Bruce Diones

Bruce Diones
Bruce Diones's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): New Yorker

Movie Reviews Only

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review

Don't Breathe (2016)

"The suspense is built as carefully as it is in a good John Carpenter movie; Alvarez uses the camera like a stealth weapon, exploring dark corners and hidden areas of the house with devilish glee." ‐New Yorker
Posted Sep 25, 2016

Lights Out (2016)

"Although the movie doesn't offer much in the way of characterization, its cheap thrills are manufactured effectively, like an amusement-park ride designed to rattle the nerves." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jul 31, 2016

Finding Dory (2016)

"While not as visually dazzling as its predecessor, the film is still colorful and immersive; the script, while predictable, puts an engaging spin on the issues of home and identity." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jun 26, 2016

Manhattan Night (Manhattan Nocturne) (2016)

"The thrilling twists and turns of Harrison's plot are here, but DeCubellis's hazy pacing drains the film of the book's zest. Though great material mishandled is frustrating to view, there are nonetheless some bright spots." ‐New Yorker
Posted May 30, 2016

Criminal (2016)

"The movie is a little more fun than it has any right to be, thanks to its super-serious cast (including Tommy Lee Jones, Ryan Reynolds, Gary Oldman, and Gal Gadot) and the straight-faced approach to its ridiculous shenanigans." ‐New Yorker
Posted Apr 24, 2016

Hardcore Henry (2016)

"This first-person-shooter extravaganza has little purpose besides showing what happens when a GoPro is strapped to a series of stuntmen as they run through their repertoire of extraordinary action moves." ‐New Yorker
Posted Apr 17, 2016

John Wick (2014)

"Stylishly violent and not much else." ‐New Yorker
Posted Nov 9, 2014

Annabelle (2014)

"The script, by Gary Dauberman, is a clichéd mess, lacking humor and surprises. But Leonetti stages some fright-worthy sequences ..." ‐New Yorker
Posted Oct 12, 2014

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

"The filmmakers are less interested in providing a slow buildup to their frights than in splattering the clichés of the form in funny, spirited ways." ‐New Yorker
Posted Oct 6, 2014

The Maze Runner (2014)

"It's all familiar territory, but it's realized with flair." ‐New Yorker
Posted Oct 5, 2014

The Guest (2014)

"The director Adam Wingard joins the ranks of the current masters of unease with this suspenseful horror tale." ‐New Yorker
Posted Oct 5, 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

"Chris Pratt, overflowing with charisma, plays the leader of the pack of misfits, and his blissed-out space cowboy (with a love for seventies music) is so full of good will that he buoys the film and its requisite whizbang special effects." ‐New Yorker
Posted Sep 5, 2014

The Ring (2002)

"The movie's nifty beginning-all anxiety and dread-suggests that the audience is in for a fearful ride, but the one-dimensional story quickly runs out of fuel." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jul 25, 2014

Coherence (2014)

"The film's not perfect-the hand-held camerawork sometimes distracts from the unnerving mood-but it's a good, spooky mind-bender." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jun 30, 2014

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

"The writer and director Dean DeBlois takes the comedy to a deeper, more satisfying place than he did in the original franchise-launching animated film." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jun 22, 2014

The Fault In Our Stars (2014)

"The film dodges most of the pitfalls of clichéd cancer dramas with humor and natural warmth." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jun 15, 2014

Bad Boys II (2003)

"The producer Jerry Bruckheimer and the director Michael Bay's buddy-cop destructorama has all the editing beats of a sex film." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jun 6, 2014

Mr. 3000 (2004)

"This fuzzy baseball story about a conceited player (Bernie Mac) who comes out of retirement to fix his record (he's three hits short of the magic three thousand) is a major letdown." ‐New Yorker
Posted May 12, 2014

Catwoman (2004)

"Another hundred million dollars down the drain." ‐New Yorker
Posted May 2, 2014

Divergent (2014)

"Barely diverting." ‐New Yorker
Posted Mar 30, 2014

Veronica Mars (2014)

"The film is an obvious labor of love for all concerned, and the good times are infectious." ‐New Yorker
Posted Mar 23, 2014

Bottle Rocket (1996)

"[Bottle Rocket] meanders pleasantly, like a road movie, with a seventies-style, anything-goes offhandedness that whisks the audience through the rough spots." ‐New Yorker
Posted Mar 4, 2014

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

"The tale has no emotional resonance, and the thinness of the plot (only five of the book's chapters are adapted here) and the colorless depictions of the leading characters do it no favors." ‐New Yorker
Posted Dec 29, 2013

The Polar Express (2004)

"Tom Hanks (in a number of roles) and the other actors do a nice job of voicing their parts, but the waxy animated faces they've been given are off-putting." ‐New Yorker
Posted Dec 9, 2013

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

"The nineteen-twenties jazz-age setting and the primal-adventure storytelling are boilerplate Disney, scrubbed clean of any real local color." ‐New Yorker
Posted Nov 26, 2013

