Catherine Cantieri

Catherine Cantieri
Tomatometer-approved critic
Publications: Apollo Guide, HoleCity.com
Official Websites: holecity.com

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
34/100 20% Kansas (1988) - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 16, 2004
5/100 No Score Yet - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted May 7, 2003
3% Feardotcom (2002) Even if FearDotCom wasn't a good five years behind the curve, it would still be saddled with a ludicrous script, nonsensical direction and wince-inducing performances. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 14, 2002
68% Red Dragon (2002) Maybe it's just us, but Hopkins's interpretation is starting to feel like bad drag. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 14, 2002
48% XXX (2002) Determinedly XTrEmE SPoRtz!(tm)...and really, isn't that a little 1994? - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 14, 2002
15% Swimfan (2002) ...a listless tale of sex, stalkers and stupidity for the SAT set. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 14, 2002
No Score Yet Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) ...The makers of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever [take] so many of our favorite things and [make] such a wretched movie out of them. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 14, 2002
54% The Transporter (2002) We sighed, we swooned, we fell in love. It's really too bad that the movie itself sucks out loud. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 14, 2002
66/100 35% The Five Heartbeats (1991) - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2002
93/100 89% Dodsworth (1936) Huston's flawless performance as Sam Dodsworth is the film's greatest joy. - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2002
37/100 21% Harlem Nights (1989) Though it's not easy to watch, Harlem Nights is gorgeous to look at. - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2002
80/100 76% Carmen Jones (1954) While the embarrassment of talent onscreen is a joy to watch, I can't help be overwhelmed and a little saddened thinking how much of that talent went ignored by Hollywood most of the time. - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2002
72/100 No Score Yet Fires Within (1991) - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2002
1/5 29% The Country Bears (2002) How on earth did Disney manage to convince these talented people to get involved in this monumental suck-fest? - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2002
2.5/5 54% Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) Like a fish that's lived too long, Austin Powers in Goldmember has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2002
50% Unfaithful (2002) You can't expect anything other than an icky art-core sleazefest from director Adrian Lyne. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2002
66% Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) Basically, it's pretty but dumb. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2002
10% Bad Company (2002) We started to wonder if ... some unpaid intern had just typed 'Chris Rock,' 'Anthony Hopkins' and 'terrorists' into some Univac-like script machine. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2002
32% Windtalkers (2002) There may be a great movie in this little-known (until recently classified) aspect of WW2, but Windtalkers ain't it. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2002
30% Scooby-Doo (2002) It made us want to run out and get our very own lobotomy, if only so we could forget having watched that godawful movie. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2002
0/5 10% Juwanna Mann (2002) We have given a name to our pain, and that name is Juwanna Mann. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2002
39% Men in Black II (2002) Was that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in trotting out a formula that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz? - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2002
42% Reign of Fire (2002) Sweet gentle Jesus, did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history? - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2002
53% The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002) The filmmakers wisely decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best, and fashion a story around him. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2002
77% Undercover Brother (2002) UB equally spoofs and celebrates the more outre aspects of 'black culture' and the dorkier aspects of 'white culture,' even as it points out how inseparable the two are. - HoleCity.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2002
83/100 88% The Wicker Man (1973) Stick with this creepy 1973 masterpiece and you'll be rewarded by a memorable, haunting ending that follows an almost unbearably tense build-up. - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted May 15, 2002
41/100 10% Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) The horror relies on special effects so obvious that the scares are compromised. - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted May 14, 2002
73/100 No Score Yet - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted May 7, 2002
60/100 No Score Yet Hostage High (1997) - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 20, 2002
63/100 67% Schlock (1973) - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 12, 2002
85/100 86% Cane Toads: An Unnatural History (1988) - Apollo Guide EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 28, 2001