Annette Cardwell

Annette Cardwell
Annette Cardwell's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Filmcritic.com
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Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
1/5 No Score Yet Issues (2006) substandard, unprofessional filmmaking - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 7, 2006
3.5/5 71% Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) If you want your wild and crazy Will Ferrell, look for him elsewhere. But if you just want a few laughs from a movie that you know everyone's going to enjoy, Ricky Bobby's definitely your man. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 6, 2006
4/5 86% Thank You for Smoking (2006) just captivating enough to take your mind off the incredibly un-PC stance that it takes on hardcore issues - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 17, 2006
4/5 83% Walk the Line (2005) While the impersonations are hardly perfect, the chemistry is, and the duo impressively owns their roles without fear - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 18, 2005
1/5 19% Doom (2005) However low your expectations are for the movie take on the videogame Doom, lower them more - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 20, 2005
2/5 No Score Yet Waiting for NESARA (2005) a documentary that can be taken about as seriously as its nutty subjects. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2005
3.5/5 53% Four Brothers (2005) a balls-out revenge tale - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 11, 2005
2.5/5 39% Kingdom of Heaven (2005) Just isn't the larger-than-life, heartrending Crusades masterpiece we were praying Gladiator's director would deliver. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 4, 2005
4/5 100% Vernon, Florida (1981) engrossing and rather endearing - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 21, 2005
3.5/5 46% Constantine (2005) Once you let yourself fall into its rising hellfire, you'll get caught up in its thrilling storyline, ominous ambiance, and wild and weird action sequences - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 14, 2005
1/5 23% Fat Albert (2004) Hey, hey, hey -- bombs away. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 27, 2004
4/5 69% The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004) might be almost too clever - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 17, 2004
2/5 20% Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) I suppose if you keep Milla dressed up with a hot outfits and a shotgun, the audience will keep coming - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 10, 2004
2/5 20% AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004) like watching a very non-scary, screeching, interstellar cockfight - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 13, 2004
3.5/5 78% Two Brothers (2004) if you sided more with the tiger in the Siegfried and Roy mauling, this is definitely the film for you. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 23, 2004
4/5 90% Shaolin Soccer (2004) the stars of this film are the over-the-top stunts and kung fu action, which sublimely blend artfulness with silliness - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 31, 2004
3.5/5 75% Dawn of the Dead (2004) indulge in the delights of Snyder's wild, new, imaginary interpretation - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 18, 2004
4/5 78% Bad Santa (2003) Finally, misanthropes have a holiday film of their very own. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 14, 2003
1.5/5 31% Underworld (2003) Nothing about Underworld is original - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 18, 2003
4/5 87% A Mighty Wind (2003) It may be 'formula,' but Guest does some of the best formula comedy I've ever seen. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 15, 2003
4/5 60% Old School (2003) You'll laugh until you're teary. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2003
2/5 23% Biker Boyz (2003) Honestly, I would gladly have given this film 2 1/2 stars if I could've had fewer tears and more crazy motorcycle stunts and crashes. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 31, 2003
3.5/5 82% Barbershop (2002) This Barbershop may not provide you a soapbox or a good fade, but it'll definitely leave you with a warm and fuzzy feeling. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 13, 2002
4/5 78% Tadpole (2002) Short, simple, charming, and brilliant. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 26, 2002
5/5 93% Amadeus (1984) One of those magical and rare films with a nearly perfect mixture of beautiful writing, glorious music, elegant cinematography, remarkable acting, dazzling art direction, and an engrossing story. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 5, 2002
2/5 34% Resident Evil (2002) While the Resident Evil games may have set new standards for thrills, suspense, and gore for video games, the movie really only succeeds in the third of these. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 15, 2002
3/5 35% Super Troopers (2002) It's frustrating to see these guys -- who are obviously pretty clever -- waste their talent on parodies of things they probably thought were funniest when they were high. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2002
1.5/5 24% Snow Dogs (2002) This film was made to get laughs from the slowest person in the audience -- just pure slapstick with lots of inane, inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2002
2.5/5 26% How High (2001) Lowbrow, vulgar, and certainly formulaic, it's also creative, absolutely hilarious, and ... knows better than to shoot over its audience's heads. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 19, 2001
1/4 30% Not Another Teen Movie (2001) A headache-inducing, lame-ass ride down memory lane. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2001
4.5/5 82% Ocean's Eleven (2001) So beautifully watchable and enjoyable that you'll happily inhale its jazzy, madcap ether. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 7, 2001
1/5 14% Black Knight (2001) Honestly, I think I was sick of it after the second TV commercial, never mind the film itself. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 21, 2001
2.5/5 14% The One (2001) The One's script is just awful -- from premise to storyline to dialogue. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 2, 2001
3.5/5 87% Donnie Darko (2001) For all of Kelly's storytelling troubles, he has no problem with creating the film's gorgeously ominous atmosphere. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 31, 2001
2/5 6% Corky Romano (2001) One of those throwaway, cliché-ridden TV-star-to-film vehicles built upon the most rickety of plots. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 11, 2001
3.5/5 64% Zoolander (2001) It has a satisfying handful of strong chuckles, wild characters and performances, and mildly harsh potshots at the fashion industry to keep you amused. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 28, 2001
1/5 7% Glitter (2001) Everything about this complete tripe is ludicrous. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 21, 2001
2/5 30% Bubble Boy (2001) Equal parts offensive and moronic. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 21, 2001
3/5 28% Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) A sweet but flawed wartime romance with enough gorgeous scenery and quaint villagers to choke a horse. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 16, 2001
4/5 50% Jurassic Park III (2001) Loud, smash-and-crash monster movie fun at its finest. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 17, 2001
4/5 45% Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) Visually awe-inspiring and groundbreaking. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 11, 2001
3/5 63% Crazy/Beautiful (2001) Pretty brave in the subjects it takes on, and does its best to avoid many teen movie conventions. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 28, 2001
3.5/5 89% Gates of Heaven (1980) [P]eople watching on the weirdest plane of humanity. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 27, 2001
4/5 71% Baby Boy (2001) Showing that maybe baby boy Singleton's done some growing up himself. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 21, 2001
2/5 33% One Night at McCool's (2001) The characters are repellant, and not even in an entertaining or over-the-top way. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 30, 2001
2/5 25% Haunted Castle (2001) - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 6, 2001
3/5 63% The Brothers (2001) The Brothers has a lot to offer. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 26, 2001
1.5/5 15% Sweet November (2001) If I were a guy, and a gorgeous woman took me into her apartment, had passionate sex with me and supported my ass for a month, it'd change my life, too! Perhaps this is more romantic science fiction than anything. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2001
2/5 10% Head over Heels (2001) A train wreck of bad lines and predictable plot twists. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 31, 2001
2.5/5 62% Chocolat (2000) Wastes the talents of a great cast. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 20, 2000