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

"By focussing the story on Harry (a leaner and slightly meaner Daniel Radcliffe) and his exploits, Yates dispenses with many of the novel's subplots and is able to push the story forward, ominously foreshadowing the dark times to come." ‐New Yorker
Posted Nov 26, 2013

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

"A wildly uneven but entertaining sequel to one of Marvel Comics' most enduring franchises." ‐New Yorker
Posted Nov 25, 2013

Charlie Countryman (2013)

"LaBeouf, who throws himself whole-heartedly into every role regardless of its worth, is a fearless and fascinating actor, and his sincerity holds the entire sleazy mess together." ‐New Yorker
Posted Nov 25, 2013

Kung Fu Panda (2008)

"The animation work is dazzling; it's lovingly detailed without being overdone (particularly the opening sequence, which is hand-drawn and looks like prints struck from ancient woodblocks)." ‐New Yorker
Posted Nov 22, 2013

Bridge to Terabithia (2007)

"The special effects suggest a Narnia-like romp, but the movie has a darker, more sorrowful landscape to explore and it does so brilliantly, with true nuance and heartfelt sincerity." ‐New Yorker
Posted Nov 22, 2013

How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

"Smartly dispensing with the usual hubbub of pop references that dot many of these films, the movie offers touching, quiet moments and imaginative, high-flying beauty. It's fantastically entertaining." ‐New Yorker
Posted Nov 19, 2013

Last Vegas (2013)

"The film, directed by Jon Turteltaub, has an easy but mediocre charm." ‐New Yorker
Posted Nov 11, 2013

Zombieland (2009)

"Woody Harrelson has a rip-roaring time in this comic splatterfest as a redneck from hell who is out to kill zombies. It's the kind of genre acting that doesn't get much notice, but it's a gleeful rampage of a performance." ‐New Yorker
Posted Oct 7, 2013

Let the Right One In (2008)

"A remarkably moving horror tale, about a pale, bullied twelve-year-old boy (Kåre Hedebrant) and his first love (Lina Leandersson), who happens to be a vampire." ‐New Yorker
Posted Oct 7, 2013

The Devil's Backbone (El Espinazo del diablo) (2001)

"Del Toro's elegant pacing and gothic touches imbue the proceedings with a cool mystery." ‐New Yorker
Posted Oct 7, 2013

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

"Playful and relentlessly scary." ‐New Yorker
Posted Aug 4, 2013

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

"Just like the books that the films are based on, this franchise gets better with each installment." ‐New Yorker
Posted Aug 3, 2013

Nico Icon (1995)

"With extraordinary technique, Ofteringer paints a moody, melancholy picture of a legend who decayed into the ghost of herself." ‐New Yorker
Posted Aug 2, 2013

The Conjuring (2013)

"Wan ... builds the many bumps in the night into a small Hitchcockian symphony of terror by way of long, eerie tracking shots, dramatic silences, and sudden scares that are frighteningly immersive." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jul 29, 2013

Despicable Me 2 (2013)

"This is one of those rarities, an animated sequel that improves on the original." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jul 15, 2013

Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me (2013)

"[Documents] the band's coming together and falling apart and [offers] a passionate tribute to its brilliant, beautiful music." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jul 15, 2013

20 Feet From Stardom (2013)

"This spirited, thoughtful look at unheralded but ubiquitous artists gives supreme credit where credit is due." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jul 1, 2013

Jade (1995)

"Writer Joe Eszterhas's follow-up to his Showgirls fiasco is every bit as hopeless, and this time he takes some good actors down with him." ‐New Yorker
Posted Jun 12, 2013

Beavis and Butt-head Do America (1996)

"Its idiocy is irresistible." ‐New Yorker
Posted May 3, 2013

Hackers (1995)

"The story is negligible, but it offers the same order of fun as a good rock video: the marriage of images and music." ‐New Yorker
Posted May 3, 2013

Tank Girl (1995)

"Lori Petty does her tough-talking best to breathe some life into the comic-book action, but it's not enough." ‐New Yorker
Posted May 3, 2013

The Secret of Roan Inish (1995)

"The rhythms are placid and the camerawork (by Haskell Wexler) is simple and unfussy. The film's a charm." ‐New Yorker
Posted May 3, 2013

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Hellboy 2) (2008)

"This film is happy to coast on its good humor and brilliant action pieces. Fair enough, since del Toro has taken the poetry of some of his best work and butched it up, creating some of the most amazing-looking creatures and battles of his career." ‐New Yorker
Posted Apr 15, 2013

Evil Dead (2013)

"An effectively relentless gore-fest." ‐New Yorker
Posted Apr 15, 2013

Hellboy (2004)

"When the movie's story line concentrates on the character of Hellboy and his relationships with those important to him, the film becomes a unique romp, with an exciting yet vulnerable superhero at the center who just happens to be the spawn of Satan." ‐New Yorker
Posted Apr 14, 2013
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