BeatBoxBetty Staff

BeatBoxBetty Staff
BeatBoxBetty Staff's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): BeatBoxBetty.com
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Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
2.5/5 51% Simone (2002) It starts off with some fun pokes at the whole cult of celebrity angle. But alas, the cuteness wears off after the first 20 minutes. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 23, 2002
4/5 81% One Hour Photo (2002) While Robin 'Rubberface' Williams won't make you pee your pants from laughter -- he will manage to scare the smirk right off your face in this serious psychological thriller. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 23, 2002
2/5 54% Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) Poo-poo, doo-doo and dumb-dumb car wreck. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 25, 2002
1/5 3% Deuces Wild (2002) The overkill of slow motion shots made it look more like Michael Jackson's Beat It video than a feature film. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 3, 2002
1/5 22% Joshua (2002) As a feature film it fails miserably. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2002
2/5 31% Murder by Numbers (2002) Heroics aside, Murder By Numbers just doesn't add up. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2002
3.5/5 41% The Scorpion King (2002) While it's far from any Raiders of The Lost Ark, The Scorpion King does deliver a few fun seconds and lots of swords and sweat. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2002
3/5 74% Frailty (2002) It just goes way over the top with little pay off. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 12, 2002
2/5 26% The Sweetest Thing (2002) What this film really suffers from is a lack of inventive writing. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 12, 2002
1.5/5 41% Big Bad Love (2001) If we had more of Debra then I'd be cool with it, but her husband/co-star /writer goes on and on and on. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 15, 2002
1/5 25% Showtime (2002) Good lord almighty, call in the stink police! Trust me, this crime on celluloid should change its title to Stupidtime. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 15, 2002
3.25/5 77% Ice Age (2002) Overall, not a bad weekend matinee for the whole family. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 15, 2002
5/5 85% Monster's Ball (2002) While Billy Bob transforms terrifically from a bigot to a noble man in a biracial relationship, Halle is just plain brilliant as a poor and exhausted woman who finally reaches her breaking point. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2002
4/5 30% All About the Benjamins (2002) I had a blast. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2002
1.5/5 29% The Time Machine (2002) After a very slow start, this long and drawn out flick with gobs of high speed photography depicting the cycle of life -- just gets old. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2002
4/5 17% Queen of the Damned (2002) ... Aaliyah makes both a triumphant and eerie final curtain call. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 25, 2002
1.5/5 7% Dragonfly (2002) ... a super stupid thriller ... - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 25, 2002
2/5 23% John Q (2002) I dig the message but prefer a better use of Mr. Washington's many talents. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 19, 2002
3/5 59% Hart's War (2002) The bright spots in this film are Farell's performance and that of Vicellous Shannon who is just riveting as the camp's commanding German officer. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 19, 2002
2/5 14% Crossroads (2002) The good news for you Britney fans is that Crossroads isn't altogether horrific. But it's no classic by any stretch of the imagination either. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 19, 2002
3% Rollerball (2002) Yup. Yet another remake of one of my childhood faves has been bastardized. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 12, 2002
2/5 19% Collateral Damage (2002) I really wouldn't recommend it to any of my friends -- unless of course, they're complete testosterone freaks. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 8, 2002
83% Mulholland Drive (2001) Hot damn what a trippy movie! - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2002
74% A Beautiful Mind (2001) I've never seen an actor try so hard to look like he was a disturbed character. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2002
27% A Walk to Remember (2002) I gotta say, I was a bit bored. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2002
35% I Am Sam (2001) When Rita enters the picture, the whole thing falls apart. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2002
74% The Count of Monte Cristo (2002) Turns out to be a rather romantic swashbuckling romp back in time. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2002
73% Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) This mega dose of foley drama turns out to be nothing more than stinky cheese. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 11, 2002
50% Kate & Leopold (2001) If I see one more movie with Meg Ryan as a disillusioned career woman who just doesn't believe in love anymore -- I'll blow chunks! - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 28, 2001
33% Charlotte Gray (2002) Despite Blanchett's brilliance, Charlotte Gray is still drab. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 28, 2001
42% The Majestic (2001) Despite the direction and Landau's performance, The Majestic ends up shooting itself in the foot with nostalgia overload. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 21, 2001
42% Vanilla Sky (2001) There's plenty of fluff and puff (and a soundtrack that's way overused) -- but little pay off. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 13, 2001
80% The Royal Tenenbaums (2002) I couldn't find much humor in this supposed dark comedy. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 13, 2001
38% Novocaine (2001) Much like my last trip to the dentist, this was really painful. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 15, 2001
8% The Wash (2001) Don't even bother renting it on video -- which will be available REAL soon! - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 15, 2001
81% Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) Definitely worth a look-see. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 15, 2001
20% High Heels and Lowlifes (2001) It's the charming wit and screen presence of McCormack that saves this picture from being a total mess. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 1, 2001
41% K-PAX (2001) Everything is so labored and spelled out for the audience. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 1, 2001
81% The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) Lordy I loved this movie! And I may not be psychic, but I smell Oscar here! - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 1, 2001
52% The Last Castle (2001) Running at a stealthy 2 hours in length, you can't help but look for the EXIT signs in the theater for a quick getaway. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 19, 2001
57% From Hell (2001) A thrilling and suspenseful whodunit. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 19, 2001
49% Riding in Cars With Boys (2001) Delivers a gentle and understanding slice of Americana while tackling some very tough subject matter. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 18, 2001
64% Bandits (2001) Something about Bruce Willis really bugged me. Could it be his bad hair weave? His constant confidently cocky smirk? - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2001
6% Corky Romano (2001) The skits are barely funny enough for TV, let alone to make a feature film out of. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2001
49% Hearts in Atlantis (2001) Hearts in Atlantis isn't really a bad film. It's just not a good one. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 28, 2001
64% Zoolander (2001) I'm happy to report that Zoolander does indeed deliver the giggles. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 28, 2001
52% Rock Star (2001) Overall, a dull trip down Nostalgic Road. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 7, 2001
64% O (2001) I'm sure that there are many troubled teens today who go to violent extremes to get 'even' -- but is this something an average teen would want to pay money to see? - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 30, 2001
46% Jeepers Creepers (2001) It could've easily turned into something that would've scared the poop out of you, but winds up nothing more than road kill. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 30, 2001
14% American Outlaws (2001) I'd rather suck the poison out of a rattlesnake fang than submit anyone to this drawn-out drawl fest. - BeatBoxBetty.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 16, 2001