Caffeinated Clint

Caffeinated Clint
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St. Elmo's Fire, Say Anything..., The Hunt for Red October, Die Hard, Almost Famous, Star Wars, Twin Peaks : Fire Walk With Me
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Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
4/5 61% Ride Like a Girl (2019) With a script as delicately handled as the horses would've been on set, Griffiths trots out a warm, effortlessly-inspiring and extremely moving film that is bereft of much of the gloss and Parmesan films of a similar ilk usually encompass. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2019
3.5/5 67% The Banana Splits (2019) A weird combo, sure, but for the most part this forgettable but fun flick works - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 10, 2019
3.5/5 52% Strange But True (2019) Constantly surprising...powerhouse showcase for its ensemble - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 10, 2019
3.5/5 60% Satanic Panic (2019) it delivers! - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 10, 2019
4/5 63% It Chapter Two (2019) the best horror film of the year... there's a couple of killer scares here that even the most desensitized film fan will goosebump-up over - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 4, 2019
4.5/5 90% Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) One of the year's best... a film that'll have you cheering right through to the killer mid-credits sequence. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 3, 2019
3.5/5 64% Child's Play (2019) The horror surprise of the year... a fast moving, nerve-destroying thrill ride. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 20, 2019
3/5 23% Men in Black International (2019) Coupled with some very ingenious early twists and some wonderfully-visualized action sequences, it's fun getting to know agents H and M. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2019
4/5 66% The Public (2019) Another tour-de-force for Estevez, "The Public" is a real page-turner, one to be showcased on that turnstile near the entrance - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 4, 2019
4/5 75% Dragged Across Concrete (2019) With heart-stopping story drifts, shockingly realistic violence and ticker-pausing suspense, "Dragged Across Concrete" is a film that even the most detached and pessimistic of film-fan will be swept up in. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 2, 2019
91% Homicide (1991) Nobody does it like Mamet. A terrific cop movie. - Tsunami Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 12, 2017
82% Derailroaded (2005) Both fans and the indifferent will enjoy the strange, strange story of Fischer's life. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 4, 2016
4/5 82% These Final Hours (2015) Hilditch wants us to walk on hot cinematic coals here, knowing the hurt and pain that the film stirs up will ultimately result in a satisfied but more so, stronger you. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 1, 2014
3/5 No Score Yet The Factory (2011) Features one of the more intriguing horror villains of the past year - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 9, 2012
3.5/5 44% Hotel Transylvania (2012) Creative, cute and crammed with an array of fun, recognizable characters - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 25, 2012
85% 21 Jump Street (2012) Tatum and Hill make for a fun duo, the former seemingly have the time of his life playing up the dumb hottie his succession of histrionic, corny roles have ultimately typecast him as. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 9, 2012
4/5 95% The Muppets (2011) Enough to make you go Manha-Manha! remember that feeling you got in the cinema watching "The Muppet Movie" as a tyke? You'll feel it all again. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2011
4/5 76% Burning Man (2012) A gleaming magnum opus that stimulates the mind and massages the soul - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 13, 2011
4/5 33% Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) There's no other way to put it : "On Stranger Tides" is the best "Pirates" film since the original - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted May 18, 2011
78% Thor (2011) Two hammers up! As much of an A to B job as these films are, they're all very solid commercial blockbusters and Thor is no exception - in fact visually it might just be the most impressive. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 18, 2011
60% Scream 4 (2011) There are some awesome throwbacks to the original film, some terrific one-liners and blocks of dialogue referencing movie-lore that only Williamson could be responsible for, and, admittedly, it's wonderful to see the original cast back. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 13, 2011
51% Tron Legacy (2010) TRON Legacy is the Windows Vista of movies - it's got a beautiful interface, some great bells and whistles, but it does have a few unsightly bugs. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 17, 2010
85% Easy A (2010) Emma Stone is crazy good in this - Goldie Hawn in ''Private Benjamin'' good, Gilda Radner in good, Shelley Long in ''Cheers'' good! - Mediasharx EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 14, 2010
