Charlie Craine

Charlie Craine
Charlie Craine's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.
Location: Buffalo, NY

movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year Review
2/10 20% AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004) Alien Vs. Predator makes Freddy Vs. Jason look like a masterpiece. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 15, 2004
47% The Mummy Returns (2001) Such a rip-off of the Indiana Jones series that it's almost embarrassing. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted May 4, 2001
11% Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001) Nothing could resuscitate this tired movie. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2001
11% Freddy Got Fingered (2001) Tom Green makes Adam Sandler seem like a genius. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2001
55% Blow (2001) Demme (The Ref) does a brilliant job of bringing Blow to life. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 5, 2001
78% The Pledge (2001) You don't really know who did it, you'll never guess. But it doesn't matter, because by the time you get to the point of discovery you could care less. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 18, 2001
92% Traffic (2000) Traffic tries to make a huge point but doesn't allow the viewer to use his own imagination or draw his own conclusions. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 2, 2001
89% Cast Away (2000) It's truly a lot to say that Hanks can carry a film all by himself, essentially talking to himself and trying to survive. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 20, 2000
8/10 33% Romeo Must Die (2000) After seeing Romeo Must Die, you'll be kicking yourself for quitting karate classes after the first week. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
14% Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 (2000) A long, boring ride. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
14% Red Planet (2000) Why they continue to put out the same movies with a different coating is beyond me. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
22% Little Nicky (2000) Being a moron has worked for Sandler in the past, but here it's so annoying that I can't get over who thought this was funny when they were filming it. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
46% The Cell (2000) There is still something to be said for getting your money's worth and for taking a viewer away for almost two hours. I'd say it did the job. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
3% Bless the Child (2000) The movie wasn't witty, it wasn't scary, and the effects were only okay. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
8/10 29% Drowning Mona (2000) When it's all said and done, this film isn't the comedy of the year, but it's sure worth the price of admission. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
49% Bedazzled (2000) A poor remake. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
51% Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Will become as much a part of our holidays as egg nog, blinking lights, and snow. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
86% The Original Kings of Comedy (2000) We've had great films in the past, like Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Richard Pryor's Live on the Sunset Strip, but bringing these four heavyweights in one package is unforgettable. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
52% Bounce (2000) As much promise as this story had, it falls under the weight of boring conversation and endless clichés. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
25% Reindeer Games (Deception) (2000) There is weak acting all around, most of all by Ben Affleck. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
41% The Replacements (2000) It's more like Bill & Ted's idiot football adventure. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
79% Fight Club (1999) Trust me, it will strike you right away, but it will torment you forever. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
47% Me, Myself & Irene (2000) The laughs come faster than a Chris Rock comedy hour, so infant and asinine yet downright gut-busters. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
64% The Yards (2000) Mark Wahlberg continues to make good, interesting movies. Impressed? I am every time I see him pull off these characters in movies that work well for him. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
3% Battlefield Earth (2000) Battlefield Earth is the same movie we've all seen before. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
68% Shaft (2000) I went in expecting nothing and didn't leave feeling better or worse for it. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
7% Lost Souls (2000) This film won't leave you in a state of disbelief, or belief for that matter. It just hangs out there, oh, so mundane. - hip online EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000