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Chad Greene

Chad Greene
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1/5 32% Freshman Orientation (2007) Theatres showing it will likely have as many conspicuously empty seats as the classrooms and barrooms in this picture, which was apparently shot on such a shoestring that they couldn't even get enough extras to fill a set. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Sep 15, 2007
1.5/5 24% Fierce People (2005) Griffin Dunne and Dirk Wittenborn think they're pretty clever. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Sep 15, 2007
3/5 69% Ira and Abby (2006) A deeply funny follow-up to Kissing Jessica Stein from that film's co-writer and co-star Westfeldt. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Sep 14, 2007
3.5/5 73% I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006) An emotionally honest performance from writer/director/producer/star Garlin ensures that the audience will be pulling for James. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Sep 7, 2007
1.5/5 15% The Brothers Solomon (2007) It's bad enough that Odenkirk can't wring a single laugh out of cameos by funny folks like Jenna Fischer (TV's The Office) or Bill Hader (Superbad), but it's simply astonishing how he squanders Kristin Wiig. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Sep 7, 2007
2.5/5 34% Self Medicated (2006) It's a precocious performance, although one with melodramatic moments that prevent Lapica from entirely dispelling the specter of vanity self-casting. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Aug 31, 2007
3.5/5 57% Interview (2007) Remaking a 2003 original by the slain Dutch director Theo van Gogh, Buscemi has produced a charmingly perplexing portrait that's anything but a knockoff. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Aug 30, 2007
2/5 91% Your Mommy Kills Animals (2007) It isn't only organization that the mildly anarchic Your Mommy Kills Animals sorely lacks, it's also a sufficient number of sources. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Aug 30, 2007
1.5/5 23% Balls of Fury (2007) This low-level laffer seems set to bounce out of theatres in short order. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Aug 30, 2007
2.5/5 86% When the Road Bends: Tales of a Gypsy Caravan (2007) [Dellal's] attempts to 'straighten' the narrative through exposition disguised as the walkie-talkie messages of an unseen stage manager, however, are distractingly ham-handed. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Aug 30, 2007
3/5 19% The Invasion (2007) This take on The Body Snatchers is surprisingly stylish. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Aug 17, 2007
1/5 1% Daddy Day Camp (2007) Here's to hoping that the pint-sized thespians who play those kids -- barely blessed with names, let alone personalities -- don't mistake the lame lessons of the adults around them on the set of Daddy Day Camp as a master class in comedic acting. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Aug 10, 2007
3/5 76% Stardust (2007) Matthew Vaughn and Jane Goldman's well-structured screenplay unfolds like a Princess Bride for the 21st century -- balancing derring-do with sly satire. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Aug 10, 2007
2/5 14% Underdog (2007) Saddled with shoddy storytelling, this is an Underdog in the saddest sense. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Aug 6, 2007
4/5 88% The Simpsons Movie (2007) The fictional family that has defined satire on the small screen since 1989 has finally found a 'Home, Sweet Home' on the big screen. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jul 27, 2007
3/5 62% Arctic Tale (2007) Arctic Tale puts, if not a human face on the effects of climate change, then the next best thing: an anthropomorphized animal one. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jul 27, 2007
4/5 91% Hairspray (2007) Whether its individual scenes are accompanied by teen anthems or protest songs, it's impossible to deny that Hairspray's got a good beat, and you can dance to it. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jul 20, 2007
1.5/5 9% Captivity (2007) Although shot with a modicum of style by a seriously slumming Roland Joffe... nothing terribly thrilling happens in this 'thriller.' ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jul 13, 2007
2.5/5 78% Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) Anyone expecting a rebirth of the Harry Potter film franchise in its fifth installment will find a disappointing dearth of cinematic magic. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jul 10, 2007
1.5/5 7% License to Wed (2007) Anyone who wanders into License to Wed expecting a sweet-natured romantic comedy is likely to feel like the sensitive surface of that metaphorical tongue: ripped off. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jul 3, 2007
3/5 64% Broken English (2007) If Broken English has anything, it's a bold sense of direction. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jun 22, 2007
2/5 23% Evan Almighty (2007) My advice to you: Just say Noah. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jun 22, 2007
3.5/5 70% Black Sheep (2006) Hilariously reminiscent of the early career splatterfests of Peter Jackson. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jun 2, 2007
3.5/5 78% Crazy Love (2007) Crazy Love is proof that miracles do, indeed, still happen-in this case, that these charismatic characters' emotional honesty with not only each other, but also the filmmakers, almost makes sense of their marriage. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted May 25, 2007
