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Andy Seiler

Andy Seiler
Andy Seiler's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): USA Today

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
35% The Man Who Cried (2000) If only all this effort had all been expended on a worthier endeavor.‐ USA Today
Read More | Posted May 25, 2001
33% One Night at McCool's (2001) Even when the film makes no sense, it's still an enjoyably off-beat exercise.‐ USA Today
Read More | Posted Apr 27, 2001
96% With a Friend like Harry... (2001) The actors are excellent.‐ USA Today
Read More | Posted Apr 20, 2001
3/4 62% The Claim (2000) Though director Michael Winterbottom has impressively created a believable 19th century prospecting town, he is unable to bring the people who live in it to life.‐ USA Today
Posted Apr 20, 2001
33% Just Visiting (2001) Despite a Chicago setting, it's the American cast members who seem out of place, flailing as they struggle with their cartoon-ish roles.‐ USA Today
Read More | Posted Apr 6, 2001
93% Spy Kids (2001) A good live-action children's movie -- a species so rare that many presumed it extinct.‐ USA Today
Read More | Posted Mar 30, 2001
10% The Watcher (2000) The same sick story. Even the small touches seem stale.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 11% Lawnmower Man 2 - Jobe's War (Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace) (1996) Mowing the lawn might be more involving than watching this subpar sci-fi sequel, which manages to be complicated and witless at the same time.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 8% Spy Hard (1996) You won't laugh hard at Spy Hard. And that's not because the jokes aren't funny. Most of them aren't even jokes.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
21% Stigmata (1999) The scariest thing about this appalling and seemingly endless movie is that you paid for your ticket and now have to sit through it.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 40% Kids in the Hall 'Brain Candy' (1999) Some of this is very funny; much of it isn't.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 13% Un Indien dans la Ville (An Indian in the City) (Little Indian, Big City) (1994) The French idea of a 'family film' is a bit kinkier than what we're accustomed to.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
34% Woman on Top (2000) It's all coy and fey -- and painless to digest.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3.5/4 64% Mother Night (1996) A serious drama that is also funny without crossing into burlesque.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
13% Whipped (1999) Only masochists will enjoy Whipped, a cynical sex comedy that manages to be infantile and jaded at the same time.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1/4 17% I Got The Hook-Up (1998) Slipshod storytelling, junior high-level acting and direction that resembles Aunt Gertrude's home movies.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 33% Price of Glory (2000) Price of Glory is not a contender.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 64% From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) As the bloodsuckers attack our 'heroes' again and again, you feel like you're watching a video game -- from dusk to dawn.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 20% D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996) Nothing to quack about there.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3.5/4 97% Microcosmos (1996) A movie with a quirky vision.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 31% 28 Days (2000) Many of these 28 days are as pat and superficial as anything in a routine TV movie, making a frustratingly uneven film.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 16% The Astronaut's Wife (1999) Houston, we have a problem. It's called The Astronaut's Wife.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 70% Dick (1999) There isn't much to Dick's shtick.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
48% The Way of the Gun (2000) Many times you will want to look away. But if you can stand it, you should pay close attention, partly to fully savor the clever twists and double-crosses in this intricately plotted film.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 43% The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000) Captures the tone and spirit of the original.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/4 38% Light It Up (1999) Crackling dialogue, surprising intelligence and an emotional wallop.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1/4 27% Home Alone 3 (1997) Staying home alone is definitely a better idea than seeing Home Alone 3.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
28% Three to Tango (1999) Much of the plot makes little sense.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 82% Love and Basketball (2000) One wishes producer Spike Lee had stepped in to give the dialogue some sass.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 70% Frequency (2000) The movie's whole concept is ludicrous, hard to accept even on its own contrived terms. But if you are willing to suspend disbelief, the film is enjoyable.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 5% 'Til There Was You (1997) A fragmentary and amateurish fairy tale.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1/4 19% Joe's Apartment (1996) So much up-to- the-minute technology hasn't been used for so disastrous a product since the Hindenburg.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
51% The World Is Not Enough (1999) Credit director Michael Apted for raising the acting standards.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/4 70% Madame Butterfly (1996) Besides a visual combination of authentic Japanese realism and picturesque, dream-like cinematography that matches the lushness of Puccini's music, director Frederic Mitterrand gives the opera a distinctively cinematic gravity and subtlety.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 32% Good Burger (1997) Good Burger is not very well done. But it does have energy.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 18% The Locusts (1997) It's hot, it's sultry and everybody's smokin' in the rural Kansas of The Locusts. Too bad the movie never catches fire.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/4 87% Swingers (1996) Swingers is uneven, amateurish and borderline misogynistic. But it's also very funny, and it never loses its cool.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 11% Boys and Girls (2000) Robert Iscove pads the slight script with montages of San Francisco.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 51% Anna and the King (2000) It is pleasant, occasionally amusing -- and often dull.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 76% Mansfield Park (1999) Even if you have never read Austen, you will sense that something is wrong here long before a nude scene that would have made the author hide under a table.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3.5/4 47% It's My Party (1996) This Party has its funny, sad and awkward moments. But at the end, you'll be glad you went.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/4 27% Les Aventures de Pinocchio (1996) It's the woodsy children's movie Walt Disney didn't want to make: chockablock with mischievous mayhem and light on the sap.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
40% Lake Placid (1999) Pullman once made a career playing bumbling idiots, but now he seems to play only dashing leading men. He was better at bumblers.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 17% Jingle All the Way (1997) Here's Arnie, of all people, playing a bedraggled suburbanite, and his perversely amusing casting boosts a crass, sometimes nasty and finally funny celebration of holiday mass-merchandising and greed.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 12% A Thin Line Between Love and Hate (1996) A Thin Line Between Love and Hate takes its name from the Persuaders 1971 hit that has been re-recorded by the Pretenders, Annie Lennox and H-Town. You could have just as much fun simply playing one of them and skipping the movie.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3.5/4 92% Face/Off (1997) It could be argued that this movie's callousness toward human life is nihilistic and nasty. But Woo takes everything so absurdly far that audiences laugh at what horrified them moments before.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/4 96% Touch of Evil (1958) [a] dark and extravagant crime drama‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
63% Wonderland (2000) It is easy to admire.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 18% Spawn (1997) There's no suspense, no emotional involvement with the characters, and the cynical, sophomoric storytelling is confusing.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/4 92% Princess Mononoke (Mononoke-hime) (1999) Miyazaki portrays nature with a breathtaking touch.‐ USA Today
Posted Jan 1, 2000