No Score Yet Tekken (2009) It's not that McElroy hasn't crafted an interesting-enough storyline (in some respects, it's quite an OK plot) but more that he doesn't know how to engage his audience - Mediasharx EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 14, 2010
55% Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) Softer it may be, but these further adventures of Corporate raider Gordon Gecko - complete with new opponents - still climax in a biting, exceedingly entertaining game of Hungry, Hungry Hippo. - Mediasharx EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 14, 2010
4/5 39% 2012 (2009) "Sit Down and Buckle Up!" - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 5, 2009
29% Fast & Furious (2009) One of the first great sequels for 2009! non-stop fun from 0 to 200 - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2009
4.5/5 61% Pirate Radio (The Boat That Rocked) (2009) An early contender for not only of the best comedies of the year, but one of the best films of 2009, flag down "The Boat That Rocked" today! - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2009
3/5 20% Passengers (2008) A Hitchcockian thriller that'll keep you guessing till the last reel - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 24, 2009
32% Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) An 'arresting' comedy. James' best work. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 24, 2009
4/5 64% Watchmen (2009) A must-see movie. Visually orgasmic. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 24, 2009
4/5 39% Henry Poole Is Here (2008) One of the best films of the year. You'll laugh, You'll Cry... You'll truly appreciate life! - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 30, 2008
2.5/5 42% Death Race (2008) An orgasmic mix of on-road mayhem that plays at 1000 miles per hour! Marvel in some terrifically-choreographed stunt - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 23, 2008
3.5/5 11% Big Stan (2009) some good laughs to be had... Schneider's best film since The Hot Chick - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 23, 2008
76% Appaloosa (2008) A finely textured, riveting Western that marks a welcome return to a classic American genre. Bristles with violence and humanity - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2008
3/5 6% Babylon A.D. (2008) "xXx meets Blade Runner"...far from the worst film of the year and plays quite well as a bare-bones genre film. I think it'll find a new lease of life on DVD. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2008
5/5 94% The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight is the best Batman film ever made, the best superhero movie ever made, and the best movie of the year to date. - Tsunami Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 19, 2008
17% Homo Erectus (National Lampoon's The Stoned Age) (2007) The best prehistoric comedy of the year. Some terrific cameos. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 17, 2008
4/5 67% The Incredible Hulk (2008) If it's not the best Superhero film since ''Batman Begins'', it's still an early contender for one of the Best Films of the Year. This Hulk is Incredible! - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2008
74% Son of Rambow (2007) a winner! - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2008
52% Funny Games (2008) This is a piece of art. The direction is amazing, the performances are top-notch, and the pot-boiling pace is pitch-perfect. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2008
24% Fierce People (2005) divine performances from Lane and Sutherland - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2008
85% Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid (1973) One of the best westerns of the 70s, if not all time. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2008
42% Harry and the Hendersons (1987) Up there with E.T, as one of the top family flicks of the 80s - Film Threat EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2008
3/5 36% Sydney White (2007) rather clever! Bynes is her usual bubbly, entertaining-self - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2008
63% King of California (2007) 'The King of California' is an easily-entertaining film that features two bravura performances. Douglas plays the character of the loony treasure-hunter Charlie with zest, passion, comedy and, well, hyperactivity - its Jack Colton post-drugs, if you will - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2008
50% Suburban Girl (2007) A pleasant surprise. Sarah Michelle Gellar's best work; Baldwin is so good. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2008
3/5 33% P2 (2007) ....easily surpasses everything those horror remakes of late entail. Revels in tis ability to put sweat on faces, by way of a tense skirmish between car spaces - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2008
4/5 79% Black Water (2008) "Black Water" is the scariest film of its type since "Jaws" - you'll wanna strap in for this one ... otherwise you'll be continuously jumping out of your seat. One of the most genuinely scary films I've seen in a long time. - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2008
3/5 64% I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007) Features one of the best screen couples since Tom and Meg. "Clueless for Baby Boomers" - Moviehole EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 20, 2007