marry him then!! Why don't you quite the case and marry him I'm being serious!
Cunth
Well why don't you marry him then! Why don't you quite the case and marry him I'm being serious!
Tom Kasanzky
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room
Tom Kasanzky
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
Chris Knight
"This is under H for toy."
Chris Knight
'This is under H for toy.'
Chris Knight
This? This is Ice, this is what happens when water gets too cold; This, this is Kent, this is what happens when one gets too sexually frustrated
Chris Knight
This? This is Ice, this is what happens when water gets too cold; This, this is Kent, this is what happens when one gets too sexually frustrated.
Chris Knight
Self-Realization Mitch. In the immortal words of our beloved Socrates when he said, " I drank what?"
Chris Knight
Self-Realization Mitch. In the immortal words of our beloved Socrates when he said, 'I drank what?'
Jim Morrison
I believe in a long prolonged derangement of the senses to attain the unknown... Although I live in the subconscious, our pale reason hides the infinite from us.
Gay Perry
Look up idiot in the dictionary and you know what you'll find?
Harry Lockhart
A... picture of my face?
Gay Perry
No! The definition of the word idiot which you fucking are!
Joe Manditski
You think the luck of the Irish is gonna save you
Joe Manditski
You really think the luck of the Irish is going to save you?
Joe Manditski
...I'll cut your fuckin heart out with a rusty butter knife and eat it while it's still beating.
Joe Manditski
I will cut your fucking heart out with a rusty butter knife and eat it while it's still beating.
Bill Clanton
Hah! Drunk piano player...you're so drunk you can't hit nothing. In fact - you're probably seeing double. [draws knife]
Bill Clanton
Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. [Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday
[draws a second pistol] I have two guns...one for each of you.
Doc Holliday
[takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Madmartigan
"I am the greatest swordsman to ever live."
Madmartigan
I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived.
Gay Perry
Okay, first things first. We gotta move [the corpse] somewhere. You got gloves?
Harry Lockhart
Excuse me?
Gay Perry
Gloves. Do you have gloves? You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you. Do this: wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything.
Harry Lockhart
Okay uh, any particular kind of gloves?
Gay Perry
Yes, fawn. Will you fucking hurry?
Queen Bavmorda
If I had to pick a day I would probably say Sunday.
Madmartigan
That would be a good choice
Madmartigan
That would be a good choice.
Tom Kasanzky
You're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Lt. Pete Mitchell
That's right, Iceman! I am dangerous.
Gay Perry
And to all you good people in the midwest,we're sorry we said f**k so much
Gay Perry
And to all you good people in the midwest, we're sorry we said f**k so much.
Madmartigan
I'd say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons... and about a thousand fools.
Madmartigan
I'd say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons... and about a thousand fools.
Madmartigan
It...went away.
Madmartigan
It... went away.
Warren Bloodworth
I guess God told you that.
Dutchman
So you guys got a... plan yet?
Frank
Memorable as I can't remember what.
Vicki
Stick it where the sun don't shine, Deiter!
Cunth
Yeah, and where might that be?
Vicki
Up your butt? Up your butt-hole.
Gay Perry
Go, sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call...
Gay Perry
Go, sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Doc Holliday
I'm dying. How are you?
Doc Holliday
I'm dying, how are you?
Doc Holliday
You look like somebody just walked over your grave.
Doc Holliday
[to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
Wyatt Earp
You tell 'em I'm comin' and Hell is comin' with me, you hear? Hell's comin' with me!
Doc Holliday
You tell 'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me, you hear? [louder] Hell's coming with me!
Wyatt Earp
You tell 'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me, you hear? [louder] Hell's coming with me!
Batman / Bruce Wayne
chicks dig the car
Batman / Bruce Wayne
Chicks love the car.
Moses / God
Rameses! Let my people go!
Moses / God
Rameses, let my people go!