Chelsea Steiner

Chelsea Steiner
Chelsea Steiner's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): The Mary Sue
Publications: Autostraddle, The Mary Sue

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
23% Men in Black International (2019) The franchise and its stars deserved better than this disappointing outing. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 17, 2019
82% Someone Great (2019) Someone Great is a perfect "Girls Night In" film, and one you'll want to revisit again and again. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2019
56% Never Been Kissed (1999) Never Been Kissed remains one of the best teen movies and romcoms of the '90s, and a true ode to nerdy, overly enthusiastic girls of all ages. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 10, 2019
4/5 60% Alita: Battle Angel (2019) The experience of viewing Alita: Battle Angel is a non-stop, entertaining as hell ride. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 7, 2019
3/5 74% The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2019) The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot, for all its missteps, packs a surprisingly emotional punch. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
69% The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) The odd couple pairing of Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson is one of the film's best assets, as the duo display terrific comedic chemistry. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 26, 2018
4/5 85% Dumplin' (2018) There's a sweetness to the film that may dip into saccharine territory for some viewers, but I didn't mind the comforting formula of the film. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 10, 2018
4/5 93% Bumblebee (2018) [It's] a crowd-pleaser of a movie, and it hits all the necessary beats... The movie succeeds where all of Bay's films failed because, despite being a story centered on battling robots, Bumblebee never loses sight of its humanity. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 10, 2018
75% All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018) The film works by taking classic complaints around the holidays and accentuating their effects to hyperbolic effect. The dark humor... makes it a welcome antidote to all the saccharine-sweet Christmas movies we're inundated with every year. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 3, 2018
4/5 94% CAM (2018) Cam is an effective, taut thriller that keeps the viewer engaged, and while it doesn't quite stick the landing, it is a compelling and satisfying watch. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 3, 2018
3/5 81% Overlord (2018) Committed performances and delightfully gross practical effects make Overlord a fun night out at the movies. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 13, 2018
2/5 40% The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018) Lisbeth Salander deserves better than this half-baked film. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 12, 2018
4/5 100% Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors (2018) The animated film,... delivers on its promise as an entertaining, warm-hearted celebration of diversity and inclusion. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 28, 2018
2/5 32% The Predator (2018) The film is entertaining in fits and starts, but it just never quite comes together as a whole. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 17, 2018
2/5 23% The Happytime Murders (2018) The film is an exercise in wasted potential, squandering a fun premise and a talented cast in what could have been a legitimately entertaining movie. All the pieces are there, but The Happytime Murders doesn't have a clue what to do with them. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 23, 2018
5/5 87% The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018) Cameron Post's greatest strength is in its authenticity and intimacy. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 16, 2018
93% Sorry to Bother You (2018) [It] taps into a glorious cinematic history, joining the ranks of films like Dr. Strangelove, Network, Fight Club, and Being John Malkovich as satirical touchstones that define an era of American history. - The Mary Sue EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 16, 2018
43% Lizzie Borden Took an Ax (2014) Whenever any of the characters in this movie talk about the murder, we see the same quick shots of bloody axes and bodies. - Autostraddle EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2018