Bill Beyrer

Biography: |
CinemaBlend.com film critic.
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Publications: | CinemaBlend |
Movie Reviews Only
Rating | T-Meter | Title | Year | Review |
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1/5 | 11% | Are We There Yet? (2005) |
Is it over yet?‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jan 11, 2005
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3/5 | 35% | Imaginary Heroes (2005) |
Twists and turns more times than Chubby Checker on a roller coaster during an earthquake.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jan 4, 2005
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3/5 | 90% | Million Dollar Baby (2004) |
Its originality sucker punches you in the face and you barely have time to recover.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Dec 28, 2004
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3/5 | 4% | Darkness (2004) |
Is it inappropriate that a horror movie is opening nationwide on Jesus' birthday?‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Dec 26, 2004
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3/5 | 64% | Coach Carter (2005) |
A new millennium hybrid of Dangerous Minds and Hoosiers.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2004
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4/5 | 43% | A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004) |
Goes above and beyond to serenade you into submission.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Dec 8, 2004
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4/5 | 83% | In Good Company (2004) |
You won't see anything else more cleverly produced this year.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2004
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2.5/5 | 32% | Seed of Chucky (2004) |
I may warm up to Seed of Chucky over time, but it'll be a long wait.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Nov 14, 2004
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1.5/5 | 4% | The Whole Ten Yards (2003) |
The magic is now gone because we've seen the wizard's tricks.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Nov 4, 2004
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3.5/5 | 44% | National Treasure (2004) |
A smart, entertaining little adventure through American history.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Oct 25, 2004
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1.5/5 | 39% | The Grudge (2004) |
You'll resent seeing this movie.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Oct 20, 2004
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3.5/5 | 63% | Stage Beauty (2004) |
A decent film that just missed its shot at being great.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Oct 14, 2004
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2/5 | 50% | Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004) |
This isn't a bad movie; it's just watered down.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Oct 10, 2004
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3/5 | 57% | Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003) |
While it is indeed pretty funny, the darkness got lost somewhere in the shuffle.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Oct 5, 2004
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4/5 | 61% | The Last Shot (2004) |
A delightful little surprise.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Sep 24, 2004
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4/5 | 82% | Finding Neverland (2004) |
Take all the really good parts of Shakespeare in Love and Big Fish, put it in a blender, and the end result is Finding Neverland.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Sep 23, 2004
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1/5 | 18% | Soul Plane (2004) |
Nothing more than racial stereotype after racial stereotype.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Sep 17, 2004
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2/5 | 32% | When Will I Be Loved (2004) |
Nothing more than brazen indie softcore porn.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Sep 14, 2004
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3.5/5 | 55% | Cellular (2004) |
There might not be a huge market for a Ned Flanders-like action hero, but in this movie it absolutely fit-diddley-its.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Sep 9, 2004
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5/5 | 51% | Vanity Fair (2004) |
Vanity Fair is a must see, if only because the really, really good stuff doesn't come out for another two months or so.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Sep 3, 2004
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1.5/5 | 25% | Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) |
The kind of sequel that should have gone directly to DVD shelves.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Aug 28, 2004
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3/5 | 69% | Criminal (2004) |
We got two and a half more months of crap to go before we get to the holiday/awards season.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Aug 22, 2004
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2.5/5 | 11% | Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) |
An all out gore fest that would make Mel Gibson blush.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Aug 20, 2004
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3.5/5 | 65% | We Don't Live Here Anymore (2004) |
The most realistic couple arguing I've seen on screen to date.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Aug 9, 2004
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3/5 | 51% | Code 46 (2004) |
Robbins and Morton are very good actors, though the material given to them and their zeal as an on-screen item seems apprehensively forced.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Aug 8, 2004
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4/5 | 80% | The Manchurian Candidate (2004) |
The film twists and turns more times than a drunk driver on a mountain highway.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2004
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4/5 | 50% | A Home at the End of the World (2004) |
A perfect mixture of talent in front of and behind the camera.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jul 26, 2004
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5/5 | 89% | Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004) |
If you're not a fan of Metallica, after this movie you will be.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jul 9, 2004
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4/5 | 95% | Before Sunset (2004) |
Linklater has done a brilliant job at keeping it all contained.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jul 3, 2004
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3.5/5 | 15% | Sleepover (2004) |
It's cookie cutter fluff, but it's good fluff.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jun 26, 2004
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1/5 | 15% | White Chicks (2004) |
Atypical in every sense of the word.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jun 23, 2004
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1/5 | 43% | I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (2004) |
I slept while I watched!‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jun 22, 2004
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3/5 | 52% | The Notebook (2004) |
Occasionally it's nice to remember that actual photography is a part of filmmaking.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jun 15, 2004
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3/5 | 24% | Raising Helen (2004) |
Isn?t the best film from Garry Marshall, nor is it the best performance from Kate Hudson, but it certainly is the best they?ve done in a while.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted Jun 7, 2004
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4/5 | 88% | Shrek 2 (2004) |
I haven't left a theatre with this kind of smile on my face since Elf.‐ CinemaBlend
Read More | Posted May 24, 2004
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