Adam Markovitz

Adam Markovitz

Agrees with the Tomatometer 85% of the time.

Adam Markovitz's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Entertainment Weekly

Movie Reviews Only

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
C 16%

Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (2014)

"The bricks are still yellow, but the road doesn't lead anywhere special." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted May 9, 2014
B- 82%

The Double (2014)

"Director Richard Ayoade gets a huge impact from minimal expressionist sets." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted May 8, 2014
B 24%

Devil's Knot (2014)

"The movie doesn't grab you emotionally, but director Atom Egoyan (Exotica) teases apart the case's details with grim fascination. " ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted May 8, 2014
C- 27%

Brick Mansions (2014)

"You know those ridiculous action movies where a bad guy with, say, four large guns gets beaten up by a quick-witted good guy with absolutely zero guns? They've got nothing on Brick Mansions." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Apr 24, 2014
C 47%

Heaven Is for Real (2014)

"There's no antagonist, no resolution, and no real climax - just a series of mildly charming scenes in which Colton shares heavenly knowledge while his family reacts with awestruck tears." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Apr 20, 2014
B+ 89%

Bears (2014)

"If the sight of bear cubs prancing through wildflowers doesn't make you smile, then you probably won't like the new Disneynature documentary Bears. You also probably aren't human." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Apr 17, 2014
C+ 23%

That Awkward Moment (2014)

"The movie's ideas about relationships would've felt middle-of-the-road in the '80s, and its big epiphany moments (Guys can fall in love, too!) are shallow enough to make you long for the comparatively profound rom-com oeuvre of Kate Hudson." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Feb 1, 2014
C+ 57%

Justin Bieber's Believe (2013)

"When the movie occasionally does confront its hero's foibles, its answers are disappointingly pat." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Dec 29, 2013
B- 46%

The Book Thief (2013)

"It would make for a pretty ghastly pageant if not for smart, understated turns by Watson and Geoffrey Rush." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Nov 7, 2013
A- 98%

Let The Fire Burn (2013)

"[A] lean and deeply unsettling archival-footage documentary." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Oct 4, 2013
B 68%

Haute Cuisine (2013)

"A pleasant dramedy inspired by a true story." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Sep 27, 2013
D- 2%

Getaway (2013)

"Getaway has some of the crass trappings of a charmingly crass, go-for-broke action pic like the delightful Crank. But it's too dumb - and far too cynical about what audiences want - to even know how to have fun with them." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Aug 30, 2013
C 24%

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

"Mostly, it plays like a overlong prologue for the already-in-the-works PA5. Here's hoping this is just the tension-racking lull before the next big scream." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Oct 18, 2012
C+ 89%

Bernie (2012)

"All those twangy, homespun observations interrupt and annotate the narrative until Black and MacLaine's scenes start to feel as trivial as reenactments on a true-crime TV show." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Apr 25, 2012
B+ 86%

The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)

"Even when the whimsy in The Pirates! Band of Misfits's history-be-damned story (which also ropes in Charles Darwin) feels a bit forced, the magic of the medium never does." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Apr 25, 2012
B 74%

Chimpanzee (2012)

"Chimpanzee gives us a fully smoothed-out story -- about an orphan ape named Oscar -- populated with chimps so cute and Disney-fied that you half expect them to break out in an Alan Menken song." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Apr 12, 2012
D+ 17%

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

"Like the first Ghost Rider movie, this one burns plenty of rubber trying to swerve around plot holes and thinly written characters." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Feb 17, 2012
C- 12%

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)

"Good news: The shrill CG rodents, who last infested theaters in 2009's Squeakquel, are stranded on a jungle island with little hope of survival. Bad news: They've brought us along." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Dec 15, 2011
B 35%

Immortals (2011)

"Without any narrative heft, these sights don't last in the mind much longer than they linger on screen. And yet they thrill in short-lived bursts that Singh doles out carefully, keeping pace with the audience's appetite." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Nov 17, 2011
C- 55%

Flipped (2010)

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Posted Nov 17, 2011
D 18%

Shark Night 3D (2011)

"A ho-hum series of kills and lulls so predictable that it doesn't even look like much fun for the sharks; when they open wide, they might as well be yawning." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Sep 2, 2011
B 61%

Jig (2011)

"Uncovers the sweat and toil behind all the sparkly outfits and clickety-clack footwork." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Jun 22, 2011
D 0%

Love Wedding Marriage (2011)

"Though it doesn't work as entertainment, this numbingly chipper rom-com (directed by Dermot Mulroney) might be of historical value someday as an A-to-Z guide to the genre's most overworked clichés." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted May 27, 2011
C- 15%

Priest (2011)

"Adapted from a graphic-novel series (and what isn't these days?), this unholy mess of horror and Western clichés is, at least, blessed with a wonderfully loony premise." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted May 13, 2011
C- 8%

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011)