2.5/5 41% Shrek the Third (2007) It's the croaking Frog King Harold who unwittingly provides the metaphor for the state of this fairytale franchise with a drawn-out death scene that's kind of funny at first but then drags on way too long. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted May 18, 2007
1/5 4% Delta Farce (2007) That the second half of Delta Farce is a half-assed rip-off of the vastly superior Three Amigos is only one sign the Blue Collar boys have, to borrow one of the film's few funny lines, "more problems than a Cub Scout at Neverland Ranch."‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted May 14, 2007
1/5 20% The Invisible (2007) A 'thriller' with no mystery and no suspense whose doltish detective can't even track down his own soon-to-be-dead body, the only award The Invisible is likely to contend for is Cheesiest Use of a Death Cab for Cutie Song in a Teen Movie. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Apr 30, 2007
2/5 48% Lonely Hearts (2006) The only juice in Lonely Hearts comes from the thousands of volts shooting through the electric chair in which Martha and Ray are executed in back-to-back scenes that are disturbingly detailed and drawn out. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Apr 21, 2007
3/5 96% Plagues & Pleasures on the Salton Sea (2004) Even if the Salton Sea itself stinks, Chris Metzler and Jeff Springer's documentary about the improbable body of water where, the witty Waters deadpans, 'utopia and the apocalypse unite to dance a dirty tango' certainly does not. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Apr 20, 2007
2.5/5 8% The Reaping (2007) Perhaps the best way to put it is that the cast and crew reap what they so-so. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Apr 14, 2007
3/5 83% Grindhouse (2007) It's nowhere near as much fun for fans to watch as it was for these fan boys to make. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Apr 9, 2007
3/5 58% First Snow (2007) A thoughtful, but tense, meditation on whether the knowledge of your impending demise would be a curse or a gift. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Apr 7, 2007
2/5 30% The Hawk Is Dying (2006) Never takes flight. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Apr 7, 2007
3/5 69% Blades of Glory (2007) Blades is most gloriously goofy in those moments when Ferrell follows his own advice and leaps above the compulsory comedy. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Mar 30, 2007
3.5/5 85% Air Guitar Nation (2006) Although Air Guitar Nation is a documentary, Lipsitz stumbled across a couple of compelling characters in Jung and Crane, who are anything but n'air-do-wells. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Mar 23, 2007
2/5 21% Dead Silence (2007) Ultimately undone by not only amateurish acting but also DOA dialogue. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Mar 17, 2007
4/5 18% I Think I Love My Wife (2007) A sophisticated look at the tedium of an old marriage and the temptation of a new love that marks a maturing of his humor without any attendant dulling of [Rock's] cutting-edge causticity. (Start taking notes, Eddie Murphy.) ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Mar 16, 2007
3.5/5 57% The Astronaut Farmer (2006) With The Astronaut Farmer, the Polish Brothers have entered a higher orbit by crafting a bigger-budget family film about a cowboy who is singing to gravity itself when he belts out 'Don't Fence Me In.' ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Feb 23, 2007
2/5 19% The Last Sin Eater (2007) A strong story is hindered here by on-the-nose dialogue and melodramatic delivery that makes it seem more like a pulpit-pounding sermon than a slyly subtle parable. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Feb 9, 2007
2.5/5 19% Primeval (2007) Veteran TV director Michael Katleman has crafted a perfectly serviceable -- and scary -- B-movie. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jan 13, 2007
2/4 21% La tigre e la neve (The Tiger and the Snow) (2006) What Benigni was able to do so improbably in a World War II concentration camp in his masterpiece Life Is Beautiful - find comedy - he is utterly unable to do in the shock-and-awed streets of Baghdad in the early days of Gulf War II. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Dec 29, 2006
2.5/4 78% Charlotte's Web (2006) While certainly not just 'some pig,' it isn't exactly 'terrific' or 'radiant,' either. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Dec 15, 2006
0% Living the Dream (2006) "Will you stick with me, no matter what?" Brenda asks on more than one occasion. Unfortunately for the filmmakers, the audience's answer may well be "no." ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Dec 1, 2006
2/5 55% Déjà Vu (2006) Most of the time-twisting plot is stuff moviegoers have seen before. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Nov 23, 2006
1.5/5 12% Let's Go to Prison (2006) This movie's 90-minute run time definitely feels like too long of a sentence. ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Nov 20, 2006
3.5/5 86% This Filthy World (2006) Johns Waters walks into This Filthy World through the door of a confessional -- an altogether fitting entrance for the filmmaker the late William S. Burroughs anointed the 'Pope of Trash.' ‐ Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Nov 17, 2006