Bill Beyrer

Bill Beyrer's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): CinemaBlend

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CinemaBlend.com film critic.

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	T-Meter	Title \| Year	Review
1/5	12%	Are We There Yet? (2005)	Is it over yet? - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jan 11, 2005
3/5	34%	Imaginary Heroes (2005)	Twists and turns more times than Chubby Checker on a roller coaster during an earthquake. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jan 4, 2005
3/5	91%	Million Dollar Baby (2004)	Its originality sucker punches you in the face and you barely have time to recover. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Dec 28, 2004
3/5	4%	Darkness (2004)	Is it inappropriate that a horror movie is opening nationwide on Jesus' birthday? - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Dec 26, 2004
3/5	64%	Coach Carter (2005)	A new millennium hybrid of Dangerous Minds and Hoosiers. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Dec 14, 2004
4/5	43%	A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004)	Goes above and beyond to serenade you into submission. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Dec 8, 2004
4/5	82%	In Good Company (2004)	You won't see anything else more cleverly produced this year. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Nov 16, 2004
2.5/5	33%	Seed of Chucky (2004)	I may warm up to Seed of Chucky over time, but it'll be a long wait. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Nov 14, 2004
1.5/5	4%	The Whole Ten Yards (2003)	The magic is now gone because we've seen the wizard's tricks. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Nov 4, 2004
3.5/5	46%	National Treasure (2004)	A smart, entertaining little adventure through American history. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Oct 25, 2004
1.5/5	39%	The Grudge (2004)	You'll resent seeing this movie. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Oct 20, 2004
3.5/5	64%	Stage Beauty (2004)	A decent film that just missed its shot at being great. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Oct 14, 2004
2/5	50%	Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004)	This isn't a bad movie; it's just watered down. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Oct 10, 2004
3/5	57%	Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)	While it is indeed pretty funny, the darkness got lost somewhere in the shuffle. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Oct 5, 2004
4/5	62%	The Last Shot (2004)	A delightful little surprise. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 24, 2004
4/5	83%	Finding Neverland (2004)	Take all the really good parts of Shakespeare in Love and Big Fish, put it in a blender, and the end result is Finding Neverland. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 23, 2004
1/5	18%	Soul Plane (2004)	Nothing more than racial stereotype after racial stereotype. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 17, 2004
2/5	32%	When Will I Be Loved (2004)	Nothing more than brazen indie softcore porn. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 14, 2004
3.5/5	55%	Cellular (2004)	There might not be a huge market for a Ned Flanders-like action hero, but in this movie it absolutely fit-diddley-its. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 9, 2004
5/5	49%	Vanity Fair (2004)	Vanity Fair is a must see, if only because the really, really good stuff doesn't come out for another two months or so. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 3, 2004
1.5/5	26%	Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)	The kind of sequel that should have gone directly to DVD shelves. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Aug 28, 2004
3/5	69%	Criminal (2004)	We got two and a half more months of crap to go before we get to the holiday/awards season. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Aug 22, 2004
2.5/5	10%	Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)	An all out gore fest that would make Mel Gibson blush. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Aug 20, 2004
3.5/5	66%	We Don't Live Here Anymore (2004)	The most realistic couple arguing I've seen on screen to date. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Aug 9, 2004
3/5	50%	Code 46 (2004)	Robbins and Morton are very good actors, though the material given to them and their zeal as an on-screen item seems apprehensively forced. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Aug 8, 2004
4/5	80%	The Manchurian Candidate (2004)	The film twists and turns more times than a drunk driver on a mountain highway. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jul 30, 2004
4/5	50%	A Home at the End of the World (2004)	A perfect mixture of talent in front of and behind the camera. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jul 26, 2004
5/5	89%	Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004)	If you're not a fan of Metallica, after this movie you will be. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jul 9, 2004
4/5	95%	Before Sunset (2004)	Linklater has done a brilliant job at keeping it all contained. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jul 3, 2004
3.5/5	15%	Sleepover (2004)	It's cookie cutter fluff, but it's good fluff. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 26, 2004
1/5	15%	White Chicks (2004)	Atypical in every sense of the word. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 23, 2004
1/5	44%	I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (2004)	I slept while I watched! - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 22, 2004
3/5	53%	The Notebook (2004)	Occasionally it's nice to remember that actual photography is a part of filmmaking. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 15, 2004
3/5	25%	Raising Helen (2004)	Isn?t the best film from Garry Marshall, nor is it the best performance from Kate Hudson, but it certainly is the best they?ve done in a while. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 7, 2004
4/5	89%	Shrek 2 (2004)	I haven't left a theatre with this kind of smile on my face since Elf. - CinemaBlend EDIT Read More \| Posted May 24, 2004