"Never mind that Dylan Dog: Dead of Night is loosely based on an Italian comic series from the 1980s; this low-rent adaptation owes an embarrassingly big blood debt to HBO's True Blood." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Apr 29, 2011
D- 21%

Beastly (2011)

"Stunningly bad." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Mar 4, 2011
D+ 5%

Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)

"Lawrence's gender-bending jokes are played out, and his slapstick is wooden and slow. It's understandable: Clowning around underneath that fat suit must be exhausting. Almost as much as watching it." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Feb 18, 2011
B 30%

Sanctum (2011)

"A lean, clear-headed 3-D thriller that knows exactly where it's headed from the moment its adrenaline junkie explorers dive into the world's biggest cave in Papua New Guinea." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Feb 3, 2011
D 5%

Waiting for Forever (2011)

"An indistinct romantic-dramedy-ish something or other." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Jan 26, 2011
C+ 84%

The Time That Remains (2011)

"Suleiman's obvious gift for cinema makes you wish that in connecting so personally with his past, he'd occasionally reach out to the audience, too." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Jan 19, 2011
B- 13%

Yogi Bear (2010)

"There's nothing particularly inventive in the plot or grade-school humor, but the movie skates by on the timeless, undemanding charm of watching a tie-wearing bear try to steal people's lunches." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Dec 15, 2010
D+ 29%

The Warrior's Way (2010)

"There isn't a shred of subtlety in their clowning -- or in any part of the movie, which clumsily shoots for operatic highs and lows. But with so many borrowed bits and pieces, the only feeling it successfully evokes is déjà vu." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Dec 3, 2010
D 43%

Faster (2010)

"Faster ... leaves it to Johnson -- as deadly focused as a gunsight -- to make it all believable. The problem is, he can't.." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Nov 23, 2010
B- 81%

Today's Special (2010)

"The cooking scenes are fun, but Samir's reawakening and romance with a co-worker hold about as many surprises as a prix fixe meal." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Nov 17, 2010
C+ 15%

Skyline (2010)

"The Strauses used their tech savvy to make a marvel of logistics that looks every bit as slick as a studio tentpole. It's just a shame they haven't figured out a way to CG a decent story. Yet." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Nov 12, 2010
D- 9%

My Soul to Take (2010)

"Wes Craven's first new movie in five years is a brainless, joyless, and yes, you might even say, soulless teen slasher." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Oct 8, 2010
C+ 52%

Devil (2010)

"A pocket-size supernatural thriller that plays a bit like Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians retold by an unstable Sunday School teacher." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Sep 17, 2010
C 16%

Alpha and Omega (2010)

"Underwhelming in the style of most off-brand CG, Alpha and Omega is livened by pretty Rocky Mountain backdrops and leadened by stock characters and the wolves' weirdly prissy behavior." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Sep 15, 2010
C- 17%

Legendary (2010)

"A well-meaning dud that'll put you out faster than a sleeper hold." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Sep 8, 2010
C- 28%

Takers (2010)

"At least they do look sharp in those suits." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Aug 26, 2010
C- 4%

Vampires Suck (2010)

"The Twilight Saga, with its operatic gloom and straight-faced fantasy, is undoubtedly ripe for a smart, good-natured ribbing. This isn't it." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Aug 19, 2010
D 14%

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)

"No movie -- whether aimed at adults or kids or canines themselves -- has the right to be as tiresome and unoriginal as this action-comedy mutt." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Jul 28, 2010
D- 6%

Standing Ovation (2010)

"For us grinchy adults out there without children to sedate, the whole thing feels slightly less like a movie than like the filmed record of a mutiny at a juvie talent agency." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Jul 19, 2010
C- 9%

Marmaduke (2010)

"If the phrase ''From the producer of Garfield'' doesn't scare you off, then step right up." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Jun 4, 2010
C 35%

The Good Guy (2009)

"The Good Guy has a few half-cute moments, some chuckles, and enough pretty faces to cast at least two TV pilots. What it doesn't have is a clue." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Mar 3, 2010
C+ 49%

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

"Has all the CGI sorcery of a Harry Potter pic, but none of the magic." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Feb 12, 2010
D+ 17%

When in Rome (2010)

"We get three acts of labored slapstick wrung from an eye-roller of a premise." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Jan 29, 2010
F 0%

Transylmania (2009)

"A no-stars, no-plot, no-point vampire spoof about a group of coeds studying abroad in a haunted castle, Transylmania boasts the kind of acting and direction usually relegated to the adult section of your local video store." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Dec 4, 2009
B 21%

Planet 51 (2009)

"Delivers a few pleasant surprises, including a smart story -- a reverse-E.T. riff that plops an American astronaut down in a world of just-like-us-only-green creatures -- and clever characters..." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Nov 18, 2009
D 23%

The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

"Earns points only for being remarkably unself-conscious about its across-the-board ineptitude." ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Posted Nov 4, 2009
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